Monday, December 16, 2019

9 days

There are 9 more stressful days of shopping before Christmas. Let's bang it all out before Sunday, ok?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a vegetarian now.
2. Jeffrey chopped off all his hair.
3. Babies are funny.
4. If you don't know what to get someone,w is over 21, for Xmas just get em a bottle of booze.
5. You either live sushi or you hate it. There is no in between.
6. Anyone heard from Kung Fu Dave? Gotta check up on him around this time. He's gonna be like 48 soon.
7. Amazon has made it really easy to shop for any occasion.
8. Amazon Fire stick is 🔥.
9. It is totally normally for the kid at Stop and Shop to tell you to have a blessed day, right?
10. Disaronno and Bacardi on the rocks is suck a Rob drink.
11. Has anyone seen Chrissy out and about in a social setting the last 3 months?  How do we even know his texts are from him?
12. Calnan wants a guest spot on a podcast with Chrissy - only when Chrissy is 3 edibles deep.
13. Don't forget your mega millions tickets this week.
14. Who doesn't like ham? I mean ham is fucking delicious.

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