Monday, March 26, 2018

Opening day

So the Sox start the season on Thursday and it was 30 to start this morning. Fuck yeah!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I am bumping into more and more people at the Fowler house.
2. When my friends tell me they get random dick pics, I can't stop laughing. The dating game is no joke.
3. When you flood out you learn all about water displacement.
4. Find Mass money is crazy. Everyone seems to have cash floating around.
5. The Bruins are probably gonna be in the Stanley cup finals.
6. You didn't hear this from me but TKs plans on day drinking Thursday at Emmas.
7. Has anyone ever avtactua gotten a job on LinkedIn?
8. Pretty sure Chrissy working the pverovern and then drinking at 9 and going all day is impressive.
9. Why is it so hard to find a decent used car? Everyone seems like they want to fuck you over.
10. Does Lent end on Good Friday or Easter Sunday?
11. People look weird when they shave off their beards...WEIRD.
12. Hope you guys are playing Mega Millions this week.

A quick 12 pack because why not?

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