Monday, July 22, 2019

Denial

It is a thing!
Wether you are in denial about the serial killer loose in Boston dumping bodies in the river or that your soon to be ex-wife is really a raging cunt.
Same but different.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. 99 degrees at the beach without any wind is hot.
2. Who the fuck drinks Red Stripe.
3. Rio has only 3 weeks left at the academy.
4. Football is back today!
5. Happy birthday Karen Manning!
6. Has anyone seen Chrissy Macphail? Didn't think so. All his snaps and never once is he in them. Probably chained up and some dudes basement. Oh hey guy who has Chrissys phone. I would be terrible to munch on.
7. Leadens on vacation - did you get a call to hang out?
8. I don't really remember my parents putting all this crazy sunblock on us when we were younger.
9. Nothing feels better than waking up refreshed from a nap.
10. It is official Imperial Terrace is closed.
11. Rumor has it Tom Kelly rented a house in Harwich for a week. Gonna be a week long bash - bring hookers and coke.
12. Remember when there was rumors that Tooma was gonna come back to Mass? That dude's more off the radar than ever before.
13. Im back on the coffee. I missed ya!
14. Got a 4 pack of Heady Topper delivered to me...booyah.

Be careful out there drunk night swimming, I guess.

2 comments:

The guy that Newton cost his BUMC dream job of replacing Don Moony/Moody as grounds keeper. said...

Arabic words about boozing are funny.

Stephen Greaves said...

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