Monday, October 28, 2024

Little sad

 I did not see anyone dressed up this weekend for Halloween at any bars. Pretty sad - sad panda whitley.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I was geared up for the apple cider donut from Dunks and that shit was straight trash!

2. Never ceases to amaze me that Martell goes incognito and unresponsive to calls and texts for days at a time.

3. Leaden, Layden and MacPhail all met up and it sounds like a Law Firm.

4. The Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail party is this Saturday at 3:30...see you at the bar.

5. It is amazing to me in 2024 that someone does not know how to use a Nest thermostat.

6. Bronny James to the G league? Like there is anyone in the world that is surprised by that?

7. I see people sending memes of Arron Judge when they are asked what time they are showing up or meeting up. I didn't get it at first but I guess it means I ain't showing up just like Judge hasn't for any of these playoff games.

8. One of the betting caveats I have is never betting against the Armed forces. Sorry Navy you got your doors blown off.

9. BBQ chicken pizza is better than Buffalo chicken pizza. I said what I said.

10. Holy Shit Jaden Daniels - I could watch that hail Mary all day every day.

11. Carlos Sepulveda is alive and well.

12. People losing their minds over the Pats winning against the Jets...bro come on. Rodgers is washed as they come.

13. This weather is awesome - 79 one day 35 the next and later this week it will be 72, 78 and 66.

14. Dominos sending free emergency pizzas out is also nuts. There is no way they are not a drug front.


Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Life happens

 Sorry my dudes, life happens.


This is what I learned while away:

1.The Celtics have raised banner 18.

2. Next Monday is the holy grail of sports betting - MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL. A wet dream if you will.

3. Ever randomly crack a tooth? Yeah it is wild.

4. Wait Best Buy is still a thing? They sent me a $10 gift card.

5.  This weather is nuts, fucking 80 in late October?

6. Thinking about bringing back the Yankee regift party this year.

7. You guys see any sales for plus size dresses let me know. Every week I fall deeper and deeper into last place.

8. Today is free slider day at Dave hot chicken...get yours while they last.

9. Does anyone really give 2 flying fucks about Lebron playing with his son?

10. Chris Leaden is trying to get a bunch of people out together for some beers but everyone's schedule doesn't line up.

11. Two people on my street are having a politic off - Harris sign, Trump sign, A second Harris Walz sign, waiting on the Next Trump sign. 

12.  Andre Reed has a Bills Mafia documentary coming out.

13. Georgia beat Texas and now sit at #2 on the season. This 12 team end of year tournament is going to be wild.

14. If you are having a Halloween costume party please do not invite me. I am 46 and not dressing up.

15. Chrissy daughter tried to do her best Evel Knievel impersonation but ended up more like Super Dave Osborn.

16. If you haven't been watching the Penguin then you are truly missing out.



Monday, October 7, 2024

Spooky season

 People seem to be decorating their homes more and more for the Halloween season.


This is what I learned this weekend(quick 12 pack edition):

1. Taco Bell has brought back the double decker taco for a limited time.

2. Over 2 months to get an appointment for an eye exam? Everyone all of a sudden going blind?

3. I heard that Stop and Shop are going to stop charging the $.10 for bags.

4. If you know of anyone selling a good used car cheap, Hit up Chris Leaden. He is looking for one.

5. If you were wondering, Mark Welch is alive and well. Heard he has his eye on Jason Foley's 'Vette.

6. Today is Joe Martell's birth day. If you see him at the Hoffy grab him a beer.

7. Chrissy survived 4 days of being Mr. Mom. No one got hurt and everyone is in good spirits.

8. How is it we have no FEMA money for people in NC or Florida but we have money for Lebanon? We find that in the couch cushions?

9. The Quincy YMCA is already big and now they are planning on an expansion?

10. Swayman signs an 8 year deal and opening night is tomorrow. Prayers up the Bruins season is better than the Patriots.

11. It is pretty wild that the Red Sox are the cheapest ticket in town. Mediocrity at it's best.

12. The Irish Pub in North Quincy is an old school cash only Star Wars type of bar but the food is dirt cheap. Not sure how they are making any money from that.

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

I was waiting

 Till October first to post (also Sean Riccio bullied me but that's besides the point).

This is what I learned while away:

1. People hate Georgia more than I thought. That Bama/Georgia game was one for the ages.

2.  Mia Khalifa on Only fans now? 

3. If you need any Bruins tickets - Let Mario know. He is selling almost all his games this year.

4. Been a blood bath lately with Pete Rose and Dikembe. Keep your head on a swivel.

5. Looks like real estate in Florida and NC is going to be cheap soon.

6. There has been a Smiddy sighting. Out and about at a bar and happy in love.

7. Does anyone actually answer their cell phone? Or does it go to voicemail and you text them back like an adult?

8. The Hancock Tavern has underrated bar food.

9. 4 weeks is the fastest I have seen a suicide pool end.

10. Shocker that Chris Sale couldn't pitch in a meaningful Braves game.

11. TK is not a huge Mexican food guy but I introduced him to empanadas...game changer.

12. We are going on a year and still no replacement for Dan at work.

13. People acting like the Red Sox being in the playoff hunt till the last week of the season is some major accomplishment. You are the fucking Red Sox - charging the most per ticket, per beer, and you just want to be mediocre.

14. Don't forget Chrissys Bday is this Wednesday and Joey's is next week. 

15. Speaking of Chrissy don't bother him Thursday through Sunday. He is on daddy duty and can't be bothered with distractions.

16. I am having the exact opposite of luck when it comes to fantasy football this year. I have started dieting hard so I can look good in my dress at next years draft.


Tuesday, September 17, 2024

HMMM

 Maybe I should start a go fund me to get a wedding gown to wear to Vegas when I finish last in fantasy football.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I am already sick of Jason Kelce. 

2. Martell says he is no longer drinking during the week...believe it when I see it.

3. The knockout/suicide NFL pool is already down to 19 people.

4. Steve Boyce is on a heater still. Keno doesn't stand a chance.

5. Mikey T is looking for someone who works on Buderus boilers. You know anyone? Hit him up.

6. The Hancock Tavern - you either like it or you hate it. I am in the like it boat.

7. Chrissy is going to have a season ending bash up at his camp ground if you are interested. Hit him up.

8. How the fuck is an appointment for an eye exam over 2 months out? 

9. Fuck LED head lights on cars.

10. The count down to TK's retirement is under way. Only 356  days left!

11. Jeffrey is back coaching the Hull football team. 

12.  Who is going to Pearl Jam tonight at Fenway? Look for Chris Leaden in his ripped jeans, flannel and Ten t-shirt.



Monday, September 9, 2024

Back Baby!

 I survived Atlanta, barely. But I am back and ready to rock and roll.

This is what I learned while on vacation:

1. The Claremont Lounge still slaps!!

2. Clemson vs Georgia was a great game. One of the best in person events.

3. Happy Birthday to Tom Kelly and Steve Whitley - 2 legends born 2 days apart.

4. I have a ton of grays/white hair, so it pains me to have my 1st gray eye brow hair.

5. Went to my first Costco ever! Straight fire and better than BJ's!

6. Another year and I am out on week 1 of the suicide pool.

7. Single ply toilet paper is no way to live.

8. Joe Martell is made for power washing - 2 and half hours one day then 4 the next. Zero complaints!

9. Totally normal for a dude to be running Wolly beach nude on a Saturday morning.

10. I have never said this before but after week 1 I may have to start shopping for a dress for Fantasy football. 

11. Vacation always feels like a great time to recharge your batteries...until its actually time to recharge.

12. Nothing screams getting old than your hamstrings hurting for 3 days after lifting something.

13. I have never been to the Big E but I heard nothing but great things.

14. Fall is less than 2 weeks away.



Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Tuesday is the new Black

 So it appears that Tuesday is the new Monday when it comes to blogging. Here we are.


This is what I learned this past week:

1. People were not happy that Chrissy didn't show up in a dress, even though he paid the $100.

2. Is preheating your oven a scam? Like why aren't we just putting the food into the oven as it heats up? 

3. Surprisingly Big Mac Pizza is not that good - the lettuce wilts, the sauce is too much and eventually its a mushy mess in your mouth.

4. No one is hotter than Boyce with the Keno.

5. I am finally getting around to watching Bosch on Prime and so far so good.

6. I have been crushing the Liquid IV's for no real reason than I like the flavor.

7. How many fantasy teams is too many fantasy teams? Asking for a friend.

8. Joe Martell told me he plans only to drink on the weekends going forward.

9. Hey Uber Eats maybe you stop being so stingy with the coupons.

10. ...And just like that summer was over and Pumpkin spice was everywhere.

11. Schools are back in session starting this week and I would be livid at having to be back before Labor day.

12. I will be in Georgia this weekend for the Georgia #1 vs Clemson #14 game. It feels good to have football back.


See you guys in 2 weeks.


Tuesday, August 20, 2024

Holy Moly

 It took a few weeks for people to realize that I hadn't posted. Some said I better be on vacation while others were just busy with their own lives. The truth is I was just being lazy - Nothing more, nothing less.


This is what I learned the past few weeks:

1. I have gone to the dark side and officially only drink black coffee. The one week experiment is a full send.

2. Yeah I am sorry but Zach Bryan does not do it for me. I do not see it.

3. While we are on the subject of country music - Kelly Clarkson was just Taylor Swift before Taylor. Same type of music and songs just not as attractive.

4. You guys know what weekend is coming up...Fantasy football weekend. Unfortunately, Chrissy will not be showing up in his dress because he is going to Chesney at Gillette.

5. I have no idea how people work the overnight shift. All I do is snack on that shift. Bored - snack. Reading something - snack. Watching a video - snack. Its like a huge snack hole.

6. So Summer starts in early June now and Fall in mid August? Why the fuck is it getting into the 50's at night?

7. TK is 13 months away from retirement. Can't wait for that party at the Eagles.

8. I am not one to talk politics but how the fuck did we go from no one likes Kamala to her all of a sudden being so far ahead in the pols. I feel like the US as a whole is being gas lit.

9. Drunk swimming is back in Boston. How can you say there is no serial murderer in the city? The last thing I ever want to do when I am bombed is go swimming.

10. Anyone hear from Chris Leaden? Tried to meet up a few times for brews but he always (wink wink) busy. Maybe hes secretly on the wagon.

11. The Summer of Steve Boyce is alive and kicking. Dude worked 4 days in July...four fucking days,

12. Cafe Patron is heading back to the shelves and I could not be more excited. I always loved that chilled!

13. What are we doing with Drake Maye? The Pats are not winning more than 4 games so just play the kid and let him learn.

14. Yes even though we live in a digital age, I still buy a fantasy football magazine every year.

15. It is insane to me that beers are $5 minimum at every bar.

16. Hey Encore thanks for the free cruise but if you know me that would NEVER EVER HAPPEN.

17. College football is kicking off this Saturday and all is right with the world. Go Dawgs...see ya next Saturday.

18. Its amazing to me that basically a new car is $50K for a decent whip.


Hi Sean Riccio!

Monday, July 29, 2024

Summers over

 Its fucking August on Thursday! Hope you enjoyed what little summer we had.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Sox season is over - are they sellers or buyers?

2. Kenny Blasi passed away unexpectedly last week. RIP!

3. Deadpool and Wolverine was pretty kick ass. Highly recommend.

4. The beach is no fun when the winds whipping off the ocean.

5. I guess this is High Noon summer. Everyone out here rocking them.

6. 1 week down of drinking black iced coffee.

7. Glad to see the heat and humidity return this week - rain rain!

8. Nothing beat homemade pasta.

9. Getting older just means waking up with new aches, pains and cracks that you didn't have the day before.

10. Are we in for the Olympics? I mean I know I am. I heard the Australians hate the American swimmers! LETS FUCKING GO!

Monday, July 22, 2024

Monday Monday

Summer is flying by. We all of a sudden are Florida of the North East with these fucking 90 plus days. Now we are half way over with the year.


This is what I learned this week:

1. Going from vacation to 30 hours of OT ain't no fucking joke.

2. Why hire a caterer when you can invite Chris Leaden over to cook for your party?

3. Red Sox stink again.., at least that's what they tell me. 

4. Everyone knows I love Papa Gino's but these Papa melts...come on bro.

5. Chrissy is on vacation for 2 weeks - 1st week staycation, 2nd week traveling to PA and then camping. Kids living his best life.

6. I am sorry but I do not know who Noah Kahan is.

7. After the beach this weekend, I remembered why I don't remove my shirt to go in the water anymore. Sunburn city!

8. They are remaking - The running man and now a sequel to Trading Places in the works. No more new ideas huh?

9. No one does Cape Cod like the Welch's! Wrecked it again.

10. Is this mens Olympic team serious? Guess we find out today against Germany.


Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Hell

So I return from Cape Cod, back to the city, which may or may not be the 7th level of Hell at this point. I don't ever remember it being this hot for so long.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Beverly Hills Cop 4 was a million times better than the 3rd one.

2. Another year no sharks sightings for me...whomp whomp whomp.

3. Kind bars are kind of meh.

4. The Acolyte has been underwhelming to say the least.

5. Julian's team didn't make it to Williamsport. Now he is on a team heading to Cooperstown.

6. You guys have anything to add to the care package that Chrissy is bringing to Tooma?

7. We are all looking forward to Deadpool and Wolverine, right?

8. Back it up, the Red Sox bandwagon was limited from the start of the season. There is no more room at the inn bitches.

9. Chris Leaden out here rocking and rolling racking up Keno win after Keno win.

10. Prime day is here. What are we buying?

11. I cannot remember it being this hot for this long. I mean can we just drop down to the 60's at night?

12. No matter what your political views are, you have to be pissed off someone tried to kill an American candidate running for president.

13. Mario has plenty of Bruins games available this season. Get your orders in early and pay the man his money.

14. Really Bronny James is worth 8 Million bucks? The dude couldn't hit water in he fell off a fucking boat.

15. Anejo is fire Mexican food - Both Hyannis and Falmouth. They are also opening a new location at the old Sam Diegos in Plymouth.

16. Spaceballs 2 is going to be lit!!

Tuesday, June 25, 2024

VROOOMMMM

 Totally escaped me yesterday to post. Sorry Sean!


This is what I learned this weekend(plus) -

1. Congrats to Chris Leaden on finally pulling the trigger on a new car - Nissan for life with that cat.

2. Apparently, I think the Weekend and Harry Styles sings the same songs.

3. I still cannot believe the Red Sox are currently in the playoffs if the season ended today.

4. Congrats to the Cs on Banner 18! The rest of the country hate us huh?

5. Back to the Sox they are currently 15-5-1 in overs this month. They finally arrived.

6. Just a quick heads up - no blog the next 2 weeks as I will be down the Cape.

7. Chewy, I appreciate your website and all but NO I DO NOT NEED TO DOWNLOAD YOUR AP. I wont all of a sudden need a dog toy.

8. Julian's, bound for Williamsport team, is currently 2-0. Lets get it BOYS!

9. Boozy iced coffee are my newest favorite jam.

10. Bruins trading Ulmark to get back their 1st round, 25th overall pick, seems on brand for them.

11. If you don't each chips with a sandwich/sub then you are a sociopath.

12. Put it in your calendars - July 3rd - Beverly Hills cop 4 drops! Lets fucking go!

Monday, June 17, 2024

Game 5

 Its is Game 5 tonight. Nora will be in the house, it is 6/17, and time to win one at home.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Jason Varitek shows up for Hingham little league.

2. The road to Williamsport starts Saturday for Julian and his team mates.

3. Smiddy is out there looking for love. Hopes to be married within 2 years.

4. This is the week Leaden gets a new whip, if you know any car salesmen hit him up.

5. No one Fathers Day rages like Jeffrey.

6. Again we just skipped Spring, going right into Hell Summer.

7. Scottie Scheffler had a rough day but what hurts more is he cost me $600.

8. Caitlyn Clark seems to be very polarizing, I mean as a league shouldn't you embrace growth?

9. People really come out for a fucking Flag day parade in Quincy...what losers.

10. Pizzeria Regina just isn't the same without the Luey Juice.

11. When is the 1st beach day? I need a good laugh and sun burn.

12. Dunkin Donuts coffee is the most inconsistent of all the coffee places out there.

13. Rumor has it Joey is this close to getting back to work. Irons in the fire and all.

14. My poor dog has infected anal glands and I feel very bad for him.

Monday, June 10, 2024

Hot hot hot

I know they say the older you get the faster the years go by but fuck man this years flying. We are burning through June.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Some people are just angry for no reason.

2. Sam Lagrassa's is the bomb.

3. I don't think the Oilers have the grit to win this series but I still threw $100 on them.

4. Anyone see Bad Boys 4? You know Mike Lowry is my dude!

5. Mikey T is a modern day Dr Doolitle - ducks, geese, deer, bunnies, and snakes.

6. Guess Leaden is not getting a Prius only VW for the German.

7. Chrissy did not like the Cheez it crunch wrap supreme from Taco Bell. I told him to let me know when the Doritos crunch wrap comes out.




8. Books on tape? How do we feel about them? Seems like cheating to me.

9. Congrats to Julian on winning the ship...



10. Good season Gabe, good luck at Saint Anselms.

11. Chrissy is having a coming to Jesus moment with his life and his mortality,

12. The Acolyte is so far so good.


Monday, June 3, 2024

Frozen

 Chrissy thinks I should just let it go just let it go when it comes to the blog. What do you guys think?


This is what I learned:

1. Jeffrey out here living that single dad life for the past 4 days.

2. If you happen to see a bike on 93 North it may or may not have fallen off the back of the MacPhails car when someone other than Chrissy was driving.

3. Heard Smiddy may put in for mayor of Dorchester next year to headline the parade.

4. Chris Leaden may be on the lookout for a new whip. Send him along any good deals you may see.

5. Bike week starts up at Laconia on Friday. Can anyone pick me up?

6. I attempted to watch Tires  twice and I cannot get into it.

7. Why do I still see people driving alone in cars wearing masks? Is this their new normal?

8. Martell hates chain restaurants so any chance I get to take him to one...I DO!

9. Do you have to have just worn a Red Sox uniform to get into their team Hall of Fame?

10. Prayers up for Chrissy dog, Rudy, who got bit by a tick and is all messed up.

11. Support the Jimmy Fund:


12. How we feeling about Eminems new album Houdini? 

13. Heard mullets are making a come back this summer, they aren't just for rednecks anymore.

14. Team overs check - the Red sox were 12-16 this month in OVERS! 

15. Always a great time to see Paddy on the news(Super CalMAN):


16. Glad to see we just skipped over Spring again this year.




Monday, May 20, 2024

Told you so

 I told you last week that the Bruins are Trash and we just had to wait until Friday.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. 


2. Looks like the Sox Overs have taken a turn for #teamovers...bout time.

3. Have you guys seen the weather this week...FUCKING 80's!

4. Don't get your hopes up boys, Joey Martell ain't sucking a dick for a Million dollars. He doesn't care that women do it for free.

5. Hey Pembroke parents how can't a 7 year old tie their shoes? 

6. How pumped are we that the summer officially kicks off this weekend?

7. Who has the best cheeseburger in your opinion? Restaurant or fast food?

8. Biggie Brunch was a huge success! Love it every year.

9. Congrats to Jules for making the Hingham travel little league team. Williamsport here we come!!

10. Pinched nerves in your elbow are not fun. We are going on a month now.

11.  Has anyone ever not burned the roof of their mouth on pizza rolls?

12. Speaking of pizza rolls have you seen the new breakfast ones?

Monday, May 13, 2024

Trash

 Lets get into it.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The Bruins are TRASH!

2. Jeffrey hates Jason Tatum with a disdain like no other.

3. Buffalo Wild Wings has all you can eat boneless wings and fries for $19.99 on Mondays and Weds.

4. The Hoffy gets packed after 10 pm and I am NOT here for that.

5. Biggie Brunch this Saturday and I AM HERE FOR THAT.

6. Red Sox Unders are 25-12-2 on the season.

7. Rumor has it Chris Leaden is looking to lease a Prius.

8. Papa Ginos always slaps. 

9. At least the rain is going to come in on Wednesday and stay around through the weekend.

10. Why are Slides so hard to buy? I feel like I tried on a million different ones.

11. At least we still have the Celtics.

12. Planet Fitness losing millions and jacking fees!


Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Yeah yeah yeah

 We back again baby! Lots to chat about in so little time.


This is what I learned while away:

1. Church has changed a whole lot. Jesus now enters you at your first Holy Communion. I do NOT think I ever consented to that.

2. Congrats to Chrissy on being a god father.

3. Congrats to Julie Nickerson getting hitched...onward and upward. The world is your oyster.

4. I do not know if my body can take Bs and Cs every fucking night.

5. Who knows if Mario will keep his Bruins tickets next season but I am here for it.

6. People slowly creeping back on the Sox bandwagon.

7. Biggie Brunch is this Saturday at Liberty Tavern.

8. Pinched elbow nerves are no joke.

9. Anyone else all of a sudden get heart burn very easily?

10. Missed Star wars day - hope you all celebrated accordingly.

11. Also if you are not watching X-men 97, are you even alive?

12. Why didn't anyone tell me that High Noon Passion Fruit tastes like sweaty arm pits. Bunch of fucking Jerks!

13. Speaking of High Noon's I am excited to try the Tea flavors, I have been known to fuck up some tea.

14. Can anyone explain the love of the Planet of the Apes films?


Monday, April 22, 2024

man oh man

 Been a busy 2 weeks. Opening day, Marathon Monday, Cs and B's playoffs. What a time to be alive!


This is what I have learned on hiatus:

1. Don't get drunk at the Hoffy and uber to Encore.

2.  Martell secretly loves the 99! Shhh

3. Ask Leaden about his smoked short ribs.

4. Red Sox overs aren't hitting at the same rate as last year.

5.  Anyone else ever have their left had go numb randomly?

6. I can't wait for this NFL draft to finally be over.

7.  I watched Fall Out on Prime, not bad.

8. Congrats to Julie Nickerson on her engagement.

9. TKs new love is the Texas Roadhouse.

10. No clue how you parents do it - Julian playing on 3 baseball teams.

11. My new rule with all these tipping buttons - if I sits, I tips. That is it.

12. Why haven't we made it here yet, Golf Lounge 18?

Tuesday, April 2, 2024

Uhm guys

 Why are they talking about snow this week? It is April god damn it!


This is what I learned since last week:

1. Florida is a crazy place, filled with lots of younger ladies with older dudes.

2. Big T seems to be all about that Florida life...if ya know what I mean.

3. My first trip to the west coast of Florida and I can say that I liked it a lot.

4. Though driving in Florida is wild, no one uses blinkers and everyone just cuts you off.

5. I go away and Powerball is over a BILLION!

6. I can say that Delta did not leave a good impression on me. 4 hour delay to get to Florida and then another hour on the way back.

7. Rumor has it Quattro sold again.

8. Celtics 1st half bets aint paying the bills anymore.

9. WrestleMania and a solar eclipse this weekend!

10. What the fuck is going on with P Diddy? I need someone, other than conspiracy king, Chrissy to let me know what the fuck is going on.

11. Red Sox season is back and people do not seem to give one fuck.

12. I am hearing grumblings that the Arizona Coyotes may be relocating to Hartford, CT! I smell a road trip.

13. The Hard Rock casino in Tampa is nice but why I gotta pay for beers?

14. If you are near any of these, you should visit - Charleys Steakhouse - found out I am not about that creamy cognac sauce.

15. Man tax filing day is only 2 weeks away!

16. Cord cutting everywhere.