BOO

 Summer comes to a close this weekend. Hope everyone had fun.

This is what I learned since last week:

1. Chrissy out here giving out edibles like some sort of weed Oprah - you get an edible, you get an edible.

2. Fantasy draft is in the books. Leaden brought the heat.

3. Looks like Jason Foley will be in his new house within 2 weeks.

4. Wait, what? No Paddy still is not married yet...who else is waiting on that invite?

5. When Mike Layden is your surprise guest, you know it is going to be a good day.

6. The Nashville Hot Snyder's pretzels are fire. 

7. I hope that I only have 2 more tattoo sessions left. Prayers up.

8. Heard a rumor that Chrissy is having a huge bash up at the camp this weekend.

9. Speaking of camps, the Boyce's killed Jellystone with their camper.

10. How does a bar tender have no go to shots? Like can't make a one!

Next weekend

 What is up for Labor Day weekend?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The Arizona Hard ice teas are super trash...straight garbage.

2. Jim Plunkett at the Tipsy Tuna in Hull was wild. He seems to have lost his fast ball but he still packs them in.

3. How does Encore have $75 minimum Black Jack tables at 8:30 am?

4. How much does it cost to shut down Kowloon for a wedding on a Saturday night?

5. TK survived a tornado scare in Weymouth.

6. How the fuck does the MLB have games of APPLE + TV? The fuck!

7. The Hoffy this Saturday for the draft...hope Leaden brings the heat with his dress.

8. The whole Boston vs Quincy bridge battle is bonkers to me.

9. Sad news, Cafe Quattro was sold. Lets see what happens with the menu.

10. I will crush ribs all day everyday. 

11. The Barrett and Paddy killing St. Louis, thanks for the invite fellas.

12. Rumor has it, that there may be a Bruins hockey trip this year...just a rumor right meow.

Just like that

 The summer is over in 2 fucking weeks...TWO FUCKING WEEKS!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Chrissy won a bean bag tournament. He got a fucking ring!

2. Martell is still out here unemployed...looking to party.

3. I have found that I can't gamble with some people.

4. How is it $6 a beer at the strip club BUT $7.50 at the fucking casino?

5. If you want to help a young entrepreneur, hit Nate up here or here. 

6. Jet Blue is having a one way sale starting at $49 from Boston. Check out their site.

7. Finally got around to Guardians of the Galaxy volume 3. It was ok, could have been better.

8. I am never ever one to get into politics but how the fuck are we sending even more Billions to Ukraine but not a fucking dime/response to what is happening in/to Hawaii?

9. Now that TK is a member of the Weymouth Eagles, he is making friends left and right.

10. Patriots preseason was trash but damn football being back is giving me life.

August

 And just like that we are closer to the end of the year than the beginning.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. TK doesn't like pool parties.

2. Chrissy survived a week on Matha's Vineyard.

3. Justin still hasn't invited me on his boat yet...what about you?

4. Welchie is alive and well. Living his best life.

5. Congrats to Nate on selling his photos on Heritage day.

6. The seltzer, non beer market is wild, every one has a different alcohol percentage...and blam all of a sudden you are white girl wasted.

7. It always makes me smile and laugh when people make fun of me for being about that Croc life. You do you boo, I just want to be comfy.

8. Funny how Chris Leaden goes on vacation and no one hears from him. Its like he is ducking fun.

9. Mikey Layden is a true gift to this world. That dude has me smiling at all times.

10. I see gas is on the rise again...thanks Joe!

Relax

 Yes people I did not blog yesterday but I was busy.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People are losing their minds now every time it rains.

2. Chrissy is crushing the Vineyard this week, rumor has it there may be some surprise visitors.

3. It never ceases to amaze me that I have lived here my whole life and when random towns make it on the news, I have no fucking clue where they are. I am geographically challenged.

4. I may or may not have worn 2 pairs of contacts the other day(at the same time).

5. Found TK a perfect spot in Hull...dude balked.

6. It amazes me that they keep raising interest rates to try and crash the housing market and yet its still going strong.

7. Is anyone going to one of the three Morgan Waller shows at Fenway?

8. Mario does plumbing on the side now too. Dudes straight out of In Living Color!

9. Fantasy draft order is all set! See you at the Hoffy on 8/26.

10. Has anyone ever had a tattoo removed?

11.  Leaden is playing hard to get with this damn pool party.

12. Mario is always looking to go golfing!