I got this email today. I have no idea who would actually take one of these seriously but what the hell. Should I write back?
Hello,
I wish you a very pleasant day.
My name is Miss. Celine Karman; I
am from Ivory Coast. I am 24 years single girl student. I am an orphan; I
want to relocate to your country with my inherited funds worth of $3.5
million dollar which I inherited from my late father Mr. Fabrics Karman,
who died of poisoned in 21 July 2015 which was suspected to be his
junior brother that killed him so he can take over all his wealth. I
decided to transfer this money out of this country for investment
purpose and continuation of my education, I don't want to stay here in
my country again because, am afraid of my uncle who is so wicked to me.
So my dear this is my reason for contacting you so you can help me to
transfer the money to your account so I can comes to your country to
settle down and continue my education while you help me to invest the
money.
Please after the transfer I vow to give you 30% from the money for helping me out.
Mother nature is a fickle bitch. You mention one bad thing about her and she hits us with -9 degree Sunday mornings.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not only is Calnan sober but he is back killing the dating game. Good for him. You can keep a good man down but not for long.
2. Has anyone heard from Jason Foley?
3. Chrissy killed the Uber game last year. What's an extra $20,000 between friends.
4. Do you know anyone who gets a discount on boilers? My uncles looking for a new one.
5. I can fuck up Korean BBQ like a champ.
6. I think the Yardhouse is kinda blah.
7. Why does shots always sound like a great idea?
8. Minus nine degrees causes pipes to freeze, just ask Mario.
9. I downloaded Venmo if anyone wants to send me cash money.
10. People who bitch about people drinking iced coffee in the winter. Why?? Is it any different than drinking a water or soda?
11. Dead Pool was the best movie I have seen in a long ass time. Had me laughing non stop.
12. Is Presidents day a holiday for you?
13. Mario is headed to Niagara this weekend to be inducted into his college hall of fame. Congrats!
14. Also heard Joey Martell's trying to throw together a trip to New Orleans for St. Pattys
15. I feel like such a fool never owning a square pan before this weekend.
16. Why would you ever eat movie popcorn without butter? Tastes like cardboard.
Right after the super bowl is kind of the worst for sports. We have the NBA and hockey kind of running through the motions, baseball spring training starting up and some people are gearing up for golf.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mario is pretty lucky with squares. I think he hit one 4 years running.
2. Blazing Paddles at Game on is really bright and fun.
3. Chrissy has plenty of beers and food left over from his super bowl party.
4. The ground hog said spring is springing early. Ill believe it when I see it.
5. I think naps are essential on snow days.
6. Is anyone else excited for Lucic's return tonight at the garden?
7. It never fails, that anytime I fall asleep (Pass out) on my couch my back kills the next day.
8. If you mention fucking truck day to me I will punch you in your junk, male or female. Stupidest fucking thing on the planet.
9. Some of you are really pushy waiting for blog updates, huh? I mean everyone knows I don't work the day after the Super bowl. Call it a Derek Holiday.
10. Little kids remember the most obscure things ever.
11. It is pretty sad that I have xmas gifts still at my house that I haven't delivered.
12. Have you seen how small the Celeste pizzas are now?
13. Jeffrey is looking for investors for his buffalo chicken dip condiment company.
14. I still have not yet started up my snow blower. Ha suck it mother nature.
15. More places need to sell MGD!
16. The pizza at Game On is really good. Like surprisingly good.
17. Has anyone heard from Lauren Brady? She was MIA this weekend. Hope she isn't in a dungeon somewhere getting sprayed with a hose.
18. Who are you voting for?
Man mother nature is a fickle beast. One day we have blizzard warnings the next its 60 and shit!
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. If anyone complains about how warm it is today or this week you have my permission to punch them in the face.
2. Bar hopping in Hull was a success - Bridgemans is fancy and wouldn't serve us but other than that I say if you have a slow day hit em all up. But I think some time in the summer Jeffreys gonna get one going for PKD.
3. Still haven't heard of any concrete Superbowl plans.
4. It is god damn hard to get rid of super bowl squares if the Pats are not in it. I still don't get that.
5. It is tax season and I am hearing people are getting returns back in 5-7 days?
6. Angelos in Quincy seems to be going down hill.
7. As fancy pants Mario how Davios was this weekend. The LONGS do it up big.
8. How many of you people watched Grease live?
9. Whats on your bucket list?
10. Apparently they are still smashing peoples mail boxes in Bridgewater.
11. Why is it If your opinion is not the popular opinion then it is viewed as wrong? I mean it is an opinion.
12. I think the more people Hate Cam Newton the more I like him.
13. Anyone have a prop bet list? Im taking Cam 1st rushing td of the game.
14. I am pretty damn excited for Deadpool. Just saying see ya next Friday!
15. Rumor has it that Supah Ps bachelor party may be in Pittsburgh.
16. Guacamole can be hit or miss.
The snow came and went, the Patriots lost and people are now counting down till truck day and spring training - WHAT A WEEKEND!
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Christian Daniel Macphail is impatient.
2. Random Friday night beers with Jeffrey and Flounder are always a good time.
3. I can not remember the last time I won at Keno.
4. Miller High Life is making a come back at Barefoot Bobs.
5. Whats the plan for the superbowl?
6. Speaking of superbowls, no one ever buys squares when the Pats are not in it. I mean I need the action.
7. Pulled pork tacos are the jam.
8. Sometimes you gotta say what the fuck.
9. Where do you stand when it comes to Indian food?
10. If you get a fly in your Guiness do you send it back? Remove the fly and drink it? Or just stop drinking?
11. Mario is killing the snow removal game.
12. The Bruins play in Nashville on February 18th, just saying if someone has a trip itch they want to scratch.
13. Matt and Megan are having a Hull pub crawl/bar hopping on Saturday if anyones around and wants to drink in Brockton by the sea. Heard the Sea note is a great time.
14. Chrissy hates mozzarella sticks. He also would rather have his eyes picked out of his head by a crow than eat coconut.
15. I am watching the new X-files and I like it.
16. What is the over under on when Dave moves back from Bmore? I am saying May 1st, 2017.
17. When your juke box game is on point, people notice.
18. Who plans on getting tickets to Pearl Jam?
Today is MLK day. I hope everyone takes a moment to reflect upon what that means, and not just a holiday off.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People LOVE pub crawls.
2. If you wear a t shirt with a beer logo on it you should buy that beer or else be called out by the packie store attendant. (HA packie store attendant sounds like a fun job)
3. Everyone is riding Tom Brady and the Patriots pretty hard but they are also bitching there is no home game this weekend.
4. The St. Pattys day parade is back on in Scituate.
5. Speaking of St Pattys day, Chrissy has his official day to get snipped 3-17-15. Guess he will never forget when he loses his balls.
6. You ever try to trim your beard and mess up? Yeah me too.
7. Our prayers go out to Calnan...he of the sprained ankle.
8. Don't get flippant with CVG or he will block you on all social media and real life.
9. What is the plan for the 3:00 Pats game Sunday?
10. I have a few Sox games for sale if anyone wants em., HMU.
11. Miller High life is under appreciated.
12. Has anyone been to Easy Pie in Braintree? I heard they have huge tater tots.
13. Is there anything worse than sleeping on your neck wrong and its difficult to turn?
14. I am wondering if anyone has a thousandaire idea that they are making a reality.
One day it is 60 the next 26. I wish mother nature would make up her mind if it is winter or not, the sooner the better.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Kids love trampolines (or jumpolines).
2. Congrats to Supah P and his FIANCE!! Yeah buddy. That may be the party to end all parties!
3. Speaking of Supah P, it is all coming up roses for that cat as he got a new job promotion too.
4. Home made taco bars are where it is at.
5. Why does Dunkin Donuts keep coming out with new croissant donuts?
6. $1300 Million dollars. Let it sink in!!
7. Broken straws in your iced coffee is a fucking joke.
8. Welchie has a nice house over there in Braintree. Stop by sometime.
9. The birthday boy Chris Leaden is having a huge Pats bash Saturday, shine up your drinking and eating shoes.
10. Jeffrey is looking to do "the Quincy walk of shame", which consists of bar hopping to as many bars as possible during the week. Anyone interested? He's talking Friday the 22nd.
11. Drakkar for Christmas? Bitches love Drakkar.
12. What you guys know about chimney liners? Asking for my uncle.
Just a quick hitting 12 pack because I have to go do some work.
The TMX year end wrap up is here, its the country edition ya'll. It was a long ( too long for some we're sure) 17
weeks but it has ended and a champ has been crowned. The new belt owner will be
DMC who won for the first time in his ten years in the league!! TMX predicted
this in the preseason!! The beer bitch will be Supah P's and the dress wearer
with be Equalizers. Lotta laugh this year as always and we hope all enjoyed the
season and will be back next year lets take a brief look at each team.
First overall was DMC who had the first pick and was able to ride AP and make
some moves to get top D Broncos in a lopsided trade. DMC started the season off
with a last place week 1 and wasn't til week 8 they made their move hopping in
the 2nd spot then taking over number one in week 10 and never looking back! DMC
also became the first team in history to post 200pts in a week doing it TWICE.
All in all a great season put together with a solid draft, nice trades and
waiver wire moves. The hunter becomes the hunted next year but the belt is in
his possession all summer.
2nd overall was Jaybirds. Second place is a great place to be in and TMX is
always staying positive but this team was built to win and questions will be why
it didn't. TMX stats dept which is well documented to be run by a crack group
due to the budget problems at drunknothings , found out that Jaybirds had the
top 3 wrs on his roster ALL SEASON. Those 3 totaled 1,050 points this season!!
Equalizers entire team only scored 700 more points for the season!! Jaybirds
never spent a day below second place but one has to wonder, how with those numbers,
he didn't run away with the league. There will be some soul searching at
Jaybirds but TMX is confident he will find the answers to get over the hump.
3rd place this season was Mr. Don't ask him he'll tell you Charlie's Angels.
The Angels were up in the mix all season except when they dropped to 6th in week
8 and seemed to be stuck but in week 15 with nice waiver help and some bad
management from the teams ahead they made their move and secured it in week 16.
Charlies' when not congratulating themselves was often on TMX with having some
of the best guys benched in the league. Not sure if making the right plays all
season could have led to a better finish? Next season Charlies should be in the
hunt and telling the league about it as he does it.
4th place this season was Beach Bums. This is the first time since joining
the league that Beach Bums didn't win a week, Just like Cal Ripkens steak, this will not be broken. The Bums seemed to be in a funk
all season long (Or maybe it was all the teams Coach K was involved in). They never went below 7th place and I'm sure felt they were one
player or week away but it never came. 4th place is by no means a bad season but
the two time champs have to consider it an off year.
5th place this year was Slippery Wizards. The defending champs finished
strong but never had anything going. A draft that saw them take Lynch, Murray
and TY Hilton as the first three guys proved to be too tough to comeback from.
Wizards were the only team other than last place Equalizers to spend more than
one week in the basement. They did finish 5th on the year which was the highest
they got all year so maybe they can build on that (are we counting the play offs too).
6th place for the year was Creepshots. Creepshots was in the mix all year
dipping to 6th in week 5 but then controlling the third spot from week 7-14!
With a great trade to get possible MVP Cam Newton they look like a sure thing
til the week 15 DISASTER. Creepshots chose to sit Cam who put up 61pts!! That
signaled the end for Creepshots. TMX did some investigating to see if collusion
was involved cuz the Newton benching was that inexplicable but we came up with
nothing (Good work Wes Cash)!! Tough way to end a season but TMX is sure they will be back and will
take risks next year too.
7th place this year was Skza's Squad. Skza's did their usual getting points
where you wouldn't think they would and starting guys who were hurt.One of only
two teams that didn't win a week, Skza's started out in the top 5 but then later
in the season when the byes hit and they started more zero's than anyone in the
history of ADSL ( #statsbyme) they were stuck in the 7 and 8 slot where they
would land. Next year a focused Skza's could make a run for the money
8th place this year was Black Dynomite. It a season that can only be labeled
a disappointment, BD held on to the number one spot for 4 weeks then held the
4th spot looking outside at the money for 4 more weeks only to collapse at the
end and end up one spot from beer bitch. Black Dynomite I'm sure is circling the
wagons ( see what we did there) and checking their networks to find their way
back to the top.
9th place and beer bitch this year is Supah P's. Supah's got hit by injuries
right out the gate losing Nelson and Fat Eddie lacy had an off year as the
number one pick. The scrappy Supahs found life on the wire and rose to 4th but
by week 11 they locked themselves into spot 9 never to rise back up. A rough
season for Supah's but they managed to the end and will be back in the mix next
year.
10th place and the dress wearer this year is Equalizers. The season they had
was for the ages complete with a final week of 46pts! Equalizers were in 6th
place after week 1 then never got pass 9. Furthermore they were in the basement
every week but FOUR. Let that sink in as TMX reminds you in week 8 they got a
season high 72pts from Drew Brees!! Surprisingly the even won a week. Just an absolute remarkably bad season that
deserves an equally remarkable dress. Don't disappoint Equalizers.
Great season filled with laughs and lets all pay up and make sure the
winners get their money. TMX thanks you for reading. Have a great offseason and
see you next year. TMX out.
Away we go -2016 is here and already my work computer won't allow me to post This blog. Well guess what IT guys, my phone will do just fine (though I do apologize in advance for any typos).
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. There are many Bruins fans from Canada.
2. Sean Riccio, was at one point in his life Jesus Christ incarnate. Just fishing and being a carpenter.
3. The Winter Classic was much better at Gillette than at Fenway park.
4. Apparently I have to get some more glaucoma tests? As they say 3rd times a charm.
5. Talk about 1st world problems, work changing your health care plan is the worst.
6. People are geared up for the 6th Yankee regift party this Saturday.
7. Riccio went from offensive coordinator of the USA to the defensive coordinator. He knows torpedos very well.
8. Slamming your thumb in a door jam is one of the worst feelings.
9. The best thing about the Winter is leaving beers outside to stay cold.
10. Buffalo chicken dip is like a condiment that can be used on everything.
11. Fantasy football is officially over...what do I do now?
12. New socks and new under shirts are the shit.
13. Looking to plan a trip to the wickendon pub...who is coming with?
14. Speaking of planning trips, is it too early to start planning my 40th bday trip?
15. I could eat cheese burgers every day but not French fries.
16. Snap chat makes me laugh most days.
17. You didn't hear this from me but Jeffrey made a skating rink in his back yard.
18. Good luck to the whole Knudsen clan on their Disney runs this week...5k, 10k, 1/2 marathon and full marathon.
Week 16 is in the books and it looks like the dust has settled and the money
spots as well as the beer bitch and dress wearer is clinched up. The third place
spot is still a distanct possibility separated by 55pts but it would take a big
week.
Tough time for the Beach Bums to have a bad week but lets give ol friend Frank
Gore a call. Hey frank its TMX hows it going? " oh TMX good to hear from you?
hope the holidays were good, its going ok thought I got traded to a team that
wanted me but guess not" Come on Frank its not that bad I'm sure Beach Bums
traded that lemon away with the intent on using you in the stretch when your qb
is half dead so the team needs to run? " you would think but I put up more
points than BOTH rbs he started combined and he had me on the bench! He knows 60
year old hassleback cant throw over 5 yards, right, HE KNOWS THIS!!" Geesh I
guess he doesn't? Anyway Frank another solid year good luck in the playoffs if
you guys make it! " thanks TMX good to see you still go faith!!" Lets give
Captain Kirk Cousins a call from the winning Slippery Wizards - Hey Kirk its TMX
you ever heard of us? You're not a guy we've ever called " OH man course I
heard of you guys, read you every week, you see my week ? Me and my man Reed lit
it up YOU LIKE THAT" well slippery wizards liked it TMX just reports but you did
have a great week " great week is right YOU LIKE THAT" uhm you already asked "
tmx YOU LIKE THAT? " we get it Kirk that's your catch phrase " YOU LIKE THAT"
your catch phrase you may be overdoing it there buddy " oh yeah YOU LIKE THAT"
You know what Kirk good week happy new year TMX is done. Click. Wow some guys
seem a little too full of themselves these days. Lets look at the standings
going into the final week.
1. DMC.......................
2. JAYBIRDS....................................97PTS
3. CHARLIES ANGELS.......................168PTS
4. CREEPSHOTS..............................224PTS
5. BEACH BUMS................................224PTS
6. SLIPPERY WIZARDS.......................257PTS
7. SKZA'S SQUAD..............................276PTS
8. BLACK DYNOMITE..........................289PTS
9. SUPAH P'S.....................................420PTS ( ACTUAL POINTS NO
PLAY ON NUMBERS THERE)
10. EQUALIZERS.................................536
Well the third money spot seems to be the only race we got left even that
will take a huge week and a massive Charlies Angels collapse which quick check
shows you all his guys will be playing for something. There is still 75 dollars
out there to be won so lets play it out. The last week is your last chance to
make some cash. Good Luck and happy new year. TMX OUT.
Lets finish 2015 strong and start 2016 with a bang.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I have a really great group of friends.
2. Congrats to The Welch's on their upcoming baby!
3. Speaking of babies Mikey T and Kate welcomed a hockey haired baby boy into the world on Sunday, Nathan.
4. I finished (Binge watched) all of Jessica Jones and I can say it is a great series.
5. Everyone had a pretty decent Christmas.
6. The ABG and Whiskey Priest are closing down for at least a bit.
7. Where are all the New Years eve parties at?
8. Fresh hairs cuts make you feel like a million bucks.
9. I would say passing out on the couch and then falling off that couch while passed out would be viewed as a birthday success.
10. Just a reminder the yankee regift party is at Welchies house on January 9th.
11. Legit could not of been more excited than when I bought a 36 pack for $24 dollars.
12. It is good to see Calnan blogging again.
13. Who is headed to Miami for this Pats game? I mean besides Tom Kelly?
14. Apparently everyone wanted tickets to the winter classic for Christmas.
15. People are complaining about it being 70 around Christmas but they are the same people who will be bitching when we have 3 feet of snow on the ground.
16. You never really know someone till you see how much cream cheese they use on their bagels.
why in Gods holy name is Ernie Adams such an uneasy topic for Pats Fans?
Honestly, if I could be any one person in the Patriots Orginization it would be Ernie Adams.
Secretive, millionaire, football savant who lurks in the shadows. Literally every catch word I would look for in a job. Sure he's at the center of all cheating scandals. And sure the public and media know nothing about him.
Who else in this league has a director of research? No one that's who. But who else has had the Patriots success. No one. See the correlation here?
So why anytime you bring up his names Pats fans cringe? I don't get it. I just don't get it.
Adams literally hands Bill the other teams playbook every week and yet he doesn't get any respect.
No T-Shirts, No Hoodies, No fan sites NOTHING.
So going forward this play off season. Let us take time to thank St Ernie.
TMX week 15 Christmas edition is here. As is the custom we keep it quick and
simple as TMX knows the crew likes to get to spiking the eggnog for the holiday
parties.
No team by team recap but we will still make some calls up first the
Carolina Defense who had been carrying Black Dynomite but this week only put up
6pts. Hey Panthers D whats good its TMX " oh man TMX great to hear from you hope
your not calling bout that punk OBJ that fool still crying?" Well we are calling
about the 6pts you put up when Black Dynomite needed you? " oh yeah. Anyway we
are tired of talking about that OBJ clown, yeah we brought bats on the field but
no biggie we always do, don't see why everyone is talking about it. We are just
trying to go undefeated" Uhhm well TMX isn't talking about it we want to know
how you had such a bad week? " I mean OBJ isn't even that good, don't get the
big deal? Norman is defensive player of the year but everyone talking about OBJ
he's a nobody" Well guys I see this is going nowhere, we get it OBJ thing was a
big deal but its over. Well for some!! Have a good Christmas. " yeah you too TMX
hope OBJ gets coal guys is out of control does it just to get his name out
there, tired of it." Uhhm yeah. Up next a TMX first instead of calling a player
on Charlies Angels we are going to call Los gm of Black Dynomite with some
great news involving Charlies Angels. Hey Los its TMX ! " Fury, Fury? That you
Fury? " No its TMX fantasy football reporting site. Calling to tell you that you
are no longer the most hated team in ADSL! What a Christmas present! " Wait, so
the league got a new black team in there? cuz I know that's why y'all be hating!
Plus I win at the draft every year! Had a wagon this year too!! " Well no theres
not a new black team ( not that adsl is against it) but Charlies Angels and
their self congratulations has just recently been name most hated team in the
league ( poll was anonymously conducted and two people still picked you Los, with the Beach Weasels still received a vote). "
oh wait that dude is hated cuz self congratulating? I've been doing that for
years. Garbage. Its racial, you guys cant even let a black team be most hated!!
" Well we were hoping this would be good news guess not? "Later TMX and this
racist league, I'm still most hated just wait til next years draft". Well we
tried to bring holiday cheer to Black Dynomite . Guess not?.
Well, well, well its tight at the top and cant go without mentioning
Creepshots getting cute sitting Cam and now is on the outside looking in at that
money!! TMX investigated possible collusion/point shaving with Beach Weasles but
so far we cant confirm or deny! The final two weeks should be fun. Merry
Christmas and lets finish strong with no injuries and the right plays as there
is still 75 bucks a week out there. TMX OUT
After that great song to start the day, this is what I learned this weekend:
1. The new Star Wars is a good movie but still not nearly as good as the originals.
2. People rack up 40,000 in porn charges?
3. Divorce and death are great ways to get a great deal on a house.
4. I hate Toys R' Us.
5. Also why is family so difficult?
6. Beef stew is bomb.
7. Does everyone lose their manners when shopping?
8. It is very easy to drop $200 at the super market.
9. FUCK BUFFALO WILD WINGS.
10. Unplanned drinking days are the best.
11. MGD is still my jam.
12. Always good bumping into old friends. Small world type shit
I gotta go. You are lucky that I got that many things out.
Week 14 is in the books. The last three weeks are here, with separation at the
top and bottom, enough to all but clinch for the season and the dress wearer.
Anything can happen but its looking like a new champ and new dress wearer are
going to be crowned.
Lets get to this weeks scores. First place again this week
was DMC with 156. DMC continues to get big games when needed even when Big Ben
puts up only 9pts it didn't matter cuz OBJ put up 37 on Monday night and Gurley
and Jeffrey had great games. DMC looks locked in and TMX looks to be right
predicting they would win it all. Once again proving there is no such thing as
jinxes in fantasy football (Not to be confused with the SI cover Jinx).
2nd place this week was Charlies Angels with 137 . A
balanced attack with only Amendola not getting in double digits and once again
the bench mob came up big as Hightower was picked up and left on the bench
breaking Iggles long standing rule " you picked him up you play em" Third place
this week was BeachBums with 132. Beach bums push for the top is being carried
by red hot Wilson who again put up a 40 burger. Beach bums or Beach weasles as
they are called in some circles is within reach of the money and picked up
Edelman in hopes of collecting in the last three weeks. 4th place this week was
Creepshots with 132, Killer Cam is carrying the team for Creepshots so one can
only wonder why Ginn and juice wasn't used as he put up 30 on the bench cant be
making those mistakes with beach bums breathing down his neck!!
5th place this
week was Jaybirds who rode the Fitzy-Marshall stack but got nothing from Mathews
and titans. Jaybirds continued to fall from the top and may have a fight to hold
off 2nd if he doesn't find some consistent rb production. 6th place this week
was Slippery Wizards with 117. Wizards failed for the first time this season in
a waiver move going for Jameis instead of well anyone else. The defending champs
should prolly start shining up the belt he'll be turning over. 7th place this
week was Skza's Squad with 116. The Baldwin move is real people! A three td game
but whats even more real is the fact that Skza had another zero in the lineup.
We had to let go our stat guy but this has to be a record number of zeros
started. Amari Coooper the zero this week. 8th place this week was Black
Dynomite with 114. Panthers d was the only bright spot as Hopkins, Crabtree and
Maclin had off games at the worst time. Bd is a long shot to get up to third but
its possible if enough guys get hot. 9th place this week was Supah P's with 81.
Hurns and Hawks d have been steady producers for Supah but this was the wrong
week to sit Fat Eddie. Lacy Sundays came and went on Supahs bench. Supah's seems
in a battle to get out of beer bitch and sitting fat eddie may not be the right
move!!
Last this week with a new low 63 pts was Equalizers. Dalton went down and
if its wasn't for 25 from pats d it could have been even worse. Equalizers
looked locked into last but on the bright side the bench went off for 101 and
theres hope for winning a 2nd week! Lets make some calls.
First up Big Ben. Hey
Big Ben its your friends at TMX whats good? " oh tmx what a season we are having
( loud chewing noises) how you guys doing?" Uhhm Ben you eating lunch? " nah
just a snack i love snacks, you see what happened to Dalton this week? Broken
thumb hope its not his mozzarella stick thumb, ( more chewing noises) I love
mozzy sticks how bout you guys at TMX wanna split an appy of mozzy sticks
yummeee" Well we called to talk football and your subpar performance anything on
that? " you say subs? yeah i'll grab a sub, lets hit up Primanti brothers!! Man
TMX i love subs" You know what Ben good luck with lunch and the rest of the
season too much chewing in our ear for this convo, Later. Wow Big Ben loves his
food apparently lets give Alfred Blue a call from the losers. THE NUMBER YOU
HAVE DIALED HAS BEEN CHANGED. click. Hmm well TMX cant reach Blue but he's still
being started. Unreal Equalizers.
Well its coming down to 3 weeks left and thats three chances to make a move
and for everyone else its three shots at 75 dollar weekly prize. Lets hope for
no more injuries and no more ZEROS started. Good luck. TMX out.
SHOPPING DAYS THAT IS!! (Also my bday is 2 weeks away if you were wondering).
This is what I learned while away.
1. Tooma has no exit strategy for his vagrant casino living lifestyle.
2. Chrissy is in love with Pickle shots!
3. There is just a weird eclectic group of people whole live in the Poconos.
4. I can go the rest of my life without ever drinking cider again.
5. It is official I hate Buffalo Wild wings and Chrissy can not be happier there is one going in the Hanover mall.
6. A 5 hour drive to Mohegan Sun in the Poconos isn't bad but Chrissy making it home in 4 hours and 15 minutes is something special.
7. The Susquehanna Brewery tour is not only the 4th best brewery tour in the country but the beers pretty good too.
8. You can still smoke cigarettes in bars in Pennsylvania.
9. No big deal just wrap some rubber tube around the throttle of the train.
10. Connor Mcgregor is a beast. A cocky beast but still a beast.
11. I am buying everyone clothes for christmas so get me your sizes.
12. The Where House in NY is a great burger dive joint.
13. The Macphails are looking at going to Disney in November, you guys know of anyone with a time share?
14. The Ames Plow in Faneuil Hall is closing.
15. Oh yeah I guess Snapchat is NOT for people over 35...im old.
16. My juke box game is on point.
17. Jeffrey goes together with a 12 pack and Sunday like peanut butter and jelly.
18.. When athletes change teams - Twitter can be a brutal place. See Cardinals fans when Heyward signed with the Cubs.
It was a drunk as all hell weekend so I am sure I missed lots of stuff but I have to run and catch up on work emails.
The wild season is winding down and week 13 was
high scoring, lets recap. This weeks winner was overall leader and TMX preseason
pick to win it all DMC with their SECOND 200 pt week. Finishing with 201 pts led
by a couple of 40 burgers from Big Ben and ARob, DMC was able to just ignore AP
and Gurley getting 4pts. DMC was quoted halfway through the 1 oclock games that
" this is gonna be a tough week" yeah guess not. Second place was Beach Bums
with 174. Week started off well with Thursday night action and waiver pick up
Rodgers getting 29 one of FOUR guys scoring in the 20s any other week its an
easy Beach Bum win but not this one. The 174 did move Beach into 4th and they
are now in the spot to jump into the money. 3rd place this week was Creepshots
with 141 nfl mvp Newton dropped a 50 burger and Demarco Murray went crying about
more touches. Creepshots is being chased down for that third spot and will need
more big weeks from Killer Cam to hang on to that or possible slide into 2nd
with 4 to go. 4th place this week was Skza's Squad with 140. Waiver master was
led by Baldwin ( alec? billy? ) and Buck Allen who was the hot pickup and didn't
disappoint dropping 34 in his first start. Skza is still stuck in the bottom
four but has to be the hottest team down there with his waiver prowess.
5th
place this week was Jaybirds with 126. Jaybirds had a terrible week from Muddy
Rivers and luckily were bailed out by Marshall and Brown. The hunt for the top
got a little bit harder and now hes closer to 3rd than 1st. Its gonna take big
games from Muddy and hopefully the rbs can put up numbers for Jaybirds. 6th
place this week was Charlies Angels with 118. Brady led the team with a 40
burger and Watkins and Amendola killed it on the bench with a combined 50.
Starters Sanders and Landry had 4!! TMX budget cuts cost us the statistician
but we'd be curious to see what place Angels would be in if they didn't lose so
many points each week to the bench mob!! 7th place this week was Black Dynomite
with 115, Rodgers and Maclin had decent weeks but once again the rb position
killed them. ALf ( still being played) had 1 point and an off week from Panthers
d has moved BD back and possibly out of the money picture. 8th place this week
was Supah P with 107. Supah got ZEROS from lacy and Cameron and still put up
107. Dan Bailey saving the week with a 14pt performance. Supah is still in a
battle to get out of beer bitch and he will need better weeks and no injuries to
do it. 9th place this week was Slippery Wizards with 106. RBs Rawls and Williams
both scored 22 while no one else was in double digits. Wizards are still in the
bottom four fighting to get separation. Last place this week was Equalizers once
again with 93, Dalton put up 27 while the 3 pats started totaled only 14pts and
Dez ( refused to trade) had another off week and Al Blue only put up 1 pt.
Equlizers are dangerously close to clinching the bottom spot unless they get hot
fast!!
Lets make some calls, first up Alfred Blue . ( ring , ring ) " the
number you have reached has been changed to an unpublished number" WOW that's a
first ol Alf Blue changing his number on TMX dirty pool. Well we will figure
that out but we got someone else to call from Equalizers James Jones. Hey Jimmy
J its TMX whats good? " oh wow what an honor TMX I've heard all about you, Aaron
, Fat Eddie, Jordy and Cobb say great things about you hows it going?" Well its
good for us but how about you? You were traded to Equalizers for the Denver d
and in the five weeks you got 34 pts? Denver d got 30 this week alone? " oh man
well that's just a dumb trade TMX how would the league even allow such a TRAID?
I got nothing to say on that but i'll try and put up something this week but man
DENVER D for me? wow. I'm speechless." Ha well good luck Jimmy. Lets call Todd
Gurley from the winners DMC. Hey its tmx what good Mr. Gurly aka mr
untradeable (loud thud) Todd you there what happened sounds like you ran into a
wall? " yeah TMX real funny with the rookie wall jokes I dropped the phone, look
I'm trying to get on the right page with my qb right now I really don't have
time to talk especially about the rookie wall, call me next week I'll be back I
promise" Confident rookie and sorry but rookie wall jokes always crack TMX
writers up.
There are four weeks left, that means four more chances to win the 75
bucks weekly money(or $300 left on the table for the mathematically challenged) and to improve on you spot and or catch the guy in front.
There were no trades at the deadline and talk that a lot of teams are just
content. Hope that's not true!! Nothings been decided yet and there are still
bets riding. Good luck in week 14. TMX out.
I mean it is Pearl Harbor day and we haven't seen one bit of snow. Please don't tell me mother nature is going to cram all that snow into 2 months again!
This is what i learned this weekend:
1.Sometimes you can really get after it at a 2 year olds bday party.
2. There is nothing worse than not being able to find a working ATM.
3. I do not think I could ever own a car again.
4. If you have been trying to reach Nickerson she was in Brazil!
5. There are only 18 days till xmas, hows the shopping going.
6. It seems like everyone is fighting over cash money roght now.
7. If you aren't getting Brueggers bagels then you are down right foolish.
8. Grillo and Chrissy are both killing the Uber game. If you are looking for some extra cash.
9. Im sick of hearing people say "Just be happy you have a job".
10. If your last name is Kirk and you name your son James his middle name must start with a T right? I mean Tiberius if you are a bad ass.
11. Cancer affects everyone in some manner. Please remember that this holiday season. Donate if you can. 12. Speaking of holidays - Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish friends.
13. How long is too long when it comes to a beard?
14. Why is all the Christmas specials already on? I feel like I may of missed them all.
15. My Christmas tree is up, just waiting for it to fall so that I can decorate it.
16. Kind of shitty that the NHL makes you buy tickets to the Bruins Alumni game. Who wants to watch that?
A wild week that began with a
thanksgiving feast of games has come to an end and TMX is here to recap it.
There are five weeks left and the trade deadline is this Saturday so its do or
die time for a lot of teams in the hunt for the top or bottom. Here's how it
went down. First place this week was Charlies Angels with 165. Wr's carried the
Angels with huge production from Watkins( 35) and Landry (34), Brady dropped his
steady 29 on a tough Denver d. Angels are looking to make a push for the top and
are well positioned with D Johnson taking over in Arizona and Amendola back they
may have more Sunday night self congratulations in their future.
2nd place this
week was Slippery Wizards 152. Wizards were led by Carr and Megatron's big
weeks and the former champs have climbed away from the basement with
consecutive second place weeks. 3rd place this week was DMC with 142. AP is
looking like a fantasy mvp candidate and earning the number 1 selection. OBJ
also put up another big game but Gurley was a disappointment with 7pts. DMC is
in the driver seat and will need everyone playing at the top of their game as
the final four weeks to hold off Jaybirds. 4th place this week was Skza's Squad
who rode Baldwin's 40 burger to 140pts and his other waiver pickup Buck Allen
also had a decent game while Brees struggles away from New Orleans continued.
Skza's are still locked in the bottom four battle but look to be making all the
right moves and will continue to have to do that to stay out of bottom 2. 5th
place this week was Jaybirds. Muddy Rivers did his thing with 41 and Marshall
was on the bench for 34 while standouts Jones/Brown/Fitzy had rare off weeks and
L. Murray was victim of being on a passing offense. Jaybirds gets production
from an rb and with those 3 wr's and Muddy he has a great shot at catching DMC.
6th place this week was Black Dynomite with 128. Maclin and Panthers d both had
huge games to lead BD but the rb combo of Miller and Morris only put up 11
combined.
Black D is tied for the finishing in the money right now but will need
to get rb production and/or a red hot Rodgers to get over the top. 7th place
this week was Creepshots with 116. Waiver add Spencer Ware led the Creepshots (
guess anyone can run in KC?) but Gronk almost season ending injury put a scare
in their hopes to finish in the money. Creepshots also may have a qb controversy
as benched Stafford dropped a thanksgiving 49 burger !! Gonna be interesting if
Creepshots can make a move to fill the gronk points or tries to ride it out til
he's back! Either way they have a great shot to finish in the money right now.
8th place this week was Beach Bums with 106. Eli and Green had ok games while
Demaryius and Eagles D combined for 8 points. Russell Wilson said hello from the
bench with a massive 50 burger! Ouch. The Bums are within shouting distance of
the top but leaving 50 burgers on the bench this late is very unBeachbum like.
9th place this week was Supah P. Supah P's team looked like a giant red cross
unit this week losing stud Eifert, Cj and Hurns but still mangaged 106 with a
big game from Ravens d and the triumphant return of Fatso Lacy. Supah's is in
the bottom 4 battle and will need to be healthy or may be getting beers for the
boys on draft day. Last place this week was Equalizers with 75. Dalton and Blue
put up 25 and 14 but no one else on the team managed double digits. Its been a
tough fall for Equalizers and they are not digging a deeper hole each passing
week. They will need to hope for waiver help or a BLOCKBUSTER trade to get them
back on the move upward and out of the basement. Lets make some calls.
First up
old friend Dez Bryant. Yo dez its TMX whats going on? " oh TMX haven't heard
from you all year but I did get the card when I got hurt man you guys always
class acts why you calling me?" Well dez you're really hurting the Equalizers
they refused to trade you and now last 3 weeks when they needed you the most you
put up 22pts TOTAL " Wait wait TMX you coming at me like this? YOU COMING AT ME
LIKE THIS? I'M OUT THERE GETTING OPEN EVERY PLAY AND PLAYERS BE HOLDING AND MY
QB BE THROWING TERRIBLE BALLS I MEAN COME ON TMX" Whoa easy easy dez don't be
the crybaby they say you are we are just asking the questions. " wait crybaby?
you talking bout Beach Bums and his hating? I'll slap him like they "alleged" I
did to my momma and you can quote me on that. Everyone love dez. EVERYONE LOVE
DEZ. click." Wow guess Dez is up on his "haters" Lets call Sammy Watkins from
this weeks winners. Hi Sammy its TMX every heard of us? " heard of you? course
we have our owners tells us to stay by the phone each week, shocked you're just
calling me now." Wow that's a little smug? I mean we call the winners teams and
who does the best that week? why do you think you should get called? " no I mean
we won it Sunday night owner took the whole team out after the victory and you're
not calling til now?" Well you know there were games Monday and TMX waits till
all the scores are in? " yeah whatever TMX call us next week when we win again
prolly have it wrapped up by the late game and our owners will be texting
everyone we won. Later." WOW guess that team is taking after the self
congratulating owner just fine!
Well there are 5 weeks left and the trade deadline is Saturday so this is
when the cream rises to the top. Five weeks ago the current first place team DMC was in 6th place sitting 86pts
back,these next 5 weeks, teams can make some moves and set
their spot in the standings. Lets hit the waivers, stay healthy and make that
last trade to get you to the top! Good luck. TMX out
There are only 25 shopping days till Christmas. Today is a great day to start shopping , being cyber Monday and all. There isn't much that I need so no need to spend your money on me.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Sarah likes to send snap chats of Jeffrey's junk.
2. Rumor has it that Tooma is living the high life down in the Poconos. Rolling with a whole new crew of friends and only living part time at the casino.
3. Chrissy is sick, please send him some chicken soup.
4. The Adele song Hello makes me laugh.
5. Thanksgiving is supposed to be a time of fun and family but man some families are just straight up fucked up.
6.I have tried before but I am going to try again. Planning a trip to Point Sebago, it is looking like Saturday July 9th - the 16th. Fun for everyone.
7. It seems like everyone has some sort of hustle going on.
8. I ventured out on Black Friday and it wasn't bad.
9. Don't look now but it appears that Willie is over his bout of vertigo.
10. The annual Whitley Yankee re-gift party may be a Welchie house warming party this year.
