Its a whole 17 degrees out today which feels like a god damn heat wave.
Love to start the day with a WOOT off, they always makes me smile. Basically a woot off is great deals all day. Once the item sells out they move on to the next item.
This is what I learned this past weekend:
1. Fuck Global warming!
2. I can't believe I have yet to go to a meat raffle.
3. Smiddy loves the Guitar Hero microphone, it is his own personal karaoke.
4. It gets even colder up at the Sunapee region of NH. I couldn't live way up there.
5. I love how we get 3 extreme cold days in a row and all of a sudden everyone wants to move to Florida! Get over yourselves.
6. I miss the dog track.
7. You can not have spicy pulled pork sandwiches without baked beans. You just can't.
8. Hot chocolate should never be made with water, only warmed milk.
9. There should be more social events that make you start boozing at noon.
10. Waking up at 3 am because your furnace has tripped out is not fun, that's twice in 2 weeks.
11. Lots of people bitching about Chrissy being slow with his kick off the week girl and Smiddy not doing any more food reviews, yet no one is stepping up. Ill add anyone to be a blog contributor.
12. Puppy teeth are like razor needles.
13. Everyone is ball sucking the Green bay Packers, I hope they get blown out.
14. Where are all the Super bowl squares?
Sorry I am posting this a day late but yesterday was crazy hectic.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Halle Berry
im sorry. i know i missed a kickoff girl last week but i was pissed off. the patriots sucked the big donkey dick. belicheat didnt have the team prepared and when he was down, he didnt come up with a half time game plan to come back. well a lot of beers and some time later i am over it. but i have text smiddy and still havent heard from him. i am nervous he jumped off the tobin bridge. no date reviews and no restaurant reviews, he could be dead! i also wanted to let every one know that i started my mustache for the third anual pub crawl. i was going to include a picture but it seems supah p stole my thunder. i am impressed by what he brings to the table each year but i just have to wonder if mr booze is going to start testing for performance enhancers. if barry bonds is unfairly questioned about creams, then what the hell is supah using???
well on to the kick off girl. i have been having a few girls on que lately ready to bring out but swordfish has been airing all week and i just had to jump halle above the rest. she has a smoking hott body and a great set of tits. i hope you enjoy this as much as i did researching it.
well on to the kick off girl. i have been having a few girls on que lately ready to bring out but swordfish has been airing all week and i just had to jump halle above the rest. she has a smoking hott body and a great set of tits. i hope you enjoy this as much as i did researching it.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Duke Nukem Forever is coming in May
Warm up your trigger finger and load up on bubble gum -- Duke Nukem Forever, the definitive vaporware video game, is headed back to your living room in a few short months.
Really.
2K Games and developer Gearbox announced Friday that the legendary first-person shooter will be released for the PC, Xbox 360 and PS3 in North America on May 3rd and internationally on May 6th -- a mere 14 years and one month after being announced.
"The moment fans all over the world have been waiting for is almost here," 2K prez Christoph Hartmann proudly proclaimed in a statement. "May 3, 2011 marks Duke's return as he unleashes his brash and brutally honest wit on the world. His return is going to be epic and one that will make video gaming history!"
History is exactly where many believed this game would stay.
First revealed by original Duke Nukem developer 3D Realms in April of 1997, the game spent a full decade in what industry types refer to as "development hell," suffering countless delays due to innumerable changes to the game's engine, design and direction. Other than the occasional enigmatic screenshot or unfounded rumor, very little was released indicating that the title was actually a real project, earning it numerous "Vaporware of the Year" awards over the years. It quickly became gaming's Loch Ness Monster, a digital Sasquatch that was periodically sighted but largely believed to be a load of rubbish. Finally, in 2009, 3D Realms was shuttered, seemingly ending the greatest charade in video games.
But like its testosterone-fueled hero, to Duke Nukem Forever, death is just a pitstop.
Never one to shy from controversy, Grand Theft Auto publisher Take 2 Interactive picked up the rights and passed development duties to Gearbox Software, best known as the creators of respected shooters like Brothers in Arms and recent hit Borderlands. New trailers have since emerged, and the game even put in a playable appearance at last year's Penny Arcade game expo in Seattle. Existence confirmed.
The question now, however, is whether or not the title will come anywhere near living up to its unprecedented expectations. The eponymous star of the series couldn't be further from the serious, silent types featured in more recent first-person franchises like Halo and Call of Duty. Duke Nukem is an unapologetic, misogynistic meathead who chugs beers, chomps cigars and shoots aliens, a send-up of the beefy action stars of the 1980s (and who bears a striking resemblance to a certain ex-Governor). Are contemporary gamers ready for the throwback?
They better be. According to the announcement, Duke Nukem Forever will not only feature "pig cops, alien shrink rays, and enormous alien bosses," but will also let players shoot hoops, lift weights, and indulge in a variety of somewhat risque activities.
Worth waiting for? We'll have to wait a bit longer to find out.
Well i have watched the trailer and as the the blogs registered gamer I think it blows, now now I understand the role Duke plays in the evolution of first person shooters but come on this game looks weak to me kinda funny from the shit he says in the game and taking a piss in the game in a urinal is new but overall I probably wouldnt even rent the game.
Really.
2K Games and developer Gearbox announced Friday that the legendary first-person shooter will be released for the PC, Xbox 360 and PS3 in North America on May 3rd and internationally on May 6th -- a mere 14 years and one month after being announced.
"The moment fans all over the world have been waiting for is almost here," 2K prez Christoph Hartmann proudly proclaimed in a statement. "May 3, 2011 marks Duke's return as he unleashes his brash and brutally honest wit on the world. His return is going to be epic and one that will make video gaming history!"
History is exactly where many believed this game would stay.
First revealed by original Duke Nukem developer 3D Realms in April of 1997, the game spent a full decade in what industry types refer to as "development hell," suffering countless delays due to innumerable changes to the game's engine, design and direction. Other than the occasional enigmatic screenshot or unfounded rumor, very little was released indicating that the title was actually a real project, earning it numerous "Vaporware of the Year" awards over the years. It quickly became gaming's Loch Ness Monster, a digital Sasquatch that was periodically sighted but largely believed to be a load of rubbish. Finally, in 2009, 3D Realms was shuttered, seemingly ending the greatest charade in video games.
But like its testosterone-fueled hero, to Duke Nukem Forever, death is just a pitstop.
Never one to shy from controversy, Grand Theft Auto publisher Take 2 Interactive picked up the rights and passed development duties to Gearbox Software, best known as the creators of respected shooters like Brothers in Arms and recent hit Borderlands. New trailers have since emerged, and the game even put in a playable appearance at last year's Penny Arcade game expo in Seattle. Existence confirmed.
The question now, however, is whether or not the title will come anywhere near living up to its unprecedented expectations. The eponymous star of the series couldn't be further from the serious, silent types featured in more recent first-person franchises like Halo and Call of Duty. Duke Nukem is an unapologetic, misogynistic meathead who chugs beers, chomps cigars and shoots aliens, a send-up of the beefy action stars of the 1980s (and who bears a striking resemblance to a certain ex-Governor). Are contemporary gamers ready for the throwback?
They better be. According to the announcement, Duke Nukem Forever will not only feature "pig cops, alien shrink rays, and enormous alien bosses," but will also let players shoot hoops, lift weights, and indulge in a variety of somewhat risque activities.
Worth waiting for? We'll have to wait a bit longer to find out.
Well i have watched the trailer and as the the blogs registered gamer I think it blows, now now I understand the role Duke plays in the evolution of first person shooters but come on this game looks weak to me kinda funny from the shit he says in the game and taking a piss in the game in a urinal is new but overall I probably wouldnt even rent the game.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Bad ass house #4
Here we are with the next house William J. Smiddy should be looking at. This place is located in Braintree and currently listed at $209,900
Braintree: Charming Braintree Single Family! 3 Season Porch, Modern Kitchen & Bathroom, Dishwasher, Hardwood Floors. HomePath Property! Purchase this property for as little as 3% down! Qualifies for HomePath & Renovation Financing. All offers are contingent upon receipt of a fully executed & mutually acceptable purchase & sale agreement including any & all of the sellers addendums. See info pac.
Braintree: Charming Braintree Single Family! 3 Season Porch, Modern Kitchen & Bathroom, Dishwasher, Hardwood Floors. HomePath Property! Purchase this property for as little as 3% down! Qualifies for HomePath & Renovation Financing. All offers are contingent upon receipt of a fully executed & mutually acceptable purchase & sale agreement including any & all of the sellers addendums. See info pac.
30 minutes or less?
So this is what is happening at Dominos? Assistant managers getting fucked up and then fucking shit up? You think with the job market the way it is he may of thought better of it but NO! For some reason I am picturing a 23 year old guy, who was hitting all the high school girls in the bathroom, getting them all their drugs and buying them all their booze. Basically this dude was the man at Dominos! Now he is just another person in the unemployment line. I hope he gets another job, I hear Mcdonalds is hiring.
Whiskey in the jar....oops can
Daily Mail - A Panama-based liquor company is producing whisky in a can. The company, Scottish Spirits, is the first to put straight whisky in a can, and it's being promoted as an option for outdoor venues, as it's light-weight and recyclable. Also because people at outdoor venues want to drink lots of whisky?Scottish Spirits suggests splitting it between three people, because it's the size of a regular beer can. Seriously: it's twelve ounces, or eight shots worth of whisky. Which is a lot for a container that's not resealable.
Man oh man, I can not wait for this shit to hit the market! Not because I drink whiskey but because college kids were fucking up the Four Lokos. What the hell will the do with 8 shots in a can? This is supposed to be shared between friends? Come on no one is sharing cans. How soon after this shit is released that someone dies from funneling 2 cans at a party or tailgating? There are homeless drunks right now lining up to get this shit.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Im In
NESN - The second season of the Lingerie Football League saw expansion, a television presence on MTV2, an "All-Fantasy Game," and a number of YouTube videos of the "action."
Maligned as it may be, when you add it all up, the LFL is a minor success story -- set to reach 14 teams next season.
Now, the formula is being taken to hoops -- even if there already is a large, established women's professional league.
The establishment of the Bikini Basketball League has appeared on the Internet recently, though only a Twitter account and an under-construction website are present.
The team names such as "Indiana Milkshake" are truly pushing the envelop even beyond where the LFL has taken them, but that's no surprise considering the league's motto: "Excellence or Bust."
I am concerned there is no Boston Crack head bitches or Boston Broke Ass Ho's. I don't know why this hasnt been done before. Guys like boobies, bikinis, basketball and bitches. Seems like a match made in heaven. Chrissy would save up all his cans for a year to get season tickets and Smiddy would some how some way be part owner
Monday, January 17, 2011
Just another case of the Mondays...
That weekend was tough. The B's lost Saturday night and the Pats took a dump on all the hard work they did all season with a shit show of a game yesterday. I know some of you will just say oh well pitchers and catchers report in a month but we ain't getting down like that! The Celtics and the Bruins are first in their divisions and here is to hoping they stay that way.
Hmm Lets see what I learned this weekend:
1. Samoans are also huge Mormons.
2. When drunk friends wrestle at a bar its just AWKWARD for everyone involved.
3. You don't ever really need to the birthday boy out to celebrate his birthday, right Smiddy?
4. Like using my grandfather is sick story to get a better tip is gonna work, wait did it?
5. Jeffrey is like a young Tom Jones with his karaoke singing. This is his song...
6. Cheifdude can stop bad ass dogs that Derek should get because we just added this guy to the family, Ronin:
7. The Fox and the Hound has pretty good food.
8. Larrie Kight can mess up some chicken teriaki.
9. Tom Brady has had 3 straight playoff losses.
10. Mini Donkeys rule:
13. Sometimes a good deal is not always a good deal.
14. I love how Stop and Shop will text you when your deli order is ready.
15. Riccio loves any and all things to do with drinking, boozing or getting fucked up. His favorite team is the Brewers!
16. Who can resist buckets of beers for $15??
17. Hyundai has a $60,000 vehicle - the Hyundai Equus!!
Hmm Lets see what I learned this weekend:
1. Samoans are also huge Mormons.
2. When drunk friends wrestle at a bar its just AWKWARD for everyone involved.
3. You don't ever really need to the birthday boy out to celebrate his birthday, right Smiddy?
4. Like using my grandfather is sick story to get a better tip is gonna work, wait did it?
5. Jeffrey is like a young Tom Jones with his karaoke singing. This is his song...
6. Cheifdude can stop bad ass dogs that Derek should get because we just added this guy to the family, Ronin:
7. The Fox and the Hound has pretty good food.
8. Larrie Kight can mess up some chicken teriaki.
9. Tom Brady has had 3 straight playoff losses.
10. Mini Donkeys rule:
11. It is always good to see Mikey Layden out and about on a Saturday night.
12. Tough weekend for Rio, or maybe we should call him Jinxy, he went to both the B's and the Pats losses - OUCH!!13. Sometimes a good deal is not always a good deal.
14. I love how Stop and Shop will text you when your deli order is ready.
15. Riccio loves any and all things to do with drinking, boozing or getting fucked up. His favorite team is the Brewers!
16. Who can resist buckets of beers for $15??
17. Hyundai has a $60,000 vehicle - the Hyundai Equus!!
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Bad Ass Dog #9 Derek should get Beauceron
The Beauceron is known in France as a guard dog, a helper around the farm (herding sheep or cattle), and/or a ring sport dog (primarily protection training). This athletic, healthy and long-lived breed has been bred to be intelligent, calm, gentle, and fearless. Adults are typically suspicious of strangers and are excellent natural guard dogs. On the other hand they typically take their cue from their handlers when it comes to greeting strangers, and are neither sharp nor shy. They do best when raised within the family but they can sleep outside, the better to act as guards (their weatherproof coats make them ideal dog kennel users even in the coldest winters). They are eager learners and can be trained to a high level. However, their physical and mental development is slow, relative to other similar breeds (e.g. German and other large shepherds): they are not mentally or physically mature until the age of about three years, so their training should not be rushed. Several five- or ten-minute play-training exercises per day in the early years can achieve better results than long or rigorous training sessions.
Friday, January 14, 2011
new zodiac sign and new dates
Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that due to changes in the Earth's alignment the dates of many zodiac signs have changed, according to NBC. In addition, there may be a 13th Zodiac sign: Ophiuchus.
Kunkle says that as the Earth and Sun slowly move the signs gradually change, as expected.
The change didn't happen over night either. The 12 signs were designated to different periods of the year almost 3,000 years ago, when astrology began, and since then the Earth's position in relation to the sun has changed.
While the sign many people were born under may now be different, it shouldn't affect horoscope readings, according to NBC.
See if your Zodiac sign has changed below.
The New Dates:
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Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20
I don't really by into the whole horoscope business it kinda sucks that i have been a Gemini for 36 years and now I'm a Taurus oh well. What i really feel bad about is the people that have there signs tattooed on them selves now that would suck
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Five Guys Review
i was finally able to check this place out after being open since sunday. its mostly a take out place with a few tables to sit down. the menu isnt big at all with your choice of a burger or a hotdog. they have fries as a side and they also provide free peanuts while you wait. the burger actually comes with two patties. it was a tasty burger and they have plenty of toppings to add to it. i opted for a bacon cheese burger with mayo, mustard, ketchup, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, green peppers, and jalapeno pepers. the fries are hand cut and the portions are decent which is good cuz i love fries. the wife tried the bacon cheese dog. by the time i asked her how it was, she was throwing out the wrapper so i assume it was good. the one negative i have with this place is that they only have soda or bottled water. now as you can see in the pic i enjoyed my burger with a beer. now i knew going into this place that i wasnt gonna be able to get a beer, but i did want to get a chocolate shake. no such luck! oh well, over all i will give this place a solid 7
Bad Ass House #3
We are going strong with bad ass houses for William J Smiddy.
Bad Ass House #3:
"Looking for the perfect starter home on a large corner lot with views of the marsh! Hardwood floors throughout, appliances included, full basement, walk to the bus stop! Nice 8x8 side porch. Parking for 2 cars. Ready for your updates! Easy to show. .. Motivated seller looking for offer!"
The best part of this place is the nice side porch for drinking and late nights. The back yard seems perfect for a huge horse shoe tournament. Like the previous houses, Mr Smiddy will most likely be checking this place out this weekend.
Bad Ass House #3:
"Looking for the perfect starter home on a large corner lot with views of the marsh! Hardwood floors throughout, appliances included, full basement, walk to the bus stop! Nice 8x8 side porch. Parking for 2 cars. Ready for your updates! Easy to show. .. Motivated seller looking for offer!"
The best part of this place is the nice side porch for drinking and late nights. The back yard seems perfect for a huge horse shoe tournament. Like the previous houses, Mr Smiddy will most likely be checking this place out this weekend.
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