I am back from vacation and fully refreshed, so lets bang out a black jack sized list - 21 mother fuckers!
This is what I learned while I was away:
1. Steven Whitley purchased his 1st 30 pack of his life. Back when he was drinking you could only get a case.
2. I guess today is National socialization day. I socialize every day.
3. The dating game is tough now a days. I think I would totally dominate the Match scene.
4. Congrats to Mike " Flounder" Foley on his job down in North Carolina. The things we do for our kids.
5. Fucking Matt Talieri, all that cross fit has me hood winked. Kid swan dove over this pool for $30( I laid next to the pool to show how long it was).
6. Hendu still gets to lay the pipe!
7. They are killing off comic book Archie? He will be getting shot taking a bullet for his gay best friend.
8. Have you seen Pawnography? Pretty sure you can dominate it.
9. Chrissy says he can go to New Orleans, Chrissys wife says other wise.
10. The Silent Funneler's bachelor party is in Atlantic City in September, did you get your invite?
11. It is always great to get a new cell phone.
12. Padraig "Mr North Shore" Calnan has been summering down in Sandwich. He says the Cape is not the south shore.
13. I am not the only person who wakes up with random bruises, right?
14. Has anyone heard from CVG? Chrissy is very worried about him.
15. Dealing with family drama is always fun. AND I MEAN ALWAYS!
16. Calnan how is operation bring back hand jobs coming along? Its been months.
17. Do people really get upset when they don't get mentions on the blog?
18. It is pretty early but people are already bullshit talking about fantasy football, come on Rob!
19. Do not try the southwest steak burrito from Dunks. NASTY!
20. The Southewick Zoo is legit. Lots to do with little children.
21. Iggles is moving, where no one knows but rumor has it he is leaving Mass.
As always I am sure I forgot way more than remembered.