Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Phase 4

 So Phase 4 begins on March 22nd!

This is so exciting how things are just going back to normal at such an alarming pace.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Jeffrey starting drinking before noon is something.

2. Supah P is alive and going to take all the cut wood.

3. Here is to new Beginnings - Jeffrey, Leaden and Jordan. All for different reasons.

4. Man I thought Mother Nature was going to sober up in 2021 but hell nah that bitch is on full rager.

5. Fuck neighbors.

6. No one has hit Megabucks in over a year now. It is a race between someone hitting that and my haircut.

7. Its funny how Foley started his midlife crisis and no ones heard from him since.

8. Is Baker gonna let us celebrate St. Paddys day tomorrow or do we have to wait till 2022?

9. Getting a new bed is fun and all until you feel like you are sleeping on a fucking rock.

10. How the fuck do you get a slow leak in a tire, overnight.

11. I do not care how old you are, breakfast for dinner is always fire.

12. Marry, Kill, Fuck - Italian food, Chinese food and Mexican food.


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