Monday, February 27, 2017


One day it's 75 the next it's 28. You fucking figure it out.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Have you ever realized how much you swear?
2. Thought we had a fish on the hook for Chrissys pegging but alas it was not meant to be, this time.
3. Congrats to Matt and Megan on the birth of their baby girl.
4. Did you know that the Red Parrot is for sale for a cool $2 mil?
5. Some times it feels like the weekend just ends too quickly.
6. Fuck diets.
7. I am hearing rumors of people saying they are coming to the last mustache pub crawl.
8. If you take a nap are you making up from lack of sleep the night before or are you stealing from your next night of sleep.
9. Colin is killing it at the Black moor. If you stop in by the garden tell him I sent ya.
10. The St Patty's day parade in Scituate is fast approaching. Hope you can make it.
11. What should I give up for Lent this year?
12. Either Chrissy or Jeffrey is planning a night down in Providence. What weekend works for you?
13. Who fucking orders burgers medium well? What kind of savagery is that?
14. TK has an IPhone. Welcome to the real world Thomas Gerard Kelly.
15. There is day drinking and ALL day drinking. The latter is taxing on the body.
16. Jeffrey and his love for edamame is disturbing.
17. I'm not a seafood guy but raw tuna is my jam.
18. I still hate Sam Adams beers. All flavors. Tried to have some this weekend. Think I'd rather be sober.

That's it.

Monday, February 20, 2017

Presidents day

I know I bring this up every year but life was better when we got Washington's and Lincoln's birthdays off.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. If you haven't been you should really try the Met bar and grill.
2. You didn't hear this from me but TK is finally getting a real cell phone.
3. Lazy weekends are needed from time to time.
4. Has anyone heard from Calnan? Hope his police training is going well.
5. Just a reminder, tell your friends, the 10th and last Mustache Pub Crawl is Saturday,, May 20th starting at 1pm at Cagney's.
6. I know some of you are surprised as I am that Coca Cola doesn't celebrate Presidents day.
7. Rumor has it that Grillo helped Chrissy out in a big way with his Ubering.
8. Why do I feel like I spend $150 every god damn time I walk into Stop and Shop?
9. Working and making cash money is great and all but if you can't find the time to spend it is it worth it?
10. Naps are under rated.
11. Any suggestions on t- shirt colors for the MPC?
12. When you have bad dream and wake up mad for a second that your friend did something mean in your dream.
13. Speaking of friends, we all have that one friend who holds grudges no matter what.
14. Tom Kelly is trying to get a group together this Saturday to catch the BU- Notre Dame hockey game. If you are interested hit him up on his new cell.
15. Random people come up to me all the time and start conversations. Do I have one of those faces?
16. Jeffrey told me he is officially too old to pay for covers.
17. I have 4 tickets for the Sox, Thursday September 28th. If you are interested let me know.
18. Cereal is totally fine for dinner. It is quick and easy and fuss free!

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Valentine's day

I waited this week to post, so that I could wish you all a happy Valentine's day.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It is amazing to me that Jeffrey and Supah had never been to the Goal Post.
2. No matter how old you get birthday shots still happen.
3. New year new me, people out there just trying to better themselves.
4. Winter depression because of the weather happens. This snow ain't helping.
5. Speaking of snow, my snow blower is all jacked up.
6. Thank Christ for Supah P and his chain saw.
7. Guess who finally has a Nintendo classic mini? This guy!!
8. Sometimes you just have a bad day!
9. Matt and Meghan's baby is due next Monday.
10. Taxes are done!
11. Ever just feel like you need a vacation?
12. Breaking a zipper on your favorite jacket sucks.
13. How many days can you go without drinking?
14. Anyone seen Chrissy? Think he is MIA.
15. Jeans always fit better the second day you wear them.
16. Catching up with old friends is something you should look forward too.

Hope there is plenty of chocolate and roses in your future today.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Haters gonna hate

Well the Pats did it, with a great second half. As you probably guessed I was bombed at the end of the game but man what a game it was.

This is what I learned:
1. Pats fans are slowly passing Yankees fan on the scale of obnoxiousness.
2. People look weird when they shave their facial hair.
3. You take one day off of work and everyone loses their minds.
4. Day drinking is my jam and even better with friends.
5. Cheers to Chrissy for trying his first oyster. Sadly it wasnt the aphrodisiac he thought it was.
6. Sad to see Claude Julien go but the Bruins need something to spark them.
7. Hong Kong Kung Fu Dave was sick as a dog and didn't get to watch any of the super bowl. Hope he caught a replay.
8. The new sausage stuffer I treated myself too is bomb.
9. Guess some times you can "like" someone but there just aren't any "feels". Women are crazy.
10. May 20th is the official day of the 10th and final Mustache Pub Crawl. Starting at 1 at Cagneys.
11. I don't know what I hate more - Fake news or people who forward along fake news without reading or  checking out the facts?
12. Big Miranda Lambert fan now. All she sings about is drinking, smoking and banging. My type of lady.
13. If you are down in Providence, make sure you stop by Trinity Brew house.
14. I feel dirty saying this but so far I am digging 24 Legacy.
15. I hope that some of you won a square or two.
16. Fucking Joe Martell not knowing who/what the Thundercats are blows my mind.
17. Making a final payment on your car is exciting.
18. I still can't believe that there are no NES Classic minis to be found anywhere.

Have fun at the parade today. Stay dry and drink with class and style.