Week 11 is in the books and there are only 6 more weeks left in this fast
moving fantasy season. Tmx is here to report!!
First lets get the many injuries out of the way that effected the scores, Ball, Bradshaw, Sanders ( after he posted a nice 100yd game) J. Thomas, Jordan Reed (real shock) Fitzy, and Dwayne Allen were among the notable injuries that hurt teams this week. The races are as tight as they've been all year at the bottom (Grahamatron not included- sorry) and at the top.
Lets take a look at how the week played out. First place
and 4 time weekly winner Black Dynamite put up a huge 182 pt week which could
have been a 200 burger if Manning didnt have an off week. RBs Bell and
Charles (trade rape) both put up over 35 points and the wagon is in full gear.
2nd this week with all the moving and shaking hes done is DMC with 154 the two
trick pony led the way but now its looking to become a 3 ring circus with newly
acquired Jeffery and Blue putting up number!! 3rd place this week was NoRomo
with 149 Tmx was pulling for the kid to pull it out but the rookie wideouts
couldn't carry him as Benjamin pulled his weight and Evans had a MONSTER game
with 46pts. 4th place was the suddenly struggling Slippery Wizards with 145 no
one on the team could get over 24pts. 5th place this week was FYW with 129 who
got a rare bad week from Luck but who found a new tight end possibly in Feener
who had a career game! 6th place this week was Beach Bums with 122. Bums were
hit hard by injuries and the Patriots deciding to be a running team. New Bum AJ Green proved his worth and Sanders pitched in (though i doubt he remembers the
23 points he put up) 7th place this week was Jackals with 91, Brown and Maclin
had ok games for the usual studs but injury to Bradshaw and once again refusing
to address the tight end issue hurt the Jackals. TMX here to help - GET A TIGHT
END. 8TH place this week was Grahamatron with 91. Waiver add Jordan Mathews led
the team but Graham or Tron didnt help TOTALING only 12pts. May wanna take them
off the team name!! 9th place was Supah P's with 77. We tried to contact Supah
but he was at an "early thanksgiving party" high class dojo type stuff no doubt.
The Supah's were hit with a "STAFFinfection" only Beastmode put up good numbers
he's immune. Last place this week was Pleasure Palace with a new season low
65pts who suffered from an Allen injury as well as team mvp Murray on a bye.
Pp's are not feeling the heat from Noromo for the early battle for beer bitch.
Let's make some calls. First up old friend Peyton Manning of Black Dynamite.
Hey Peyton its TMX whats good? " oh shucks TMX why you calling I stunk today, i'm not gonna make excuses but I had all my guys get hurt" Well Peyton that kinda sounds like an excuse? But anyway your team won the week but coulda broke the 200 pt barrier. " GODDAMMIT TMX GODDAMMIT you know I love records you're telling me I cost the team a record?? THIS IS CHICKENPOOP" click. Wow chicken poop and a hang up?
First time in TMX history that we've seen Peyton
this mad? Watch out looks like he's looking to go off this week, loves records!
Lets call a member of the Pleasure Palace. Hey Dwayne Allen its TMX a fantasy
(is life) reporter calling to ask what happened out there you put up a 0 for
Pleasure Palace this week? " YO TMX I read you guys every week love your stuff
about Luck he is a know it all you got that right but he's the best, wait what
team am I on in your league?" Oh its called Pleasure Palace. "what the fuck! like
that's a real name? Like a pleasure palace? That a barbie playhouse or some shit? No seriously whats a pleasure palace?" D we dont make up the names I'm not quite
sure TMX is calling to talk about the 0 you put up? " Listen Tmx the issue here
is a team named after either a brothel, a barbie playhouse or some freak gay shit how can you expect
me to take that seriously?? Lucky he got a zero. Whens the trade deadline in
your league?" Wow really upset over the team name huh? " yeah man I got go get
treatment on my ankle but thats some shit, later TMX keep reporting" Well there
you have it? Lets check the standings
1. Slippery Wizards...........................
2. Black Dynomite...............................35pts
3. FYW...............................................114pts
4. DMC................................................134pts
5. BeachBums.......................................152pts
6. Jackals..............................................208pts
7. Supah P's...........................................258pts
8. Pleasure Palace....................................288pts
9. NoRomo...............................................300pts
10. Grahamatron.......................................431pts
Black Dynamite predicted he'd win the whole thing and that the Slippery Wizards would "fold like a house of cards" and now the "wagon" is rolling and only 35pts from the top!! 3-5 has been a battle all season and continues to be with DMC and Beachbums furiously chasing down FYW. Jackals and Supah P's are trying to stay in the middle of the pack while NoRomo was the biggest mover making up 84 points on the 8th place spot!! There are only 6 weeks left and nothing is even close to being settled. Like this week any team is capable of making up 80 plus points. Lets hope everyone stays healthy and we have a competitive next 6 weeks. The waiver wire has helped teamed all week so i'm sure it will this week with the new toys like Jonas out there. Traids happen so be careful before you leap. As always if you got breaking news send it to TMX. TMX out.
First lets get the many injuries out of the way that effected the scores, Ball, Bradshaw, Sanders ( after he posted a nice 100yd game) J. Thomas, Jordan Reed (real shock) Fitzy, and Dwayne Allen were among the notable injuries that hurt teams this week. The races are as tight as they've been all year at the bottom (Grahamatron not included- sorry) and at the top.
Lets take a look at how the week played out. First place
and 4 time weekly winner Black Dynamite put up a huge 182 pt week which could
have been a 200 burger if Manning didnt have an off week. RBs Bell and
Charles (trade rape) both put up over 35 points and the wagon is in full gear.
2nd this week with all the moving and shaking hes done is DMC with 154 the two
trick pony led the way but now its looking to become a 3 ring circus with newly
acquired Jeffery and Blue putting up number!! 3rd place this week was NoRomo
with 149 Tmx was pulling for the kid to pull it out but the rookie wideouts
couldn't carry him as Benjamin pulled his weight and Evans had a MONSTER game
with 46pts. 4th place was the suddenly struggling Slippery Wizards with 145 no
one on the team could get over 24pts. 5th place this week was FYW with 129 who
got a rare bad week from Luck but who found a new tight end possibly in Feener
who had a career game! 6th place this week was Beach Bums with 122. Bums were
hit hard by injuries and the Patriots deciding to be a running team. New Bum AJ Green proved his worth and Sanders pitched in (though i doubt he remembers the
23 points he put up) 7th place this week was Jackals with 91, Brown and Maclin
had ok games for the usual studs but injury to Bradshaw and once again refusing
to address the tight end issue hurt the Jackals. TMX here to help - GET A TIGHT
END. 8TH place this week was Grahamatron with 91. Waiver add Jordan Mathews led
the team but Graham or Tron didnt help TOTALING only 12pts. May wanna take them
off the team name!! 9th place was Supah P's with 77. We tried to contact Supah
but he was at an "early thanksgiving party" high class dojo type stuff no doubt.
The Supah's were hit with a "STAFFinfection" only Beastmode put up good numbers
he's immune. Last place this week was Pleasure Palace with a new season low
65pts who suffered from an Allen injury as well as team mvp Murray on a bye.
Pp's are not feeling the heat from Noromo for the early battle for beer bitch.
Let's make some calls. First up old friend Peyton Manning of Black Dynamite.Hey Peyton its TMX whats good? " oh shucks TMX why you calling I stunk today, i'm not gonna make excuses but I had all my guys get hurt" Well Peyton that kinda sounds like an excuse? But anyway your team won the week but coulda broke the 200 pt barrier. " GODDAMMIT TMX GODDAMMIT you know I love records you're telling me I cost the team a record?? THIS IS CHICKENPOOP" click. Wow chicken poop and a hang up?
1. Slippery Wizards...........................
2. Black Dynomite...............................35pts
3. FYW...............................................114pts
4. DMC................................................134pts
5. BeachBums.......................................152pts
6. Jackals..............................................208pts
7. Supah P's...........................................258pts
8. Pleasure Palace....................................288pts
9. NoRomo...............................................300pts
10. Grahamatron.......................................431pts
Black Dynamite predicted he'd win the whole thing and that the Slippery Wizards would "fold like a house of cards" and now the "wagon" is rolling and only 35pts from the top!! 3-5 has been a battle all season and continues to be with DMC and Beachbums furiously chasing down FYW. Jackals and Supah P's are trying to stay in the middle of the pack while NoRomo was the biggest mover making up 84 points on the 8th place spot!! There are only 6 weeks left and nothing is even close to being settled. Like this week any team is capable of making up 80 plus points. Lets hope everyone stays healthy and we have a competitive next 6 weeks. The waiver wire has helped teamed all week so i'm sure it will this week with the new toys like Jonas out there. Traids happen so be careful before you leap. As always if you got breaking news send it to TMX. TMX out.
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