Friday, January 7, 2011

Text of the week

Yeah I know I have been slacking on the blog. I know it, you know it, the whole fucking world knows it. Well guess what - it is a new year, I cleaned a shit load off my plate and I am FUCKING BACK!

The new feature of text of the week: I will not name the texters and let people guess in the comment section. All the texts are not just from me. People forward me shit all the time.

Texter 1:  If anyone wants to come by Tomr night to watch the nfl playoffs and drink the 100 plus beers and booze then come on by.
Texter 2: Sounds like a plan
Texter 1: You got plans with the lady?
Texter 2:  For when?
Texter 1: Saturday?
Texter 2: No her best friend from Cali is here. Plus Im working
Texter 1: Oh yeah a 3way
Texter 2: I wish! My girl ain't down with that shit! I'm lucky I get a blow job from her
Texter 1: Ohhh man
Texter 2: She's lucky she's ok in the rack!

It feels good to be back!