Everyone is sick

Sean and Chris must be either sick or on vacation because neither said Boo about my lazy lack of posting. To be honest I just got caught up and wasn't thinking about it.

This is what I learned in the few weeks I was away:

1. People really like Jeep Gladiators. Meh!

2. they really played up Ben Affleck's characters Autism in the Accountant 2.

3. Why the fuck in 2025 do New England style hot dog buns only come in a 6 pack when the regular buns come in 8? Hot dogs come in packs of 8 ya cunts.

4. Really amazes me that Easter is a mini Christmas now a days.

5. Mother nature must be on Addys and booze because that bitch is fucked up this year.

6. Chrissy is watching the Florida housing market like hawk looking to get into a rental house.

7. Where in Vegas would you recommend staying? Bellagio, Cosmopolitan, Aria, MGM, NYNY, Mandalay Bay(so I can see the sharks?)?

8. I had no clue that Chappell Roan was so divisive.

9. Sunday day drinking is by far still my favorite day to drink.

10. I have 4 tickets to the Sox/Mets Tuesday May 20th if you are interested. Also Mikey T has 2 tickets to the Sunday the 25th game.

11. The fucking dentist seems like a scam. Always trying to up sell you - bitch clean my teeth and be on your way.

12. Izzy is looking for a date to a wedding in Jersey late July...she has 2 beds so relax.

13. Monday is Cinco De Mayo and Joe said hes going sober for May.

14. Also Joe is planning another pig roast or a leg of lamb roast this spring.

15. Pan fried pork dumplings are always being slept on.

16. Another Marathon Monday in the books...can't wait till next year.

April 8th

 Happy Rex Manning Day Bitches.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I offered Chrissy $500 to pierce his ear for 5 months. He said nah.

2. We mustn't dwell not today...

3. Looks like rain until next Monday so I will say I am out for this weeks Free Jacks game, maybe May 10th.

4. Wait the Mega Millions is up to $5's?

5. Wait Gen Z thinks that the thumbs up emoji is passive aggressive and they want people to stop using it?

6. Congrats to TK for going to South Carolina and checking out wedding venues for his daughter. Just call him Daddy Warbucks until the wedding

7. They brought back dire wolves? The fuck!

8. Red Sox band wagon is almost full. Get your Campbell soup #28 jersey now.

9. Does anyone own a Ford Bronco, if so what do you like what do you hate?

10. Till next year March Madness - Congrats Florida.

11. Speaking of Florida, do you think you could move and live there?

12. What pool is the best pool in Vegas?

April Fools day

Some day I am going to need someone to explain to me where April Fools day comes from. Who picked this day?

This is what I learned this past week:

1. Chrissy had never had a Slim Jim until today! 47 years on this earth and he still hasn't had beef jerky.

2. Everyone was quick to jump on the Red Sox band wagon before the season but they lose a few games and they want off?

3. Since it is now April we can talk about what position/who the Patriots are going to draft at #4.

4. You guys know that April is my jam - Sox home opener, Marathon Monday, and the weather changed for the best! We can start sleeping with the windows open.

5. Mick Foley's daughter, Noelle, got rid of her fakies.

6. Sox signed Crochet to a long term deal. Lets hope Teel doesn't turn into the next great catcher.

7. Steve Boyce's brother is looking for a job if you know of any available.

8. Prayers up for TK, heading to South Carolina for his daughters wedding venue hunt.

9. Chrissy wants to start his own feet finder page. Not sure there are many ladies who are into dudes feet. 

10. Easter Sunday is only 20 days away. You know that it is one of my favorite holidays.

11. Karen Read trial 2.0 bout to kick off soon, juror selection starts today in Dedham.

12. Free Jacks game next Saturday the 12th. Anyone interested in meeting up and day drinking outside in the sun?

See ya at Fenway Friday.