Lets get weird, It is Cinco Demayo Bitches!
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jeffrey crossed Club Alex's off his bucket list. He will not be returning.
2. Mario is getting too old to be playing in weekend hockey tournaments. His body doesn't handle it well.
3. It seems to me that the WWE doesn't really care about some of their PPV's
4. Watching two 3 year olds, even with the help of your wife, can be trying at time. ONE LOVE TO STAY AT HOME MOMS!
5. The MPC 7 t shirts should be in this week.
6. Really, who gives the 3 finger lobster wave?
7. The NHL should be ashamed of themselves for a 12:30 playoff game.
8. My cell phone battery is literally dieing within 3 hours of being unplugged.
9. Chrissy killing 3 mixed drinks and a beer for $20.75 at the Chinese joint was the best thing about Sunday.
10. I have received more letters, emails and calls about the impending changes to the FEMA flood changes than I have about anything else ever in life.
11. Have you ever coughed so much that your hurt your back? Asking for a friend.
12. Watching tv and falling asleep for a 20 minute nap is both the best thing in the world and the weirdest feeling when you wake up in a daze.
13. Tom Brady are you serious with the hot air balloon?
14. I am giving people 3 years. I am gonna make it to the Derby for my 40th. Chrissy start saving your $10 a week now.
15. NBA, I still hate you but 5 game 7's in 2 days ain't too shabby.
16. Feed your lawn, FEED IT!
17. Hey Red Sox hows that tiered pricing going? I'm seeing an awful lot of empty seats at these games.
18. Cheese ball is a part time mason.
That is all I have for now. As always, try to stay sober and I will do my best to keep you updated.