What happened?

 Another year and another Marathon Monday Red Sox game in the books.

This is what I learned:

1. Mike G cannot bounce back like he used too...I gotta go the bar is spinning.

2. Flanders Field in Hanover is a nice vibe and pretty good food. 

3. Rumor has it Chrissy is looking at buying a vacation spot in Florida.

4. I have done a lot of stupid shit in my life but working 12 hours the day after going to the Marathon game is 100% in the top 10.

5. I tried to get down to Atlanta this Friday to catch the Cs game and airfare alone was over $1200. Like Bro what gives?

6. Give me all the pepperoni pizzas!

7. Its actually pretty fucking amazing that you are supposed to work until 70. Retirement at 70, when do you get to enjoy life?

8. I paid $16 for what I would call a medium sub the other day and almost shit a brick.

9. You didn't hear this from me but TK is headed to Cronins tonight for the Bs and Sox.

10. Scared money don't make money.

just like that

 This week it is summer. Where the fuck is spring?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Finding parts for a broken kitchen faucet is not the easiest thing to do.

2. Mike G is pumped for this Marathon Monday Sox game.

3. I watched Mystic Pizza for the first time ever. What an 80's themed movie. Julia Roberts what a slut.

4. Never try to actually make plans with Joey Martell. He speaks in riddles.

5. Heard another guy bailed on the gambling APs.

6. You need a part time carpenter, Chris Leaden is your man.

7. Being an adult sometimes means having Dairy Queen for dinner.

8. You know you are older when all your friends are talking about the new medicines they are on.

9. Man the MBTA offering $7500 sign on bonus.

10. Sometimes the devil ya know is better than the devil ya don't.

11. Does anyone else still Wordle?

12. Don't look now but Mario is working on his plumbing skills for real(itsamemario).

April Showers

 Its Red Sox season, Bruins season and Celtics season. Lets go boys!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. You are truly an adult when buying new trash barrels excites you.

2. Joey loves him some drag brunch. Doing it all again May 27th so get your tickets.

3. Draft Kings is by far the best of the aps...with Fan Duel coming in a close second.

4. Fucking Keno killing it with the 1-2-3-4-5.

5. Angry meatball pizza is a killer on the butt hole.

6. It is going to be 70 on Thursday. Get the sun screen out.

7. SDSU or UConn tonight, who ya got?

8. I know we live in a digital age but have you picked up a news paper lately? THIN!

9. $11 beers at Fenway ain't too shabby.

10. Have you seen this Just for Men mascara applicator thing for beards?

Its Baseball season

 The Red Sox start on Thursday and let me tell you mother nature better get off her bullshit.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. John Wick 4 is fucking awesome.

2. I watched the Boston Strangler movie on Hulu. Meh!

3. Mikey Layden is alive and well.

4. Chris Leaden is taking a break from social media. No Snap, No Twitter. Who knows if he will even read this (Hey Chris).

5. Jeffrey tried to go to the 19th Hole and it was closed. Lets pray it was just too early in the day.

6. Musical Bingo, Singo if you will, is fun but I don't really have the patience.

7. People already out on the betting aps.

8. Is always amazing to me that Joe drinks every day but not the weekends.

9. Congrats to TK who is going to be a two time grandfather.

10. Anyone going to Florida for school vacation week? Hook up with Chrissy, he is going to be galivanting all over the state.

She is a fickle beast

 Mother nature has moved on from being a drunk to being an Adderall addicted crack head. 60 one day, 37 the next followed by  a week of spring but winter nights.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Some days you just don't have it and you get white girl wasted after 3 beers. Hey it happens.

2. I thought you said you were afraid of clowns:

3. All these betting sites are bananas!

4. Dont look now but Welchie is living that single dad life this weekend. Prayers up slick!

5. Has anyone heard from Jason or Mike Foley(no relations)? Think they are both MIA.

6. Banks just failing all over the place. Are we going to have to start putting money in our mattresses?

7. Wind burn is no joke, hurts to fucking smile.

8. Shucking oysters is no joke, ask Mikey T.

9. Glad to see the crowds returning to pre pandemic levels.

10. Only 2 beer and 1 nip given out is a poor showing but there weren't many candidates.

Aye yaye yaye

 Just when you think winter is over...a foot of snow is on the horizon.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The Plaza basically closes at 7pm now. Place is a ghost town now.

2. Have you watched the new Luther movie? I mean Idris Elba is the best.

3. Banks are just folding like accordions.

4. This betting from ya phone is not going to be good for anyone.

5. Have you guys seen the prices for cars? THROUGH THE ROOF! New or used...IT DOESNT MATTER!

6. So sad Last of Us is over.

7. Are the Bruins and the Celtics just going through the motions?

8. Anyone hear from Joey Martell? Kids been MIA since Thursday.

9. Papa Ginos is the best.

10. Sad to say but the older you get the more you start going to Funerals and Wakes over weddings.

11. March Madness is upon us.

12. Remind me next time to not get a puppy.

March is here

 Effing A!

This is what I learned:

1. Chrissy is the Offer Up champion of 2023.

2. Tooma is still alive and thriving in PA.

3. Jeffrey is a Tiered 3 Pumpkin King!

4. Live betting starting this Friday...buckle up!

5. Parade last weekend, another this weekend and then the Scituate one the following weekend. Get your green on.

6. TK finally getting to a Bruins game this week. Lets go.

7. How are we feeling about the Mandalorian season 3?

8. When is Easter again?

9. Back to wearing contacts for a bit.

10. Someone recently told me cargo shorts are making a come back for summer 2023...I said get the fuck out of here.

11. Smash burgers are the jam.

12. This guy seems to have found the bunks

oh snap

 Legit forgot to post last week and for that I am sorry.

This is what I learned the past 2 weeks:

1. Fucking Jerrick Mckinnon sliding down cost me lots of money in squares.

2. Sunday drinking is and always will be my jam.

3.Mikey Layden is out here rocking a new celly.

4. Everyone wants to be treated as an equal till they get punched in the face.

5. School vacation week when random people aren't at work and you try to figure out if they have kids or not.

6. TK is on the wagon...prayers up for the local bartenders, not sure they will survice without his tips.

7. Please don't text Joey Martell, his phone is on the fritz.

8. Do not go out with Chrissy for beers at the Fours. The kid out there drinking 48 beers.

9. Do go to Korean Grille though.

10. Also never plan to get food when drinking with Martell. Kid will shut you down like no tomorrow.

11. Who is up to bar hop Quincy Center? Pick a place to start and then place all the bars in a hat and pick them one by and hope around?

12. Oh yeah MIKE G blew me off when he was in Quincy is a straight MIKE G move.

HMM

After this crazy ass weather from the weekend, why don't we hop right into it?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I started Poker Face on Peacock...not really sure how I feel about this show.

2. 60 degree swings don't ever happen. MINUS NINE to Forty nine!! 

3. How does one A. start a podcast and B. make it interesting enough to make people want to listen?

4. What is your go to appetizer for the superbowl? Wings? dip? Guac?

5. How much does Jeffrey celebrate his upcoming 40th next Monday? All weekend? no shots? I mean what we talking?

6. Chrissy tells me he kills the Uber game. Last year he made 30K!

7. Congrats to Mario for completing the B fit challenge at the TD Garden.

8. I have been craving a tomato soup and grilled cheese combo and I cannot find it.

9. Nothing worse than when someone changes their password to a streaming service and doesnt bother to tell ya...like for real bro?

10.  I love that Mr Beast just gives money away like its a stick of gum. Cure blindness sure here ya go! Loved your restaurant here is 10Gs!

11. What happens to all these vintage and classic cars when they start banning gas vehicles? Are they now worthless or are they only for the rich?

12. You know it is Square season...hit me up!

Warmest

 Apparently that was the warmest January on record. Thanks Billy for that bit of information.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Have you watched Dangerous Breed: Crime. Cons. Cats. FUCKING BANANAS!

2. Break Rock Brewery in Marina bay is a nice spot.

3. It looks like we have our Superbowl match up the Eagles vs the Chiefs.

4. Speaking of Superbowls...Martell is having a party so check with him on what you can bring.

5. The Boston Herald charging $17 a month is absurd.

6. Sports betting is legal as of tomorrow, in Massachusetts. Ill meet ya at Encore.

7. Fuck new tires.

8. When was the last time you went to the eye doctor?

9. My doctor has me on high cholesterol meds. They finally caught up to me.

10. Welchie is alive and back at home. Kid is looking to bust out and have a few red wines.

Been a while

And we are off. 

How is dry January treating some of you weirdos?

This is what I learned while away:

1. Prayers up for Welchie. Kids been in the hospital and banged up for over a week.

2. Man get a puppy they said. It will be fun they said. BULLSHIT!

3. Brunch is always a good idea.

4. Planning a trip to visit Tooma in PA. Who is in?

5. The Bruins are on FIRE! Hotter than a hooker with herpes.

6. People are complaining about this little bit of snow and wintry mix. I mean it is winter.

7. I saw a dude biting his fingernails at a bar and I almost puked. Like what the fuck!

8. Martell is having a Superbowl party if ya interested.

9. Speaking of Martell, rumor has it Justin is sponsoring him to join the Eagles in Weymouth.

10. The Last of Us is a pretty good show so far.

11. Mike G is looking to meet up for some bar hopping in Fanuel hall.

12. The one thing I hate about this post covid world is having to make an appointment for a haircut, I just like to roll on in.

New year new me?!?

 Lets jump right to it, this is the shit I learned this weekend:

1. I am happy that fantasy football season is over. I never scrambled so much in my life.

2. I have been under the weather for about a week now. I just can't seem to shake it.

3. Rumor has it Joe Martell has not left his house since last Monday.

4. Who do we got tonight? Frogs vs Dogs?

5. Puppies are cute 100% would not recommend when it comes to potty training.

6. Guess masking is back. Gonna be a no from me dawg!

7. I love me a good stuffed pork loin.

8. This Cohasset story with the missing woman is bonkers.

9. If you see Chris Leaden this week, make sure you wish him a happy birthday. He turns 47 on Wednesday. 

10. I thought you had to get a "finger test" when you turned 50 but Chrissy assured me 45 is when they start(Even though he was creepily smiling at me).

11. Finished Tulsa King season 1 this weekend.  Highly recommend.

12. The Fat Cat was on the Phantom this weekend man was it packed Saturday for lunch.

2023

...and so the new year begins.  Happy New Year you filthy animals.

This is what I learned recently:

1. I mean if this don't get ya wet what will ("storks bring babies, swallows don't")?

2. Crazy NFL season - prayers up for Damar Hamlin.

3. Get a puppy they said, it will be fun they said. Welcome to the family Bronco

4. The week between Christmas and New Years is just a fucking blur.

5. Goldschlagger shots never disappoint.

6. Hey Joey, maybe don't start fights with 18 year old bouncers at the door. Grow up Peter Pan.

7. Chinese food just hits better on New years.

8. The drive down to PA was 6 hours but the drive back was 7 and 1/2. Fucking Accidents.

9. Go big or go home (sorry for the ass shot).

10. Who knew puppies liked carrots so much?

11. I heard a rumor TK is looking for a new car.

12. Be nice today, doesn't cost you a thing.

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Merry Merry

 I found out this weekend that there are some people who hate the term Merry Merry!

SO fuck them and MERRY MERRY!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Glad to see people are still doing the green tea shots.

2. The XM channel 104 HOLLY is the better of the Xmas music on there.

3. Hit Chrissy up on any Friday and he will be down for any man date.

4. More places need to have blacked chicken sandwiches.

5. Its totally normal to invite your Uber driver into the bar, right Mike?

6. Lots of debates at the Celtics games on who to build around - Tatum or Brown.

7. The DCU is getting a full reboot. How do you feel about that?

8. I am geared up for the Georgia game next Saturday and the Bruins winter classic.

9. Puppy is a week out and still don't have a name.

10. Can you settle a debate - isn't Maggianos just a high priced Olive Garden?

11. I have not watched Elf this Xmas season and that is a bit disheartening.

12. Don't try giving me a brioche bun for a burger. Keep that trash bread to yourself.

Fucking A

 Hopefully you fools are working on your New Years resolutions. 

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People are not being very festive this year. Actually they are all in a grumpy mood.

2. I look forward to Ozzies Xmas card every year.

3. I mean does Michael Buble' own Xmas music or what?

4. Mega Millions is up to 400 Mill...just saying.

5. I see that we are short on mall Santas - how long would it take me to grow out a santa beard?

6. Martell loves Rozafa - fuck that place. 

7. I have not had much Bolognese sauce but man when its good it hits.

8. Boots are too heavy for Chrissys flat feet(Or so he says).

9. I hate the Eagles. I HATE all their music. Just in case you have all forgotten.

10. I watched Santa Claus is Coming to Town this weekend and they removed the whole middle part, where he gives out gifts for kids sitting on his lap.

11. Still up in the air on a name for the puppy.

12. Its crazy how you forget some of the most mundane things from your past.

Week 13 review

Week 13 was a bloodbath with injuries to several big name players. Lamar Jackson went out, Jimmy G is done for the season, Super rookie Kenny Walker got a "ankle jam" , Aaron Jones hurt his shin, Courtland Sutton hammy dancing, Treylon Burks is concussed and Jaylen couldn't Waddle as he was in and out of the lineup! Somewhere old friend Mark Welch is smiling. There are SIX teams on bye this week and the trade deadline is looming ( 12/12) its now or never for teams to make there move to the top ( HK Street Pharmacist this doesn't include you as you clinched first place two weeks ago.) Lets take a look at week 13. 

First place this week was surging Prebathtubwhitney with 161. Prebathtub had everyone scoring in double digits with St. Brown leading the team with 34 points. Herbert got the late game 300 yard bonus while Ekler had a rare off week. Prebathtubwhitney is making a push to secure that second spot.

2^nd place this week  was Doom and Gloom with 147. Hurts continues to put up MVP numbers going for 45 this week. Waiver add Perine looked good and Pacheco has taken over in KC as the lead back. D & G is gonna have to decide if Swifty has earned their trust and how to get Scary Terry back in the lineup but thinks are looking up in Doom and Gloom land. 

3^rd place this week was Slippery Wizards with 134. CMC and the Niners D carried Slippery Wizards with a combined 48 points. Fields on a bye and Chubb looking to be dead from Watson it  might be time for Slippery Wizards to put some trust in Garrett Wilson  and not leave 18 points from the kicker on the bench! 

4^th place this week was Burrow My dicker in your ass with 129. Burrow was led by Mr Burrows himself who outdueled Mahomes and put up 34. Davante Adams continues to produce this week putting up 38. Adams now has 4 games with multiple tds!! Burrow got a 0 from Pickens (May want to throw him the fucking ball), it might be time to get DJ or Olave more run OR ask for the tight end passing yards bonus if they are going to keep going two tight end set. Hill did have 21 passing yards! 

5^th place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with 116. HK Street Pharmacist just keep cruising along. Lamar goes down after dropping 1 point? No problem Jacobs and Cowboys d come through with 51 points oh and Gould drops 15 to make up for Mandrews off day. Google destiny and there's probably a picture of one of the HK owners in a crossfit steam room and the other in a fantasy football war room, but both celebrating a championship. 

6^th place this week was Flyingdingoes with 102. God Brady salvaged the week with a Monday night miracle and the hottest WR around Mr Watson put up 2 more tds! Dingoes finally got Keenan Allen back and Dulcich looks like the only positive in Denver! Slayton looks like he should be in the market for more run as he is Danny Dimes go to guy. 

7^th place this week is Moco Loco with 97. Moco had an off week from Josh Allen ( 20pts) Slim Reaper did show up with 23 and Chase was back but only had 13 while Waddle was in  and out of the lineup resulting in 1 point. Edwards and Kamara combined for 5 points so its either Bam Knight time or hit the often broken down trade machine for help. 

8^th place this week was Charlies Angels with 97. Charlies was led by AJ Brown who put up 32 in a revenge game but Tua had a rare off game despite a fast start and Kenny Walker got injured and could only put up 3 points. Knox did Charlies no favors as he dropped a goose egg. The Angels are going to have to hope Purdy is able to use Ayiuk or Deebo going forward or Hollywood Brown gets hot to offset Walker if he in fact has to miss time! Nothings clinched but first so there is still time to crawl out of that basement. 

9^th place this week was Silly Gooses with 93. Gooses lost Jimmy G early with a broken ankle but 58 points from Hill and Lockett kept them afloat. Wilson, Kittle and Aaron Jones COMBINED for 10 points! Luckily Murray and Dhop are back next week for some Monday night action after a long layoff. 

10^th this week was Equalizers with 91. Equalizers got and off week from Mahomes ( 21) but Drake London seems to be coming around and Mariotta may be heading to the bench. Pittman let the team down with 2 points but Equalizers are still firmly in the mix to finish in the money.  Little fun fact before we make some calls. Quick check of this weeks tight end stats vs KICKER stats . Only tight ends out scored the kickers ( T.Hill wasn't counted went with Kelce)  Engram had to score 11 to out point Joseph and Dulcich was able to outscore games best kicker Tucker 11-4. Kickers matter crowd out here peacocking and shouting get rid of the tight end position. Wild times indeed. 

First call this week is rookie wr Drake London. Hi Drake whats up its TMX " Oooh TMX I've heard of you! Whats good?  This is such an honor" Honor is ours I mean it must be tough being top wr taken and catching balls from Mariotta? Having seen someonemissfire as much as that guy since Peter Brady fired one off Marcias nose! " ah come on he's not that bad but yeah its been a rough year and i'm just out here trying to make plays" Well rook so far so good  hopefully you get more looks if Mariotta gets benched coming out the bye. " Oh man I'm  not hoping anyone gets benched but  I know Equalizers are counting on me so lets see what happens, take care TMX, oh and OH MY NOSE.  Get it hahahahah. "  Yeah stick to catching balls TMX will handle the jokes Drake. The next call this week is to backup extraordinaire Tony Pollard. Hey Tony is TMX " Yoooooooo TMX what is going on? How you guys doing? Glad youre back" Everything is good here you are having some season. 11 tds and average 17 fantasy points and not even a starter. " Oh man, I prepare like a starter and I'm just out there trying to win games"  Well you are outproducing Zeke right now and with a smash spot next week vs Houston that looks like its going to continue TMX is sure Prebathtubwhitney is excited " yeah I'm excited too for them and myself. I heard first place is clinched but they have a shot at the money so lets ride this thing out" Sounds good! Good luck TP.   Lets check the standing

           1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacists

      2. Prebathtubwhitney                                         88pts

      3. Burrow my Dicker in yo ass                            145pts

      4. Equalizers                              160pts

      5. Silly Gooses                                                    184pts

      6. Moco Loco                                                      198pts

      7. Slippery Wizards                                          198pts

      8. Doom and Gloom                        241pts

      9. Flyingdingoes                                                   260pts

     10. Charlies Angels                                                 321pts

 We are in the homestretch with one last bye week and trade deadline coming up 12/12. Its do or die for teams at the bottom trying to stay out of beer bitch/ wear a dress and the teams up top trying to make the leap into the money spots. Lets hope for less injuries this week and as always folan.com for everything.                                                           

 

Whoa Nelly

 Its Christmas season and I have yet to hear Marshmallow world but I have heard Mariah Carey 10000278 times.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Precinct 10 has really good food.

2. Great turn out for the QFD vs BFD hockey game fund raiser yesterday - if you went to the rink, Liberty Tavern or back to the Hoffy.

3. Heard beer is going up 17% and alcohol 23% thanks to the cost of the ingredients to make it going up during this recession.

4. Fucking nothing worse than a hang nail.

5. This cold/flu that's going around is taking out people left and right.

6. A $23 dollar uber ride to the casino sounds good, right?

7. Not Your Average Joe's still slaps.

8. I love when stocks are tanking and you are seeing -27% return on your money and people are like you didn't lose anything. Yeah, I kinda did. There was 500K in there a month ago and now we are looking at 365K. But you cant retire until you are 60 anyway...no shit Sherlock.

9. Can someone explain to me what the fucking Red Sox are doing? Or not doing?

10. Yesterday it was 63 today 25. Gotta love the Winter.

11. Nothing worse getting the wrong thing at the drive thru. 

TMX week 12

Week 12 is in the books and we are officially in the witching hour as the kids call it. NOW is the time to make your move to try and get into the money. First place has officially (by TMX) been clinched. In the history of ADSL no team has ever blown a lead over 100 going into week 13 so the fight is now for 2^nd and 3^rd place. Let take a look at how week 12 ended up. 

1^st place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with `165. Jacobs WENT OFF for 55 points including a game clinching 86yd td that was worth 19 points alone! Connors is back to rb 1 with 25 and Lamar is running again. They also left 26 on the bench with Dolphins D.  Its the 3^rd win of the year for HK Street Pharm. 

2^nd place this week and peeking out from the cellar is Doom and Gloom with 158. D&G had a huge week from Hurts who at halftime looked to be on his way to a 60 burger but finished with 38. Wrs Higgins and Jefferson went for 25 and 29. The new rbs D&G started combined for 25 while old friend I shot ya was on the bench with 24!! D&G is now locked and loaded with Deshaun coming back looking to wheel and deal his way up the standings. 

3^rd Place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 138. Prebathtubwhitney may have fixed Herbie as he came alive for the first time since week 4. SunGod is healthy and Ekler is scoring every week putting the gutter fighting champ in a weird spot actually trying to get to the money. Starting Dick Johnson at tight end and getting 0 probably isn't the way to do that (TMX note name changed to protect a guy putting up zero after getting a ball in the endzone off the face).  

4^th place this week was Equalizers who continue to ride league MVP Mahomes. This week got a break out game from Miles "Boobie " Sanders  who put up 143 and 2 tds after back to back weeks of just putting up 5! Equalizers also got some Monday night action with tds from JT ( who's officially back) and Pittman. TMX stats reports Pittman is avg 14 points with Matty Ice and is WR 14 overall with Ice. Tell him Matty is cooked but you better duck after you say it. 

5^th place this week was Silly Gooses with 134. Gooses looked primed to go with Murray back and running ( 56yds) and Nick Folk once again putting up double digits. Tyreek put up just 12 partially due to the Dolphins resting starters and cramping but Gooses are still in the mix. 

6^th place this week was Slippery Wizards with 124. Chubb got one of the fantasiest tds late in the game when the Browns could have just kicked a fg to end it to help an otherwise average day. Lamb is playing at wr1 level but so were GODwin and new toy Wilson who were left on the bench ( 52pts combined) while Gabe Davis came up small with 5 points. The battle for the basement is still in sight for Slippery Wizards and leaving 52 on the bench is concerning. 

7^th place this week was Moco Loco with 119. Since winning the week in week 6 Moco Loco hasnt had a top 5 finish!  Josh Allen may finally be back putting up 33 and waiver wire finds Schultz and Perine put up 17 a piece but Mocos need Chase back on the case and fast as they are slipping into no mans land. Kamara continues to disappoint this week putting up just 4 points! 

8^th place this week was Burrow my dick in your ass with 96. Burrow was lead by Burrow who put up a pedestrian 20pts and Kelce had a rare off game ( 13 points by any other tight end is jump for joy shit) Dj Moore may have found a qb that is ready and willing to use him as he had a good game 23 on the bench. Burrow lost Najee to a lesion adominal ( spanish for tummy ache). Najee did score before leaving and Burrows will have to keep an eye on that but have JK Dobbins coming back and hoping the Peirce can bounce off that rookie wall and get back to rushing for 100 and tds like earlier in the year. They are too close to the money to not make it happen! 

9^th place this week was Flyingdingoes with 90 points. Dingoes leading scorer this week was Tom Brady with 22 and in 2022 you arent winning many weeks with Tom Brady as your leading scorer with 22! Jamaal got his usual td and King Henry had a rare off day where he had more rec yards than rushing and had a huge catch and run that ended with a fumble in the endzone, very unKing like. Keenan Allen is back which will help and benching Watson is questionable with Mr Watson scoring tds all over the place ( 34,19,24 last 3 weeks) the basement fight is real and these plays can be costly. 

10^th place this week was Charlies Angels with 74. The Angels were led by who else but TUA who put up 299 and a td in 3 quarters of work. The blowout cost him of another big game (40,35,29 last 3 weeks) and that hurt the Angels as did ETN putting up 0 with a foot injury that coach said "not a big deal just being cautious" well no time for that when basement fights are here. Walker helped with 2 tds and looked like he could've had more but wasnt used as much. Hollywood Brown is now back so the wr group got stronger. Climbling out of the basement is gonna depend on Tua playing full games and the upcoming schedulre should make sure he does ( SF, LAC, Buf). Its go time. 

Lets make some calls. First up from Charlies Angels a good friend of TMX Deebo Samuel. Yo, Deebo whats good? " Oh man TMX how you been? TMX AND MY DOGS BITE hahaha get it! " Yeah good one Deebs but this is a serious call here, its late in the season and well you've kinda been underperforming  " Oh come on TMX you coming at me like that? Im working as hard as ever but we got alot of weapons you know" Oh we get it but you were the 6^th wr taken and you currently have 4 more points than Tyler Boyd on the season. " WAIT you comparing me to Tyler Boyd? TMX you gonna get me tight!" No, no Deebo just saying last year you were over 20 points 8 times this year only once? " I get it, TMX mark my words, if my hammy gets right I'm going over 20. Put that down. We got no Mitchell and that new boy we brought in aint bout to carry the load so I'm gonna get it" Well, well, well thats our first ever hammy get right prediction! GOOD LUCK Deebo always a friend of TMX ( FOT). 

Gonna go a little off the path here and return a call we got from a gentleman name Anon Omous Sources. Hi is this Anon Omous Sources? " Yeah its me this TMX?" It is. First strange name and how did you come across TMX's number? " You can just call me SOURCES thats what most people do, I know people thats how I got your number do you want to hear what I got?" Uhhhm well sure " Well, I heard that the top team in your league one of the owners doesnt even watch football and at one point tried to drop Mark Andrews but had to be talked out of it!! We put a trace on him and hes always at this Crossfit jamboree thing" I mean not sure where youre going with this? " The point is  He  hasnt made one transaction all year just sitting back and taking credit basically he's milli vanilli and should be stripped of his ownership" Uhhm well this aint the grammies Mr Sources and we appreciate the call but thats up to the team to decide who does what during the season. " I'm just letting you know who's real and who aint but your call you are TMX and all." Yeah thanks. Keep doing what you do Mr Sources we will keep doing what we do. Boy that was something, who knew we'd get a call saying an owner was milli vanilli. Wild. Blame it on the rain I guess. Lets check the standings;

 

         1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacist

      2. Prebathtubwhitney                                        132pt

     3. Equalizers                              135pt

     4. Burrow my dick in yo ass                 158pt

     5. Silly Gooses                             161pt

     6. Moco Loco                              180pt  

     7. Slippery Wizards                                        216pt

         8. Flyingdingoes                           246pt

        9. Doom and Gloom                        272pt

    10. Charlies Angels                          302pt

 

 

 

 

 Well this is it boys. Time to make moves. Trade deadline is coming up on DEC 12 so its now or never. Lets hope for some big Josh Jacob type games this week and no injuries. Good Luck and as always folan.com  for everything.

We made it

We got  33 days till 2023!

Looks like Covid season is finally winding down.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Hershey PA is fucking far my dudes.

2. It is Cyber Monday make sure you get them deals.

3. Going out for Thanksgiving dinner was something different.

4. When getting a back piece do you get it down on the ass?

5. Jeffrey and Joey just out there drinking whiskey.

6. Have you heard that Justin shattered his lower leg? Both Tibia and Fibula.

7. Beef barbacoa is underrated and fire.

8. Criminal Minds is back and not bad (same but different).

9. Perfectly normal to name a white dog Yayo right? Thanks!

10. Please tell me you guys(and gals) have seen the Never Ending Story.

11. Day 1 after being off for 4 days is always a blur.

12. Chrissy is slowly becoming a dog whisperer. He has puppy training class this Friday - stay tuned.