Thursday, October 23, 2014

TMX Week 7 review

TMX week 7 review is up and sticking with the group text theme its anger filled!! (editors note TMX is all about helping and fun but this week the skinny is coming out to show the league what it looks like)

There were more injuries this week- like the entire bills rb committee going down!! WTF stay healthy!! Couple of bullshit trades went down, questioning the intergrity of owners as Pleasure Palace (rob's house?) swapped Gio Bernard and Harvin wth the Beachbums for Vereen and Decker the league anger over this one made many forget the traderape for Dez!! Beachbums made another move getting more rb depth by gettng Ball and a kicker for Mathews and another kicker. The way the season's shaping up for the Beachbums I'm sure Ball comes back to form. Speaking of back to form Black Dynamite did just that winning this week with 150 points. Finally realizing that the BENCHMOB didn't count; he put it together as the bench only got 69pts.



Brandon Marshall and Fitzy totalled 11pts so they  can GET BENT!! 2nd this week was FYW who had 139. Hey Ridley 0 pts this week and Witten 3?? Get the fuck out of here with that and I don't want to hear oh riddler was hurt! You were started you produce. 3rd place this week was Romosexuals with 124. Hey Andre Williams you were a big part of the Dez trade how about producing like you did in the mods at BC you stiff!! Oh and Alshon Jeffery 1 point?? Lucky your shitty ass wasn't traded at  halftime. Beachbums and his dream team came in 4th this week with 123. Julius Thomas great week to shit the bed!! 4pts?? Yeah don't let that happen again, Bbums will trade you so fast your head will spin, oh and Tate 4pts?? Dont matter your ass is replaced, went to the rape forest and brought home Gio Bernard!! 5th place this week is the Jackals not sure if the owners have been suspended or kidnapped but they haven't said much all week?? Jackals got 121 this week. J.Hill you got 1 point this week?? Prolly should have started Gonzalez over you're ass you slug. Hey Edelman 7pts?? Better bring it this week midget. 6th place this week was Supah Ps Beastmode? 8 points?? What the fuck is that?? How about we cut off your skittles? Terence Williams you also got 8 pts your lucky Supahs picked you up off waivers keep this up you'll be back on waivers scrub. 7th place with 116 this week was Slippery Wizards. Gore 2 points?? Cant happen! YOU HEAR ME?? Cant. Ryan and Julio suppose to be a legit combo well 21 pt total aint no combo you clowns. 8th place this week was DMC with 107. Vernon davis and FJax combined for 7 points?? You sh*tting me?? FJax play hurt once in a while will you?? and Vernon would it kill you to get f*cking open and make a play?? 9th place this week was Pleasure Palace ( name sucks) with 86 Gio two points i'll trade your ass ( wait he really did?) and seahawks d putting up 3pts?? thought you guys were good? Get your shit together. Last place this week was Grahamatron with 72  ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS JIMMY GRAHAM AND BOLDEN?? Fucking zeros?? We play to score you morons. GFY's!! Seriously zeros?? F*ck that noise.

Lets make some calls with less anger. First up old friend Peyton Manning . Hey Peyton its TMX congrats on the record and another great week! " Hey TMX hows it going love the work you guys do, got a short week this week cant do any interviews trying to prepare for Muddy Rivers, tell all the guys at TMX I said hi though and hope never to be part of Wes Cash's investigative reporting!!" Hmm ok Peyton i'm sure we will call you again this year good luck tomorrow. Next up Jimmy Graham. Hey Jimmy its TMX what happened this week?? " Oh man TMX whats up? What had happened is I was sitting in the locker room listening to my Will Smith cd, That Boom Boom Shake the room shit,  and they said you're playing so i'm like huh what?? Then I saw my man Breesy wink so i was like oh I get it!!" Wait you telling us you were a decoy and didnt bother to call owners at GRAHAMatron?? They named their teamed after you?? "Oh about that I called my man, I've been down with those guys since the Scuba Steve days, and some guy answered said his name is Bobby Weasle and he will pass along the message? He didnt start me did he?? So sorry, anyway TMX I see the review aint out yet you better run!! " You are correct Jimmy, wow what a developement, wonder who Bobby Weasle is?? Wes Cash get back from Bora Bora we got a CONTROVERSY!!

  The standings now are as follows:

1. Slppery Wizards
2. FYW.........................................................14pts back ...............moved 13pts closer
3. Black Dynomite.........................................41pt back.................moved 34pts closer
4. DMC..........................................................77pts back...............lost 10pts from last week
5. Jackals.......................................................104pts.....................moved 4pts closer
6. Supah P's....................................................134pts......................moved 4pts closer
7. Pleasure Palace...........................................144pt.......................lost 30pts from last week
8. Beach Bums..................................................147pts.....................moved up 6pts
9. Romosexuals.................................................173pts......................moved up 8pts
10. Grahamatrons..............................................245pts.......................lost 45pts

           The big byes are coming up and the leaders are getting closer. Grahamatron and his badly injured team is putting an addition and new gym in the basement tough tough start the rest of the teams are starting to come to form and either rise to the top or come back to the pack!! The angry review is done and hopefully the league will get back to being fun and the trades will level out a little with less panic going on. Week 8 starts tonight and there is a 930 AM game this Sunday. NFLyou serious?? Good luck and lets avoid the injuries. TMX OUT.











(Dont be another victim of Trade Rape - Trade rape leads to Traids!)