Kickoff

well well well. lots of drama this week in the celebrity world. i really thought i was gonna do a spread on one of the three newly single ladies. we have jennifer carpenter from Dexter. dereks personal favorite and a blog regular, scarlett johansson. another young disney star favorite of mine vanessa hudgens. who to chose? well i received a text earlier this week- "can we get some hazel mae or some other gook for the kick off broad" now i dont drop names here at kickoff so i wont reveal the source. now i havent had any requests yet on the comments or my personal email, chrisy143@hotmail.com. so being my first i am happy to give my readers what they want. upon hearing that i got, "yes! aint had chinese on that thing yet" well doing some research, i have come up with moon bloodgood. she has been in a few movies but i dont know much about her until i saw her in maxim. hope she does it for you.

Most impressive

GLENOLDEN — A Ridley Township man allegedly had a blood alcohol content of 0.62 when he was found passed out in a car in front of a local Wawa, according to court documents.

Christian Matthew Sweeney is scheduled to appear in Glenolden District Court today for a hearing on charges filed after his latest drunken driving arrest, his third, according to court documents.

The 39-year-old Folsom man was arrested for DUI on Dec. 20, 1999, and again on March 4 of this year. Both times, Sweeney was admitted to a special probationary program, or ARD.

This time, however, he’s facing a minimum of 90 days in the county jail if found guilty.

Sweeney, who resides in the 300 block of Tasker Avenue, was found sitting in the driver’s seat of a maroon Oldsmobile at 5:48 p.m. Dec. 6 in front of the Wawa on North MacDade Boulevard, according to the affidavit of probable cause for his arrest. Police were called.

Cpl. Stephen Powers responded to the Wawa and found Sweeney, who appeared unconscious. The keys to the Oldsmobile were in the ignition, its engine was running, and the headlights were on, the affidavit states.

“I opened the unlocked driver’s side door and shook the male several times, but he did not wake up,” Powers wrote in the affidavit. “The male was breathing and I could smell the odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from his breath.”

Below the driver’s seat and on the front passenger seat were numerous cans of cold Bud Ice beer, some empty and some full, the affidavit states.

Sweeney was transported to Taylor Hospital for treatment. According to the affidavit, Sweeney’s blood alcohol level was .62 at the hospital. In Pennsylvania, as in most states, a person is considered legally drunk when their blood alcohol level is .08 or more.

A check of Sweeney’s criminal record indicates that after both of his prior DUI arrests he was approved for ARD. 

Holy shit!! POINT SIX TWO! .062! El punto seis dos! That is almost 8 times the legal limit! EIGHT TIMES! If I said it once I've said it a thousand times. DO NOT FUCK WITH THE BUD ICE!!   I know that I have drank a 12 pack of that shit and woke up the next day on the floor in a puddle of my own drool. Plus you cant have a Bud Ice without thinking of the Bud Ice Penguins - doobie doobie do. 1. I can't believe this guys not dead. 2. How does he still have a license. 3. Where can I meet him?

Dart Darts Darting

Well, since I have been back from my honeymoon, I have been waiting for Mike "Prez" Foley to do a dart update. I mean where is the run down of  last matches of the season, where the winner  moved into the playoffs and the loser went home to go sledding till next season? It is now almost 2 weeks later and still no updates...WTF MAN?

So as el capitan of this darting ship, I am going to do a review. So to answer your question, yes the guys won 8-3 while I was away and not only squeaked into the playoffs but secured the 3rd seed. Combining Tuesdays and Thursdays dart matches together here's the review. (Just a FYI dart playoffs is a race to 12. Whatever team gets there wins and moves on. It is also a home and home series).


 As you can see, some people take their darting a little more serious than others.

Tuesday we started off with a surprise guest appearance from Crazy Bob Valente, CBV as he is known in darting circles(I guess CBV has been busy doing security/body guard duty and can't make it to darts, where are your priorities man?). The matches were fast moving and we were having trouble getting IN and OUT of the 601 matches; quickly we were down 0-2. We tried to rally and get claw back into the match during the cricket matches but we lost 2 of the next 3. So before we start any of the 301 matches we are down 4-1. Not an ideal way to start but we are not a team to get down on ourselves. After some jokes at Cliff Huxtables oops Jeb's sweaters expense we righted our ship and got back on track winning the first 3 matches and tieing things up at 4-4. I lost the 4th match but that didn't dampen our spirits, as we have plenty of fight and lots of booze to battle on. Now down 5-4 and Mike Foley stepping to the board, the laughs are rolling - maybe due to the numb nuts himself putting his METAL darts into a gas heater and him not thinking they would instantaneously heat up but hey who knows, the kid pulls through. All tied up, one match to go and their best player stepping to the line. We don't care. They could of sent Phil the Power Taylor up there. No one was beating Jeb! The kid was straight gasoline -game, match, set, wham, bam, thank  you ma'am. We are heading to their bar in Everett up 6-5.

Thursday finds us all meeting at Peggys before the match so that we can eat and car pool. There was a real loosey goosey feeling among the guys. I think I saw Shawn Larrie Bobby Kevin  cock grabbing, not too sure. Heading to the lions den/Everett and CBV is of course not showing. No worries, we got this, right?!? Not only is this the second half of a dart playoff match but also their bars Christmas party. Like this is a distraction to us? Free food, more people to watch the show and their other team also in the playoffs playing as well. BRING IT.

We lose the first 601, tied up again 6-6. Then we start rolling taking 3 of the next 4 matches, we are up 9-7. Only 6 matches left and the race is on, we need 3 they need 5 to move on. They front stack their team this night, placing their ace first. I believe this may of offended Jeffrey as he played lights out, up 10-7. Welchie, up next, fights for every point but his opponent squeaks by, up 10-8. Brighty's turn and as he has for most of the season, the kid bring homes a huge win, 11-8. We have 3 matches left and we need only 1 win. Surely Supah P, Jeb or Foley can bang out a quick win. I got up to get a round of beers, come back and Supah has already lost, 11-9. Can Tuesday nights hero, Jeb, keep it going and take us to the next round? The match went back and forth but in the end Jeb lost, 11-10.

Do we panic? Do we start to feel deflated? Not in the least bit. I do what any good captain would do. I buy a round, hand Foley his beer and tell him that this is the reason I filled out the roster the way I did. Now if Foley loses and they tie it up at 11-11 we go to a 3 game sudden death match - 1 game of 601, 1 game of cricket and 1 game of 301. So what does Foley do? He loses the 1st match but as we all know you need to win 2 in 301. This seems to fire up Foley, next thing I know he ties his match up at 1-1 and the last match is for all the marbles. They win, sudden death playoff, he wins we move onto round 2.
The 3rd match starts hot and fast, Foley gets right in and bangs down his number. He gets to an out number but starts to chase it till he gets to double 1. Needless to say I bet Foley is still on cloud 9 with a shit eating grin today because he banged that double 1 like a nymphomaniac after a sexaholics anonymous meeting, win 12-10.

On a side note - after I played our teams theme song - MY DICK by Mickey Avalon



The bar patrons skipped all my next songs...HAAAAAAAAA take a joke Everett.

See you guys next week for round 2 of the playoffs!

Bad Ass Dog #4 Derek should get Caucasian Shepherd Dog

Caucasian Shepherd Dogs are strongly-boned, muscular and even-tempered Molossers. The breed has two types: mountain and plain. Plain dogs have a shorter coat and appear taller as they are more lightly built. Mountain dog types have a heavier coat and are more muscularly built. The breed's weight range is 46–82 kg (102–180 pounds), although individuals over 100 kg (220 pounds) are not uncommon, and the height range is 74–88 cm (28-35 inches)

Softness and vicious temperaments are considered serious faults for the breed. Generally healthy and long lived, hip dysplasia, obesity and occasional heart problems are known to occur. The ears of the Caucasian Shepherd are traditionally cropped, although some modern dogs are unaltered. The preferred show-types are the long-coated grey dogs with some white markings. Black or black-and-tan dogs are often not acceptable in the show ring. The minimum height is 24.5 inches with no upper limit.

[edit] Temperament
Caucasian Shepherds are typically assertive, brave, alert, strong, hardy and courageous to a fault. They are probably the most aggressive natural guard dog bred in domesticity and truly second to none in bellicosity towards strangers. Unless properly socialised, they may exhibit ferocious and unmanageable tendencies. They seldom have time for strangers (but will greet family friends warmly) and have powerful guarding instincts. Everything and everyone who belongs to the family, including children, cats, other dogs, etc. will be regarded by this dog as part of its family and as such will fall under its guardianship. Owing to their size and nature these dogs should not be left alone with children. Aggression and dominance toward unknown dogs should be expected unless the animal has been extensively socialised at a young age and even then some unwanted behaviours may occur. This dog breed requires an owner who knows how to display strong, calm and balanced leadership and one who is willing to spend a lot of time ensuring the development of a well-balanced animal.

Party - Super Bowl Party

Just a quick reminder with the NFL season slowly coming to an end about the 2nd annual Superbowl party at the View Restaurant.

http://theviewrestaurantandtavern.com/


From all of us at The View Restaurant and Tavern to all of you who attended last years Super Bowl Party at The View we thank you and look forward to seeing you again this year!

Please join us for:
The View Super Bowl Party
On February 6th, 2011

Festivities will begin at noon until the end of the game
With all you can eat starting at 1pm
Cost is $20 per person which includes food and 1 square
Please reserve your spot by calling 617-770-2500

Room is also available for Holiday Parties and/or New Year’s Eve Parties!

Thanks,

The View Management 

If you don't plan on making it and are heading to Dallas get your tickets here:

http://www.ticketexchangebyticketmaster.com/NFL/InventoryBrowse/Super-Bowl-XLV-Tickets-at-Cowboys-Stadium-in-Arlington?PID=952007&intcmp=tm104787&wt.mc_id=NFL_LEAGUE_SB_PAGE_SB_LINK&exctcmp=NFL_Superbowl_tickets_SBLV

Week 14

Well week 14 is in the books!! Its heating up on both ends!! 

 

This weeks winner was THE REAL STEVE SMITHS! His second straight week with monday night action!! TMX is fond of former nfl announcer John Madden and his quote describing Vincent "Bo" Jackson " he is so fast he doesnt look back, no reason to look back when you're that fast cuz nobody's catching you". Pretty sure team Asparagus hasnt looked back but a few other guys may wanna think about it because teams are closing in on the leaders as well as people in the basement closing in on the dress watch! 

 

Now on to our last place finisher BBrowns Other kid who finished with 77 points this week the totals are as follows-  Orton MINUS 1; Fred Jackson 11.5; Shady Mccoy 20.5; Austin 5; Wayne 17; Cooley 3; Brown 7; Vikings D 9. 

 

Miles Austin was the first player TMX called to straighten this situation out. Hey Miles its your friends at TMX and no we arent calling about Kim K its about football "Hey TMX how are you guys whats good?" Nothing just wondering why you are trying to kill BBrowns team, you realize he traded Drew Brees for you right? "hahaha he did what? you're joking? man good one! anyway, how can you expect me to put up numbers when that old goat Kitna cant throw over 10yds?" Thats true but the kid is relying on you to produce how about breaking one on with an end around or something? " Nah dog aint gonna happen, who else did he get for Brees? start him! I gotta go" Eeek well TMX made another call for BBrown to Mr. Drew Brees. 

 

Hey Drew its TMX whats going on? "nothing just slinging tds to every open reciever I see" Hmmm is there any chance you can throw a couple to Miles Austin? " you got it TMX what numbers he wearing? I make people stars! tell him to get open and whammo td city, I gotta run and throw more tds" Well, I'm not sure if Brees can do it but I'm certainly not counting him out!! There are 3 weeks left plenty of time for movement to the top and to the bottom check the matchups and make sure to get your lineups in and dont get welkered like they wizards did this week!  

 

Folan.com for everything as always the folan.com Christmas booze drive is going on. Bring booze to folan.com headquarters and we will distribute it to needy parties! Last thing anyone wants this time of year is to run out of booze, help one another in this holiday season, folan.com does!

Im back

You would think that after 2 weeks off, I would be looking to write up a storm. The things I've learned, texts of the week, pics of the island(battery is dead) and things I've done. Well I am not. I am just looking to ease back into the swing of things.

Things I've learned over the past 2 weeks(in no real order):
1.  Larrie Kyght lives:

2. The Annual hockey game was another success, even though everyone is limping around.
3. The blog comes to a slow crawl when I am not around.
4. "Who Freeman?" Yeah I fucked her - Larrie Kyght.
5.  Finding out your roof leaks at 11:00 at night in a driving rain storm sucks.
6. Me and rum are really good friends. Derek meet rum, rum meet Derek - Derek meet blackouts!
7. I am still on island time. No Problems No Pressure:

8. While I was away the dart team took care of business and we are the 3rd seed headed into the playoffs.
9. I don't think I am liking the Droid X all that much.
10. Drinking the wedding facility out of beers and almost all of their booze on an open bar make me smile everytime I think of it.
11. Stripper drama in the backroom that has an effect on the stage and the clients is always welcomed in my world.
12. Christmas tree shopping is a little more involved than I realized.
13. I missed Dunkin Donuts more than I would of imagined.
14. Welchie can jump pretty damn high, I wonder how his foot is.
15. Jeffrey is not a fan of Tiger Balm.
16. Goose Eggs has a whole new meaning.
17. The Texas Saloon seems to be attracting a whole bunch of Cougars.
18. Just because you get married doesn't mean you are dead. Jeeze Louize - I still get my drank on people.
19. I guess the July 4th party is slated for our house and rumor has it there is a mechanical bull involved.
20. The 4th Annual Mustache Pub Crawl is only 5 months away. If you haven't started this years version you may want to get on that.
21. People want to know where the dart review and Smiddy date reviews are? I think they may have abandoned us all.
22. A good knive set is a must have in any kitchen.

23. Style Gal is officially off the market and engaged. CONGRATS!
24. The English and Canadians like to Holiday much more than anyone from the states.
25. Tuna Carpacchio is damn effing good.

I mean I could probably go on all day with things I have learned over the past 2 weeks but I think 25 is a good round number.

If anyone wants to drunk or hang out Tuesday, we will be at Peggys for dart playoffs and then Thursday at Champions in Everett for the second half of the playoffs.

A Week late

My fault for posting this so late. I was still in vacation mode.



Week 13 is in the books and TMX is back to posting!!
Sorry for the layoff but sometimes less is more and no team smelch this isnt a sneaky shot at the size of the owner of team smelch's chin its just a simply a saying quit being so defensive! The races are heating up for the top spots as well as for the last place spots. Now is the time to make sure you do your homework, hit the wire and play the right plays. The trade deadline came to an end with a whimper. There were deals out there but no takers.
The slippery wizards offered up PATRIOT tight end Aaron Hernandez for Cassell but The Villenz had big plans to make double points with Bowe and Cassel so they nixed the deal. This goes back to the original point of doing your homework- Dillonz Villenz is our last place finisher this week! The totals are as follows: Cassel 13; Bradshaw 21.5; S.Jackson 22.5; D.Bowe 0; B Lloyd 4; T.Heap 0; Janakowski 4; Chargers D 5 for a total of 70. Villenz went into the week down 32 for the money and came out of the week down 89.
Making that trade would have forced him to use Peyton Manning who he benched and started Hernandez who scored a td while Heap was hurt on the first play. Tmx isnt a strong believer in karma but here at Tmx we know stupid when we see it but we are just here to help! Peyton Manning even having his worst day is always a must start you cant overthink and sit your studs unless they are injured or not playing due to resting for the playoffs.

Its money time and you have to play your money players. Big decision up for week 14 hope your not feeling the heat at the top Villenz, you're playing for 2 as Iggles has a stake in this deal!! Tmx does have contact and made the phone call for you: Hey Iggles its Tmx hows it going? " everything is just great rocky is in the boxing hall of fame the iggles are flying high why whats up". Well Tmx wanted to know if you had any advice for your old team's manager " CLICK" Hey iggles its Tmx we must've gotten disconnected "CLICK" We made a few more attempts and same result.
I guess you are on your own Villenz dont lose your grip on the money!! Good luck in week 14! As always folan.com for everything

Weekend Kickoff

BRETT FAVRE GETS SUSPENDED! well thats what jenn sterger wants to hear from nfl commisioner roger goodell. she has finally come foward with her evidence of all the sext pics brett sent to her a couple years ago while they both were working for the jets. she is demanding swift action or she will sue. all i got to say is who could blame brett?? i mean what guy that is lucky enough to have her cell number WOULDNT send her pics of their dicks? and as we already know, being married isnt gonna stop anyone. i know i got a few pics ready to send if i ever get her number...

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3rd Bad Ass Dog Derek should buy Perro de Presa Canario

First introduced to the world outside of Spain's Canary Islands by the American Anthropologist Dr. Carl Semencic in an article for Dogworld Magazine and in his books on the subject of rare breeds of dogs, the Presa Canario or "Canary Dog" is a large sized dog with a thick and muscular body.[1] The head is broad, massive, square, and powerful. Proper head and good expression are part of the breed standard, and are manifest in the best breed specimens. The ears are normally cropped, both to create a more formidable expression and to prevent damage while working with cattle. If cropped the ears stand erect. In countries where ear cropping is banned the ears are close fitting to the head, they hang down and should be pendant or "rose" shaped. The lips are thick and hang in an inverted V where they join; the flews may be slightly loose. The interior lips are dark.[2]

Males average between 23 to 26 inches (58 to 66 cm) at the withers with a minimum weight of 100 pounds (45 kg). Females average between 22 to 25 inches (56 to 63 cm) at the withers with a minimum weight of 85 pounds (39 kg).[3] Very high weights could lead to a number of health problems. Too much weight is also known to compromise the dog's athleticism and working ability.[citation needed]

The breed is also characterized by a sloping topline (with the rear being slightly higher than the shoulders). Another characteristic of the breed is the shape of the paws (cat foot) and the catlike movement of the animal. The body is mesomorphic, that is, slightly longer than the dog is tall, contributing to the feline movement. The Presa should be powerful, balanced, and imposing in appearance. It is heavily built, but able to move with great athleticism.Presas are of strong character and are dominant animals requiring early socialization and obedience training.[5][6] In some situations, the Presa can be aggressive toward other dogs and suspicious of strangers.[7] Once the dog has been properly socialized and trained this becomes the exception rather than the rule. Many Presas share their homes with children, other dogs, cats, horses and other farm animals.

Weekend Kickoff

first just let me appologize for missing last weeks kickoff. i didnt want to take away from the wedding with a bunch of dirty girls. i took on this job and i might not last but i wont quit after one week. the only guy i know that quit the blog is deegan. derek called me out for missing my review, but why didnt he call out smiddys restaurant review?? was it that bad that he was fired before a second review? or is the smiduation on a cold streak on the dating front? he cant be doing that bad if he had a girl drive all the way down to foxwoods after a wedding to see him. why didnt he write about that date?

one thing you will learn about me is i LOVE gossip. along with the pictures i provide there will be a story that goes along with it. now i almost did a spread on britney spears. dirty voice mails, a huge come back, an album next year and a personal favorite of mine. but then i saw the hoff has a new show with his two daughters. young and hott giving their father dating advice. they admit girls under 25 still go after him. well hey what about the older guys like me trying to bang his two daughters, that would be a hell of a three some! how ever, i decided to go with another girl. this girls parents are going through a divorce cuz her mom has been banging brett michaels even though she has the achy breaky heart at home. happy birthday miley, its been three years in the waiting since i could post these pics!!