Tweet of the week

I was going to sift through the Barstool Sports/Brady tweets but there wasn't anything very poignant in that debauchery. I moved along to the DOW Jones and Nsdaq but I puked everytime I read what I was losing. I can hardly go 2 tweets without someone talking about the Patriots and Ridley and we are going to the Ship...relax people it's one preseason game. Amidst all the shit, I found Steven Kampfer of the Boston Bruins, just being a guy alone at the airport...

"@SteveKampfer47: Absolute people watching at the airport right now. Average girl walking by. Solid 5.3. #terribletalenttoday"

It is nothing great but it made me smile.

Tweet of the week

With all these tweets about the NFL, and my head still spinning from it, I thought a tweet about Tyler Seguin starting his day with the Cup would be appropriate.  Just to change the monotony.

 "@NHLBruins: Tyler Seguin has started his day with Lord Stanley's Cup...^BISH http://yfrog.com/klzt5slj"

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... of the week

All of a sudden people stopped texting me good, solid, funny shit and only sent me things that said - "This should be text of the week", "why didn't I get text of the week", "why was that text of the week", "...I texted so and so and it was so great I cant believe they didn't forward it to you for text of the week", and finally " you only get text of the week if you include a photo of Derek" . I have decided to ADD Tweet of the week. I know that this blog goes through spurts where it lags and I am always trying to update it with fun entertaining shit. I think this can be a great addition.

Now, I know I am still getting used to this Twitter thing. I don't know who to follow(the people who you think would be good; aren't. The ones who should suck dinky: are bomb. And some of the most randoms have the best shit to say), why everyone is dying for a RT, what to hash tag or how to start trending randomness but damn it I am gonna get to the bottom of it all.  It will be a learning process for me as well as you. Since I only tweet from my phone, I am going to put the tweet up in text form - @said person of interest.

If you are on twitter maybe you can start following them or maybe it will make you want to join twitter. Either way, I saw this Tweet today and it gave me the whole idea for Tweet of the week because I literally laughed out loud. I mean we have all been David Hasselhoff drunk on a bathroom floor drunk with a cheese burger slurring our words, RIGHT? I mean this week alone - 3 times!!

"@blakeshelton: On a scale of drunk I'm ringing in a solid "Cheese Burger" on the David Hasselhoff scale...."

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