Its mother fucking Fall bitches!! My favorite time of year.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Sometimes being an adult means chips and dip for dinner.
2. Nothing secretly excites me as much as buckets of beer for $15...5 beers and I am my own bar tender? FUCK YEAH!
3. I do not understand people's obsession with celebrity. People who know nothing about the Kansas City Chiefs are now obsessed with finding out all about Travis Kelce - At least the Swifties are.
4. The Miami Dolphins look unstoppable, 70 Points is nothing to scoff at.
5. Mikey Layden is back on his Golden Tee dominance.
6. Not that anyone is still paying attention but man do the Red Sox stink.
7. I mean after 1 loss people are bailing on Coach Prime already. You know he doesn't play in the games right?
8. When your buddy is on his way to meet you but gets shut down by his wife while he is walking out the door...whomp, whomp, whomp.
9. Chrissy has his car back and his Uber game is stronger than ever.
10. Extra Toasty Cheez Its are fucking fire.
11. Only serial killers eat Brown Sugar Pop Tarts.
12. My Dunkin's has re-opened and could not have come at a better time. Two weeks without some iced coffee got a dude salty as fuck.
The summer is over in 2 fucking weeks...TWO FUCKING WEEKS!
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Chrissy won a bean bag tournament. He got a fucking ring!
2. Martell is still out here unemployed...looking to party.
3. I have found that I can't gamble with some people.
4. How is it $6 a beer at the strip club BUT $7.50 at the fucking casino?
5. If you want to help a young entrepreneur, hit Nate up here or here.
6. Jet Blue is having a one way sale starting at $49 from Boston. Check out their site.
7. Finally got around to Guardians of the Galaxy volume 3. It was ok, could have been better.
8. I am never ever one to get into politics but how the fuck are we sending even more Billions to Ukraine but not a fucking dime/response to what is happening in/to Hawaii?
9. Now that TK is a member of the Weymouth Eagles, he is making friends left and right.
10. Patriots preseason was trash but damn football being back is giving me life.
Yes people I did not blog yesterday but I was busy.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are losing their minds now every time it rains.
2. Chrissy is crushing the Vineyard this week, rumor has it there may be some surprise visitors.
3. It never ceases to amaze me that I have lived here my whole life and when random towns make it on the news, I have no fucking clue where they are. I am geographically challenged.
4. I may or may not have worn 2 pairs of contacts the other day(at the same time).
5. Found TK a perfect spot in Hull...dude balked.
6. It amazes me that they keep raising interest rates to try and crash the housing market and yet its still going strong.
7. Is anyone going to one of the three Morgan Waller shows at Fenway?
8. Mario does plumbing on the side now too. Dudes straight out of In Living Color!
9. Fantasy draft order is all set! See you at the Hoffy on 8/26.
10. Has anyone ever had a tattoo removed?
11. Leaden is playing hard to get with this damn pool party.
1. It is always sad to see work friends move on but also exciting for them.
2. Longfellow's in South Yarmouth is a great dive bar if you are ever in the area. Good food and great peeps.
3. TK was looking at a place to buy and retire too down the Cape.
4. Leaden is having a pool party in the upcoming weeks. Look for the Evite in the mail.
5. Uber is out here wildin', $7.25 cancelation fees? $5 service fees now?
6. I don't understand all the hype about the Barbie movie?
7. There is no way I could live in Georgia. Its hotter than a hoochiecoochie(or whatever Alan Jackson said).
8. The older I get the less patience I seem to have with things.
10. Fantasy football draft is only a month away.
11. What is a better feeling than getting your teeth cleaned?
12. I love how people are now complaining about how hot is has been in July. After they bitched about how shitty June was.
13. Blasis is back and better than ever.
14. If you missed out on Powerball just be on the look out for Mega Millions in the 800 Million range.
15. I know that Springfield is a ways a way but their casino vibe is better than Encore.
16. I remember growing up and smoking was everywhere, your friends did it, you went to bars that were smoke filled and you obviously grew up where your parents chained smoked in cars. Now when I smell anyone doing it, seems a bit more prevalent than I remember.
17. Escargot is going to be a no from me dog!
18. Its Mother Fucking Shark Week...let me know when the shark attacks episode is on please and thank you.
19. Have you watched Hijack? Takes place in real time. We need more shows like that.
20. Downtown(very very small) Fayettville has an open container policy and you can just bar hope between the 7-8 bars they have. I like that vibe.
21. I would like to apologize for not keeping this up. I was on vacation for 2 weeks and then trying to catch up last week was a pain, and lastly I was just down right lazy. Not making excuses just stating facts. I feel like I have recharged and am ready to go.
1. Atlantic City is dirty and grimy but in the best way possible. Drinking on the Boardwalk is a game changer.
2. I see Mother Nature is back up to her old tricks.
3. The Luke Combs remake of Fast Car - we in or out? (side note he just added a second show at Foxboro).
4. I am hoping this is the year I see a shark down the Cape.
5. TK is slowly morphing into Wimpy...I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
6. Speaking of hamburgers, the older I get the more I realize I don't really need cheese on a burger.
7. See ya later Jaylen Brown (yes the reason I didn't post last week was I was still drunk Monday and mad about the way the C's season ended).
8. What is worse than sleeping wrong and your neck is all jacked up.
9. The Sox were fun and exciting for like 3 weeks and not so much now.
10. Random Tuesday drinking is always a good idea...until Wednesday morning.
11. Heard Grillo UNFRIENDED Chrissy yet again - FB, IG, Snap and Facebook.
12. Folan said that this was the worst Dot Day parade he has ever seen. Also sad it is the first one I missed(not counting rain outs/covid) in 20 years.
13. Anyone get invited up to Mt Decepticon and Chrissys camper?
Its gonna be May is one of my favorite memes of all time. It will never get old for me. For some reason I totally blanked on doing this blog yesterday.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Good season Bruins, not the outcome we wanted but hey it happens.
2. What are the odds of seeing Mike Foley, Mark Welch and Mike Layden all on the same day.
3. Ryan's Bachelor party is all set for Atlantic City, the 1st weekend in June.
4. I am calling Bullshit on Stop and Shop charging .10 per bag.
5. Should we try and get some sort of Pub Crawl going over the summer?
6. Adulting this Friday, on Cinco De Mayo, with a colonoscopy...Prayers up!
7. You know the Kentucky Derby is Saturday and its by far one of my favorite days of the year.
8. I heard a rumor that next week it is going to be in the 70's...bring on the good weather.
9. The Cape house is all set for the summer rental season.
10. Have you guys used this AI on Snapchat? Kind of creepy.
Mother nature has moved on from being a drunk to being an Adderall addicted crack head. 60 one day, 37 the next followed by a week of spring but winter nights.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Some days you just don't have it and you get white girl wasted after 3 beers. Hey it happens.
2. I thought you said you were afraid of clowns:
3. All these betting sites are bananas!
4. Dont look now but Welchie is living that single dad life this weekend. Prayers up slick!
5. Has anyone heard from Jason or Mike Foley(no relations)? Think they are both MIA.
6. Banks just failing all over the place. Are we going to have to start putting money in our mattresses?
7. Wind burn is no joke, hurts to fucking smile.
8. Shucking oysters is no joke, ask Mikey T.
9. Glad to see the crowds returning to pre pandemic levels.
10. Only 2 beer and 1 nip given out is a poor showing but there weren't many candidates.
9. If you see Chris Leaden this week, make sure you wish him a happy birthday. He turns 47 on Wednesday.
10. I thought you had to get a "finger test" when you turned 50 but Chrissy assured me 45 is when they start(Even though he was creepily smiling at me).
11. Finished Tulsa King season 1 this weekend. Highly recommend.
12. The Fat Cat was on the Phantom this weekend man was it packed Saturday for lunch.