Monday, April 28, 2014

May may may

Hello Spring, where are you? Spring has sprung my balls!! Rain and rain, cold and cold, and blah blah blah.

This is what i learned this weekend:
1.We need more Sean Riccio in all our lives.
2. Calnan, the champion of civil rights, is on his way to LA to boycott the Clippers.
3. Life is all about mistakes: how many you make, how many you avoid and how you deal with them.
4. How many people are going broke from these $30 scratchies?
5. This is my fancy bartender/wedding look (I clean up well):

6. People are raging about Wegmans opening on Rt 9. Get there people. The place is the fucking shit!
7. Grass seed is not cheap. Not cheap at all.
8. Congrats to Mark and Cathleen on their wedding. Hope those 2 kids are having fun in Jamaica.
9. The past few days I have just felt out of it. Like my head is in the clouds. I hope that I am not getting sick.
10. After some confusion over the "artwork" for the MPC shirts, the shirts have been ordered.
11. Oh looky looky, the Bruins are in the second round of the playoffs and everyones hopping back on the band wagon. Bunch of fair weather fucks.
12. The buffalo chicken bowl at the Baseball Tavern is awesome. Chopped up buffalo chicken over french fries covered in blue cheese.
13. Never ever a bad meal at the original Pizzeria Regina.
14. Is there anything worse than heart burn?
15. Jebby tells me 2 bananas a day will cure all your stomach issues and pooping issues.
16. Little kids love to party at weddings.
17. Does anyone know a landscaper? TK is looking for one.
18. Holy shit trees are expensive.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

I got nothing

After smashing my fingers in a door jamb yesterday it is pretty difficult to type but I a, going to do my best.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. I mean who doesn't like fudge?
2. Does anyone know why both my hammys hurt today?
3. I saw Chrissy eat $20 worth of Popeyes chicken in under 5 minutes.
4. Dear Red Sox I see what you are doing with the beer lines. By making them so long that people don't want to wait in them. Oh yeah the price increase sure didn't help.
5. Its always good to see Danny out.
6. I know it is Easter and all but when did it become mini Xmas? I know I say it all the time but what the fuck.
7. Cape Cod Beer now comes in cans. If you are down the cape pick me up some.
8. Baseball Tavern still has the cheapest beers around at $4.75.
9. The lines to get in to the bars were ridiculous yesterday. I mean $20 each to cut and get in ridiculous.
10. Are there any new games out there? Word with friends still rules but I am looking for something new.
11. Bacon wrapped beef tenderloin is the shit!
12. As an adult, what hurts more an ear ache or a tooth ache?
13. I don't care if you run it in 2 hours and 8 minutes or 8 hours and 2 minutes. Running 26.2 miles is quite an accomplishment.
14. Does anyone still get milk delivered to their house? 
15. Nothing quite like a dance off at a packed bar.
16. Chrissy told me that If I ever ran the marathon he would not be there when I crossed the finish line. What an asshole.

That is all for now.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Harpoon and Fenway

Friends of Harpoon

Back by popular demand, we are offering Friend of Harpoon Nights at Fenway this spring! Join us on April 29th for an exclusive Friend of Harpoon evening at the brewery and our favorite ballpark.

We’ll start at the Harpoon Beer Hall for a pint and pretzel then we’ll hop on an Old Town Trolley and make our way to Fenway for the 7:10 PM start of the Red Sox vs. Rays. Friends of Harpoon will have group seating in the Outfield Bleachers for the game.

Tickets are first come, first served and are $50.

Your ticket includes:
  • One Pint of Harpoon beer at the Beer Hall
  • One handmade Harpoon Brewery Pretzel
  • Transportation from Harpoon Brewery to Fenway Park via Old Town Trolley
  • One Outfield Bleacher Ticket to Boston vs. Tampa Bay

Schedule of Events:
  • Arrive at Harpoon between 4:30-5:00 PM
  • Enjoy a pint and pretzel between 4:30-6:00 PM
  • Depart on trolleys no later than 6:15 PM
  • Grab a beer and watch the game starting at 7:10 PM
There are a limited amount of tickets for this event so please plan accordingly. You may purchase a maximum of two tickets per person.

Tickets will go on sale April 17th at 11 AM EST. To purchase, please visit:

Enter Password: FenwayNight429

We will be hosting a series of these events throughout the season. So, if you can’t make this game, please join for another later in the year. Check out the full schedule.

And did you know you can now buy Harpoon IPA and Harpoon Summer Beer in cans at Fenway? We look forward to taking you out to the ballgame!

Your Friends at Harpoon

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Taco Bell breakfast review

From Christian Daniel MacPhail (I edited for punctuation as it came through a text):

I haven't had any fast food besides Wendy's in a very long time.
If Taco Bell came out with the new menu for breakfast I had to give it a shot.

Here is my Taco Bell breakfast review:
1. The breakfast burrito was tasty but just a generic burrito like anyone else has, nothing special to it in fact it was actually over priced at a $1.99
2. The a.m. Crunchwrap was very good nice crunchy hash brown in the middle with the eggs and sausage pressed together and toasted in their little panini machine. My only complaint is that it was a lot smaller then I was expecting. (The Crunchwrap if you can look at the picture was only about a third of the size of that wrapper; at first I was all excited then when I open it up I was like "Damn" in my Ron Simmons voice.)
3. The waffle taco was pretty damn good. I love mixing all my food together so the fact that they put eggs, bacon, and cheese in a waffle then cover it with syrup was DYNOMITE.

It was a overall a very tasty good breakfast ,nothing I would go out of my way for but if I'm in the area I would stop in

Tax day

April 15th will always be known as tax day but after what happened last year at the Boston Marathon the bombing is now thrown in the mix. Please, keep the victims in your hearts and prayers.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mario has 1 extra ticket to the Red Sox marathon Monday game if anyones interested.
2. Who hits on 17? Apparently Michael Brown does.
3. I really am the worst golfer ever.
4. The new Captain America movie was great.
5. The 7th Annual Mustache pub crawl is less than 2 months away.
6. It is hockey playoff time, now all the bandwagoneers come out. Lets see who starts their playoff beards.
7. There isn't many strip clubs still operating in Providence.
8. Galaxy S5 or the HTC one (M8)?
9. Welchies new bff, Q, loves Coronas, strip clubs, midgets and big booty hos. Sounds a whole lot like a black Chrissy.
10. Watch out world, the Chiefdude, is rocking out to the H.I.I.T workout. #beastmodeon #looklikebane #fitfam
11. The straight off the boat Irish don't seem to like gambling or strip clubs much.
12. Supah Ps beard is epic. He has not cut it in 20 months.
13. Does anyone know a mason? My front steps are in pretty bad shape.
14. You didn't hear this from me but Mario isn't making the mustache pub crawl this year.
15. Mike Foley gets on the party bus and the kid parties like it is his last night out ever.
16. Mikey Layden is MIA. Kid wont return calls or nothing.
17. Jeffrey told me the older I get the grumpier I get. I think he may be right. The older I become the less tolerant I am of dumb people.
18. I never want to admit it but I am slowly becoming a grass guy. Since my dogs have ruined my back yard I try to make sure the front of the house is looking good.
19. What feels better a good back scratch or a good stretch?
20. If Twin Rivers wants to stay open they are going to have to start giving out free drinks or at least make them $1.

Sorry, I didn't have time to post this list yesterday. The 1st hot day of the year is always busy and when we earn our money.

I hope that you all have a nice safe Easter. I can not wait to eat a pound of bacon.

Monday, April 7, 2014

Where is the nice weather?

God damn it when is the nice weather coming? I am not asking for 80's and shit, maybe just a 65 degree day, T shirts and jeans.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Red Sox fans are crazy. They are already bitching about losing, its a week into the season people.
2. If you have never been, do yourself a favor and go to Providence Prime.
3. I think the Oreo eat off will be around July 4th. What better time than Americas birthday.
4. Pretty sure the MPC shirts are going to be red and yellow.
5. The WWE network is worth owning.
6. Is there anything worse than  getting the wrong breakfast item from Dunkin Donuts? You get home and open the bag looking for an onion bagel and you end up with a chocolate donut.
7. Buffalo chicken rangoons are the shit.
8. Who doesn't love drunk voicemails from your friends?
9.. I can not be the only person who loves the Godzilla Snickers commercial.
10. Bleacher Bar relax with your no photo's signs. We get it.
11. Smiddy told me to tell Rio to grow up and stop chasing his hockey dream.
12. Jeffrey is looking to get rid of his 2006 Jeep Liberty.
13. Always have an exit strategy or plan.
14. Is weed legal in Canada?

Get your livers ready, Welchies bachelor party is Saturday