Lets to do this

Well it is official. I heard Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince so summer is here.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mario always takes the best weeks off for vacation.
2. TK met Andre Tippett.
3. The Chiefdude had a health scare but seems to have bounced back like a rubber ball.
4. I guess cell phones are made to last 2 years so if you get a 3rd year you should be happy.
5. Would you rather go to Plainridge or Twin Rivers?
6. What is the most $ you have ever spent on the lottery at one time, Scratch tickets or daily games?
7. Congrats to Mark and Cathleen on the birth of their first child.
8. Speaking of children, I heard Mike G is having a 3rd.
9. Totally forgot, last week I was told that finger banging is out. Its the same thing as a guy getting a hand job. Is this true? And if it is true what next oral sex is out the window?
10.  Some Friday nights you just need a pizza and a movie.
11. Jeffrey and Rob working over on the Vineyard for a few days, oh we getting fancy now.
12. I am still killing the Moscow Mules when I  get a chance.
13. Anyone up for some 9 holes of golfing and day drinking any time soon? Like next week? Chrissy, Leaden and I are looking for a 4th.
14. If you are looking for a used car how old is too old?
15. What are your feeling on cheese and seafood?
16. Have you ever had fresh Kielbasa? Not smoked? Its ok but nothing to write home about.
17. Mike Foley says the new menu at Apple bees BLOWS.
18. Switching all my stuff from my old phone to my new was pretty easy between Verizon cloud and Google.

That is all I have for now.

Tuesday Boozeday?

I mean it is tempting, right? Blowing off work and just going day drinking.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Cookout season is upon us - two on the same day. Now thats living!
2. Getting rear ended is the worst.
3. Another year and another successful Dot Day.

                                                             (video by Grillo)

4. Speaking of Dot Day, Congrats to Chrissy to winning the Dot day Bowl off.
5. Is anyone actually watching this NBA Finals?
6. Going out for lunch and sitting at the bar alone is totally normal right?
7. Rob Knudsen a.k.a. as Coach K is on Snap chat.
8. Who wears sweat pants to a bar?
9. Apparently Cambridge voted to change Columbus Day to Indigenous people day.
10. First time in years that Nora Mitchell did not make Dot Day.
11. Can you guess what one of these things didn't happen in a packed bar:
                                    A. Someone whipped their dick out
                                    B. Someone took their tits out.
                                    C. Legit dance off with money involved
                                    D. Random strangers hugging and one kissing the others ones neck
                                    E. Someone complaining about not getting shots FOR OVER 7 HOURS
                                    F. Aliens walked in and obliterated everyone
12. Jeffrey is now on Venmo.
13. Putting little kids bikes together is a bit stressful. Directions say may cause death if you do it wrong. I mean what the fuck bro!
14. I know you were all very worried about my neck. It feels a whole hell of a lot better.
15. Calnan needs to get back to work soon. He is starting to scare me.
16. How many bat shit insane crazy friend do you have to have before you start to think that maybe you are crazy?

Gotta go. Work to do and all.

This Guy Killed Harambe...........

Look I don't normally feel really strong on many issues. Could care less about so much it could fill a warehouse or two. Normally only thing that really gets me going lately is Tub O' Meghan Trainor

but what I am solid 100 pct against is Endangered Animals Assasinations. Case in point that gentle giant taken from us way to soon Harambe.

And I know a lot of parents read this and your going to be quick to blame the parents or maybe even worse take the side of his Asssassin because kids are our greatest resource and they change your life blah blah blah etc.

Well I'm telling you right now. DISNEY killed Harambe. How you say? Well picture says a thousands words

There it is. How many times do you think that  kid saw the Jungle Book? 2 dozen? Probably countless since Millenial Parents today let Disney raise their children. How was that kid suppose to know a Gorilla is dangerous? When kids today are bombarded with images of giant friendly animals via Disney? I think the only real "legal" question left is how many Disney movies has this child watched?

Since I don't embrace excuses, I'm here to offer a solution. So without further adieu I introduce Drunknothings EDUCATIONAL Animal Mauling of the Week ( I'll give you a minute to gather the little ones)

YOUR WELCOME

Man on Man

I hope that everyone had a great Memorial Day weekend.

This is what I  learned this weekend:
1. Known fact that a holiday is a holiday is a holiday even for the blog.
2. Yes, I am the guy who leaves his shirt on at the beach so I dont burn. Deal with it.
3. Speaking of burns, Chrissy hows them lobster red legs coming along?
4. You know summer has started when Plunkett rocks out at the Improper!
5. Mario rocking a S7, #notteamiphone.
6. The new X-men movie is ok. I can see why it got bad reviews, Apocalyse is kind of a let down and there is a slow build up.
7. I heard the DC rebirth comic is pretty good. Basically blaming Dr Manattan for the failed new 52.
8. Sleeping on your neeck wrong is a shitty way to start your day.
9. Steph Curry vs Lebron in the Finals...no way the NBA lets Lebron lose.
10. Fuck you, sour grapes. When I want grapes I do not want them to be sour.
11. Do you ever get too old to wear a hat?
12. Chrissy is looking for any tattoo ideas. Either a full back piece or a calf. Put your suggestions in the comments section.

Sorry this one is short and sweet but gotta run and do some work.

Memorial Day weekend

It looks like Memorial Day weekend is fast approaching. Cookouts, sunshine, day drinking and beach days are here people.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The 9th Annual Mustache Pub crawl was a success. We raised $1000 for Dana Farber. Thank you all for supporting the cause.

2. There were 3 stars at the pub crawl - Little Jay, Grillo and TK.
3. Speaking of TK, rumor has it that he is retiring from the pub crawl game even thought everyone said how much fun they had with him. File that under things that make you go hmmmm.
4. Chrissy was up for 56.25 straight hours. Sleep be damned.
5. Strep throat is a mother of fuckers!
6. When you have crazy vivid dreams and wake up totally confused and bummed out that it was just a dream, yeah that sucks.
7. Grillo is in the initial process of screen play writing with Jeffrey and Bunker.
8. Oh I also heard that Grillo thought Bunker was Uber and wanted to be driven all over the South shore.
9. Anything better than winning blind Keno?
10. I would say the reception to the crawl in Quincy was positive (Except maybe the lady at S6).
11. Ronin has half of his rear hind leg area shaved due to a cut. Poor guy is not happy and I may have to put a cone of shame on him.
12. I do not know if you check the top right of this blog but the 10th Annual Mustache Pub crawl is Saturday May 20th, 2017. I hope this gives everyone plenty of time to plan. I have always said my goal was to make it 10 years. God knows I have thought about stopping every year after the 5th year but we kept plugging along. So as of right now, the 10th year will be my last year. Maybe someone will pick up the mantle and run with it? Maybe we start new with a different theme - Hawaiian shirts? Beards? 80's or 90's?  Pirate?
13. I don't know if I got more questions of Wheres Calnan, Wheres Jason Foley or Where is John Wallace? Mustache Pub crawl staples.
14. What the fuck is going on over at WWE? Just a flood of talent being released and the story lines are getting shitty.
15. Fat shaming is climbing up the bullying list - it is probably top 3 now.
16. Hey Flutie, saw your nephew got a DUI, is that why you don't support pub crawls and drinking?
17. Is there a bigger flopper/baby in the NBA than Lebron?
18. I don't know what is a bigger pipe dream for local fans - Kevin Durant to the Celtics or Steven Stamkos to the Bruins.
19. Petty people are insane people.
20. Chrissy is putting together a little bar hopping day drinking escapade soon. Hes calling it a sick out. Strap your boots on because its gonna be a shit show.


Thanks again to everyone for supporting the crawl.

May May May

Its May 16th and I legit have no idea what the weather is going to be like. Saturday was 80 today its 42, yesterday felt like Fall. I mean come on Mother nature make up your mind.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Art's Sunset Bay (the old Seadog), in Hull, has some pretty good food.
2. Jeffrey doesn't bounce back like he used to.
3. Are people nervous about the Madden curse and Gronk?
4. Cangrats to Phelpsy for being cancer free and being back to work this week.
5. John Brewer is bar tending over at Lulu's in Alston.
6.  Every year it seems like I am cleaning up and out my garage.
7. What you know about putting down a patio?
8. I think Sean "Supah P" Meehan is ducking me!
9. Mike Foley is too cool for a pub crawl, even in Quincy.
10. Who do you think will show up first on Saturday - Danny Cooney or Bill Smiddy?
11. Wendys is putting in self service kiosk to take orders.
12. A large iced coffee at Dunkin Donuts is over $3 now, how much will it cost when minimum wage is $15?
13. Speaking of Dunkin Donuts when did the drive thru become more of a priority than actual customers standing in line?
14. I have been trying to figure out the best way to make ribs. Anyone have any suggestions?
15. Sunday drivers are a real thing. Fucking people without a care in the world just driving around like zombies.
16. Shopping for sneakers is such a pain in the ass.
 17. Jason Foley (no relation to Mike who refuses pub crawls) is looking for a new plumbing job if anyone knows of any.
18. Are you Home Depot or Lowes?

Hope to see you all on Saturday at the crawl!

The 9th Annual Mustache Pub crawl

Saturday May 21 starting at 1:00. We are switching it up this year and heading to Quincy. The shirts are $20 as always all the proceeds will be donated to Dana Farber.

1st ride Cagney 1:00-2:30
2nd ride Sully's 2:30-3:45
3rd ride Acapulco's 3:45-5:00
4th ride The Iron Furnace 5:00-6:15
5th ride The Half door 6:15-7:30
6th ride Fuji 1546 7:30-8:45
7th ride S6/Paddy Barry's 8:45-10:00
8th ride Kelly's Cellar 10:00 -close

We will have fake staches  for the ladies and the gentlemen who can't grow em.

Please forward this to anyone who may want to come out.

Patriot Way Kool Aid: Little Dannys deal

First off all everyone needs to understand I like the Patriots, I do. Watch every game. However, I'm not a blind fan boy who subscribes to in "Bill We Trust". I'm critical of the team as every fan should be of any team. With "Pats Nation" basically at dictator status and questioning nothing at one end and Eagles fans questioning everything and calling for executions daily of coaches and players.

but this Amendola deal is the WORST. No not financially because the deal is team friendly. But because he took a "hometown discount". Which has somehow morphed into the gospel around here. Like it's an honor to play for the Pats. Ya statistically you stand a better chance of winning a championship then most but, those chances dwindle everyday as the NFL Free Agent Market becomes rougher and rougher. Yet the Patriots stick to this hometown discount mantra like the bible.

and let me cut you off right there, Ya Brady does it. However, those restructurings are almost as always incredibly in his favor (hes also far richer then the common player)


So whats going to happen when either Hightower or Collins walks because "they wouldn't take a discount". Ill tell you exactly what the Pats call up the media and smear em like they always do (sans wilfork)

Look todays NFL Player is far different from even 5 years ago. Their kids who basically grew up ranked by Rivals and got huge press in College. Eventually, these kids get to a place where all they care about is money. And how can we blame them when most grew up poor as well?  Cars, Champagne and Exotic Cats cant be bought in rings. There's no more Brown and Bruschi's left in the league eventually the hometown discount has to go or were getting real non competitive real fast.


(also I should note a certain J Phelps no that's too obvious! A certain Justin P likes to step out of line with the comments on here. He does his phone number goes out to the Internetz)

PS I keep trying  to write a weekly piece about the comings and goings of a certain William J Smiddy. However, word is hes gone dark. If your reading this Smiddy let someone know your Ok :)

Less than 2 weeks away

The pub crawl is approaching fast, only 12 days away. If anyone wants to buy a shirt beofre the day of the crawl or if anyone wants to buy a shirt to support cancer research let me know and we can meet up.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Slow Sundays suck.
2. Captain America Civil war was good but not as good as the Winter Soldier.
3. Cucumbers are a fruit.
4. O.A.R. will be coming to Boston in August, anyone interested in going?
5. Pastrami pickles, pickle spears wrapped in pastrami then battered and deep fried, sound way better than they actually taste.
6. I am glad this rain stopped, I mean my back yard looks like a jungle.
7. I hope Rio made it back from New Orleans alright. Kid must of lost his phone because I haven't heard from him in days.
8. What is your go to snack (besides pop corn) at the movies? I usually go with Reeces pieces.
9. Anyone know any cheap painters? I know a guy looking to have some shit painted.
10. Its common to order a large pizza and a back up large steak and cheese sub, right? I mean that's what my co-worker did. Told me that he can't risk it!
11. I am hearing micro fracture surgery for the angriest blogger I know.
12. It is never a quick lunch when meeting Chrissy.
13. Ordering beers based on the look of the tap handle is not the best idea.
14. Drinking anxiety is a real thing. I mean I just get black out drunk and hope for the best but hey thats not everyone.
15. Hangover free Sundays...try it!
16. I am not a fan of maple flavored bacon.
17. Calnan believes that breakfast is not an essential meal for the day and it was made up by cereal companies.
18. Has anyone heard from Jason Foley??

May day

May is here mother fuckers. This year is flying. The Mustache Pub Crawl is only 19 days away, who needs a shirt. WHAT THE FUCK!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. 16C in Quincy center(the old Granite rail) is pretty good. A little expensive but the Quiet man steak tips are legit.
2. Wuburger is now open in Cambridge.
3. Jeffrey does not care for April baseball.
4. The Mill Store down the cape is apparently where you go for some flower window boxes.
5. When did Windy City hot dogs move to Norwell?
6. Who knew that old people are offended by dry humping the air in a packed bar?
7. We have all fallen asleep while waiting to go out and meet someone, right?
8. Look like Calnan is on the mend again. Kids rocking a boot.
9. Sad to see the Celtics at least not make it to a game 7.
10. I will never ever go to another 4 year olds soccer game again. Maybe ill try back in 4 more years.
11. What age do you stop doing shots? Asking for a friend.
12. If you make it down the cape, I would recommend you hit up JDs Burger Company, in Sandwich.
13. I stopped watching Game of Thrones after 3 episodes last year, should I get back into it?
14. Don't forget that Mothers day is Sunday. Get your loved ones something special this year.

Gotta run and grab some breakfast.

one of these guys isnt a cheater........

This week sucked the world is now Prince-less, Mario almost died and Brady got suspended.

but lets really look at this, was the investigation a sham? check
Is Goddell probably way out of control? check
Was this probably some type of payback? check

DID THE PLAYERS ASSOCIATION SIGN A CONTRACT GVING GODDELL THIS POWER? CHECK

Please everyone stop, no this isn't some huge injustice? no its not a national tragedy like the passing of our beloved Prince, its just the NFLPA trying to cover their asses after making a moronic decision they knew soon enough would backfire and guess what it did. Oh and shockingly he went after the best player in the league. Guess what your granted discipline superpowers are you going to wastet it on some nobody like Ray Rice? No your going to light up the best guy in the room.

Everyone just stop. The NFLPA gave Goddell this power, yet they escape blame in all this.

Id also like to point you morons didn't even blink at Kraft conceding to give up a 1st round pick. Doesn't matter Brady was 199. And closer its gotten to the draft everyone decided to start complaining. Instead of focusing on Goddell incesistently how bout some blame goes to the NFLPA and Kraft.

PS RIP Prince One Love

PPS HaHaHa Deegan the Eagles are a disaster and no Chip to blame

RIP Prince

One day it is 75 the next 39 gotta love New England.


This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Apparently everyone was a Prince fan?
2. The Paragon Grill has a bomb ass make your own burger set up.
3. I made a cold box/green house for growing hot peppers. Lets hope it works.
4. How does $3 a square foot sound for asphalt driveway?
5. Mustache Pub crawl t shirts are coming in today. If anyone wants one let me know. They are still $20.00 and all the proceeds go to Dana Farber for cancer research.
6. I can not grow grass to save my life.
7. Pretty sure Ronin ran through a hive of ticks.  He had more than 30 on him.
8. I had no idea that Sinead O'connors song Nothing Compares to you was a remake of a Prince song and now I feel foolish.
9. Wait people still make hamburger helper?
10. I can not wait for the day that I don't have to pay a mortgage. That day will be the party of parties.
11. TK would like to make a T shirt that says "Men drink them. Boys count them". Anyone want one of these presale beauties?
12. Have you caught anything on Jeffries new 65 inch TV?
13. Everyone is all of a sudden Celtics fans?
14. Speaking of Celtics anyone up for a trip to Atlanta for game 5 or if it goes to a game 7?
15. Mario is looking for the new painted Woodford Reserve Kentucky Derby bottle if anyone sees it.
16. How are people feeling about Larry Lucchino being inducted into the Red Sox hall of fame?
17.  The Macphails new grass and walk ways will be finished today.
18. Thank God Rio is alright. His brake line snapped on his work dump truck and he almost bought the farm.

Till next week.

Tax day

Today is tax day! Because of holidays in DC last Friday and then here yesterday everyone got a few extra days to file.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Burger Dive in Somerville BURGER BLOWS! Never waste your money there.
2. Marathon Monday Sox game was a success.
3. Putting water in your hand and running it through your hair, after you take a piss, is not washing your hands. Filthy animals.
4. The MacPhails are getting new grass and walk ways. Their house is gonna look like a new place!.
5. The Chipman family pigroast is June 25th. Can not wait.
6. Who doesn't like a good flea market?
7. Seems like more people go to Sox games to socialize more than actually watch the game.
8. Joe Martell had duck sauce for the first time in his life on Saturday night. Bro do you live under a rock?
9. If you are looking for some American Idol type Karaoke head over to Cathay Center some Friday or Saturday night.
10. Jeffrey had his first Brueggers bagel and he fell in love.
11. I hope everyone is getting their baby sitters lined up for the Mustache pub crawl.
12. One week I get a wind burn the next week a sun burn. Can't win for trying.
13. Popeyes chicken or KFC? Where do you stand?
14. I am looking for an asphalt guy. I need my driveway done. Do you know anyone?

Thanks gotta run.
LETS GO CELTICS!

Opening day

Yeah yeah yeah I know that yesterday was Monday and I didn't post but come on guys, you know I was at the Red Sox opener. Give me some slack.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I am not a fan of the food at Barretts.
2. TK is like a mini mayor of Bridgewater.
3. Never go for lunch with Jeffrey because you may end up at Twin Rivers.
4. Spare ribs or baby back ribs? What do you prefer?
5. I broke down and bought a new Webber grill. Hopefully it will be here tomorrow.
6. Pony ghosts are real.
7. What do you do when you offer free food to a homeless person and they accept before you even finish offering?
8. Chrissy and Ali are looking for a grass guy for the front of their house. You know anyone?
9. There is no way the Bruins keep Claude, right?
10. Twice this past week my phone has rebooted and defaulted to factory settings. What the fuck.
11. Do not try the Camp Wannamango Harpoon brew. Its nasty as shit.
12. Panera  is pretty good but I don't think it is what you should have for lunch if you are going to be drinking all day.
13. KKaties is coming to Quincy Center and I can not be more excited.
14. Has anyone seen Mike Foley since he has been back? Its like he came back and disappeared.
15. The shirts for the Mustache Pub Crawl are ordered so they should be in a few weeks. Don't forget May 21st in Quincy.
16.  Thank god I have that snow blower, since It never came out this winter.

Gotta run...

Wednesday ramblings

A quick 6 pack of things that you learn on a random Tuesday night in Bridgewater:

1. It was Christian Daniel Macphail who took down the inferno burger Challenge and not Christopher Leaden. No way in fucking hell I get past the 1st bite.

2. Who the fuck lives in Halifax? That's a real place?
3. I'm calling bullshit on the bar skipping over Jermaine Duprees Welcome to Atlanta remix then shutting the juke box down with my $10.00 still inside. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!
4. Totally normal for a co-worker to tell you he would love to bang your sister in law, right? Or your friends sister - sight unseen?
5. Apparently, TK is too young to be Chrissys dad. Chrissy, on the other hand looks 34...while I appear to be 45ish. What kind of bizarro shit goes on down here?
6. Iggles is alive and looking well. Think he's getting his fitness on.

HAPPY OPE...... Nevermind its too cold.

Look can we just stop this charade. Oh its opening day, baseball is back. Please can we just stop. They just canceled a game because its cold. Think about that. Because it's cold. And best part is Sox Nation is fine with it. MLBs fine with it. You know whose also very fine is the guys above. Ya know why? They'll gladly rob you blind at the "real opening day" or the other "opening day" on Patriots Day or while we're at it, how about we start making the first home game in June a thing. Like the opening day to the "real season" in baseball.

Baseball is awesome basically admits irrelevancy, crucifies people for speaking out against its irrelevancy and goes cancelling games because it's cold. And well because it's an irrelevant game. Anyway least there's two other opening days to rob you blind (that aren't in poor bleak cities)

also shout out to Smid on the engagement.

Opening day

The Sox kick off the season today in Cleveland. The coldest baseball game I have ever been to was in Cleveland a few years back, that's saying something. Colder than October playoffs. It was 23 degrees and the wind coming off the lake was fucking frosty.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Bill Smiddy moved in with some broad in Braintree, so I am told.
2.Chrissy loves himself home made sausages.
3. Wrestlemania was a success.
4. Joe Martell is on a bender, like 3 weeks running.
5. Are the Bruins officially done?
6. I know what you are thinking "Did that Inferno Burger Challenge go down this weekend?", no it did not. Leaden bailed, sad day in whoville.
7. Snow in April because why not?
8. Still no one has tried the angriest whopper?
9.Who does shots of red death? Like really who does that? I am 38 not 21!
10. Chrissy will never get another dog.
11. Why do people feel like they can be rude and talk to people in a degrading manner yet expect people to help them.
12. Man margaritas would of been awfully nice this past weekend.
13. I hope that its not 25 degrees next Monday for the Sox home opener.
14. Nothing better than when someone owes you money, you forget and they pay you. Its like found cash!
15. I watched the whole season of the Ranch on Netflix. It was kind of funny (don't judge me).
16. Who ever decided no 30 packs are not enough let cram 6 more in there for a 36 pack deserves some sort of award.
17. How did I just find out about siracha mustard. Everyone knows I love mustard and hate mayo.
18. Do you think Hong Kong Dave(Or is he Apple Genius Dave) will stay in Baltimore or move back to Mass before the end of the summer?

Baseball starts next week

Doesn't the baseball season get everyone in a good mood?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I liked Batman vs Superman, thought everything was good.
2. The 9th Annual Mustache Pub Crawl is Saturday, May 21st and it is moving to Quincy. If you don't want to come, you can still buy a shirt.
3. Some days you just want a plain burger. No frills, no thrills just a nice cooked burger.
4. Everyone has a day where they get up and do a few things but go back to bed till noon, right?
5. What about the Frozen Four games, have you been catching up on those?
6. When did Easter become a mini Christmas? When GOD DAMN IT!
7. Caught the last show of Jesse and the Rippers on Saturday night, rumor has it that they are in the process of rebranding.
8. Jeffrey is looking for an old school Nintendo, super Nintendo or Nintendo 64 if you have any leads.
9. Do people still give out fake numbers at bars? You bet your ass they do!
10. CVG is beefing with Chrissy. This is almost Sharks vs Jets beef.
11. Anyone interested in doing a 5K? Cape Cod beer is hosting one.
12. How many days in a row could you eat pizza?
13. Guess TK and his boys chickened out on this burger challenge, anyone else up to try it?
14. Wrestlemania is Sunday you know what that means...Chrissy and Folan bets all night long.
15. Who doesn't love ham?
16. I had some Aunt Sally beer from Launitas this weekend. It was a very summery citrus type of brew. I dont think I could kill 12 of them but a sixer to start the night off - hell to the yes!
17. Edibles are the rage, huh? Nobody just smokes the sticky icky anymore?
18. Could you drink a whole bottle of A1 sauce for $10??

Spring is here?

Who doesn't like a snow day on the first days of spring? I mean, I know all those schools that got cancelled yesterday and now have an extra day to go at the end of the year are going to love it.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. You take a few days off from working and its like the end of the world.
2. Chrissy is doing well with his surgery.
3. The Scituate St. Pattys day parade was a blast.
4. Wind burn on your face is real and it sucks ass.
5. Daredevil season 2 is pretty good but it may be better to call it Punisher season 1. After all the shitty Punisher movies over the years it is great to see him finally played the way he should of always been played.
6. Sad day, when Draft kings and Fan Duel cease to operate in NY.
7. Dan Madden is alive and killing the daddy game.
8. Drinking for 14 hours in Chrissy man cave is a lot.
9. Calnan is officially back to work and seems happier than Charlie Sheen with a couple of hookers and an eight ball.
10. Congrats to Mario winning the championship in his hockey league.
11. Some times you need a couch day to recharge your batteries.
12. If you are in the Pembroke area on Saturday, Chrissy is having a cookout and his annual baseball draft. Stop by and have a few laughs. The weather looks great. - CHANGE OF PLANS GO FUCK YOURSELF THE PARTY IS AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION WITH STRIPPERS AND LOBSTERS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!
13. I love the tournament and all the upsets.
14. Steak and cheese sausages should be more of a main stream thing. Things are legit as fuck!
15. Hope you have all your gardening stuff planned out.
16. What is better than getting a snow blower and never using it?
17. Moscow Mules are my new favorite drink.
18. Who knew beers at the Dunkin Donuts center were more expensive than the Boston garden.

Luck of the Irish

This whole spring forward has got me twisted. Up at 5:30, which is really 4:30 but did I go to bed at 10 or 11?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Joe Martell is back and working.
2.Who knew there was such a huge MS pub crawl in Quincy every year?
3. Can you really beat $3.00 22 oz Coors lights?
4. I got all my contacts back in my phone, so I feel like I have already won Monday.
5. Chrissy is getting snipped on Thursday so anyone who wants to stop by his house Friday for some drinking just hit him up.
6. I bumped into Dan Madden and a bunch of people from Weymouth on Saturday, Dan is doing well.
7. Calnan was rehabbing his ankle and now he isn't; he was due back to work and now he doesn't know. I do know one thing though he has a girl and seems to be happy.
8. You know spring is coming when people start mowing lawns and buying lawn furniture.
9. Is there any movie that Steve Sweeney wont do? He pops up in any Boston movie.
10. I know that snap backs are all the rage right now but where do velcro backs fall?
11. The Scituate St Pattys day parade is Sunday, man I love me a tank!
12. It is national Pi day. I could fuck up some pie right now.

Till next week.

Is March

In like a Lion out like a Lamb? Can you believe that spring is only 13 days away? Rumor has it Wednesday it may hit 70 degrees.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Tom Kelly is officially on the wagon. The over/under on days he stays on it is currently 21 days.
2. Smiddy is alive, as verified by Joe Martell, and in love (I think this is the one).
3. Who knew Buffalo Wild Wings would be so packed for the UFC fights. The food is still not good.
4. To shave or not to shave that is the question.
5. Is there anything worse than your cell phone not taking a charge anymore?
6. Jeffrey and crew are back from Cancun, pretty sure he didn't Natalee Halloway his wife.
7. Lucky Brand jeans are pretty damn comfortable.
8. Connor Mcgregor's is good for the UFC but people were really upset by his loss and I can't understand why.
9. It is funny to hear everyone all of a sudden being an expert in politics.
10. Black, Copper or Green? That is my dilemma with getting a new Weber grill.
11. There is nothing worse than a lingering cold. Fucking thing just wont go away.
12. What is a better vacation spot - Portsmouth, NH or Portland, Maine?
13. Is there an age when getting a new tattoo is passe?
14. After a third test it has been confirmed that I currently do not have glaucoma. I know you pot heads are a little bit sad.
15. The ribs from the Texas road house are still good.
16. Would you be interested in eating a corned beef sausage?
17. Even though he is getting snipped on March 17th, Chrissy still wants to try for another one. But you didnt hear that from me.
18. We have all dropped a gallon of milk on the floor, right? What a fucking mess to clean up.
19. How  long do hard boiled eggs stay fresh for?
20. I was told the secret to golden brown grilled cheese is to spread the outside of the bread with mayonaise and not butter.