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Thursday, February 10, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Man Meat of the Week
I’m going to be honest…I despise wrestling. The bad acting, lack of blood and stupid rivalries don’t attract me but the #1 reason I hate it is the fact that it takes up 3 hours of precious DVR space that I have reserved for Oprah and Ellen. I purposely never got around to teaching the hubs how to use the DVR for this very reason but he learned and now I am being punished….at least I thought. Has anyone taken a good look at this guy?
John Cena..if only I learned about you earlier. You can take up space in my DVR any day!!
John Cena..if only I learned about you earlier. You can take up space in my DVR any day!!
Should of taken a drop
This happened on a desert golf course. It looks to be in the upper Scottsdale area near Cave Creek.
He fell backwards into the cactus.
It took paramedics over 3 hours to pull cactus out before he could go in ambulance to hospital.
He should have taken a "drop."
He fell backwards into the cactus.
It took paramedics over 3 hours to pull cactus out before he could go in ambulance to hospital.
He should have taken a "drop."
Week 2 review
This was sent to me by Jeffrey Steven Lundrigan(he is not the worlds best speller so I did have to do some editing)
Tuesday February 8 2011.
Peggy's O'Neils DTF dart teams second match. DJ Brighto is in the house workin the ones and twos like a single moms works the pole. We are playing the ups and down team and as usual they're late, but we are gentleman and we didn't dock them any points. Derek and Kevin Barry ( who is single ladies ) couldn't make it.
We start out guns blazing in our first match of 501 with a win ...the 2nd and 3rd matches where losses!!! I would like to thank brighty for our loss in the 3rd match cause he yelled at me like a fucking 5 year old for being on my phone.
Now on to cricket ....SWEEP!!!!!!! Thanks to larry kight's favorite, lucky, 2 sizes too small red hooded CHAMPION sweatshirt. That's all I have to say about that.
Now on to the 301's where the real men play! Mr. I'm the shit Foley couldn't pull it out and lost. We are now up 4-3. Second match I tried my hand in scoring old school style with the marker and board and was ask to stop cause I was so bad. Oh and SUPPA lost, I think it was because of me, sorry P.
3rd match Welchie ( who's birthday is the 10th people just throwing that out there ) oh and BTW his ex is here shhhhhhhhhh. Big win for Marky, ex this bitch!!!!!
On to the 4th and due to black history month we put brighty up against there colored I know, I know I can't say that but ask him and said its cool. I think he said cause Bright lost in three. 5th match there guy no show we win ha ha!!!! On to the last and final match there best of the best against me came down to the third match and I lost.
6-6 was the final score.
I would like to thank Mr. Mark Welch for contributing some of his thoughts on this.
Tuesday February 8 2011.
We start out guns blazing in our first match of 501 with a win ...the 2nd and 3rd matches where losses!!! I would like to thank brighty for our loss in the 3rd match cause he yelled at me like a fucking 5 year old for being on my phone.
Now on to cricket ....SWEEP!!!!!!! Thanks to larry kight's favorite, lucky, 2 sizes too small red hooded CHAMPION sweatshirt. That's all I have to say about that.
Now on to the 301's where the real men play! Mr. I'm the shit Foley couldn't pull it out and lost. We are now up 4-3. Second match I tried my hand in scoring old school style with the marker and board and was ask to stop cause I was so bad. Oh and SUPPA lost, I think it was because of me, sorry P.
3rd match Welchie ( who's birthday is the 10th people just throwing that out there ) oh and BTW his ex is here shhhhhhhhhh. Big win for Marky, ex this bitch!!!!!
On to the 4th and due to black history month we put brighty up against there colored I know, I know I can't say that but ask him and said its cool. I think he said cause Bright lost in three. 5th match there guy no show we win ha ha!!!! On to the last and final match there best of the best against me came down to the third match and I lost.
6-6 was the final score.
I would like to thank Mr. Mark Welch for contributing some of his thoughts on this.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Terrific Tuesday
Why is it everytime I take a Monday off, I get a shit ton of texts about why haven't I updated the blog? Its things I learned this weekend and well my weekend gets extended a day. Deal with it.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Folan.com is expanding, even coming out with an advertising campaign:
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Folan.com is expanding, even coming out with an advertising campaign:
2. The kid still has it. Charm city BABY!
3. I just found out what snoodle dragons are - that's when you stumble upon your friend and his girlfriend, its totally awkward because they are all cuddly wuddly and they are slightly embarrassed.
4. The key to a great beard is Pert Plus Deep Down.
5. Washer toss is great but the games take too long and changing the rules to make games faster doesnt help.
6. People still bitching about the dudes Alison is posting. Get over it.
7. Looking for a new car is a pain in the ass.
8. Another year and still no squares won.
9. Chrissy is right 5 years running on the coin toss.
10. Another week and still no luck with the leash/walking.
11. A Porche Cayanne? REALLY??!
Monday, February 7, 2011
Fergie
well this was an interesting week for the Drunk Nothings Blog. derek asked my wife to post a womans version of the girl of the week. i was very proud of her first post. but it started a nice war of words on the comment section. seems like some guys dont like the idea of some man candy being shown on the blog. they feel only scantilly clad women should be shown. my feeling is if you dont like it just scroll right past the posting. god knows i have done that to half the shit chiefdude posts. except ofcourse the last few porn stars he has chosen to get back at allison!
now on to the important stuff. i wanted to do a kickoff off either fergie or the dirrrty girl her self xtina aguilera. they are both smoking hott and i was basing my decision on who brought it for the super bowl. tooma and i started drinking at noon and we thought doing a power hour before kickoff was a good idea... so when xtina came out for the national anthem i was pissed that she chose now to be all prim and proper. what the fuck was she wearing?? then she fucked up the song!! so it wasnt gonna take much to beat her. fergie might sound like shit live, but lets be honest, i dont care and im too drunk at this point to even be listening cuz im just drooling. did you see her ass coming out of the skirt she had on, OH MY GOD! enough said.
now on to the important stuff. i wanted to do a kickoff off either fergie or the dirrrty girl her self xtina aguilera. they are both smoking hott and i was basing my decision on who brought it for the super bowl. tooma and i started drinking at noon and we thought doing a power hour before kickoff was a good idea... so when xtina came out for the national anthem i was pissed that she chose now to be all prim and proper. what the fuck was she wearing?? then she fucked up the song!! so it wasnt gonna take much to beat her. fergie might sound like shit live, but lets be honest, i dont care and im too drunk at this point to even be listening cuz im just drooling. did you see her ass coming out of the skirt she had on, OH MY GOD! enough said.
Friday, February 4, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Bad Ass Girl #1 Justene Jaro
If this blog is posting men now I feel it's only right to post some provactive Ladies....
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Squares
From Country of Cretins:
I went through the past 44 Superbowls and checked the frequency of certain numbers. We all know 7, 4 and 0 are good numbers.....but how good? There have been 88 final scores (44 games with each team having a score) and here is how they panned out. The first number is the final score number, the second number is how many times it has appeared in a final score and the last number is the percentage term of how many times it appeared:
7 - 19 (21.6%)
0 - 12 (13.6%)
4 - 11 (12.5%)
6 - 10 (11.3%)
1 - 10 (11.3%)
9 - 8 (9.1%)
3 - 7 (7.9%)
2 - 4 (4.5%)
5 - 4 (4.5%)
8 - 3 (3.4%)
I was surprised that 8 was the shittiest number of all. We all know that 2 and 5 suck balls but I thought 8 would appear more. I'm also surprised that 6 showed up so often.
If you are lucky enough to be holding a 7 in your pool, it has appeared the most often paired with 4 (five times) then with zero (3 times). The pair of 7-7 have won twice and 7-3 has also won twice.
If you ARE sitting on a 5 as one of your numbers, you better hope it's paired with a 1 or a 0. Of the four times "5" has appeared, it has been paired with the number 1 twice and with 0 twice.
If you're sitting on a "2" - anything goes: it has been paired once each with 4,0,7 and 9
The number "5" appeared in the very first Superbowl in 1967. It then appeared 12 years later in 1979....then 11 years after that in 1990 and then took 7 years to hit again in 1997. The good news? Judging by those periods between "5" showing up, we are overdue at 14 years. Perhaps this will be the year.
- Thanks Foley
Text of the week...
Texter 2: Whoa was that last night drinking??
Texter 1: No some fuckface went sidewats and bounced off both guardrails on the pike and me and another drive T-boned him
Texter 1: Wanna carpool to Mendon? LOL
Texter 2: Now u can get value for it
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Some people argue why there is still B.E.T and no W.E.T? I argue why there is a girl of the week but no man of the week? Surely there is a female audience out there or at least a gay man that hasn’t come out of the closet yet that wants to see some eye candy! Well, the women have spoken. It’s been a long time coming but there is a new segment….Man Meat of the Week!
It was tough to decide who should be the first man. There were a lot of good suggestions but I had Mario Lopez in mind for a while. Who knew under that mullet and stonewashed jeans there was a hot man waiting to be unleashed? If only high school didn’t happen in that awkward stage of life….
You're Welcome ladies!! Go Bayside!!
Tom Brady named AP's offensive POY
DALLAS -- Tom Brady has won The Associated Press 2010 NFL Offensive Player of the Year Award for the second time in four seasons.
The record-setting New England quarterback, who had a string of 355 passes without being intercepted, received 21 votes from a nationwide panel of 50 media members who regularly cover the league. He easily beat Philadelphia quarterback Michael Vick, who got 11 votes.
A unanimous choice for the All-Pro team, Brady led the Patriots (14-2) to the league's best record and threw for 36 touchdowns while being picked off just four times. When he won the award in 2007, Brady set an NFL mark with 50 touchdowns passes as New England went undefeated in the regular season.
Oddly, the Patriots did not win the championship in either of those seasons, but have won it three other times.
Man this would of been sweeter if we could of won a playoff game. I mean just 1 playoff game is that a lot to ask for?
The record-setting New England quarterback, who had a string of 355 passes without being intercepted, received 21 votes from a nationwide panel of 50 media members who regularly cover the league. He easily beat Philadelphia quarterback Michael Vick, who got 11 votes.
A unanimous choice for the All-Pro team, Brady led the Patriots (14-2) to the league's best record and threw for 36 touchdowns while being picked off just four times. When he won the award in 2007, Brady set an NFL mark with 50 touchdowns passes as New England went undefeated in the regular season.
Oddly, the Patriots did not win the championship in either of those seasons, but have won it three other times.
Man this would of been sweeter if we could of won a playoff game. I mean just 1 playoff game is that a lot to ask for?
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