Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Phil "the Power" Taylor



I know many of you don't know who Phil "The Power" Taylor is but the dude is straight nasty.

He holds so many records in darts. This is just some of them:

* Most overall World Championship titles with 15
* Most consecutive World Championship titles with 8 (1995-2002)
* Most overall World Championship final appearances with 17
* Most consecutive World Championship final appearances with 14 (1994-2007)
* Longest unbeaten run at the World Championships with 44 matches (1995-2003)
* Most overall major tournament wins (BDO/PDC) with 54
* Most major PDC tournament wins with 50
* Most PDC Pro Tour titles (October 18th, 2009) with 46
* Most televised nine-dart finishes with 7
* Highest ever three-dart average on television with 116.01
* Highest ever three-dart average in a World Championship final with 110.94
* Highest ever three-dart average for a whole tournament with 111.51
* Highest ever three-dart average on a broadcast (Internet) with 121.79
* Biggest win in a major PDC final: 18-4 vs Terry Jenkins (2009 World Matchplay)
* Most overall months at World Number 1 with 57 months
* Most major tournament wins in a single calendar year with 8 (2008)
* Most World Matchplay titles with 10
* Most consecutive World Matchplay titles with 5 (2000-2004)
* Longest unbeaten run at the World Matchplay with 28 matches (2000-2005)
* Biggest win at the World Matchplay: 16-1 vs Roland Scholten (2007)
* Most World Grand Prix titles with 9
* Most Las Vegas Desert Classic titles with 5
* Most Premier League titles with 4
* Most UK Open titles with 3
* Most money won in a calendar year
* Most money won during career
* Sole holder of the Grand Slam


Pretty much Phil Taylor is the shit, top notch, king of kings, G.O.A.T, Main man, and HNIC all rolled into one!
So next time you figure you are the best at something/rocking the shit out of something let people know you are the Phil Taylor of it.
For example:
You are kicking ass in Golden tee. Let them bitches know you are the Phil Taylor of Golden tee.
You are out there pounding the shit out of drinks. You are the Phil Taylor of boozing.
You are smacking your old lady around. You are the Phil Taylor of smacking ya bitch up.
You are fucking up 30 chicken wings in under 3 minutes...you are the Phil Taylor of wings.

I am sure you get the picture.
What exactly are you the Phil Taylor of?