Monday, April 9, 2012

Yes Bitches

I survived another year of Lent. Giving up red meat was tougher than I thought but I persevered. I can not wait for my 1st steak and cheese sub.

This  is what I learned this weekend:
1. Shades make any room feel like it is lived in.
2. A standard game of Monopoly comes with $20,580 in Monopoly money, it is also the cash prize in a Monopoly World Championship.
3. This is what an $80 shot looks like(even if you negotiate the  price down):
4. I am not one for watching golf but the course at the Masters is god damn picturesque.
5. I do believe that Billy, the guy who has season tickets in front of us, is 100% scared of MikeyT.
6. Katie makes a mean mud pie.
7. I am looking forward to the movie Ted coming out.
8. Looks like Easter was a big hit:

9. I love to celebrate any ones birthday like its my own! 10. In China, you can hire a person to stand in line for you at a rate of $3 an hour.
11. Oscar Mayer has a new thick cut apple wood smoked bacon. It is bomb.
12. The T-shirts are in for the Mustache Pub Crawl. Only 39 days away.
13. Jeffrey realized on Easter 2012 that he can no longer rock a SMEDIUM! He is a little bit WIDER than he realized.
14. I guess when I get bombed I do not know how to use my inside/restaurant voice. Oh well.
15. I need to cut the grass in the back yard but the grass in the front yard is still have dead, any suggestions?
16. People are already bitching that the Sox are 0-3. There are 159 games left.

I put my liver on notice - Sox home opener Friday, B's playoffs Saturday, then Marathon Monday/Sox drinking Monday. I hope my check liver lisence don't come on Tuesday.

Darts is at S6 tomorrow night. Feel free to stop by - much appreash.

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