Monday, February 23, 2015

I need a vacation

I need a nice warm place that serves me mixed drinks by a pool. Who is coming with me??

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy is not making it to the Wrestlemania party. He has his fantasy baseball draft.
2. Jeffrey will not be able to make it to the 1st Annual Tofuri St. Pattys day party. He has a 2 year old birthday party.
3. Welchie has moved his house search further down the South shore and is looking in Braintree.
4. The bar at the Elks is way cleaner than the one at the Eagles. I mean like night and day.
5. That Bruno Mars song Uptown Funk is this years Happy. I just want to shoot myself everytime it is on.
6. Chinese food buffets are where it is at.
7. Mario has a frozen line in his house. He is gonna need a plumber.
8. I gave up beef for Lent. Wish me luck.
9. How are your roofs holding up? Ice damn city.
10. Has anyone kidnapped Punxatwny Phil yet? I can not deal with 6 more weeks of this.
11. That poker game that the lottery has is lame.
12. Whats up with this new Dr Suess book? How do you just stumble upon a new manuscript?

Pray for my sanity with all this fucking snow.

Sorry its only a quick 12 pack but works fucking busy as fuck!!