Sorry I was a little bit off yesterday, long weekend and all.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I do not believe Martell even likes sports.
2. Pudding shots are 10000000% better than Jello shots.
3. Nothing screams FML like your fridge dyeing a month or so before you are set to get a new one.
4. Who the fuck hates rice? I mean honestly?
5. Wait people do not clean up their text messages and just have messages from years ago? That gives me so much anxiety.
6. Lot of uncertainty with Thanksgiving travel due to the government shut down. Is this effecting your plans?
7. Dress shopping for last place in the fantasy league will be fun this year.
8. Who would have bet that Tom Kelly would get a new cell phone before Chrissy? Welcome to the new Iphone TK!
9. Fall is the best season and its not close.
10. Fuck apple picking. Wasting all day picking a bag of fucking apples I can buy at the grocery store cheaper.
11. Congrats Joey on getting a company van. You are bigtime again.
12. How long could you go being sober?
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