Monday, September 18, 2023

One Day

 All this god damn rain will stop.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People are losing their minds about a possible N'Sync reunion tour.

2. This MGM hacked casino story gets better each and every day.

3. Dunkin's has gone up a $1 in less than a year. How's that happen?

4. You didn't hear this from me but TK was spotted on Cape last week looking at property.

5. Don't forget the Powerball is up over 600 Mill!

6. Who doesn't love when a storm is a total dud?

7. Nothing good ever comes from a sub shop being sold. The food only goes down, never up, and never more quantity.

8. I haven't had coffee in about a week and man am I hungry every morning now.

9. This writers/actors strike is really killing the new TV show and movie market.

10. Beers just hit different on a nice day with foot ball on.

11. Fall starts this week and I am pumped for jeans and t shirt weather.

12. I dont know what hurts more as an adult - a tooth ache or an ear ache. They both suck!

Wednesday, September 13, 2023


 I was on vacation and there was a holiday and then I came back to work and there was all this stuff.


This is what I learned when I was away:

1. R.I.P Jimmy Buffet, I always had a blast at every concert.

2. I heard Mario is getting into the tattoo game.

3. It is great to have Football back.

4. The Red Sox seem to be stuck at 73 wins for like 2 weeks, I mean the over doesn't look to promising.

5. Its week 2 and I already hate all my fantasy teams.

6. R.I.P  to Aaron Rodgers left Achilles.

7. It appears as though all the pumpkin spice has invaded every single thing.

8. Prayers up to Leominster, after that microburst.

9. Has everyone run to the grocery store to stock up on French toast kits - bread, milk and butter.

10. Tuesdays at Buffalo Wild Wings is lit with their buy one get one free.

11. Twin Rivers sucks!

12. If anyone is looking for Bs tickets, Hit up Mario!

Monday, August 28, 2023


 Summer comes to a close this weekend. Hope everyone had fun.

This is what I learned since last week:

1. Chrissy out here giving out edibles like some sort of weed Oprah - you get an edible, you get an edible.

2. Fantasy draft is in the books. Leaden brought the heat.

3. Looks like Jason Foley will be in his new house within 2 weeks.

4. Wait, what? No Paddy still is not married yet...who else is waiting on that invite?

5. When Mike Layden is your surprise guest, you know it is going to be a good day.

6. The Nashville Hot Snyder's pretzels are fire. 

7. I hope that I only have 2 more tattoo sessions left. Prayers up.

8. Heard a rumor that Chrissy is having a huge bash up at the camp this weekend.

9. Speaking of camps, the Boyce's killed Jellystone with their camper.

10. How does a bar tender have no go to shots? Like can't make a one!

Monday, August 21, 2023

Next weekend

 What is up for Labor Day weekend?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The Arizona Hard ice teas are super trash...straight garbage.

2. Jim Plunkett at the Tipsy Tuna in Hull was wild. He seems to have lost his fast ball but he still packs them in.

3. How does Encore have $75 minimum Black Jack tables at 8:30 am?

4. How much does it cost to shut down Kowloon for a wedding on a Saturday night?

5. TK survived a tornado scare in Weymouth.

6. How the fuck does the MLB have games of APPLE + TV? The fuck!

7. The Hoffy this Saturday for the draft...hope Leaden brings the heat with his dress.

8. The whole Boston vs Quincy bridge battle is bonkers to me.

9. Sad news, Cafe Quattro was sold. Lets see what happens with the menu.

10. I will crush ribs all day everyday. 

11. The Barrett and Paddy killing St. Louis, thanks for the invite fellas.

12. Rumor has it, that there may be a Bruins hockey trip this year...just a rumor right meow.

Monday, August 14, 2023

Just like that

 The summer is over in 2 fucking weeks...TWO FUCKING WEEKS!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Chrissy won a bean bag tournament. He got a fucking ring!

2. Martell is still out here unemployed...looking to party.

3. I have found that I can't gamble with some people.

4. How is it $6 a beer at the strip club BUT $7.50 at the fucking casino?

5. If you want to help a young entrepreneur, hit Nate up here or here. 

6. Jet Blue is having a one way sale starting at $49 from Boston. Check out their site.

7. Finally got around to Guardians of the Galaxy volume 3. It was ok, could have been better.

8. I am never ever one to get into politics but how the fuck are we sending even more Billions to Ukraine but not a fucking dime/response to what is happening in/to Hawaii?

9. Now that TK is a member of the Weymouth Eagles, he is making friends left and right.

10. Patriots preseason was trash but damn football being back is giving me life.

Monday, August 7, 2023


 And just like that we are closer to the end of the year than the beginning.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. TK doesn't like pool parties.

2. Chrissy survived a week on Matha's Vineyard.

3. Justin still hasn't invited me on his boat yet...what about you?

4. Welchie is alive and well. Living his best life.

5. Congrats to Nate on selling his photos on Heritage day.

6. The seltzer, non beer market is wild, every one has a different alcohol percentage...and blam all of a sudden you are white girl wasted.

7. It always makes me smile and laugh when people make fun of me for being about that Croc life. You do you boo, I just want to be comfy.

8. Funny how Chris Leaden goes on vacation and no one hears from him. Its like he is ducking fun.

9. Mikey Layden is a true gift to this world. That dude has me smiling at all times.

10. I see gas is on the rise again...thanks Joe!

Tuesday, August 1, 2023


 Yes people I did not blog yesterday but I was busy.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People are losing their minds now every time it rains.

2. Chrissy is crushing the Vineyard this week, rumor has it there may be some surprise visitors.

3. It never ceases to amaze me that I have lived here my whole life and when random towns make it on the news, I have no fucking clue where they are. I am geographically challenged.

4. I may or may not have worn 2 pairs of contacts the other day(at the same time).

5. Found TK a perfect spot in Hull...dude balked.

6. It amazes me that they keep raising interest rates to try and crash the housing market and yet its still going strong.

7. Is anyone going to one of the three Morgan Waller shows at Fenway?

8. Mario does plumbing on the side now too. Dudes straight out of In Living Color!

9. Fantasy draft order is all set! See you at the Hoffy on 8/26.

10. Has anyone ever had a tattoo removed?

11.  Leaden is playing hard to get with this damn pool party.

12. Mario is always looking to go golfing!

Monday, July 24, 2023

As Staind once sang...


This is what I learned while away from here:

1. It is always sad to see work friends move on but also exciting for them.

2. Longfellow's in South Yarmouth is a great dive bar if you are ever in the area. Good food and great peeps.

3. TK was looking at a place to buy and retire too down the Cape.

4. Leaden is having a pool party in the upcoming weeks. Look for the Evite in the mail.

5. Uber is out here wildin', $7.25 cancelation fees? $5 service fees now?

6. I don't understand all the hype about the Barbie movie?

7. There is no way I could live in Georgia. Its hotter than a hoochiecoochie(or whatever Alan Jackson said).

8. The older I get the less patience I seem to have with things.

10. Fantasy football draft is only a month away.

11. What is a better feeling than getting your teeth cleaned?

12. I love how people are now complaining about how hot is has been in July. After they bitched about how shitty June was.

13. Blasis is back and better than ever.

14. If you missed out on Powerball just be on the look out for Mega Millions in the 800 Million range.

15. I know that Springfield is a ways a way but their casino vibe is better than Encore.

16. I remember growing up and smoking was everywhere, your friends did it, you went to bars that were smoke filled and you obviously grew up where your parents chained smoked in cars. Now when I smell anyone doing it, seems a bit more prevalent than I remember.

17. Escargot is going to be a no from me dog!

18. Its Mother Fucking Shark Week...let me know when the shark attacks episode is on please and thank you.

19. Have you watched Hijack? Takes place in real time. We need more shows like that.

20. Downtown(very very small) Fayettville has an open container policy and you can just bar hope between the 7-8 bars they have. I like that vibe.

21. I would like to apologize for not keeping this up. I was on vacation for 2 weeks and then trying to catch up last week was a pain, and lastly I was just down right lazy.  Not making excuses just stating facts. I feel like I have recharged and am ready to go.

Monday, June 26, 2023

So glad

 I am so glad that we have become Seattle of the North east with all this rain.

This is what I learned the past 2 weeks:

1. I guess some people think I am a FUCKING ASSHOLE. I am ok with this.

2. Great wedding on Friday night, lots of laughs and great catching up with friends.

3. Bye bye Broncos nuts...tomorrow is the day.

4. TK is heading to NYC to visit his daughter, wish the old man luck.

5. Go fuck yourself is a perfectly acceptable answer to most anything.

6. Brittney vs Christina Brunch on July 29th...see ya there.

7. I heard Chrissy tried to meet up with Grillo for some drinks but Grillo was too cool for school.

8. Banging out a last minute best man speech for your 12 year old nephew at a wedding is fucking wild.

9. You guys hear Chris Youngs new banger?

10. Shocking to see the MacPhails are going to zero concerts after attending 12540674 last year.

11. My Jeep is finally over 60K!

12. See ya in 2 weeks...vacation next week.

Monday, June 12, 2023


 Yo, is summer going to rears its fucking head or what?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. TK loves the Hancock Tavern vibe and plans to put it in his rotation.

2. I love a good random Tuesday drinking with Chris Leaden at the Fowler, can't wait till the next one.

3. I may or may not use the word CUNT too much.

4. The Sox overs ain't hitting no more.

5. I think Grillo may be back on the Chrissy train. They will probably be at the Red Hat after Grillo's next big house sale.

6. Fathers day is this weekend...hope ya guys take care of ya fellas.

7. SHHHHHH but Jeffrey drank on a Sunday.

8. Fantasy league has been renewed! Draft is on.

9. The Hoffy has the most spectacular Golden Tee machine ever.

10. It always makes me smile when I have to use baby sunscreen on my senstive face.

Tuesday, June 6, 2023

June is here

It has been a while.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Atlantic City is dirty and grimy but in the best way possible. Drinking on the Boardwalk is a game changer.

2. I see Mother Nature is back up to her old tricks.

3. The Luke Combs remake of Fast Car - we in or out? (side note he just added a second show at Foxboro).

4. I am hoping this is the year I see a shark down the Cape.

5. TK is slowly morphing into Wimpy...I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

6. Speaking of hamburgers, the older I get the more I realize I don't really need cheese on a burger.

7. See ya later Jaylen Brown (yes the reason I didn't post last week was I was still drunk Monday and mad about the way the C's season ended).

8. What is worse than sleeping wrong and your neck is all jacked up.

9. The Sox were fun and exciting for like 3 weeks and not so much now.

10. Random Tuesday drinking is always a good idea...until Wednesday morning.

11. Heard Grillo UNFRIENDED Chrissy yet again - FB, IG, Snap and Facebook.

12. Folan said that this was the worst Dot Day parade he has ever seen. Also sad it is the first one I missed(not counting rain outs/covid) in 20 years.

13. Anyone get invited up to Mt Decepticon and Chrissys camper?

14. What about Steve Boyce's new camper?

Monday, May 22, 2023


 Remember a few weeks back I was all like Mother Nature is on her meds and everything is cool?

Guess what that bitch is tripping!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Waking up on a Sunday thinking you are late for work, is not how I like to start the day.

2. The Beer Garden in Kilroy Square was kind of a bust.

3. Biggie Brunch was a blast, didn't see any of you there but maybe next year.

4. I had no idea that so many people love T-Swift. Like my feed was filled with so many.

5. Frank Brown is alive, married with 2 kids!

6. Hey Celtics, ya suck!

7. Memorial day weekend is upon us and you know what that means - the MacPhails are going to Plunkett!

8. Jeffrey cannot get his pool not to be cloudy.

9. If you have never had an Italian from Monicas in the North End you are missing out.

10. Double headers for baseball on a Sunday ain't the worst way to spend a nice 70 degree day.

11. I am not a huge fan of red grapes.

12. TK gunning for granda of the year with a 2 hour trek each way to watch a 40 minute T ball game.

Monday, May 15, 2023


 I got caught up doing some work this morning. So I am sorry that this thing is a bit later than normal.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The Olds love the Inn at Bay Point (Or Bay Pointe Waterfront as it is now called).

2. Biggie Brunch this Saturday at Liberty Tavern.

3. Wait till our album drops:

4. I mean I will make focaccia anytime.

5. Do we have any friends with a boat?

6. Joe is trying to get a trip to the Bahamas if anyone is interested.

7. Breakfast pizza is bomb.

8. I heard Ryan is trying to load up the rooms in Atlantic City...Bro we aint 21.

9. Between the Biggie Brunch and this, Saturday is shaping up to be bomb.

10. Chrissy went to Sullivans in Hanover. He met Grillo for lunch. 

Monday, May 8, 2023


 The weather is nice, mother nature must have figured out how to maintain a buzz.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Granite Links, Crossing Nines, is a phenomenal view. If you are a single dude it is like shooting fish in a barrel.

2. Inn at Bay pointe is still my favorite bar in Quincy.

3. The worst part of a colonoscopy is the prep work. I would not wish that upon my worst enemy.

4. The Red Sox are on fire.

5. They always say to look for a job when you have a job. 

6. I have said this before and I will say it again. BREAKFAST NEEDS MORE APPETIZER OPTIONS!

7. Cinco De Mayo is still one of my favorite drinking days of the year.

8. I can't believe the Buffalo Wild Wings in Braintree is closed.

9. Thinking about going back to the Derby for my 50th in 4 years. Is that enough time for people to prepare?

10. Chris Leaden still pulling them Saturday shifts at the Charlie Horse.

Tuesday, May 2, 2023


Its gonna be May is one of my favorite memes of all time. It will never get old for me. For some reason I totally blanked on doing this blog yesterday.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Good season Bruins, not the outcome we wanted but hey it happens.

2. What are the odds of seeing Mike Foley, Mark Welch and Mike Layden all on the same day.

3. Ryan's Bachelor party is all set for Atlantic City, the 1st weekend in June.

4. I am calling Bullshit on Stop and Shop charging .10 per bag.

5. Should we try and get some sort of Pub Crawl going over the summer?

6. Adulting this Friday, on Cinco De Mayo, with a colonoscopy...Prayers up!

7. You know the Kentucky Derby is Saturday and its by far one of my favorite days of the year.

8. I heard a rumor that next week it is going to be in the 70's...bring on the good weather.

9. The Cape house is all set for the summer rental season.

10. Have you guys used this AI on Snapchat? Kind of creepy.

Monday, April 24, 2023

on the fence

 Lets jump right into it:

1. Chris Leaden is off the gambling Aps.

2. Chrissy comes back from Florida without a tan...bro did you even see the sun?

3. Went to the Fat Cat on Saturday and man I didn't remember the food being that good.

4. Chrissy is back in the Uber game after his car was smashed up.

5. I hate painting but I hate painting/staining a deck more.

6.  Got a few weeks left at the Cape house, if ya interested.

7. The Red Sox are 16-7 on overs this season.

8. Speaking of the Sox, glad to see my man Verdugo back and crushing it.

9. Does anyone else love Dan Roche on T& R in the morning?

10. Atlantic City for Ryans Bachelor party? Why not!

Wednesday, April 19, 2023

What happened?

 Another year and another Marathon Monday Red Sox game in the books.

This is what I learned:

1. Mike G cannot bounce back like he used too...I gotta go the bar is spinning.

2. Flanders Field in Hanover is a nice vibe and pretty good food. 

3. Rumor has it Chrissy is looking at buying a vacation spot in Florida.

4. I have done a lot of stupid shit in my life but working 12 hours the day after going to the Marathon game is 100% in the top 10.

5. I tried to get down to Atlanta this Friday to catch the Cs game and airfare alone was over $1200. Like Bro what gives?

6. Give me all the pepperoni pizzas!

7. Its actually pretty fucking amazing that you are supposed to work until 70. Retirement at 70, when do you get to enjoy life?

8. I paid $16 for what I would call a medium sub the other day and almost shit a brick.

9. You didn't hear this from me but TK is headed to Cronins tonight for the Bs and Sox.

10. Scared money don't make money.

Tuesday, April 11, 2023

just like that

 This week it is summer. Where the fuck is spring?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Finding parts for a broken kitchen faucet is not the easiest thing to do.

2. Mike G is pumped for this Marathon Monday Sox game.

3. I watched Mystic Pizza for the first time ever. What an 80's themed movie. Julia Roberts what a slut.

4. Never try to actually make plans with Joey Martell. He speaks in riddles.

5. Heard another guy bailed on the gambling APs.

6. You need a part time carpenter, Chris Leaden is your man.

7. Being an adult sometimes means having Dairy Queen for dinner.

8. You know you are older when all your friends are talking about the new medicines they are on.

9. Man the MBTA offering $7500 sign on bonus.

10. Sometimes the devil ya know is better than the devil ya don't.

11. Does anyone else still Wordle?

12. Don't look now but Mario is working on his plumbing skills for real(itsamemario).

Monday, April 3, 2023

April Showers

 Its Red Sox season, Bruins season and Celtics season. Lets go boys!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. You are truly an adult when buying new trash barrels excites you.

2. Joey loves him some drag brunch. Doing it all again May 27th so get your tickets.

3. Draft Kings is by far the best of the aps...with Fan Duel coming in a close second.

4. Fucking Keno killing it with the 1-2-3-4-5.

5. Angry meatball pizza is a killer on the butt hole.

6. It is going to be 70 on Thursday. Get the sun screen out.

7. SDSU or UConn tonight, who ya got?

8. I know we live in a digital age but have you picked up a news paper lately? THIN!

9. $11 beers at Fenway ain't too shabby.

10. Have you seen this Just for Men mascara applicator thing for beards?

Monday, March 27, 2023

Its Baseball season

 The Red Sox start on Thursday and let me tell you mother nature better get off her bullshit.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. John Wick 4 is fucking awesome.

2. I watched the Boston Strangler movie on Hulu. Meh!

3. Mikey Layden is alive and well.

4. Chris Leaden is taking a break from social media. No Snap, No Twitter. Who knows if he will even read this (Hey Chris).

5. Jeffrey tried to go to the 19th Hole and it was closed. Lets pray it was just too early in the day.

6. Musical Bingo, Singo if you will, is fun but I don't really have the patience.

7. People already out on the betting aps.

8. Is always amazing to me that Joe drinks every day but not the weekends.

9. Congrats to TK who is going to be a two time grandfather.

10. Anyone going to Florida for school vacation week? Hook up with Chrissy, he is going to be galivanting all over the state.