1. Homeless man accused of masturbating on roof
A homeless man was arrested Thursday, accused of masturbating on the roof of the Pink Panther Nightclub and Showbar in Dunedin, according to a police report.
Treloar Bryan Treloar, 42, was arrested by a Pinellas County sheriff’s deputy on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior, loitering and prowling about 11:30 a.m. Four employees of an adjacent business witnessed the act, the report said.
Treloar has been arrested several times in Pinellas County over the past three years, including arrests in May on charges of assault on a law enforcement officer and trespassing. He was in the Pinellas County Jail in lieu of $750 bail
When I read this I spit up my OJ. All I could think was " Man this guys cocky." HA!
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2.Cross-dresser on trial for hospital incident
When University Hospital nurses walked into the patient’s intensive care room Feb. 17, they saw the wounded man was visibly shaken – and wearing lip gloss.
He became even more shaken when he learned the female phlebotomist who had just kissed and groped his exposed penis was really a man.
That phlebotomist, Chad Thrasher, also known as Chadea Thrasher, is on trial, charged with sexually touching the patient.
Thrasher, 24, lives as a female and appeared in court wearing women’s clothes, jewelry and hairstyle.
But it was Thrasher’s alleged conduct in the alleged victim’s hospital room – as he was recovering from the four surgeries he needed after being shot during a crime – that could send Thrasher to prison for up to 18 months.
Thrasher had drawn the man’s blood before but this incident was different. The man wasn’t scheduled to have his blood drawn. Thrasher had developed an attraction to the man and began talking to and acting toward the patient in an inappropriate way, Assistant Hamilton County Prosecutor David Hickenlooper told jurors Thursday.
Thrasher started talking about to the man about body parts, about exotic dancing in clubs and that Thrasher had a stalker, Hickenlooper said.
Then, Thrasher said the man’s lips looked chapped, so, Hickenlooper said, Thrasher forcibly put lip gloss on the weak patient before forcibly kissing him, grabbed the man’s penis and asked how long it had been since he “had been with a woman.”
“This is not the usual interaction between a health care provider and a patient,” Hickenlooper said.
Nurses, summoned by the panicked patient who faked a medical emergency to get Thrasher to leave, called police.
Thrasher initially denied the incident but later told police any physical interaction with the man was consensual.
Thrasher’s attorney, Ed Keller, suggested in his opening that the allegations aren’t what they appear to be but he didn’t expound on that. He also referred to his client as both “he” and “she.”
The trial, before Common Pleas Court Judge Robert Ruehlman, is expected to go into next week.
Oh Man! Oh Man! OH FUCKING MAN! This guy went from every guys fantasy and every potential Porno sub plot right into CHRISSYVILLE, Population weird and wacky.
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3. Tourette's most common in white kids, boys
ATLANTA (AP) — Tourette syndrome occurs in 3 out of every 1,000 school-aged children, and is more than twice as common in white kids as in blacks or Hispanics, according to the largest U.S. study to estimate how many have the disorder.
Tourette's — known for its physical tics and, in some cases, shouted obscenities — has long been considered a rare condition. The new number means it's more common than some past estimates, but confirms that it's far less common than other neurological conditions like autism or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
The racial gaps are probably the most surprising finding, said study's authors said.
"Prior to this, we really had very little information about minorities," said Lawrence Scahill, a Yale University researcher. The study was released Thursday.
It's not clear why whites have a higher rate or if future studies will find the same disparity, experts said. Some suspect it has less to do with genetics than with a difference in access to medical care or in attitudes about whether repetitive blinking or other tics require medical care.
The study, led by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, estimates there are about 150,000 U.S. children with Tourette's, below the 200,000 threshold for rare diseases.
The researchers also found that:
• Most cases were mild, but one in four were — in the parent's opinion — moderate or severe.
• Boys had a rate three times higher than girls.
• About 80% had been diagnosed with another mental illness or developmental disability.
Tourette's is characterized by involuntary, sudden and repetitive movements. They may be as mild as blinking, nose twitching or grimacing, or severe as head jerking or other motions that cause chronic pain or injury. Some also have vocal tics that range from grunting and throat-clearing to barking and swearing.
The condition tends to peak in early adolescence and fades afterward. Scientists don't know the cause, but believe genetics are at least part of the answer.
Earlier studies offered a range of estimates of Tourette's from less than 1 per 1,000 to close to 30.
The CDC study was the first to employ a national survey. Parents or guardians in more than 91,000 U.S. households were interviewed by phone, and asked if a doctor had ever told them that their child had Tourette syndrome. They also were asked about diagnoses of depression, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and other behavioral problems or developmental disabilities.
The researchers found that the Tourette's rate in white children was about 4 per 1,000, while the rate for both blacks and Hispanics was about 1.5.
The researchers looked at parental education and household income, and found those factors did not explain the racial difference.
The report is being published this week in a CDC publication, Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report.
No fucking shit you study taking cock suckers! You fucking mean to tell me that fucking white piss ant little white dick heads are found to be more fucking predominant to having Tourette's? NO SHIT!!
Friday, June 5, 2009
Award for Most Crazy Dude of the year
NC man charged with arranging wife's rape online
KANNAPOLIS, N.C. (AP) - Craigslist is again under scrutiny after a North Carolina man was charged with using the popular online classified site to fulfill his own fantasy by finding someone to rape his wife at knifepoint while he watched.
The woman said Thursday she has been "traumatized" by the attack, which she did not know about ahead of time. It happened a month after Craigslist agreed to overhaul its policing of sex ads following a slaying in Massachusetts.
"You don't know what I'm going through," she said, shaking her head as she stood on her front porch. "This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me."
The woman spoke to The Associated Press a day after her husband was ordered held on $200,000 bond on charges including first-degree rape. The AP, which generally does not identify victims of sexual assault, is not naming the man to avoid identifying his wife.
Police in Kannapolis, about 25 miles northeast of Charlotte, said the husband told them he found his wife's attacker by responding to at least two personal ads on Craigslist and acknowledged that she didn't know about it. They couldn't say if the attacker was paid.
"The guy is just a freak," Police Capt. Chuck Adams said.
Experts say the case is likely to lead to more questions for Craigslist, which has faced criticism for its "erotic services" section.
"We share the public's horror that such a crime was committed, and our heart goes out to the victim," Craigslist spokeswoman Susan MacTavish Best said in an e-mail Wednesday.
A phone message and e-mails seeking answers to specific questions weren't returned Thursday. Police have said Craigslist is helping with its investigation.
The company agreed to do away with the erotic services section last month after a Boston medical student dubbed "the Craigslist killer" was charged in the death of a woman who offered erotic massage through the site. The company has pledged to screen submissions to a new "adult services" section before posting them. Investigators could not say which section the ads the husband responded to were in.
"Craigslist is suffering a little bit from a pile-on effect here because of all the criticism that they've gotten before this," said Matt Zimmerman, a staff attorney for Electronic Frontier Foundation, a San Francisco-based digital rights advocacy group. "If this was someone who met someone through a Yahoo personal or any other place that allows people to communicate directly without a background check, I don't know if they would be getting the same level of criticism."
Some people will always use the latest technologies to seek out people for risky behavior, he said, but if something goes wrong, companies like Craigslist shouldn't shoulder the blame.
But Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal, who has been fighting to curb Craigslist's erotic ads, said the company isn't doing enough. He said Craigslist is supposed to be monitoring all ads and blocking ones that promote prostitution or are sexually explicit. He said he would ask Craigslist for information about the ad in the North Carolina case.
"I want to know how the ad was articulated... I think this instance, like others, simply supports the demands and requests we've made over time for stronger oversight and scrutiny," he said.
Blumenthal said he will take Craigslist to court if it doesn't turn over the information.
That could mean another legal battle for the company, which sued South Carolina state Attorney General Henry McMaster over what CEO Jim Buckmaster viewed as the prosecutor's overzealous campaign against it.
The woman who was raped said she didn't want to discuss details about the case because it was too painful. She said friends and family members were helping her.
Police said she called 911 Sunday to report a man with a knife had raped her in the bedroom of her home. Police said the husband was in the room and the couple's two young children were home but unaware of what was happening.
The woman was treated at a hospital and released.
Investigators said they became suspicious of the 25-year-old husband when his statement didn't add up and there were no signs of forced entry at the house.
County court records he waived appointment of a public defender at a first hearing Wednesday, the day he was arrested.
Police are still looking for the attacker but aren't saying whether he'll face charges.
What do you actually say to this....This guy hires some dude to come and rape his wife at knife point so he can get off, and on top of it the kids are home. I have to say this is one sick ass dude. These are the times where the death penalty is just not enough..........Worst of all all these hits Craigslist is taking is really hurting Rio chances at living his double life can't wait to read that article Rio the day you get caught HAHA.
KANNAPOLIS, N.C. (AP) - Craigslist is again under scrutiny after a North Carolina man was charged with using the popular online classified site to fulfill his own fantasy by finding someone to rape his wife at knifepoint while he watched.
The woman said Thursday she has been "traumatized" by the attack, which she did not know about ahead of time. It happened a month after Craigslist agreed to overhaul its policing of sex ads following a slaying in Massachusetts.
"You don't know what I'm going through," she said, shaking her head as she stood on her front porch. "This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me."
The woman spoke to The Associated Press a day after her husband was ordered held on $200,000 bond on charges including first-degree rape. The AP, which generally does not identify victims of sexual assault, is not naming the man to avoid identifying his wife.
Police in Kannapolis, about 25 miles northeast of Charlotte, said the husband told them he found his wife's attacker by responding to at least two personal ads on Craigslist and acknowledged that she didn't know about it. They couldn't say if the attacker was paid.
"The guy is just a freak," Police Capt. Chuck Adams said.
Experts say the case is likely to lead to more questions for Craigslist, which has faced criticism for its "erotic services" section.
"We share the public's horror that such a crime was committed, and our heart goes out to the victim," Craigslist spokeswoman Susan MacTavish Best said in an e-mail Wednesday.
A phone message and e-mails seeking answers to specific questions weren't returned Thursday. Police have said Craigslist is helping with its investigation.
The company agreed to do away with the erotic services section last month after a Boston medical student dubbed "the Craigslist killer" was charged in the death of a woman who offered erotic massage through the site. The company has pledged to screen submissions to a new "adult services" section before posting them. Investigators could not say which section the ads the husband responded to were in.
"Craigslist is suffering a little bit from a pile-on effect here because of all the criticism that they've gotten before this," said Matt Zimmerman, a staff attorney for Electronic Frontier Foundation, a San Francisco-based digital rights advocacy group. "If this was someone who met someone through a Yahoo personal or any other place that allows people to communicate directly without a background check, I don't know if they would be getting the same level of criticism."
Some people will always use the latest technologies to seek out people for risky behavior, he said, but if something goes wrong, companies like Craigslist shouldn't shoulder the blame.
But Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal, who has been fighting to curb Craigslist's erotic ads, said the company isn't doing enough. He said Craigslist is supposed to be monitoring all ads and blocking ones that promote prostitution or are sexually explicit. He said he would ask Craigslist for information about the ad in the North Carolina case.
"I want to know how the ad was articulated... I think this instance, like others, simply supports the demands and requests we've made over time for stronger oversight and scrutiny," he said.
Blumenthal said he will take Craigslist to court if it doesn't turn over the information.
That could mean another legal battle for the company, which sued South Carolina state Attorney General Henry McMaster over what CEO Jim Buckmaster viewed as the prosecutor's overzealous campaign against it.
The woman who was raped said she didn't want to discuss details about the case because it was too painful. She said friends and family members were helping her.
Police said she called 911 Sunday to report a man with a knife had raped her in the bedroom of her home. Police said the husband was in the room and the couple's two young children were home but unaware of what was happening.
The woman was treated at a hospital and released.
Investigators said they became suspicious of the 25-year-old husband when his statement didn't add up and there were no signs of forced entry at the house.
County court records he waived appointment of a public defender at a first hearing Wednesday, the day he was arrested.
Police are still looking for the attacker but aren't saying whether he'll face charges.
What do you actually say to this....This guy hires some dude to come and rape his wife at knife point so he can get off, and on top of it the kids are home. I have to say this is one sick ass dude. These are the times where the death penalty is just not enough..........Worst of all all these hits Craigslist is taking is really hurting Rio chances at living his double life can't wait to read that article Rio the day you get caught HAHA.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
They call him Cassius
Bobby Brown Welcomes Fifth Child
Bobby Brown and his girlfriend Alicia Etheridge welcomed a son earlier this week, he announced at a Las Vegas club last night.
"I just had a little baby boy!" Brown said during a performance at the Rok nightclub in the New York New York Hotel last night. "His name is Cassius...he was born four days ago."
His agent Ravi Dabiesingh confirms the news to Usmagazine.com, adding "they are extremely excited."
Dabiesingh told Us in February that Brown was "very excited" about expecting another baby "as [he's] big on family."
Brown began dating Etheridge in 2007.
Brown split with Whitney Houston in 2006. They have one daughter, 15-year-old Bobbi Kristina.
The "My Prerogative" singer also has three children from other relationships: Landon, LaPrincia and Bobby Jr.
Bobby Brown and his girlfriend Alicia Etheridge welcomed a son earlier this week, he announced at a Las Vegas club last night.
"I just had a little baby boy!" Brown said during a performance at the Rok nightclub in the New York New York Hotel last night. "His name is Cassius...he was born four days ago."
His agent Ravi Dabiesingh confirms the news to Usmagazine.com, adding "they are extremely excited."
Dabiesingh told Us in February that Brown was "very excited" about expecting another baby "as [he's] big on family."
Brown began dating Etheridge in 2007.
Brown split with Whitney Houston in 2006. They have one daughter, 15-year-old Bobbi Kristina.
The "My Prerogative" singer also has three children from other relationships: Landon, LaPrincia and Bobby Jr.
153 and counting...
Exhibiting unusual perseverance and determination, a man from Portsmouth, N.H., chalked up his 153rd arrest over the weekend, just a week after getting out of jail.
Paul Baldwin, 49, told a judge Monday that he will plead guilty to his three newest charges: possession of an open container of alcohol, trespassing and slugging a guy in the face. Police described him as a "leech on the resources of the community."
Baldwin had just been released from a one-year jail sentence for shoplifting a 24-oz. can of beer (which, at $1.99, was already a steal). According to the Foster's Daily Democrat newspaper, Baldwin's rap sheet dates back to 1984 and includes 152 previous arrests, 75 citations, eight trespassing charges and 17 aliases.
We're hoping the insensitive police who continue to arrest him are at least planning balloons and cake for arrest #200.
-Thanks to Fosters
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Is This A Bad Sign?
Mr. Booze asked me today why I hadn’t posted anything on the Blog recently. To be completely honest I haven’t really had anything to say. Chief Dude has the posting hot women covered...Mr. Booze keeps us all up to date on the day to day kind of stuff….Big Show has the responsibility of posting articles that are way too long to read…Stylegal is too busy working…and Katie K has a wedding to plan so she gets a pass…and it’s sort of an unwritten rule about no politics on the Blog. So I don’t really have too much to say until football season. We discussed doing a ‘Day In The Life Of Iggles’ segment….but we both agreed nobody would ever believe half of the shit that happens to me or the strange things that I think about. And I don’t have the energy to try and prove that something actually did happen and wasn’t made up. Well….tonight is a perfect freakin’ example!
I went out to get dinner and on my way back I’m driving down the road doing maybe 30 MPH……I just made a turn so that is the only reason I was only doing 30. Anyway, I’m doing 30 and a freakin’ bird flies right into my windshield, then proceeds to roll up my windshield over the top of the open sunroof and then off the back of my trunk. I look in my rear view mirror and the poor bird is flopping around the road and all of the cars behind me are swerving all over the road trying to avoid this thing. The bird was obviously not going to make it…..and every car goes bye me looking at me like I’m some sort of serial killer. WTF!!!!!!! And this wasn’t some George Costanza ‘we had an agreement with the pigeons’ type of crap…..this damn bird came out of nowhere and dive bombed my car. I’ll admit there isn’t much I’m good at…but if there is one thing I can do is drive with the best of them. So if there was any way I could’ve avoided this bird I would have. I love animals…I don’t even kill spiders I find in the Iggles Household.
Obviously I feel horrible about this….but what exactly are my responsibilities in this situation? Do I go back and try and save this bird? It’s an option but I was always told an injured animal is a dangerous animal and if this thing is willing to commit suicide doing a faceplant on my windshield I’m pretty sure it is diseased. Do I call somebody? If yes, then who? Animal rescue….police…fire…..I have no idea. I don’t want to be that guy that calls 911 for a dead bird, I’m almost positive that isn’t what it’s for. And finally what kind of sign is this? If a black cat walking in front of you is bad luck I can’t imagine what a bird flying into your windshield means. But it can’t be good. Right? Ugggghhhhh….I’m going to be up all night worrying about this.
And for all you bastards that give me a hard time about being anti-social this is exactly why I don’t go out. This kind of crap happens to me all the fucking time.
50 Years...
A couple in England recently married after getting engaged 50 years ago. John Searle and Maggie Crook first met as teenagers back in 1952 and were engaged by the time they turned 18.
Sadly, the couple parted before they were able to get married. Mrs. Searle moved to Canada to work as a nurse while Mr. Searle joined the Royal Marines.
Mr. Searle eventually became a salesman and married twice before he was widowed four years ago. Mrs. Searle never got married and never forgot her teenage sweetheart. They stayed in touch over the years and finally re-ignited their love in 2007.
The couple, both 69 now, married last Wednesday, five decades after first making their wedding plans. Now who says true love is dead?
Just a Guy Thing
There you go Mr. Iggles you have 38 more years to catch this couple. Good luck!
I HAVE NO FEET
COLUMBIA, S.C. - The state funeral board has revoked a funeral director’s license for cutting off the legs of a 6-foot-7 man so his corpse would fit in a casket.
The Board of Funeral Service voted to revoke the licenses of funeral director Michael Cave and Cave Funeral Services of Allendale.
My question is; What happened to the feet, where they placed in the casket beside the legs or where they thrown out? and where would you throw out a pair of feet?
The Board of Funeral Service voted to revoke the licenses of funeral director Michael Cave and Cave Funeral Services of Allendale.
My question is; What happened to the feet, where they placed in the casket beside the legs or where they thrown out? and where would you throw out a pair of feet?
Luau Anyone?
Huge 1000 Person Booze Cruise Friday June 19th
One night where we mix a little bit of Hawaii with a whole lot of Boston!
Please join us for a one night event where we ask everyone to find their inner Hawaiian spirit and join us on the Biggest Booze Cruise in Boston. On Friday, June 19th, get ready for Boston's Biggest Luau on the Boston Harbor! DJ Danjah has committed to joining the party and setting the tone of mashup hits to create the biggest party on the Atlantic! If you're looking for an excuse to go out, please join us this June for a party that promises to be the benchmark for all your summer events. Reserve your tickets today!!
Whether you opt for a lei with a classy summer dress, a Hawaiian shirt or a much more daring coconut bra and grass skirt, this cruise is all about enjoying the Hawaiian breeze that is briefly passing through Boston. We will not turn you away as long as you are willing to project some positive Hawaiian spirit!
Tickets: Must be 21+ to board. Print your confirmation email and pleas bring it and a valid ID to the cruise for ticket pickup between 7pm-8:00pm
http://www.bostonluau.com
Cost: $20 Until May 31st (Does not include drinks)
$25 After May 31st (Does not include drinks)
Order tickets here http://bostonluau.eventbrite.com/
One night where we mix a little bit of Hawaii with a whole lot of Boston!
Please join us for a one night event where we ask everyone to find their inner Hawaiian spirit and join us on the Biggest Booze Cruise in Boston. On Friday, June 19th, get ready for Boston's Biggest Luau on the Boston Harbor! DJ Danjah has committed to joining the party and setting the tone of mashup hits to create the biggest party on the Atlantic! If you're looking for an excuse to go out, please join us this June for a party that promises to be the benchmark for all your summer events. Reserve your tickets today!!
Whether you opt for a lei with a classy summer dress, a Hawaiian shirt or a much more daring coconut bra and grass skirt, this cruise is all about enjoying the Hawaiian breeze that is briefly passing through Boston. We will not turn you away as long as you are willing to project some positive Hawaiian spirit!
Tickets: Must be 21+ to board. Print your confirmation email and pleas bring it and a valid ID to the cruise for ticket pickup between 7pm-8:00pm
http://www.bostonluau.com
Cost: $20 Until May 31st (Does not include drinks)
$25 After May 31st (Does not include drinks)
Order tickets here http://bostonluau.eventbrite.com/
Dorchester day
The annual Dorchester Day Parade will be held this Sunday, June 7th to celebrate the 377th anniversary of the founding of Dorchester.
We will have OUR 9th annual Dorchester Day, Bowl off at Boston Bowl that morning 9:30 am sharp, so if you are interested please let me know. As always it is a fun time and a great way to start the day.
After the Bowl off,and bragging rights for the day, we head over to Peggy O'Niels to watch the parade.
The Dorchester Day Parade starts in Lower Mills at 1 P.M. and ends at the Columbia Road/Dorchester Avenue intersection.
When the parade is over, the keno skins is done and everyone is well in the wrapper we head on over to Mikey Doyles cookout. Man I love Dot day.
Don't forget to pick up your shirts at College Hype, the carts during the parade, the Exxon station on Gallivan blvd or the Fire station, Local 6.
We will have OUR 9th annual Dorchester Day, Bowl off at Boston Bowl that morning 9:30 am sharp, so if you are interested please let me know. As always it is a fun time and a great way to start the day.
After the Bowl off,and bragging rights for the day, we head over to Peggy O'Niels to watch the parade.
The Dorchester Day Parade starts in Lower Mills at 1 P.M. and ends at the Columbia Road/Dorchester Avenue intersection.
When the parade is over, the keno skins is done and everyone is well in the wrapper we head on over to Mikey Doyles cookout. Man I love Dot day.
Don't forget to pick up your shirts at College Hype, the carts during the parade, the Exxon station on Gallivan blvd or the Fire station, Local 6.
Yummy
The World's Most Perfect Food
A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a tube. Knowing he had discovered something paradigm-shifting, young Vilhelm Lillefläsk quickly went into business. That, dear friends, is when Squeez Bacon® was born. And this delicious delectable from Sweden has finally been brought over to the USA - now with American Flavor!
We've been working for months now with Vilhelm Lillefläsk (yes, he still runs the company!) to bring Squeez Bacon® here, and boy are we proud. Why? Because Squeez Bacon® is simply the tastiest bacon food product ever made. Did you know that it's rumored ABBA met while eating Squeez Bacon® sandwiches? And even IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad (we've heard) never travels without a case! He loves it on his American style meatballs. Ojojoj!
Vilhelm Lillefläsk's Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon! You can put it on sandwiches, pizza, pastas, bacon, soups, pies, eat it hot or cold (warm Squeez Bacon® on toasted rye is to die for), substitute it for bacon in your recipes, or even eat it right out of the tube like we do! If it's edible, it's better with Squeez Bacon®. In the immortal words of Vilhelm Lillefläsk, "Aldrig kommer att ge dig upp!" Once you get a taste of Squeez Bacon®, you'll know exactly what he meant.
Liven up your dull, depressing food!
Product Features
* Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
* 16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
* Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
* Shelf Life of 12 years.
* No refrigeration needed.
* Jätte gott!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
back down
The Big Shows weekly up date:
Starting weight 338 lbs
Current weeks weight 312lbs
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-26 lbs
Big Show is back on track losing 2 lbs this week.
Starting weight 338 lbs
Current weeks weight 312lbs
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-26 lbs
Big Show is back on track losing 2 lbs this week.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Monday Funday
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon so we went to Kileys Tavern to play horse shoes but it started raining, so horse shoes were out. We headed to Tom English Cottage to play darts but people were already playing, so that was also out. We settled on pool for money which turned out to be a blast even with Matty trying to be Tom Cruise from the Color of Money.
Things I learned this weekend:
1. DJ Ran, Randy of the Real world, plays some good music but no one would know because NO ONE SHOWS UP! Great Mash ups.
2. Does Nike have to redo their Kobe/Lebron puppet commercials because Lebron lost?
3. Speaking of Lebron he is a baby and classless. Not to shake the Orlando's players hands after the loss was a bullshit move.
4. Never leave your car keys at the bar, Rio!
5. Lemon flavored Dr. McGillicuddy's is fucking nasty. It tastes like lemon flavored rubbing alcohol.
6. Congrats to Jeffrey and Sarah who are expecting a baby.
7. The movie "Taken" was dope as shit.
8. Cape Cod Beer has a new Summer Ale and I like it.
9. Hurricane O'Reillys sucks dick. I felt like I crashed a frat party Friday night. Never ever going back.
10. The Watchdog HATES the band Journey A LOT.
11. Smiddy it may be time for a new car. Your dashboard looks like a Christmas light display..
12. I am going to a god father of Mackenzie Layden.
13. I am officially off the market, boys and girls.
Things I learned this weekend:
1. DJ Ran, Randy of the Real world, plays some good music but no one would know because NO ONE SHOWS UP! Great Mash ups.
2. Does Nike have to redo their Kobe/Lebron puppet commercials because Lebron lost?
3. Speaking of Lebron he is a baby and classless. Not to shake the Orlando's players hands after the loss was a bullshit move.
4. Never leave your car keys at the bar, Rio!
5. Lemon flavored Dr. McGillicuddy's is fucking nasty. It tastes like lemon flavored rubbing alcohol.
6. Congrats to Jeffrey and Sarah who are expecting a baby.
7. The movie "Taken" was dope as shit.
8. Cape Cod Beer has a new Summer Ale and I like it.
9. Hurricane O'Reillys sucks dick. I felt like I crashed a frat party Friday night. Never ever going back.
10. The Watchdog HATES the band Journey A LOT.
11. Smiddy it may be time for a new car. Your dashboard looks like a Christmas light display..
12. I am going to a god father of Mackenzie Layden.
13. I am officially off the market, boys and girls.
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