Yeah Buddy!
We are back.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I guess drunk Derek and sober Derek dont talk. Because I volunteered to be Santa at the Hoffy Xmas party.
2. Chrissy is packing under wears for Vegas...mark that down bitches.
3. Speaking of Vegas, I guess the 1st full meal is at Bavette's. Hopefully they have some of those bone in filets still available.
4. You cannot pound beers at the beach if all you have had to eat all day is a fucking muffin.
5. Hey Dunks, what is up with the Cajun hashbrowns wake up wrap? TRASH!
6. I do not think that I can afford $137,500 for a new kitchen. Thats one quote so far.
7. People are riding this Patriots team high huh? One preseason game in.
8. It appears as though everyone is drinking tequila this summer.
9. Joe Martell plans to go to Masons steak house once every 2 weeks. Thats a little too rich for my blood.
10. Over/Under on the number of times Chrissy passes out from a combo of heat exhaustion/lack of food/gummies - current set at 2.
11. If you have nothing to do next Saturday, August 23rd. We will be at here for our fantasy draft. We can always use a board guy.
12. These fucking non beer seltzer drinks are fucking through the roof. Just drinking boozy Frescas is not what I had on my 2025 bingo card.
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