Halle Berry

im sorry. i know i missed a kickoff girl last week but i was pissed off. the patriots sucked the big donkey dick. belicheat didnt have the team prepared and when he was down, he didnt come up with a half time game plan to come back. well a lot of beers and some time later i am over it. but i have text smiddy and still havent heard from him. i am nervous he jumped off the tobin bridge. no date reviews and no restaurant reviews, he could be dead! i also wanted to let every one know that i started my mustache for the third anual pub crawl. i was going to include a picture but it seems supah p stole my thunder. i am impressed by what he brings to the table each year but i just have to wonder if mr booze is going to start testing for performance enhancers. if barry bonds is unfairly questioned about creams, then what the hell is supah using???

well on to the kick off girl. i have been having a few girls on que lately ready to bring out but swordfish has been airing all week and i just had to jump halle above the rest. she has a smoking hott body and a great set of tits. i hope you enjoy this as much as i did researching it.

Text of the week...

No words nessasary,the beard speaks for itself

Duke Nukem Forever is coming in May

Warm up your trigger finger and load up on bubble gum -- Duke Nukem Forever, the definitive vaporware video game, is headed back to your living room in a few short months.

Really.

2K Games and developer Gearbox announced Friday that the legendary first-person shooter will be released for the PC, Xbox 360 and PS3 in North America on May 3rd and internationally on May 6th -- a mere 14 years and one month after being announced.

"The moment fans all over the world have been waiting for is almost here," 2K prez Christoph Hartmann proudly proclaimed in a statement. "May 3, 2011 marks Duke's return as he unleashes his brash and brutally honest wit on the world. His return is going to be epic and one that will make video gaming history!"

History is exactly where many believed this game would stay.

First revealed by original Duke Nukem developer 3D Realms in April of 1997, the game spent a full decade in what industry types refer to as "development hell," suffering countless delays due to innumerable changes to the game's engine, design and direction. Other than the occasional enigmatic screenshot or unfounded rumor, very little was released indicating that the title was actually a real project, earning it numerous "Vaporware of the Year" awards over the years. It quickly became gaming's Loch Ness Monster, a digital Sasquatch that was periodically sighted but largely believed to be a load of rubbish. Finally, in 2009, 3D Realms was shuttered, seemingly ending the greatest charade in video games.

But like its testosterone-fueled hero, to Duke Nukem Forever, death is just a pitstop.

Never one to shy from controversy, Grand Theft Auto publisher Take 2 Interactive picked up the rights and passed development duties to Gearbox Software, best known as the creators of respected shooters like Brothers in Arms and recent hit Borderlands. New trailers have since emerged, and the game even put in a playable appearance at last year's Penny Arcade game expo in Seattle. Existence confirmed.

The question now, however, is whether or not the title will come anywhere near living up to its unprecedented expectations. The eponymous star of the series couldn't be further from the serious, silent types featured in more recent first-person franchises like Halo and Call of Duty. Duke Nukem is an unapologetic, misogynistic meathead who chugs beers, chomps cigars and shoots aliens, a send-up of the beefy action stars of the 1980s (and who bears a striking resemblance to a certain ex-Governor). Are contemporary gamers ready for the throwback?

They better be. According to the announcement, Duke Nukem Forever will not only feature "pig cops, alien shrink rays, and enormous alien bosses," but will also let players shoot hoops, lift weights, and indulge in a variety of somewhat risque activities.

Worth waiting for? We'll have to wait a bit longer to find out.

Well i have watched the trailer and as the the blogs registered gamer I think it blows, now now I understand the role Duke plays in the evolution of first person shooters but come on this game looks weak to me kinda funny from the shit he says in the game and taking a piss in the game in a urinal is new but overall I probably wouldnt even rent the game.

Bad ass house #4

 Here we are with the next house William J. Smiddy should be looking at. This place is located in Braintree and currently listed at $209,900


Braintree: Charming Braintree Single Family! 3 Season Porch, Modern Kitchen & Bathroom, Dishwasher, Hardwood Floors. HomePath Property! Purchase this property for as little as 3% down! Qualifies for HomePath & Renovation Financing. All offers are contingent upon receipt of a fully executed & mutually acceptable purchase & sale agreement including any & all of the sellers addendums. See info pac.

30 minutes or less?

 

So this is what is happening at Dominos? Assistant managers getting fucked up and then fucking shit up?  You think with the job market the way it is he may of thought better of it but NO! For some reason I am picturing a 23 year old guy, who was hitting all the high school girls in the bathroom, getting them all their drugs and buying them all their booze. Basically this dude was the man at Dominos! Now he is just another person in the unemployment line. I hope he gets another job, I hear Mcdonalds is hiring.

Whiskey in the jar....oops can

Daily Mail - A Panama-based liquor company is producing whisky in a can. The company, Scottish Spirits, is the first to put straight whisky in a can, and it's being promoted as an option for outdoor venues, as it's light-weight and recyclable. Also because people at outdoor venues want to drink lots of whisky?
Scottish Spirits suggests splitting it between three people, because it's the size of a regular beer can. Seriously: it's twelve ounces, or eight shots worth of whisky. Which is a lot for a container that's not resealable.

Twelve ounces. Eight Shots. One can. >>>

 

Also, oddly, Scottish Spirits makes an alcohol-free whisky aimed at Muslim customers. We're not really sure why anyone would want to drink alcohol-free whisky, either.

Man oh man, I can not wait for this shit to hit the market! Not because I drink whiskey but because college kids were fucking up the Four Lokos. What the hell will the do with 8 shots in a can? This is supposed to be shared between friends? Come on no one is sharing cans. How soon after this shit is released that someone dies from funneling 2 cans at a party or tailgating? There are homeless drunks right now lining up to get this shit.

Im In

NESN - The second season of the Lingerie Football League saw expansion, a television presence on MTV2, an "All-Fantasy Game," and a number of YouTube videos of the "action."
Maligned as it may be, when you add it all up, the LFL is a minor success story -- set to reach 14 teams next season.
Now, the formula is being taken to hoops -- even if there already is a large, established women's professional league.
The establishment of the Bikini Basketball League has appeared on the Internet recently, though only a Twitter account and an under-construction website are present.
The team names such as "Indiana Milkshake" are truly pushing the envelop even beyond where the LFL has taken them, but that's no surprise considering the league's motto: "Excellence or Bust."

I am concerned there is no Boston Crack head bitches or Boston Broke Ass Ho's. I don't know why this hasnt been done before. Guys like boobies, bikinis, basketball and bitches. Seems like a match made in heaven. Chrissy would save up all his cans for a year to get season tickets and Smiddy would some how some way be part owner

Just another case of the Mondays...

That weekend was tough. The B's lost Saturday night and the Pats took a dump on all the hard work they did all season with a shit show of a game yesterday. I know some of you will just say oh well pitchers and catchers report in a month but we ain't getting down like that! The Celtics and the Bruins are first in their divisions and here is to hoping they stay that way.

Hmm Lets see what I learned this weekend:
1. Samoans are also huge Mormons.
2. When drunk friends wrestle at a bar its just AWKWARD for everyone involved.
3. You don't ever really need to the birthday boy out to celebrate his birthday, right Smiddy?
4. Like using my grandfather is sick story to get a better tip is gonna work, wait did it?
5. Jeffrey is like a young Tom Jones with his karaoke singing. This is his song...
6. Cheifdude can stop bad ass dogs that Derek should get because we just added this guy to the family, Ronin:

7. The Fox and the Hound has pretty good food.
8. Larrie Kight can mess up some chicken teriaki.
9. Tom  Brady has had 3 straight playoff losses.
10. Mini Donkeys rule:

 

11. It is always good to see Mikey Layden out and about on a Saturday night.

12. Tough weekend for Rio, or maybe we should call him Jinxy, he went to both the B's and the Pats losses - OUCH!!
13. Sometimes a good deal is not always a good deal.
14. I love how Stop and Shop will text you when your deli order is ready.
15. Riccio loves any and all things to do with drinking, boozing or getting fucked up. His favorite team is the Brewers!
16. Who can resist buckets of beers for $15??
17. Hyundai has a $60,000 vehicle - the Hyundai Equus!!

Bad Ass Dog #9 Derek should get Beauceron

The Beauceron is known in France as a guard dog, a helper around the farm (herding sheep or cattle), and/or a ring sport dog (primarily protection training). This athletic, healthy and long-lived breed has been bred to be intelligent, calm, gentle, and fearless. Adults are typically suspicious of strangers and are excellent natural guard dogs. On the other hand they typically take their cue from their handlers when it comes to greeting strangers, and are neither sharp nor shy. They do best when raised within the family but they can sleep outside, the better to act as guards (their weatherproof coats make them ideal dog kennel users even in the coldest winters). They are eager learners and can be trained to a high level. However, their physical and mental development is slow, relative to other similar breeds (e.g. German and other large shepherds): they are not mentally or physically mature until the age of about three years, so their training should not be rushed. Several five- or ten-minute play-training exercises per day in the early years can achieve better results than long or rigorous training sessions.

new zodiac sign and new dates

Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that due to changes in the Earth's alignment the dates of many zodiac signs have changed, according to NBC. In addition, there may be a 13th Zodiac sign: Ophiuchus.

Kunkle says that as the Earth and Sun slowly move the signs gradually change, as expected.

The change didn't happen over night either. The 12 signs were designated to different periods of the year almost 3,000 years ago, when astrology began, and since then the Earth's position in relation to the sun has changed.

While the sign many people were born under may now be different, it shouldn't affect horoscope readings, according to NBC.

See if your Zodiac sign has changed below.

The New Dates:

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Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

I don't really by into the whole horoscope business it kinda sucks that i have been a Gemini for 36 years and now I'm a Taurus oh well. What i really feel bad about is the people that have there signs tattooed on them selves now that would suck

Five Guys Review

i was finally able to check this place out after being open since sunday. its mostly a take out place with a few tables to sit down. the menu isnt big at all with your choice of a burger or a hotdog. they have fries as a side and they also provide free peanuts while you wait. the burger actually comes with two patties. it was a tasty burger and they have plenty of toppings to add to it. i opted for a bacon cheese burger with mayo, mustard, ketchup, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, green peppers, and jalapeno pepers. the fries are hand cut and the portions are decent which is good cuz i love fries. the wife tried the bacon cheese dog. by the time i asked her how it was, she was throwing out the wrapper so i assume it was good. the one negative i have with this place is that they only have soda or bottled water. now as you can see in the pic i enjoyed my burger with a beer. now i knew going into this place that i wasnt gonna be able to get a beer, but i did want to get a chocolate shake. no such luck! oh well, over all i will give this place a solid 7

Bad Ass House #3

We are going strong with bad ass houses for William J Smiddy.

Bad Ass House #3:
"Looking for the perfect starter home on a large corner lot with views of the marsh! Hardwood floors throughout, appliances included, full basement, walk to the bus stop! Nice 8x8 side porch. Parking for 2 cars. Ready for your updates! Easy to show. .. Motivated seller looking for offer!" 

The best part of this place is the nice side porch for drinking and late nights. The back yard seems perfect for a huge horse shoe tournament. Like the previous houses, Mr Smiddy will most likely be checking this place out this weekend.

Bad Ass House #2

Day two of our help Smiddy find a house search is on!

I realized that I should of put the price in yesterdays post because some of you are lazy and won't click on the link. So yesterdays place was $199,999 and todays place is listed at $175,000

Bad Ass House #2:
"Outstanding value for this great condo alternative. Completely rehabbed with new windows, siding, roof, deck and freshly finished walls and floors. This home offers a flexible floor plan with expansion potential as well as easy conversion to a two bedroom. This home also features a one car detached garage, nice rear yard and front porch. All the hard work has been done. Why pay rent:?" 

Now all these places that I post are not just for Smiddy. I mean he can't buy them all. So feel free to make a move if you. 

 

Now nothing screams bachelor pad like this place. You can even turn the huge master suite into 2 bedrooms when you resell this gem. 

And its a hop skip and jump from the beach:

N.J. Town To Vote On Middle School Drug Tests

BELVIDERE, N.J. (CBS 2) – A proposal to conduct random drug tests of young students in one New Jersey town is raising some eyebrows.

Students at Belvidere Elementary School could be adding drug testing to their list of lessons when they move into middle school.

The Board of Education will vote Wednesday on a plan to randomly test sixth, seventh and eighth graders to see if they are under the influence of drugs. School administrators said they were confident the proposal would pass.

Elementary School Principal Sandra Szabocsik said school officials want to use the testing “as a deterrent.”

“We’re hoping that the students if they’re at say a party or someone’s house or just hanging out somewhere, that they’ll say ‘I don’t want to get involved in drinking or using any drug because tomorrow could be a drug testing day,’” she told CBS 2′s Christine Sloan.

The program is voluntary and both parents and students must consent. School officials said it was important to note that if a student tested positive, they would not be suspended or have the results sent to the police.

Instead, those students would get counseling or even be referred to a rehab facility.

A number of parents and students in the close-knit town said they would be signing up for the testing.

“It takes the pressure off of them that they have an easy out to say ‘no. No I don’t want to do this, I’m afraid I’ll be tested,’” parent and teacher Noelle Kornegay said.

Drug testing is currently mandatory at Belvidere High School for students who park on campus, join clubs or participate in athletics.

“It’s been working well in the sense that parents and students understand the choices they make and are able to make better ones,” high school assistant principal Joe Flynn said.

“I don’t think it’s to really punish kids as much as to let them realize what they’re doing and the effects it has on their life,” sophomore Jim Debenedetto said.

The district said it wants to convey a similar message to its students — that the tests are not about punishment, but about getting help to those who may be experimenting with drugs.

OK Seriously what the fuck is up with today's kids..........6th grade drug testing I don't even know what to say to that shit in 6th grade i think i was still playing with G.I. Joe and transformers experimenting with drugs wasn't until High School in my time (yes I feel old just saying that) Today's parents better start putting the smack down on there kids my Dad would of beat my ass silly if i came home from school high in the 6th grade.

Bad Ass Dog #8 Derek should get South African Boerboel

Boerboels are an intelligent and energetic breed.[3] If not provided with adequate stimulation, they will invent or discover ways to entertain themselves - ways that are often considered destructive by their owners. They are loyal and can be extremely protective of their family and territory. Obedience training is strongly recommended as they are a powerful and headstrong breed. Owners must socialize their boerboels when they are young by exposing them to unfamiliar adults, children, and animals, and to new situations.[8][9] Prospective owners must recognise that owning a boerboel requires a significant commitment in time and energy as they must be well-trained and socialised in order to be happy members of the family.[2] Boerboels are sensitive to their environment and their owners' moods - they cry and laugh right alongside you. They are quite charming when not being lazy, and will not hesitate to defend you to the death.[3] This dog is the most protective dog breed that is not aggressive. The potential for aggression if not properly trained and socialized, combined with their intelligence, protective instincts, large size, physical strength, and sheer stubbornness, make the boerboel breed unsuitable for first-time or inexperienced dog owners. Boerboels require human companionship and structure. Owners must be able to control their dogs, through physical strength and social dominance, to prevent the breed's natural protectiveness from becoming aggression

Bad Ass House #1

Smiddy is desperately trying to move out of his grandmothers basement. So we here at Drunknothings will be doing our best to help him out.


Introducing Badass House #1 for Smiddy:
"Condo Alternative, Neat and Clean, 3BR+1.5BA, Longtime owners are moving on and this is your opportunity to add your personal touches and make this YOUR HOME. Side Street, Newer windows, Silestone Counter, Glass top stove, Fenced in Yard. Established coastal community, few blocks from Quincy Yacht Club, Perry Beach, childrens park, Health Center and Market, Bus stops at end of the street/just 12 miles to Boston. Seller’s are ready to go so take advantage of the LOW interest rates & make your MOVE"

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This place is close to Louis Crossing:

And Manet Lunch:

If Smiddy isn't ready to make his move on this place then when will he be?

Big Dreams Start Smaller

You know I am a sucker for the kids. Here is a  fund raiser to make money for the kids at St Judes hospital.
If you want to donate let please do.


http://www.stjude.org/stjude/v/index.jsp?vgnextoid=39fdbbaeb591f110VgnVCM1000001e0215acRCRD&vgnextchannel=eb1dbbaeb591f110VgnVCM1000001e0215acRCRD&emailthisarticle=ETASJ

Big Dreams Start Smaller

April 3, 2011
1 - 5 p.m.
The Florian Hall
55 Hallet Street
Dorchester, Massachussetts 02124 Please join us for the fifth annual Big Dreams Start Smaller fundraiser benefiting St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. Bring your family and friends and enjoy a fun-filled day with games, songs, food and raffle drawings.

Ticket Information

Individual tickets before March 15 ~ $20 (increases to $25 after March 15)
Purchase tickets.

Sponsorship Opportunities

Looking for a partnership opportunity? Sponsorship of the Big Dreams Start Smaller event offers the opportunity to partner with the the nation’s top children’s cancer hospital, according to the 2010-11 Best Children’s Hospitals rankings published by U.S. News & World Report.
Platinum Sponsor ~ $500 (includes 10 tickets)
Gold Sponsor ~ $400 (includes eight tickets)
Silver Sponsor ~ $250 (includes five tickets)
Bronze Sponsor ~ $100 (includes two tickets)

Become a sponsor.



For more information, please contact: Allison Kemon by e-mail or at (617) 965-5262.

January 10

We are already 10 days into the new year. That means Smiddy's birthday is Friday!!! I wonder if he will be with his lady friend or out and about on the town.

Lets see what I learned this weekend:
1. The restaurants don't seem to be all that packed on the weekends. Maybe its the after the holidays blues.
2. There aren't many local breeders for Alaskan Malamutes.
3. Installing a sump pump isn't as hard as I thought it would be.
4. I do not like messing with electrical, wiring and such.
5. Larrie Kight is just another victim of the mcdonalds 10 cheeseburger challenge!
6. Jeffrey doesn't know what to make of the heads and tails Oreo cookies.
7. People are starting to get amped up for the superbowl party, are you in? Let Welchie or me know.
8. I feel so dirty buying $1.00 squares for this past weekend wildcard games, dirty but not ashamed.
9. This years Kansas basketball team can only get better. Toughing out wins in January makes March all that much sweeter.
10. I have watched a total of maybe one half of all these damn bowl games and there is just no appeal. To say I have moved onto next season is an understatement.
11. Why is there a different Red Sox hot stove show every week? I mean honestly? The Pats are in the playoffs, the Celtics are starting to get healthy and the Bruins are in 1st place yet all I hear is Sox this and Sox that?
12. I would dominate Million Dollar Drop.
13. Mario loves his North Face Jacket.
14. Jeffrey and Sarah are looking for a friend for Franklin.
15. Mikey T is shutting down his myspace page and finally making the move to FB.
16. I know I know I missed Anthony Bourdain in Boston but you KNOW I was getting updates when he was at L street, the Quencher and Green hills!
17. They still make Fraggles for little kids.
18. Super P has started his mountain man beard, for the start of his mustache for the 4th Annual Mustache Pub Crawl, Saturday, May 14th.
19. Oh and you don't have to wait for Somoas/coconut delights any more. Keebler has coconut dreams: