I was sitting at my desk, with this overall feeling of "there was something I was supposed to do today" when it hit me...Hey dummy you never posted a blog. So here it goes...
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It appears that Joe didn't know about his surprise 40th so I am claiming that as a success.
2. Being told "it is an 80's party, Derek, not dress like your dad party" was a bit unnerving.
3. The Oktoberfest in Quincy Center was meh, 4/10 would not recommend.
4. If you serve brunch and there is not a burger with an egg on it - shut down immediately.
5. Chrissy's wife was shocked to find out I have tattoos on my arms. Maybe I hadn't seen her since Chrissy 40th?
6. The Fowler House is having an Oktoberfest this Saturday 2-6 in the back parking lot. Polka Bands unite!
7. How do we feel about people you know actually having a mullet, asking for a friend?
8. Everyone is talking about this Dahmer show on Netflix. Is it any good?
9. May be looking for an 8th for golf this Saturday. HMU!
10. Can't Fall/Winter roll in slowly? Da fuq...one day it is 80 the next 45.
11. Here is to speedy recoveries for Mike G and Leaden with their surgeries last week.
12. People are flipping out about the Patriots and Red Sox both being in last place for the 1st time in October since 1992...let that sink in. THIRTY FUCKING YEARS.
TMX week 3 review is here. It was a wild week and the red
crosses are starting to pop up on all rosters. The only team without a red
cross next to a starter is Burrow my dick in your ass! The waivers are going to
be hot this week and there are teams looking to wheel and deal. Lets get to the
recap for week 3.
Hong Kong Street Pharmacist is cruising and may run
this thing wire to wire. They put up 169 this week with Lamar Jackson and Mark
Andrews combo going for 76 which was more than two teams got for the week!!
WILD. Saquon Barkley is back and looks as healthy as ever and Amari Cooper is
making his case as an every week starter. Everything is going right for HK $treet Pharmacist and they seem unbeatable. There's a lot of football to be
played but they look good.
Second place this week was Burrow
my dick in your ass with 129. Joe Burrow ended the QB controversy at
least for this week with 3 TDS and James Robinson has turned out to be one of
the best 11th round picks ADSL has ever seen. Zeke is scoring,
Robinson is rb1, JK getting healthy and Peirce taking over the job in
Houston it shouldn't be long till Burrows is working an angle to start 4rbs ( see
T.Hill at tight end move). Its gonna take alot to get to HK Pharmacist but with
Adams and Kelce and that stable of rbs Burrow has the pieces.
Third place
this week was Moco Loco with 120. Josh Allen continues to produce putting up
another 40 burger while Kamara hasn't found his groove yet this
year. Moco left Cordarrelle Patterson on the bench and he led the bench
mob that put up 156!! Old Moco Loco would have made a blockbuster trade by now
rather than have his bench outscoring the starters, lets see what he does this
week.
Fourth place this week was Slippery Wizards with 101. SW
continues to play QB roulette and had concussed Tua in this week. Chubb and CMC
are doing their thing while he got 6 points combined from two starting wrs and
a goose egg from his starting D!! Might be time to make a move over there at SW
headquarters.
Fifth place this week was Prebathtubwhitney
with 99. The Herbert/ Ekler combo is not working as planned and Herbert was on
the bench this week with the rib injury. Top wrs Diggs and St Brown both played
through injuries so that could be an issue going forward but Capt Kirk has
finally found a home in the starting lineup it seems. Tony Pollard continues to
get points on limited carries and seems a better option than Henderson right
now.
Sixth place this week was Flyingdingoes with 99. The Dingoes
finally got the production from King Henry and even saw him catch 5 passes
which is huge if he's being used in the passing game going forward. Not the
biggest waiver wire team they dipped in the waivers and grabbed Mariota as they
wait out TB12 playing with back up wrs. Dingoes have Jamal Williams on the
bench waiting to get some work and that may come this week with Swift day to
day. The defending champs are trying to claw their way back to the top and as
we said a lot of games to be played.
Seventh place this week
was Pepper Brooks @ the Ocho with 92. Hurts continues to produce putting up 38
but the 3 headed rb group could only get a combined 17 points this week and
that wont cut it. Jefferson wont have too many weeks like this and lets put
prayers up that TMX fav Tee Higgins doesn't take another head shot and There
Goes Swifty gets healthy!! Who shot ya Robinson is also on track to be back
week 5 so the rbs are on notice!!
Eighth Place this week was Silly
Gooses with 86. Patience with Kyler Murray maybe running out as he had another
subpar game putting up 18pts. Tyreek and Kittle also had off games only getting
4 points apiece. Better days are ahead but Prater being your second leading
scorer this week cant continue!!
Ninth place this week was
Equalizers with 74. Mahomes had and off day with 19 and Julio Jones was in the
starting lineup while being ruled out. Jonathan Taylor so far is not living up
to being the number one overall pick and maybe all the off the field action at
Equalizers headquarters in effecting the lineup decisions?
Tenth place
this week was Charlies Angels with 71. Angels had injuries to the running backs
and bad Matthew Stafford showed up. Allen Robinson is off to a slow start and
he might find his way to the bench for Hollywood Brown. If I'm Jimmy G i'd
prolly hire some security cuz if he misses Deebo again on those open looks
Angels may make a call . Not helping matters was Angels kicker Will Lutz
putting up the MINUS 1 for the day! Charlie's Angels need to weather the injury
storm and get to work .
LETS MAKE SOME CALLS. First up we gotta talk to Mr
Lutz. Hey Will its TMX calling how's it going?? " oh man this is amazing I
was just in a group chat with some kickers saying you guys never call kickers
I'm so honored can't thank you enough for recognizing the kicking game"
Uhhm yeah Will its not exactly the best call I mean you gave the team
MINUS points this week! " MINUS no no I mean I missed a kick but I got two
extra points hows that MINUS" Yeah well you got a kick blocked and thats
minus 2 " wait what? I didn't get it blocked the line did that's not on me!
Do receivers get minus on interceptions? This kicker hate is unreal. "
Well we are gonna let you go on that note. Yikes who knew kickers even cared??
Lets make a call to ol friend Lamar Jackson from HK Pharmacists. Yo Lamar whats
good its TMX " oh TMX u back?? how's it going we are lighting it up this
year huh? Me and Marky just on a roll" You aren't kidding 3tds every game
and two straight with 3tds and 100 yds rushing you are on a mission, is this
due to the contract? " oh come on TMX we don't talk bout no contracts we
just balling" Sorry Lamar we talk about everything at TMX except Bruno of
course. " oh shit good one hey Mark you hear that one hahaha" Wait
Mark Andrews is at your house? You guys are that close? " oh hells yeah
he's here all the time we just chill and laugh at how many points we
getting" WOW guess that makes sense why you guys are so in sync. Well good
luck I'm sure we will be talking again if this keeps up. " oh no doubt,
Mark says hi and don't be aftraid to call him" You got it Lamar keep
balling. Lets have a look at the standings.
Hong Kong Street
Pharmacist
Moco Loco 66pts
Prebathtubwhitney 93pts
Equalizers
110 pts
Silly
Gooses
134 pts
Pepper Brooks@the
ocho 136pts
Burrow my dick in
yo ass 143 pts
Slippery
Wizards 146
pts
Charlie's
Angels 176 pts
Flyingdingoes 233 pts
There is a lot of football left but HK Street Pharmacists are
rolling. Big waiver week and teams need to start shaky that trade tree and see
what falls off. Lets hope the injuries slow down and good luck in week 4. As
always folan.com for everything, TMX out.
We had some monster games by
some and some stars that didn't show up and hurt teams. TMX is not here to
name names BUT Ekler, Saquon, Chase, Najee, Pitts, Cook, Jefferson, J. Taylor,
Davante and Flyingdingoes entire roster we are looking at you!! The trade
market has to heat up these next few weeks as teams need to start making moves.
Rumor has it Prebathtubwhitney got a God Sun tat across the belly (not
telling him St Brown's nickname is Sun God ) after his trade and Pepper Brooks @ the Ocho isn't upset with another 40 burger from Mr. Hurts. See people trades
work, lazy people don't. Enough with the motivational quotes lets get to the
week 2 results.
First place this week is God Sun himself Prebathtubwhitney who Monday nighted(patent pending) Hong Kong SP with a huge week scoring 176. Prebathtubwhitney was
led by St Brown's 39 and a massive Monday night from Stefon Mar'sean Diggs 43.
TMX stat nerds report Diggs now has scored the most wr points in first two
weeks in the history of ADSL (71). Healthy Herbie and this crew must have the
rest of the league wondering if spite drafting is the way to go next year?
Lotta football left but Prebathtubwhitney is looking like a powerhouse.
Speaking of powerhouses, Hong Kong Street Pharmacists came in 2nd this
week with 173 . TMX heard investigator Wes Cash is still heavy
on the case as to how Skza aka Skeeter, aka Rza, aka Rydog, aka Frank Brown Jr
was allowed to come in and draft this wagon of a team while HK was chuckling
with the guys at crossfit. That case is still in the works but meanwhile Lamar
and Andrews dropped 84 points on fools and 'ol friend Kupp put up 30. Tmx called
the man who drafted the team and he said " Legally I cant speak on
anything but the team you mentioned is stacked from front to back and cruising
like my Cadillac." So there's that!!
Third place this week was Moco Loco
with 164. Josh Allen was cruising to a 50 burger when he got pulled late in the
3rd. Sutton and Waddle had strong games and team Moco Loco is tired of beer
bitch life and making a push to be a force after two weeks. Kamara gets healthy
and this team will be in the mix all year.
Fourth place this week with 161 was
Silly Gooses. The Gooses got a huge game from Tyreeeeek and Aaron Jones was
free on Sunday night. Like most in the league they are waiting on an injured
player (Kittle) to really see what they can do. Rumor has it management is not
happy with Kyler Murray and maybe looking to wheel and deal. Hit them up and
see if you can get the TMX discount!!
Fifth place this week was
Slippery Wizards with 149. SW hit the waiver wire for QB help and pulled out
Goff for 4 TDS and Chubb got 3 TDS on 17 carries! Slippery Wizards are out the
basement for now but dropping Tua ( 60pts) are the kind of plays that will get
them back in there!!
Sixth place this week was Charlies Angels.
The Angels came out of the gate hot with 38 from the Tampa D but then couldn't keep
it rolling. Good news is they learned from last year with the QB rotation and
sat Russy for Stafford which was a great move let see if it keeps up. Tmx ear
to the streets rumor team reports they are in the market for RB help. Take that
deal people.
Seventh place this week was Pepper Brooks @the Ocho
with 125. Mr Hurts carried the club with a 40 burger and Carlson kicked in 12
points for the known kicker hating Pepper Brooks team. Swift played couple
carries but was still third on the team in scoring!! Fun fact Pepper got two IR
guys kicking around if anyone is in the market for one. Elijah " dont call
me Nora " Mitchell and Brian "who shot ya" Robinson ask for the
IR discount and tell em TMX sent ya.
Eighth place this week was
Equalizers with 111. Equalizers had a rare off week from Mahomes and top
pick Taylor allowing teams to catch up to him. Mike Williams showed out
and the Bills D is 20 points a week defense that can carry you in off weeks.
This team is still loaded and putting up 111 in a bad week is a scary sign.
Lotta people in the TMX mailbag asking for updates on the Equalizers manager's
exploits . You will have to check with the other TM site, we don't do that here
.
Ninth place this week goes to Burrow my dick in your ass with
87. Burrow after two weeks has a bad case of QB or not QB. He's sticking
with Burrow while Wentz has put up 78 last two weeks. Davante had a rare off
week but things are looking up ! Burrow has Peirce taking over in Houston
and Bateman has turned into the number 1b guy in Baltimore behind Andrews 1a.
TMX ain't here to coach but Adam Theilen needs to be called into the managers
office and asked if he's gonna show up this year or nah?
Last place this week
was Flyingdingoes with 55. You put up 55 there's not much good going on.
They only had one starting player in double digits and only two players
in double digits on the entire roster. TMX went back as far as the dewey
decimal system would take us and found that this has never happened on a roster
so loaded with depth. Brighter days are ahead for Dingoes as the Drake looks
like the real deal in Atlanta. I'm sure they can revive the team with trades and
maybe a dip into the waiver wire waters!!
Lets make some calls!! First up
off the first place team lets ring up Stef Diggs. Yo Stef whoa what a
start you are off to! " TMX you back? Oh man you back and I'm back. I ain't
heard from you since I was playing with that chicken arm dude in Minnie! I got
a real QB and I'm showing out!" No doubt Stef no doubt you guys are
clicking " CLICKING! You got that right. I said at the beginning of the
year I'm best WR in the league and I'm here to prove it. Me and Josh bout to
tear this league up" Very impressive start thanks for your time Stefon
" Thank you TMX, I know you will be calling me again!! Hahaha its
Diggsbitch" Ok Diggsbitch guess we will talk again!! Very confident Stefon
Diggs! Cant say we blame him, he looks unstoppable. Next up lets call Tom Brady
from the Flyingdingoes. Hey TB12 it is TMX what's goods? " (loud crashing
sound) Oh hey TMX you're back? Good to hear what's going on" Uhm nothing
what that noise? " Well TMX I smashed another IPAD if you need to know.
I'm going through a lot and my team is not helping" Well easy on the IPADS
Tommy maybe hits some receivers? " yeah right!! I mean if they weren't all
hurt, or getting suspended !! Anyway thanks for calling I'll be better next
week or else I'm getting Gronk and Edelman back! " Sounds good TB
I'll let the Dingoes know they have nothing to worry about. Well that
wraps up week 2. There were a lot of injuries to monitor and the waivers will be
wild with teams needed to fill holes (football term not cross fit) Season isn't
lost after 2 weeks still plenty of time to improve !!
Lets get our
first look at the standings for the season!
Hong Kong Street
Pharmacist
Equalizers
15
Moco Loco 18
Prebathtubwhitney 24
SIlly Gooses 51
Pepper Brooks@ the
ocho 61
Slippery
Wizards 78
Charlies
Angels 79
Burrow my dick in
your ass 103
Flyingdingoes 163
Those are the standings after two weeks lots of time
for teams to make moves. The waiver wire is loaded and now is the time to jump
on a trade for a struggling guy you hope will turn it around . Good luck this
week and lets hope the injuries slow down! TMX out and as always folan.com for
everything.
Tmx is back. The long standing contract dispute with Drunknothing Inc is now over.
Basically TMX was the Nate Diaz of fantasy
football reporting but now we have returned to finish out our contract.
TMX for those new to the game is a fantasy football reporting
agency bringing unbiased reports loosely based totally on facts! Week 1
is in the books and what a wild wild week it was.
The Equalizers put up a week
one total of 191!! Foleys walked into draft like he was the new bouncer at the
double deuce, leaving the vette running in the parking lot, and between brags
of his bedroom prowess he put together one hell of a team. Mahomes
putting up 49 without Tyreek, JT showing why he's the number one pick with a
casual 30 burger and the Bills D adding 26 and its off and running for
Equalizer. Its basically their belt to lose at this point! ADSL has been put on
notice!!
Second place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with a
respectable 144. HKSP is a new hybrid team this year with Mr Crossfit himself
(not showing up due to having to wear a dress/ IT nerd stuff he had to do
depending on who you ask) and former ADSL owner Skza. Skza got all the
groceries for HK to run the team. HK decided to sit a 14 point kicker so we
shall see how this hybrid plays out this season. He did get a huge game from
his old friend Saquon and of course Kupp was open all day per usual. The Lamar/
Andrews stack was quiet but that wont continue. HKSP looks like a team on the
rise so there should be no reason HK doesn't show up for the draft next year,
well unless Skza takes some street justice on him for leaving guys on the
bench. Stay tuned.
Third place this week was Moco Loco with 134. Moco Loco
might be back in business like EPMD and the league better be ready. The
original smugboy of ADSL coming for that crown. First QB off the board Allen
proved why and Mr. Chase did what he does to lead Moco Loco. Great draft also
means leaving almost 50 points on the bench with 2 running backs having big
days. Check ya in boxes people cuz Moco Loco trades will be coming in!!
Fourth
place this week was Pepper Brooks @ the Ocho with 131. Pepper was carried by
Justin Jefferson and there goes Swifty (shoutout to the ol racetrack) Pepper
put up a nice week despite a couple injuries and if this keeps up the
transactions are going to be record setting and the buffet bout to be LIT!!
The
5th place team was Burrow My Dick in Your Ass with 127. Burrows
team was led by his top two picks Kelce and Adams and as soon as Burrow stopped
throwing to the other team he had a decent game as well BUT the Burrow bench
was where the real party was at putting up 151 points!! Steelers D and Carson
Wentz maybe looking at a starting job either with Burrow or on the trade
market!
The 6th place team this week was Prebathtubwhitney. The
man who spite picks QBs and isn't afraid to "burn a pick" put up 116
points. Hurts and Diggs led the team while the rest of the team fizzled.
Prebathtubwhitney got Herbert sitting on the bench so I'm sure a move will be
made to make that team a contender.
The 7th place team this
week was Charlies Angels (unconfirmed reports say he's changing his name to
Justin Jefferson fanboy) with 107. AJ Brown looks like he's in for a monster
season and carried the team with Russy getting some Monday night points to save
the week. Fun fact Charlies put up the rare Robert Parish double zero when both
his healthy tight ends failed to score. Commish can we give a .5 for Chief?
seems only right!! Cook and Etienne have better days ahead and Deeeebo is
heading back to being the lead back for Niners with Mitchell out so be ready
for arrogant sandwiches being handed out from Charlies Angels once again.
Prebathtub u hungry??
The 8th place team this week was Silly
Gooses with 105. Kyle don't call me Keith Murray had an ok day but it looks like
Cant guard Mike Thomas is back!! Kittle being hurt didn't help but Kareem Hunt
might turn into must start if Harris foot isn't better. Yo Silly G hit the
waivers your kickers combined for 2 points!!
The 9th place team
this week was defending champs Flyingdingoes with 99. Joe Mixon was the leading
scorer with 18 that pretty much says it all. The Dingoes might have a QB battle
brewing with Jameis outscoring TB12!! Something to monitor. New territory for
the defending champ should be interesting to see how he bounces back.
Last
place this week was Slippery Wizards with 90 points. SW tied their hopes to
fools gold for Dak and Lamb and now they are going to be scrambling from here
on out. Week 1 down a hundo is not the best place to be so they better hit the
wire and offer up whatever they can to get the team moving in the right
direction!
LETS MAKE SOME CALLS!
First up from the last place team Slippery
Wizards lets give a call to Dak Prescott. Hey Dak its TMX hows it goin?
" ouch ouch hey TMX glad your back ouchie ouch ouch" Dak you ok what
happened out there you really let Slippery Wizards down after they reached for
you in the draft. " my thumb , it hurts like real bad, ouch ouchie
ouchie" Dak you kinda sucked before that and its just a thumb you
seem to be carrying on a bit here no?? " well it hurts. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
Dak are you crying?? "yes cuz it hurts its my thumb". Hey Dak we
gotta end this call its getting embarrassing get well see you in November.
"Thanks TMX. Yikes that was not the call we were expecting. Guess
Flyingdingoes was right about Dak. Lets call someone on the winning team. We
will ring up old friend Patty Mahomes. Hey Pat its TMX long time no talk!!
" Hey TMX how've you been! Glad you are back!!" Thanks thanks great
week without Tyreek almost dropped 50 on em. " Yeah all the guys worked
together ............hey TMX what's up can you come by for a
selfie??......." uhhm who is this? " Its Pat's wife you know me
right?? Yeah I always wanted to be interviewed by TMX, so what do you want to
ask me?" CLICK. Well that is the first TMX hang up just had to do it sorry
Pat. Boy this season is off and running!! There were quite a few big injuries
this week so the waivers will be active but the trade lines are wide open so as
always TAKE THE DEAL!!!
Good luck in week 2 and hit up the TMX shop for latest
TMX gear and folan.com apparel.
3. Not only is Sean Riccio alive but he happened to run into Timmy Cleary in NYC at a dance recital.
4. I had the best burger(and now burgers may be ruined for me forever) at Marcel in Atlanta. I would punch a baby for another 1, maybe not a cute baby but a baby nonetheless.
5. I wasn't too impressed with Brimfield this year. Hopefully, next year will be better.
6. Fucking Fantasy football, AMIRIGHT?
7. You didn't hear this from me but Joe Martell is sober for the month of September. Also side note he is an angry sober dude.
8. TK is one year closer to retirement. The old man is rocking 67 quite nicely.
9. Steak frites is underrated.
10. I cannot believe it has taken me 44 years to get to the Basketball Hall of Fame. Good take though.
11. The new Jurassic Park movie is pretty much trash.
12. Went to a German restaurant for the first time. I will be back - give me all the schnitzel and spatzle.
13. The cape house is off the rental market for the season.
14. Tee times are booked for Columbus day weekend.
15. Banana bread is kind of underrated.
16. Chrissy is back with Verizon after a quick affair with Xfinity mobile.
7. Massachusetts signed into law no more sales of gas powered vehicles starting in 2035. Do these environmentalist/electric car nuts know that electricity is made from burning fossil fuels?
8. I heard Chrissy is going to try and grow his beard long for the football season. I think hes gonna look like Kris Kringle in Santa Claus is coming to town.
9. Congrats to TK who is going to be getting a second grand child.
10. Huge bash up at Chrissy camp site on Sept 3rd...get you a camp site and party on.
So this is what Hell feels like? Ninety plus every day and it never cools down at night? Or is this global warming and why we need electric cars? It is all so very confusing.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Beth is open in Hingham, taking the place of the old Beer Works.
2. TK just out there on vacation living his best beach life.
3. Chrissy is up on the mountain this week and is going to see Luke Bryan Friday. Kid has the world by the balls.
4. Congrats to Chris Leaden on being down 50 lbs.
5. Croc nation, ya'll.
6. Joey Martell is planning his 40th in St. Johns, early October.
7. It looks like the housing market is slowing down everywhere.
8. Pearl and Lime has a Zombie drink that only allows you to get 2 per visit.
9. Man this Red Sox team is getting rocked. Do they become sellers at the trade deadline and go full rebuild?
10. Drinking at the beach and napping at the beach are totally underrated.
Its the first official day of summer boys and girls and whoever identifies as a trash can.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. After 3 attempts, I believe we have the whole pig roast down.
2. Not really sure how BU celebrates a Sunday holiday on a Friday before but hey here we are.
3. Salsa Verde and chimichurri sauces are very underrated.
4. Had my first $80 + gas fill up and man was that sad.
5. Replacing speakers in a Jeep sound bar may be an actual 2 person job but with a little extra time I was able to do it.
6. Miller High Life doesn't get the respect it deserves in the non light beer category.
7. The Sox are 6 games over .500 but yet still 13 1/2 back of the Yankees, who just hit the 50 win mark.
8. Congrats on a good season, Boston Celtics. Shitty ending though.
9. The camper is all signed for, it gets delivered on Wednesday and then not sure when the MacPhail's first camp ground bash is but he is up by Mt Decepticon, so lets fucking go.
10. Chris Leaden is looking for tattoo ideas for his left upper arm...shoot them his way.
11. Ever get laughed at by a stranger for a simple question? Like you aren't well versed in a particular area and just a full HA HA HA HA in ya face? Oh yeah me either!
12. I know the price of everything is going up but fuck have you see the price of meat? Steak tips are through the roof.
13. FX has some good shows. Just started the Old Man and almost done with Under the Banner of Heaven, which has True Detective season 1 vibes. (Also side note isn't that owned by Disney now?)
14. Why don't most breakfast places have an appetizer section? Is it because the food comes out so fast? I mean we get appys at lunch and dinner. What if I want a grilled corn muffin while I wait for my omlette?
We are just about a week away from summer. Joey is having, what appears to be an annual, a pig roast on Saturday at his house. All are welcome just bring whatever you normally drink.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It takes less than a week to get a swimming pool up and running.
2. Chrissy may be getting a new puppy.
3. Who pulls their ass muscle pitching wiffle ball to kids?
4. Since no one has gotten back to me, so far Obi-Wan is a 4/10 for me.
5. Only in Quincy can they have a Flag day parade with fire works and almost burn a neighborhood down.
6. After a full spring season looking for and settling on a few different campers it looks like the Summer of the MacPhails is back on. Today is the day they sign on the dotted line.
7. After a sluggish start to the rental season it looks like there is only 1 week left to rent my place down the Cape, August 26th -Sept 3rd.
8. Fuck Cancer.
9. Nothing worse than when your central AC kicks the bucket...the worst Jerry the worst!
10. The Parrot in Hull has pretty good food. I was a little surprised because last time I went there it tasted like what I assume prison food tastes like. Not any more.
11. God bless the overnight shift workers. I can not ever figure out when to sleep.
