Hot sizzle...

I don't know if this is because he came in tied for 5th place with the Big Show at the 2nd Annual Wingalympics or not but Christian Daniel MacPhail is throwing down the gauntlet.



"A Wendells double order of double dare challenge I am offering 2 any1!"

I asked him what exactly that consists of?

"I think 1 order is 10-12 wings. So 20-24 wings of their hottest wings. Finish them b4 me!"

Uhm ok and If they beat you? What do they get?

"I dunno. I just want a Wendells trip and bragging rights".

So there you have it. Is anyone up for a HOT wing challenge? Who can eat the hottest wings the fastest? I will tape it for the blog but I ain't buying prizes or anything.
I think the loser should have to start his mustache for the Third Annual Mustache Pub Crawl right after the loss. Does anyone have what it takes?

Its a wrap...

This years Wingalympics is in the bag. Jimmy "Two Thumbs" bailed out at the last minute due to work so Tom "Mung" Lundrigan join the fray as a replacement contestant. Now onto the contest.

This year the contestants were given a 10 lb tray of buffalo wings:



Then they had 30 minutes to eat as many pounds of buffalo chicken wings as they could:



The battle begins:














The weigh in:



The results:
Disqualified - Tom "Mung" Lundrigan 27 total wings
Last place - Jeffrey "The Wing King" Lundrigan 3 1/4 lbs
5th place (tie) - Christian "Lethal Injestion" Macphail 3 3/4 lbs
5th place (tie) - Jason "Big Show The Eliminator" Foley 3 3/4 lbs
3rd place - Karl "The Lonewolf" Osborn 4 lbs
2nd place - Greg "The Carcass" Coston 4 1/4 lbs
and the winner...
1st place - Rio "Hot Sizzle" Long 4 1/2 lbs

The prizes:





Now onto the video.
The first 10 minutes:

The last 12 minutes:

The final minute:

The results:


It was an awesome time. I had a blast and I hope everyone else did as well. I would like to thank all the contestants for participating. I hope to see you all next year at the 3rd Waingalmpics.

Interview...

In anticipation of the Wingalympics tonight, I interviewed one of the contestants:

Christian "Lethal Injestion" Macphail

MB: Lethal Injestion, How are you preparing for the Wingalympics?
LI: I don't know what 2 do?? can u google what a good strategy is?

MB: Do you think that waiting for the day OF for a strategy is going to help you win the competition tonight?
LI: its cant hurt?

MB: Good Point, I googled it for you. Remember your strategy: clear the mind; focus now; once you start—don’t stop.
LI: thank you grasshopper! i heard eating lettuce will stretch the stomach? is that true?

MB: I heard the same thing about the lettuce. How do you think winning the Wingalympics will change your life?
LI: man oh man i mite quit coke & go on the circuit! i will wear that tshirt w pride & carry that tropy all around 2 show the bitches

MB: Quitting coke, huh, I didn’t know drugs was such a big part of competitive eating?
LI: man maybe i should smoke some weed before the competition...

MB: Thats funny you say that. I believe that to be Greg "The Carcass" Coston's strategy. Do you have goal for a number of wings?
LI: hahaha well these arent the tiny wings? i had 67 last year so 55??

MB: Actually they are a bit smaller for the competition. DJ's ordered them for us. Your thoughts on blue cheese?
LI: oh the small ones again?? u know i HATE blue cheese

MB: What will your wife's reaction be if she gets to sleep with The Wingalympics Champion? Baby making action, perhaps?
LI: im just saying its like when a horse wins the derby. u stud him out 2 have future champions...so if i win the competition then alot of girls r gonna want 2 have sum baby making action w this champion!!

MB: I'm sure there will be a long line of ladies looking to score with the Lethal Injection. People can't get enough of celebrity.
LI: thats what im saying Mrbooze!

MB: Last question, If you could have one celebrity in your corner tonight, who would it be and why?
LI: Any 1 of the GIWLTF so they could suck me off during the competition!

Thanks again "Lethal Injestion" and good luck tonight.

Theres Booze in the air...

Just a few things on this Thirsty Thursday:

1.The Atlantic Beer Garden's New Roof Deck opens tonight for the Tall Ships!

2. DJ's at the Garden has a beer pong tournament every Thursday night for cash prizes - $20.00 to enter. $10.00 goes towards the prizes the other $10.00 goes towards your pitcher for actually playing.

3. Wingalympics are on for tomorrow night at DJ's at the Garden. It should be a good turn out. There are currently 7 competitors and space for 3 more eaters if anyone wants to sign up.

4. Supahfans.com is hosting a pub crawl:

This is a "Save The Date" for SupahFans' Dirty Water TV Pub Crawl- Fenway Edition! Saturday August 8th.

We'll be visiting 9 of your favorite Fenway bars like 9 innings of baseball. Sponsors are raffling off great prizes throughout the pub crawl leading up to several more give-aways and a grand prize from at the end of the crawl for lucky finishers.

All you SupahFans will start and end the crawl at The Baseball Tavern. "Tickets" are actually our SupahFan shirts (with pre-orders $10 off!). You'll pick a shirt that we can mark your tag with a number- that's your Raffle Number to earn prizes throughout the day.

We have a $10 OFF coupon code of "DirtyWaterPubCrawl" - no spaces, no quotes that you may enter now till Friday the 7th of August to buy your Pub Crawl "ticket/shirt".

Any shirt or hood in our store (except our underage onesies) with the word "Fenway" or "Dirty Water" on it qualifies as your Pub Crawl Ticket. We'll have your name at the door. If you're buying more than one shirt/ticket for friends or Drinking Teammates, tell us which size shirts go to which friend or check them in at noon at The Baseball Tavern so they can win prizes from their shirts.

Don't want to order online? "Ticket/Shirts" are available at noon and then at each bar throughout the day should you join us late. And we're still giving great deals for this special day....save your money for some Narragansetts!

Any Shortsleeves: $10
Any Longsleeves: $15
Any Hoodies: $25

The fun begins @ 12:00PM

Bar schedule and info will be available next week!

I will keep everyone updated on this crawl as more details are released.

5. Don't forget that Jose Mac's Block party is back on Thursday, July 16th, 5-11pm.

6. Lastly UFC 100 this Saturday night at Coops in Quincy. I hope to get there early enough to score a table.

Odds are in people

The line up is confirmed for the 2nd Wingalympics. Here they are in order of their Odds to win, based on the Iggles odds system (very very systematic - pie charts, formulas, algorithms, the whole nine;).

This was written by Iggles.

Mario "Hot Sizzle" Long - (Odds 40-1)
So what Mario has the worst chance of winning this thing. As usual he is 2 steps ahead of everyone. The only reason he even entered in the event this year is so he could try and bang that hot ass Asian waiter from last year. Well played Hot Sizzle, WELL PLAYED!

Jason "Its My Time" Foley - Odds (30-1)
Almost no chance. The kid has been eating salads for the last 3 months, how is he going to throw down 60+ wings in one sitting? And if anybody is interested in some side bets I'll take Foley is the first to puke if he eats more than 50 wings.

Jeffrey "The Wing King" Lundrigan - (Odds 20-1)

Little Jeffrey is a gamer but I don't think he's got what it takes. Besides you need to have a real set of balls when your belly is full and you need to throw down another 20 wings to stay in contention. And lets be honest, we all know his old lady has had his balls tucked away in the closet for years.

Chrissy "Lethal Injestion" Macphail - Odds (15-1)

If this were a hot wing eating contest than we could drop the odds to (3-1). Or if it was a hot wing eating contest while dancing naked then we can make it even money. But it isn't, and since he puked last year that makes it real tough to put any serious money on him. Besides, he called himself El Wingador which makes him a fraud since the name was stolen from one of the greatest wing eaters of all-time, the REAL El Wingador.

Greg "The Carcass" Coston - (Odds 10-1)

Hmmmm, well this was a tough one. The only thing I know about this kid is he's friends with Mr. Boozes brother Tom. Let me tell you people something, over the years I've met a few of his friends and they are all crazy. We're talking about certifiable whack jobs. So I had to keep the odds at a respectable level. Seriously, has anyone ever met a crazy person that wasn't able to eat an extremely large amount of food in one sitting?

Karl "Ozzface Killer" Osborne (Odds 5-1)
This kid Osborne is an unknown in the eating circles, and those are the type you gotta watch out for. Bastard has probably been training for the past 6 months eating wings everynight, dreaming about taking the title. Probably already has a place set aside on the mantle to keep the trophy. Watch out boys and girls, Mr. Osborne is ready to eat.

Jimmy "Two Thumbs" (Odds 2-1)

You all can go screw. I know what you're thinking "take the easy way out and place the best odds on the guy that came in second last year". Suck it, all right! There aren't many rules in life, and even then I don't follow most of them. But I do know that you never, and I mean NEVER, bet against a guy nicknamed 'Two Thumbs'. You just don't do it.

It is official...

The 2nd Annual Wingalympics is set for Friday, July 10th at 6:00 pm.

Charlie "Chomp em and Stomp em" Ferlauto is set to defend his championship! Who will take him down?

Will these contestants show up:
Jimmy "Two Thumbs"
Jason "Last Hurrah" Foley
Steve "Bring the heat" Keith
Mario "Hot Sizzle" Long
Jeffrey "The Wing King"
Chrissy "El Wingador"

Who else wants to sign up? Let me know via text or email mrbooze187@hotmail.com

Do you know you have a friend who loves wings and can demolish some wings? Sign him up! We will have prizes!!

As always Welchie will take any and all wagers.

Last years:

Monday Monday Monday

So a quick hit recap of the weekend boys and girls:

The Celtics lost a really shitty game last night. It seemed to me that no one really wanted to play defense. Some sports reporters, who are in the "know", say the Celtics over achieved. I say FUCK THAT. They are the defending champs, play like champs. Oh well no worries. We will come back next year bigger badder and stronger. Great year boys.

The 2nd Annual Mustache Pub Crawl was a success. We raised $1220 dollars for the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute: $1100 from the sale of T-shirts plus $120 in donations, $20 from Jenn Gamberdella and $100 from Rob Knudsen.
** This just in CustomInk donated $25 dollars to the cause**

We had celebrities: Dale Ernhardt Sr., Sid Breem, Dennis Eckersley and even Howie from the backstreet boys.


Also an impromptu dance off/meringue dance lesson:


Things I learned this weekend:
1. Drinking with some of your friends is fun but drinking with over 100 people is much more fun.
2. Raising money while getting bombed is a win win for everyone.
3. Stingers are evil.
4. "I am the Smidawg" is a perfectly fine answer to most questions.
5. Ordering quesadillas, while totally shattered, eating them, not paying and then having your friend throw them on Smiddys tab - priceless(Way to go Bigshow)!
6. Karaoke is fun/addictive and best enjoyed while bombed out of your mind.
7. "Nice Mustache" is a good conversational starter.
8. Never order mixed drinks at Zumas; especially on a pubcrawl.
9. I didn't know that Bell in Hand had such a huge dinner crowd. Hey dude there were 3 people in there before we showed up and a room full of dudes on a bachelor party for Mitch and Rob on the other side - douche.
10. God damn chicken on a stick is hot as fuck!
11. People are looking forward to the 2nd Wingalympics...gotta figure out a day to get that done.
12. Apparently giving chicks nuggies is a form of flirting.

Dear Le,

I don't know if you read the blog but as your neighbor, in the Dorchester area, please be on the look out.


Concerned,

Your friends at Drunknothings