Monday, July 22, 2024

Monday Monday

Summer is flying by. We all of a sudden are Florida of the North East with these fucking 90 plus days. Now we are half way over with the year.

This is what I learned this week:

1. Going from vacation to 30 hours of OT ain't no fucking joke.

2. Why hire a caterer when you can invite Chris Leaden over to cook for your party?

3. Red Sox stink again.., at least that's what they tell me. 

4. Everyone knows I love Papa Gino's but these Papa melts...come on bro.

5. Chrissy is on vacation for 2 weeks - 1st week staycation, 2nd week traveling to PA and then camping. Kids living his best life.

6. I am sorry but I do not know who Noah Kahan is.

7. After the beach this weekend, I remembered why I don't remove my shirt to go in the water anymore. Sunburn city!

8. They are remaking - The running man and now a sequel to Trading Places in the works. No more new ideas huh?

9. No one does Cape Cod like the Welch's! Wrecked it again.

10. Is this mens Olympic team serious? Guess we find out today against Germany.

Tuesday, July 16, 2024


So I return from Cape Cod, back to the city, which may or may not be the 7th level of Hell at this point. I don't ever remember it being this hot for so long.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Beverly Hills Cop 4 was a million times better than the 3rd one.

2. Another year no sharks sightings for me...whomp whomp whomp.

3. Kind bars are kind of meh.

4. The Acolyte has been underwhelming to say the least.

5. Julian's team didn't make it to Williamsport. Now he is on a team heading to Cooperstown.

6. You guys have anything to add to the care package that Chrissy is bringing to Tooma?

7. We are all looking forward to Deadpool and Wolverine, right?

8. Back it up, the Red Sox bandwagon was limited from the start of the season. There is no more room at the inn bitches.

9. Chris Leaden out here rocking and rolling racking up Keno win after Keno win.

10. Prime day is here. What are we buying?

11. I cannot remember it being this hot for this long. I mean can we just drop down to the 60's at night?

12. No matter what your political views are, you have to be pissed off someone tried to kill an American candidate running for president.

13. Mario has plenty of Bruins games available this season. Get your orders in early and pay the man his money.

14. Really Bronny James is worth 8 Million bucks? The dude couldn't hit water in he fell off a fucking boat.

15. Anejo is fire Mexican food - Both Hyannis and Falmouth. They are also opening a new location at the old Sam Diegos in Plymouth.

16. Spaceballs 2 is going to be lit!!

Tuesday, June 25, 2024


 Totally escaped me yesterday to post. Sorry Sean!

This is what I learned this weekend(plus) -

1. Congrats to Chris Leaden on finally pulling the trigger on a new car - Nissan for life with that cat.

2. Apparently, I think the Weekend and Harry Styles sings the same songs.

3. I still cannot believe the Red Sox are currently in the playoffs if the season ended today.

4. Congrats to the Cs on Banner 18! The rest of the country hate us huh?

5. Back to the Sox they are currently 15-5-1 in overs this month. They finally arrived.

6. Just a quick heads up - no blog the next 2 weeks as I will be down the Cape.

7. Chewy, I appreciate your website and all but NO I DO NOT NEED TO DOWNLOAD YOUR AP. I wont all of a sudden need a dog toy.

8. Julian's, bound for Williamsport team, is currently 2-0. Lets get it BOYS!

9. Boozy iced coffee are my newest favorite jam.

10. Bruins trading Ulmark to get back their 1st round, 25th overall pick, seems on brand for them.

11. If you don't each chips with a sandwich/sub then you are a sociopath.

12. Put it in your calendars - July 3rd - Beverly Hills cop 4 drops! Lets fucking go!

Monday, June 17, 2024

Game 5

 Its is Game 5 tonight. Nora will be in the house, it is 6/17, and time to win one at home.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Jason Varitek shows up for Hingham little league.

2. The road to Williamsport starts Saturday for Julian and his team mates.

3. Smiddy is out there looking for love. Hopes to be married within 2 years.

4. This is the week Leaden gets a new whip, if you know any car salesmen hit him up.

5. No one Fathers Day rages like Jeffrey.

6. Again we just skipped Spring, going right into Hell Summer.

7. Scottie Scheffler had a rough day but what hurts more is he cost me $600.

8. Caitlyn Clark seems to be very polarizing, I mean as a league shouldn't you embrace growth?

9. People really come out for a fucking Flag day parade in Quincy...what losers.

10. Pizzeria Regina just isn't the same without the Luey Juice.

11. When is the 1st beach day? I need a good laugh and sun burn.

12. Dunkin Donuts coffee is the most inconsistent of all the coffee places out there.

13. Rumor has it Joey is this close to getting back to work. Irons in the fire and all.

14. My poor dog has infected anal glands and I feel very bad for him.

Monday, June 10, 2024

Hot hot hot

I know they say the older you get the faster the years go by but fuck man this years flying. We are burning through June.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Some people are just angry for no reason.

2. Sam Lagrassa's is the bomb.

3. I don't think the Oilers have the grit to win this series but I still threw $100 on them.

4. Anyone see Bad Boys 4? You know Mike Lowry is my dude!

5. Mikey T is a modern day Dr Doolitle - ducks, geese, deer, bunnies, and snakes.

6. Guess Leaden is not getting a Prius only VW for the German.

7. Chrissy did not like the Cheez it crunch wrap supreme from Taco Bell. I told him to let me know when the Doritos crunch wrap comes out.

8. Books on tape? How do we feel about them? Seems like cheating to me.

9. Congrats to Julian on winning the ship...

10. Good season Gabe, good luck at Saint Anselms.

11. Chrissy is having a coming to Jesus moment with his life and his mortality,

12. The Acolyte is so far so good.

Monday, June 3, 2024


 Chrissy thinks I should just let it go just let it go when it comes to the blog. What do you guys think?

This is what I learned:

1. Jeffrey out here living that single dad life for the past 4 days.

2. If you happen to see a bike on 93 North it may or may not have fallen off the back of the MacPhails car when someone other than Chrissy was driving.

3. Heard Smiddy may put in for mayor of Dorchester next year to headline the parade.

4. Chris Leaden may be on the lookout for a new whip. Send him along any good deals you may see.

5. Bike week starts up at Laconia on Friday. Can anyone pick me up?

6. I attempted to watch Tires  twice and I cannot get into it.

7. Why do I still see people driving alone in cars wearing masks? Is this their new normal?

8. Martell hates chain restaurants so any chance I get to take him to one...I DO!

9. Do you have to have just worn a Red Sox uniform to get into their team Hall of Fame?

10. Prayers up for Chrissy dog, Rudy, who got bit by a tick and is all messed up.

11. Support the Jimmy Fund:

12. How we feeling about Eminems new album Houdini? 

13. Heard mullets are making a come back this summer, they aren't just for rednecks anymore.

14. Team overs check - the Red sox were 12-16 this month in OVERS! 

15. Always a great time to see Paddy on the news(Super CalMAN):

16. Glad to see we just skipped over Spring again this year.

Monday, May 20, 2024

Told you so

 I told you last week that the Bruins are Trash and we just had to wait until Friday.

This is what I learned this weekend:


2. Looks like the Sox Overs have taken a turn for #teamovers...bout time.

3. Have you guys seen the weather this week...FUCKING 80's!

4. Don't get your hopes up boys, Joey Martell ain't sucking a dick for a Million dollars. He doesn't care that women do it for free.

5. Hey Pembroke parents how can't a 7 year old tie their shoes? 

6. How pumped are we that the summer officially kicks off this weekend?

7. Who has the best cheeseburger in your opinion? Restaurant or fast food?

8. Biggie Brunch was a huge success! Love it every year.

9. Congrats to Jules for making the Hingham travel little league team. Williamsport here we come!!

10. Pinched nerves in your elbow are not fun. We are going on a month now.

11.  Has anyone ever not burned the roof of their mouth on pizza rolls?

12. Speaking of pizza rolls have you seen the new breakfast ones?

Monday, May 13, 2024


 Lets get into it.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The Bruins are TRASH!

2. Jeffrey hates Jason Tatum with a disdain like no other.

3. Buffalo Wild Wings has all you can eat boneless wings and fries for $19.99 on Mondays and Weds.

4. The Hoffy gets packed after 10 pm and I am NOT here for that.

5. Biggie Brunch this Saturday and I AM HERE FOR THAT.

6. Red Sox Unders are 25-12-2 on the season.

7. Rumor has it Chris Leaden is looking to lease a Prius.

8. Papa Ginos always slaps. 

9. At least the rain is going to come in on Wednesday and stay around through the weekend.

10. Why are Slides so hard to buy? I feel like I tried on a million different ones.

11. At least we still have the Celtics.

12. Planet Fitness losing millions and jacking fees!

Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Yeah yeah yeah

 We back again baby! Lots to chat about in so little time.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Church has changed a whole lot. Jesus now enters you at your first Holy Communion. I do NOT think I ever consented to that.

2. Congrats to Chrissy on being a god father.

3. Congrats to Julie Nickerson getting hitched...onward and upward. The world is your oyster.

4. I do not know if my body can take Bs and Cs every fucking night.

5. Who knows if Mario will keep his Bruins tickets next season but I am here for it.

6. People slowly creeping back on the Sox bandwagon.

7. Biggie Brunch is this Saturday at Liberty Tavern.

8. Pinched elbow nerves are no joke.

9. Anyone else all of a sudden get heart burn very easily?

10. Missed Star wars day - hope you all celebrated accordingly.

11. Also if you are not watching X-men 97, are you even alive?

12. Why didn't anyone tell me that High Noon Passion Fruit tastes like sweaty arm pits. Bunch of fucking Jerks!

13. Speaking of High Noon's I am excited to try the Tea flavors, I have been known to fuck up some tea.

14. Can anyone explain the love of the Planet of the Apes films?

Monday, April 22, 2024

man oh man

 Been a busy 2 weeks. Opening day, Marathon Monday, Cs and B's playoffs. What a time to be alive!

This is what I have learned on hiatus:

1. Don't get drunk at the Hoffy and uber to Encore.

2.  Martell secretly loves the 99! Shhh

3. Ask Leaden about his smoked short ribs.

4. Red Sox overs aren't hitting at the same rate as last year.

5.  Anyone else ever have their left had go numb randomly?

6. I can't wait for this NFL draft to finally be over.

7.  I watched Fall Out on Prime, not bad.

8. Congrats to Julie Nickerson on her engagement.

9. TKs new love is the Texas Roadhouse.

10. No clue how you parents do it - Julian playing on 3 baseball teams.

11. My new rule with all these tipping buttons - if I sits, I tips. That is it.

12. Why haven't we made it here yet, Golf Lounge 18?

Tuesday, April 2, 2024

Uhm guys

 Why are they talking about snow this week? It is April god damn it!

This is what I learned since last week:

1. Florida is a crazy place, filled with lots of younger ladies with older dudes.

2. Big T seems to be all about that Florida life...if ya know what I mean.

3. My first trip to the west coast of Florida and I can say that I liked it a lot.

4. Though driving in Florida is wild, no one uses blinkers and everyone just cuts you off.

5. I go away and Powerball is over a BILLION!

6. I can say that Delta did not leave a good impression on me. 4 hour delay to get to Florida and then another hour on the way back.

7. Rumor has it Quattro sold again.

8. Celtics 1st half bets aint paying the bills anymore.

9. WrestleMania and a solar eclipse this weekend!

10. What the fuck is going on with P Diddy? I need someone, other than conspiracy king, Chrissy to let me know what the fuck is going on.

11. Red Sox season is back and people do not seem to give one fuck.

12. I am hearing grumblings that the Arizona Coyotes may be relocating to Hartford, CT! I smell a road trip.

13. The Hard Rock casino in Tampa is nice but why I gotta pay for beers?

14. If you are near any of these, you should visit - Charleys Steakhouse - found out I am not about that creamy cognac sauce.

15. Man tax filing day is only 2 weeks away!

16. Cord cutting everywhere.

Monday, March 25, 2024

What the hell

 Figured Id throw a little blog together before I hit up some vacation.

This is what I learned the past 2 weeks:

1. The Scituate St Pattys day parade is always a blast.

2. You know that Tourney time is my jam. All these betting Aps are making it even better.

3. There any strip clubs in Tampa area?

4. Egg salad is underrated.

5. I thought we were getting rid of daylight savings?

6. What is going on with Thomas English Muffins - buy 1 get 2 free?

7. Ladder challenge has not been a success.

8. I am so over iced green tea.

9. I didnt hate the Roadhouse remake. It was ok but not nearly as good as the original.

10. Why are there so few Brunch spots?

11. Side salads are superior to french fries. I meant it!

12. I officially have switched from Stop and Shop to Star Market. Taking a little getting used too but here we are. 

Monday, March 11, 2024

That was fast

The baseball season starts in 2 weeks. Spring training was fast as fuck boyeeee.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Granite Links is expensive as all fuck.

2. The Function room at Granite Links is nice and has great city views.

3. I cannot believe that people still smoke. 

4. The BU hockey team looks faster than most teams on the ice.

5. Brian Folan is still alive and kicking at Game On.

6. Typical Smiddy blow off on Saturday.

7. Random drinking on a Sunday is my jam.

8. The Dot Tavern got a face lift from what I hear and they are charging like they got a total overhaul.

9. The Hong Kong is the exact same as it ever was. Jeffrey was too drunk to do karaoke.

10. Both Mega Millions and Power Ball are over 500 Mil! Don't forget me when you win.

Monday, March 4, 2024


 Its like look you blinked and it is now March.

This is what I have learned this weekend:

1. People seem to be getting very upset with all this money going to illegals in this country.

2. Bob Ryan frequents the Fowler house for Celtics games.

3. Chrissy bailed on the BU hockey game for Saturday. So now I have 4 extras.

4. Cancelling a Bark Box subscription is like getting out of a cult.

5. You ever feel like you have tons to do and no time to do it? 

6. The Redsox selling 25 oz beers and bringing back Heinz ketchup is more of a story than the actual product they are putting on the field.

7.  Its funny now you don't have to quarantine for 5 days any more for Covid. Like all of a sudden it is the flu...hmmm.

8. When did Taco Bell get so damn expensive?

9. Popcorn is under rated as a snack.

10. Guess Joe has been sick for over a week now and he still hasn't gone to a doctor.

11. Green iced tea is trash without a lemon.

12. How can the Bruins suck this bad?

Monday, February 26, 2024

Leap year

Leap Year motherfucker!  (shout out if you get the movie reference).

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Mark Welch is pumped for Dune 2, so am I budso.

2. Kilroy's isn't a bad bar but the exhaust isn't the best and your clothes smell like friend food after you leave.

3. How do we feel about the live action Avatar the last Airbender on Netflix?

4. Baseball is back and I am here for it. Not the Sox but baseball in general.

5. Bad Batch season 3 dropped and so far so good.

6. I have been waking up hungry as a mofo lately.

7. I wouldn't call Fowler, Hoffy and Off the Hook as a pub crawl. Seems like a regular weekend day.

8. Who uses I didn't want to change as an excuse to not meet up? 

9. It is going to be in the 50's this week and I am here for it.

10. Chrissy hates mozzy sticks and all fried cheeses.

11. Wait you guys are going camping...pick this up then. Or the Kids want to hang out in the back yard.

12. Have you seen all the new Taco bell items? 

Monday, February 19, 2024

Yes Sean!

I am still here Riccio!

Last week I took off after not hitting a square yet again.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Sean Riccio, lives to break my balls.

2. Shanahan is not a good coach.

3. Talk of Mahomes being in the same category as Tom Brady fires people up.

4. I have received emails, texts and over 10 phone calls from the Red Sox about season tickets.

5. My fence came down on the Cape and I am none to pleased about it.

6. Chrissy is living his best life down in Florida. Rumor has it he is scouting out condos for retirement.

7. Hopefully you picked your fighter because Hooters wings are 100% better than Buffalo Wild Wings. Now if they only had Keno.

8. I heard someone complaining about the lack of snow this winter and I really wanted to punch them in the face.

9. Martells been off the sauce for 18 days and he has me bar hopping every Sunday like he's shipping out to war soon. At least he is consistent.

10. I recently read that picking your nose leads to dementia and Alzheimer's.

11. Giving up coffee for Lent was my worst idea ever. I am starving every day before 9am.

12. I am headed to the Tampa area next month, any bars/restaurant suggestions?

13. Pudding shots are superior to Jello shots. 

14. I've been working so many hours that every day basically feels like Groundhog day.

15.  Ya'll see Drakes meat dropped out there!

16. 27 days till St. Pattys...hopefully it will be warm enough this year at Mikes party.

Monday, February 5, 2024


Today is truck day, like who gives a fuck.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Bar hopping on a Sunday is just wild.

2. Doing the dishes is a sore subject in some peoples houses.

3. RIP Carl Weathers...there will never be another Dillon!

4. Martell is off the sauce and not drinking during the week, so he says.

5. Speaking of Martell - he is having a Super Bowl party. Also I am referring to super bowl Sunday as square day for this week.

6. Getting fun is old you wake up with new aches and pains everyday.

7. Finally made it to the China. The food was ok.

8. Paddy Barry's still smells like piss as soon as you walk in. Then you use the bathroom and there is a urinal that is in the floor. So it all makes sense.

9. Buffalo Wild Wings or Hooters? Pick your fighter.

10. Chrissy is off jet setting to Florida next week. Hope he brings back some warm weather for us.

Wednesday, January 31, 2024


 I totally forgot to update this.

Here is what I learned since my last posting:

1. I am never betting on the Celtics again.

2. Chris Leaden has some squares.

3. What is going to happen Friday with this punk ground hog?

4. Are you team Devil dogs or Yodels?

5. Wait, what? Does Martell have a countdown clock as to when he can drink after doing 31 days sober? Is it set to midnight? UHM?

6. This January went much faster than the last 3, I mean last years felt like 6 months.

7. Everyone does a 2 week fast before vacation, right?

8. Seems like everyone is quitting their jobs and not really having a plan moving forward.

9. We have entered the ashy season - dry hands, face, legs and just about everywhere in between.

10. Anyone ever been to St. Pete/Tampa area? Looking for some suggestions on where to stay.

Monday, January 22, 2024


 That was a cold ass weekend. Hopefully everyone made it through without incident.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Chris Leaden has covid again, that German immune system not really coming through in 2024!

2. Joe Martell day 22 update...still sober. 

3. The Bills are going to Bill!

4. So the NFL script says Baltimore and San Fran...who we rooting for this weekend?

5. Did everyone get their fill of Reacher?

6. Jeffrey The Greek out here on the draftys.

7. Hope you guys are ready to pay all these new taxes Healey is about to roll out.

8. Rumor has it Chrissy has an appointment with Dr. Leonard, shhhh you didn't hair(see what I did there) that from me.

9. Well at least the Bills wont have to ask for snow shovelers next weekend (too soon)?

10.  Desantis is out, Vivek is out, what do you have Nikki?

11. You guys know anyone who was born on a leap day? Its Leap Year mother fuckers!

12. Why is Usher the halftime show at the Superbowl? That dude hasn't been in the spotlight in years.

Tuesday, January 16, 2024

The cold is here

 Man this is going to be one cold ass week overnight.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I think people get more upset with rain than snow now a days.

2. Dunkin Donuts going the way of BK and just adding things and trying out stuff - Pancake wake up wraps.

3. Watch out now Jeffrey is a ski bunny now.

4. Sober Joe is working on 2 weeks now.

5. So what exactly are the Patriots doing? Rolling out the same crew minus Bill?

6. Article 15 in Rockland is closing.

7. These fucking Reds Sox operating as a small market team burns my ass.

8. Chrissy is pissed the Herald has gone up to $4.00 a week.

9. There is nothing more painful than a zit under the skin without a head.

10. Guess where I am going...hmmm.