Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Week 15 review

TMX here with the week 15 review!


Another wild week with top qbs like Stafford (12pts), Manning (15pts) and Rodgers (6pts!!) really let teams down! This season has been wild and it continues that way as we head to the final two weeks!! There were no changes in the standings for the first time in a while as Slippery Wizards is trying to hold off the wagon and Grahamatron is trying to climb out of the cellar, the only spot clinched is the 8th position, which Supah P's has locked down.
TMX exclusive interview with Grahamtrons "basement is cool,  I got a new sound system and Shawn Larry put in a banged up ac unit at cost, OH WAIT DID I TELL YOU?? FOUND AN OLD NINTENDO SYSTEM WITH THE POWER PAD ITS AWESOME! LITTLE BUMMED I COULDN'T FIND THE POWER GLOVE, I BET NOROMOS USED IT TO BEAT OFF WHEN HE VISITED".



Geez lets home Grahamtron doesn't pack it in the last two weeks now lets get to the weekly scores. First place this week was Slippery Wizards with 164 led by backup rb J.Hill and Matt Ryan. 2nd this week was Blackdynomite with 144 who was hurt by Manning but picked up waiver stud Harry "Frederick" Douglass and had Olsen and Bell do their regular thing. 
3rd this week was Beachbums who got huge games from Beckham and Bryant to put up 143, cursed Shady Mccoy could have done more and helped the Bums! 4th this week were The Jackals with 132. Brees is officially back for the Jackals and that is going to make the Jackals/Noromo bet fun to watch!! 5th this week was DMC with 110. Murray(prior to injury) and Brown carried the team as the two trick pony of Rodgers-Nelson really fell off. 6th this place was NoRomo with 103 Ravens d was a great trade and all about the Benjamins helped but the rbs killed the squad this week. 7th place with 100 was FYW FYW were led by Luck and Assiata but had no players getting 20pts!! 8th this week was Supah P's with 95. Supahs been dominating in the D category all season and Cards d led his team this week but in his never ending search for a wr grabbing Moncrief wasn't the move, put up a goose egg. 9th this week was Grahamatron with 83pts. Big Ben led the team with 19pts but no one else got over 11, not easy getting out of the basement with that production or with Mathews putting up a 0 and CHARLES Johnson outscoring CALVIN Johnson!! Last place this week with an amazing run of not breaking 100 once again was newly named Voodoo that you do (make me wanna shoop?) with 82 Seahawks D and Flacco led the team of none scoring over 20. 



Lets make some calls. First up for the winners we will call the pride of Boston College Matt Ryan.



Hey Matty Ice its your old friends TMX good week and pretty good season how's it going? " oh my TMX good to hear from you, we are trying to stay positive and make plays over here but I know Slippery Wizards management has been on us all season" That is true Matty tried trading you and even got Romo a guy who's thrown for 300yds once to play over you? " Oh TMX, thats not the half, at one point they threatened to kidnap my kid if i didn't put up a 40 burger? I dont even know what a 40 burger is? Is that the burger challenge at the eagle deli? I mean jeez?" WOW kidnapping kids? They take this serious over there, well anyway Matty good luck last two games. "thanks TMX and shout out to my boy Roddy White, Love me some Roddy White" Now we are going to do something different we usually call a player from the losing team but today we are calling a former player from that team Demarco Murray. Hey Demarco its TMX calling whats up? "OH man TMX calling again did we lose or win the week? Just trying to help my new team" Well you didn't win or lose we are calling to ask you about the injury? What exactly happened as there are rumors it was well uhmm VOODOO. " WAIT YOU TELLING ME I GOT A VOODOO CURSE??" D calm down calm down we are just checking "F*CKING VOODOO? You got people sacrificing chickens and voodoo cursing, this league is crazy, I'M OUT" Well cant say I blame him wow. TMX will be looking into this voodoo allegation and get to the bottom of it. Lets take a look at the overall standings



1. Slippery Wizards
2. Black Dynomite................................97pts
3. DMC...............................................177pts
4.FYW................................................227pts
5. BeachBums.....................................230pts
6. NoRomos........................................319pts
7. Jackals............................................321pts
8. Supah P's.........................................425pts
9. Voodoothatyoudo..............................568pts
10. Grahamatron..................................582pts

   The last two games are big. We've seen all year that one bad week can drop a team so that is all it will take for teams to slide in or out of the money. The race for the basement is as hot as its been all season and the side bet between NoRomo vs Jackals is separated by only 2 points currently. There will be a rush to the waiver as Murray injury is still murky. The end of the season Commish bday/ last game party is still on and we are taking calls for where the TMX sponsored event will take place. (Twinnies is OUT - Sorry Jeffrey) Good luck in week 16 and as always if you got news TMX will report it we are a voodoo free operation.

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