Whoa

I mean honestly can this year be flying by any faster? It is more than half over, the summer is slowly starting to wrap up and it seems like the summer traffic is dieing off.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Atlantic City is dirty and I think that is a good thing.
2. Southwest Connecticut has the highest incestual rape rate or something along those lines.
3. Buddakan is fucking legit.
4. As far as drinking, you can pretty much drink your face off and pass out at the bars and they won't bother you.
5. Some people hate Snap Chat others not so much.
6. Is Nickerson back in Hull yet?
7. Man Chrissy was off grid yesterday, pretty sure many people thought he was dead - no creep shots, no snap chats and no texts.
8. Timmy Barrett is headed to the Mets game on August 30th if anyone is interested.
9. Jason Foley killing it in the plumbing game.
10. Every once in a while you stumble upon someone who makes you feel like maybe things in your own life aren't that bad.
11. Part of my plan to revitalize AC:
                                 A. Sports book 
                                 B. Open container law on the board walk
                                 C. Dress codes at outdoor bars after 9:00 pm
                                 D. More police presence in and around the boardwalk area.
                                 E. Beach Chair rentals.
                                 F. Open container law so obviously beer stands along the board walk.
                                G.  More non casino bars.
                                 H. Few more out door bars.

12. Car rides on long road trips can make or break the whole thing. Thank god I had a good one.
13. Adderall is a thing, mofos popping them like Pez.
14. Being nice and friendly doesn't cost a thing.
15. I haven't heard from Bill Smiddy since his big break up, I hope he is doing ok.
16. Sometimes you just need a bro's weekend - full of laughing, drinking, ball busting, relaxing and occasionally blacking out.

I am sure there is a bunch of shit I forgot because I legit lost about 6 hours of time on Saturday night.

Lets get this shit done

Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
You're cool
Fuck you!

Now that we have gotten that out of the way ( I know at least one of you read that and was like I am the cool one I know it).

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Gunnah just killing the fishing game right now:

2. Who knew Eric "Chief Dude" Kjersgard was a huge Ed Head, you know Ed Sheeran fan.
3. CVG loves and lives for Jeffreys Snap chats.
4. Chrissy still killing the Uber game. Kids back in the saddle.
5. Mario is on fire with his scratch ticket game - $600!
6. Guys, if you see Smiddy buy him a beer. The kid is going through a break up. He may be moving out to San Diego.
7. Who is in charge of planning Nickersons coming home party? The Red Parrot on Sunday?
8. I had no idea Kevin Romine's son plays for the Tigers, hell I didn't even know he plays in the MLB.
9. If you have nothing to do this week Jeffreys and Sarah are up at Lake Winnapasauke.
10. Man how can Hulk Hogan be a Real American using the N word like that? And has "Easy Hulk Hogan" ever been used faster when someone says anything slightly racial? Legit I think it took all of 5 minutes from his firing before I heard someone say it.
11. If anyone is around next Thursday, Chrissy is headed down to Hyannis to get his other daughters name tattoo'd on his other arm. Then he is going to Ember in Harwich Port for pizza and wings. If you are down let him know.
12. Do you think Mario is nervous? The wedding of the year is only 33 days away.
13. Calnan refuses to give Guy Fieri a single cent of his hard earn cash. So that place is out for the bachelor party.
14. Speaking of bachelor parties - Jeffrey was 80% in and now I am hearing he may be bailing.
15. Trying to get into the 40/40 club is hard - you know 40 hours of regular pay and 40 hours of overtime in the same week. I have 40/40 from Sunday to Saturday this week but its technically 2 separate work weeks so WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP.
16. Mike Foley thinks he lives in the Melrose Place of North Carolina. Kids always golfing, happy hour-ing or at the pool.
17. Big week for the Welches - closing on their house Friday!
18. When the fuck did 1st generation Broncos get so expensive?
19. What? Yeah I have been working so much that my tan is starting to fade!
20. Why yes either the water pump on my truck went or I blew a head gasket, either way it ain't cheap.

Lets see how I am doing on Sunday but right now it is looking like a beach day...