Been a while

And we are off. 

How is dry January treating some of you weirdos?

This is what I learned while away:

1. Prayers up for Welchie. Kids been in the hospital and banged up for over a week.

2. Man get a puppy they said. It will be fun they said. BULLSHIT!

3. Brunch is always a good idea.

4. Planning a trip to visit Tooma in PA. Who is in?

5. The Bruins are on FIRE! Hotter than a hooker with herpes.

6. People are complaining about this little bit of snow and wintry mix. I mean it is winter.

7. I saw a dude biting his fingernails at a bar and I almost puked. Like what the fuck!

8. Martell is having a Superbowl party if ya interested.

9. Speaking of Martell, rumor has it Justin is sponsoring him to join the Eagles in Weymouth.

10. The Last of Us is a pretty good show so far.

11. Mike G is looking to meet up for some bar hopping in Fanuel hall.

12. The one thing I hate about this post covid world is having to make an appointment for a haircut, I just like to roll on in.

New year new me?!?

 Lets jump right to it, this is the shit I learned this weekend:

1. I am happy that fantasy football season is over. I never scrambled so much in my life.

2. I have been under the weather for about a week now. I just can't seem to shake it.

3. Rumor has it Joe Martell has not left his house since last Monday.

4. Who do we got tonight? Frogs vs Dogs?

5. Puppies are cute 100% would not recommend when it comes to potty training.

6. Guess masking is back. Gonna be a no from me dawg!

7. I love me a good stuffed pork loin.

8. This Cohasset story with the missing woman is bonkers.

9. If you see Chris Leaden this week, make sure you wish him a happy birthday. He turns 47 on Wednesday. 

10. I thought you had to get a "finger test" when you turned 50 but Chrissy assured me 45 is when they start(Even though he was creepily smiling at me).

11. Finished Tulsa King season 1 this weekend.  Highly recommend.

12. The Fat Cat was on the Phantom this weekend man was it packed Saturday for lunch.

2023

...and so the new year begins.  Happy New Year you filthy animals.

This is what I learned recently:

1. I mean if this don't get ya wet what will ("storks bring babies, swallows don't")?

2. Crazy NFL season - prayers up for Damar Hamlin.

3. Get a puppy they said, it will be fun they said. Welcome to the family Bronco

4. The week between Christmas and New Years is just a fucking blur.

5. Goldschlagger shots never disappoint.

6. Hey Joey, maybe don't start fights with 18 year old bouncers at the door. Grow up Peter Pan.

7. Chinese food just hits better on New years.

8. The drive down to PA was 6 hours but the drive back was 7 and 1/2. Fucking Accidents.

9. Go big or go home (sorry for the ass shot).

10. Who knew puppies liked carrots so much?

11. I heard a rumor TK is looking for a new car.

12. Be nice today, doesn't cost you a thing.