Oh, I know everyone is all excited for this Harbaugh vs Harbaugh super bowl. The real question is where is the party at? No one is talking about bars, squares or any type of pools.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Bruins still score as soon as I get up and go to take a piss.
2. Mike Gs new nick name is Mike B. The kid lives for bachelor parties.
3. If you have a chance to check out Providence Prime. Top notch food. Bacon will never be the same for me.
4. Apparently, there is such a thing as graying out. Its like blacking out but you remember the most random of events.
5. If you are are at a Bs game and act like you know everything Bruins related don't ask me who #27 is.
6. Chirssy got us to go to Pizza Hut. Kid said the buffalo wings are legit.
7. Jeffrey received his 1st kiss from a black chick. Tremendous.
8. TK was the fanciest dressed guy at the Wickendon Pub.
9. I do not think 12 guys eating and drinking like kings for $1247.68 is a lot of money.
10. The new chicken nuggets from BK are not bad. They taste like the ones from Mcdonalds except the chicken is real.
11. There is nothing worse than when your phone will not connect to the network. Its like being locked in a cave and when you finally get out the sun burns your eyes.
12. Strip clubs with $10 covers and $5 beers are ok in my book.
13. Even though I am no longer on the dart team or playing any more - I am going to the Captains meeting tonight. Chrissy you want officially on the team?
14. Rio is on a self appointed suspension for his drinking actions on Saturday.
15. I dont know why Boston has 94.5 96.9 101.7 and 107.9 for radio stations. They are all the damn same.
16. WB is releasing yet another Batman animated series, This one called Beware the Batman.
17. Harry S. Truman's middle name is S.
18. There is a beer that is $22.50 a bottle. The #28 at the Wickendon Pub.
19. Chrissy, Jeffrey and Mario are all looking to get some ink.
20. Who else has tickets to the Package Tour? Chrissy is making his "I Lost My Virginity to Please Don't Go Girl" shirt as we speak.
21. Does anyone know if Ryan has gotten in touch with Chuckie yet?
22. I would put money on Iggles to win one of those fast eating food contests.
Lets work on a plan to catch the Super bowl fuckers.