Tuesday, November 29, 2022

TMX week 12

Week 12 is in the books and we are officially in the witching hour as the kids call it. NOW is the time to make your move to try and get into the money. First place has officially (by TMX) been clinched. In the history of ADSL no team has ever blown a lead over 100 going into week 13 so the fight is now for 2nd and 3rd place. Let take a look at how week 12 ended up. 


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st place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with `165. Jacobs WENT OFF for 55 points including a game clinching 86yd td that was worth 19 points alone! Connors is back to rb 1 with 25 and Lamar is running again. They also left 26 on the bench with Dolphins D.  Its the 3rd win of the year for HK Street Pharm. 



2nd place this week and peeking out from the cellar is Doom and Gloom with 158. D&G had a huge week from Hurts who at halftime looked to be on his way to a 60 burger but finished with 38. Wrs Higgins and Jefferson went for 25 and 29. The new rbs D&G started combined for 25 while old friend I shot ya was on the bench with 24!! D&G is now locked and loaded with Deshaun coming back looking to wheel and deal his way up the standings. 



3rd Place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 138. Prebathtubwhitney may have fixed Herbie as he came alive for the first time since week 4. SunGod is healthy and Ekler is scoring every week putting the gutter fighting champ in a weird spot actually trying to get to the money. Starting Dick Johnson at tight end and getting 0 probably isn't the way to do that (TMX note name changed to protect a guy putting up zero after getting a ball in the endzone off the face).  



4th place this week was Equalizers who continue to ride league MVP Mahomes. This week got a break out game from Miles "Boobie " Sanders  who put up 143 and 2 tds after back to back weeks of just putting up 5! Equalizers also got some Monday night action with tds from JT ( who's officially back) and Pittman. TMX stats reports Pittman is avg 14 points with Matty Ice and is WR 14 overall with Ice. Tell him Matty is cooked but you better duck after you say it. 



5th place this week was Silly Gooses with 134. Gooses looked primed to go with Murray back and running ( 56yds) and Nick Folk once again putting up double digits. Tyreek put up just 12 partially due to the Dolphins resting starters and cramping but Gooses are still in the mix. 



6th place this week was Slippery Wizards with 124. Chubb got one of the fantasiest tds late in the game when the Browns could have just kicked a fg to end it to help an otherwise average day. Lamb is playing at wr1 level but so were GODwin and new toy Wilson who were left on the bench ( 52pts combined) while Gabe Davis came up small with 5 points. The battle for the basement is still in sight for Slippery Wizards and leaving 52 on the bench is concerning. 



7th place this week was Moco Loco with 119. Since winning the week in week 6 Moco Loco hasnt had a top 5 finish!  Josh Allen may finally be back putting up 33 and waiver wire finds Schultz and Perine put up 17 a piece but Mocos need Chase back on the case and fast as they are slipping into no mans land. Kamara continues to disappoint this week putting up just 4 points! 

8th place this week was Burrow my dick in your ass with 96. Burrow was lead by Burrow who put up a pedestrian 20pts and Kelce had a rare off game ( 13 points by any other tight end is jump for joy shit) Dj Moore may have found a qb that is ready and willing to use him as he had a good game 23 on the bench. Burrow lost Najee to a lesion adominal ( spanish for tummy ache). Najee did score before leaving and Burrows will have to keep an eye on that but have JK Dobbins coming back and hoping the Peirce can bounce off that rookie wall and get back to rushing for 100 and tds like earlier in the year. They are too close to the money to not make it happen! 

9th place this week was Flyingdingoes with 90 points. Dingoes leading scorer this week was Tom Brady with 22 and in 2022 you arent winning many weeks with Tom Brady as your leading scorer with 22! Jamaal got his usual td and King Henry had a rare off day where he had more rec yards than rushing and had a huge catch and run that ended with a fumble in the endzone, very unKing like. Keenan Allen is back which will help and benching Watson is questionable with Mr Watson scoring tds all over the place ( 34,19,24 last 3 weeks) the basement fight is real and these plays can be costly. 

10th place this week was Charlies Angels with 74. The Angels were led by who else but TUA who put up 299 and a td in 3 quarters of work. The blowout cost him of another big game (40,35,29 last 3 weeks) and that hurt the Angels as did ETN putting up 0 with a foot injury that coach said "not a big deal just being cautious" well no time for that when basement fights are here. Walker helped with 2 tds and looked like he could've had more but wasnt used as much. Hollywood Brown is now back so the wr group got stronger. Climbling out of the basement is gonna depend on Tua playing full games and the upcoming schedulre should make sure he does ( SF, LAC, Buf). Its go time. 



Lets make some calls. First up from Charlies Angels a good friend of TMX Deebo Samuel. Yo, Deebo whats good? " Oh man TMX how you been? TMX AND MY DOGS BITE hahaha get it! " Yeah good one Deebs but this is a serious call here, its late in the season and well you've kinda been underperforming  " Oh come on TMX you coming at me like that? Im working as hard as ever but we got alot of weapons you know" Oh we get it but you were the 6th wr taken and you currently have 4 more points than Tyler Boyd on the season. " WAIT you comparing me to Tyler Boyd? TMX you gonna get me tight!" No, no Deebo just saying last year you were over 20 points 8 times this year only once? " I get it, TMX mark my words, if my hammy gets right I'm going over 20. Put that down. We got no Mitchell and that new boy we brought in aint bout to carry the load so I'm gonna get it" Well, well, well thats our first ever hammy get right prediction! GOOD LUCK Deebo always a friend of TMX ( FOT). 

Gonna go a little off the path here and return a call we got from a gentleman name Anon Omous Sources. Hi is this Anon Omous Sources? " Yeah its me this TMX?" It is. First strange name and how did you come across TMX's number? " You can just call me SOURCES thats what most people do, I know people thats how I got your number do you want to hear what I got?" Uhhhm well sure " Well, I heard that the top team in your league one of the owners doesnt even watch football and at one point tried to drop Mark Andrews but had to be talked out of it!! We put a trace on him and hes always at this Crossfit jamboree thing" I mean not sure where youre going with this? " The point is  He  hasnt made one transaction all year just sitting back and taking credit basically he's milli vanilli and should be stripped of his ownership" Uhhm well this aint the grammies Mr Sources and we appreciate the call but thats up to the team to decide who does what during the season. " I'm just letting you know who's real and who aint but your call you are TMX and all." Yeah thanks. Keep doing what you do Mr Sources we will keep doing what we do. Boy that was something, who knew we'd get a call saying an owner was milli vanilli. Wild. Blame it on the rain I guess. Lets check the standings;

 

         1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacist

      2. Prebathtubwhitney                                        132pt

     3. Equalizers                              135pt

     4. Burrow my dick in yo ass                 158pt

     5. Silly Gooses                             161pt

     6. Moco Loco                              180pt  

     7. Slippery Wizards                                        216pt

         8. Flyingdingoes                           246pt

        9. Doom and Gloom                        272pt

    10. Charlies Angels                          302pt

 

 

 

 

 Well this is it boys. Time to make moves. Trade deadline is coming up on DEC 12 so its now or never. Lets hope for some big Josh Jacob type games this week and no injuries. Good Luck and as always folan.com  for everything.

Monday, November 28, 2022

We made it

We got  33 days till 2023!

Looks like Covid season is finally winding down.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Hershey PA is fucking far my dudes.

2. It is Cyber Monday make sure you get them deals.

3. Going out for Thanksgiving dinner was something different.

4. When getting a back piece do you get it down on the ass?

5. Jeffrey and Joey just out there drinking whiskey.

6. Have you heard that Justin shattered his lower leg? Both Tibia and Fibula.

7. Beef barbacoa is underrated and fire.

8. Criminal Minds is back and not bad (same but different).

9. Perfectly normal to name a white dog Yayo right? Thanks!

10. Please tell me you guys(and gals) have seen the Never Ending Story.

11. Day 1 after being off for 4 days is always a blur.

12. Chrissy is slowly becoming a dog whisperer. He has puppy training class this Friday - stay tuned.


Tuesday, November 22, 2022

Week 11 TMX Turkey edition

Week 11 is in the books and we head to the Thanksgiving week with no teams on byes and Hong Kong Street Pharmacists still cruising to victory while the battle for the basement rages on. The first annual thanksgiving TMX review is here lets look at how the week shook out. 



1st this week with 165 was Burrow my dick in your ass. Najee Harris finally scored over 12 points and may have found his groove like Stella once did. Kelce and Davante went off and Danny Dimes started and put up 31 while Burrow was on the bench putting up 39 ( team president " sent his ass a message") Rondelly Moore insulted the Burrows by coming out for one play and then calling it a day with a groin pull (medical injury not...well you know the joke).



2nd place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 147, Tony Tony Tony Pollard has done it again exploding for 39 and Pats D put up 20. Herbie and Ekler had ok games and Prebathtub has to be wondering when Herbert is gonna string together a few 35-45 point games. 


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rd Place this week was Flyingdingoes (bday boy) with 136. King Henry threw for one and ran for one and Jamaal Williams does what he always does and vultures tds, this week 3 of em! Dingoes will need Mixon back and hopefully Rodgers new toy Watson continues his td scoring ways. 


4th place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacists with 134. The Pharmacists got a big week from Amari Cooper and comeback player of the year candidate Josh Jacobs ran wild. The Dallas D has become  a quiet savor for this team, they have scored over 15 points 7 of the first 11 weeks and in single digits (8) only once! 



5th place this week was Silly Gooses with 123. Gooses got 71 points on Monday night action as Jimmy G and Kittle hit the double point parade. 123 in a week were team mvp Tyreek is on a bye is a good thing as Silly Gooses keeps within the money range. 



6th place this week was Doom and Gloom with 122. D&G was able to overcome a rare off week from J.Jefferson due to Hurts and Tee Higgins having good games. Washington defense put up 23 and Pacheco may be the real deal and we shall find out cuz CEH went down leaving the entire backfield to Pacheco for the immediate future! 



7th place this week was Equalizers with 117. Equalizers were led by Mahomes per usual with 38 points. Bass kicked in with 20, kickers matter. JT score and the number one overall pick looks to be ready to take off just like last season so lets see how it unfolds for Equalizers. 



8th place was Slippery Wizards with 94. SW was led by Mr Fields before he came up limping with a hammy injury then had to be helped to the locker room with a shoulder injury. Looks like the 4th qb lost for Slippery Wizards should be interesting to see how they adjust. 



9th place was Charlies Angels with 93. Angels went to the waivers with Tua on a bye and Russy didnt come through.  Montgomery and Ayiuk (2tds) had decent games but with ETN and Walker on byes it was pretty much survival mode this week at camp Angels who also left 20 point kicker on the bench! 



10th Place this week was Moco Loco with 93. Josh Allen had a rare off week only putting up 14 which was tied for the team lead with the kicker Mcpherson!! Kamara continues to be hot and cold and Moco needs to get Chase back or make a move as he's starting to sleep down the standings. 



TMX wont be making calls this week instead in honor of thanksgiving we will list what each team is thankful for!

 

 

  1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacist. Thankful that they had a draft guru pick their team. Jackson to MANdrews  and Kupp carried them to a lead that no jinx, voodoo, big foot, tooth fairy, lockness monster or whatever made up excuse the managament team uses could overcome. Jacobs resurgence and 3 week run totalling over 100 points as well as the cowboys d averaging 17 points a week is alot of bonus points to be thankful for. 
  2.  Burrow my dick in you ass is 89 points back but is thankful for steal of the draft Pierce though slowed lately carried the rb spot which may now be taken over by first round pick Najee who is showing signs of last years big season. Davante Adams proved he can do it without Rodgers and Kelce is currently AVERAGING 20pts a game and is the only tight end over 200 points for the season, no one else is even close. Burrow brought tears on draft day so he's also a reason to be thankful and hopefully after the benching this week he will light it up.
  3.  The Equalizers are 105 points back and have Mahomes and more Mahomes to be thankful. The fantasy mvp so far averaging 35 points a week and already at 358 on the season is more than they could ask for!  Not bad for 4th  QB taken. JT returning to form is more to be thankful for and the Drake and Sanders finally putting up consistent numbers.
  4. Prebathtubwhitney is 106 points back and can be thankful for Diggs and his 219 points on the season as well as Tony Pollard coming alive. The St. Brown trade brought some life and Ekler is at 11 tds on the season so there's alot to be thankful for with their round 2 running back.
  5. Silly Gooses is 130 points back but  has to be thankful he took a chance and waiting out Dhop as he is averaging close to 20 points a game and it doesnt matter whos throwing it. Tyreek Hill as the 10th wr off the board is one of the best picks of the year and has also proven to be qb proof. Being in the top 5 for the majority of the season without number 1 pick najee  scoring more than 12 points is also alot to be thankful for!
  6. Moco Loco is 134 points back and should be thankful for their deep pockets cuz they are in that waiver wire all day errrday (kidding) They have to be thankful for Josh Allen with 329 points only behind Mahomes . They also have to be thankful for the Waddle/ Chase combo that carried them early on. We also always give thanks for Cordarelle Patterson at TMX so theres that too!
  7. Flyingdingoes are 172 points back and have to be thankful for King Henry leading the rbs in points, not bad for 5th rb taken! They must also be thankful for Jamaal "td machine " Williams with his 12 tds so far. Juju is another one to be thankful for as who knew he'd be back in wr 1 convo!
  8. Slippery Wizards are 174 points back and must be thankful for Justin Fields taking over at qb after 3 went down. CeeDee, CMC and Chubb have also giving reason for thanks as they have given just enough to keep Slippery Wizards afloat.
  9. Charlies Angels is 211 points back and have to very thankful for waivers! Getting Tua and Walker to go along with ETN coming alive is alot to be thankful for.
  10. Doom and Gloom is 265 points back. Uhhhhm.... Pass the potatoes?. KIDDING. Doom and Gloom should be thankful for Jalen Hurts being a stable and consistent qb to offsent the rb situations over at D&G. Tee Higgins is as steady as they come and well he does have two top kickers.

 

                                               (Don't eat too much Turkey this year)

Theres this weeks recap, have a happy and healthy turkey day boys from TMX family to yours. No byes this week and 6 games going on turkey day so check those lineups twice and buckle up. Lets hope for fewer injuries and more points and as always folan.com for everything.  If you see Wes Cash this holiday ask him for our Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song cassingle, thanks. Turkey for me, turkey for you...



Monday, November 21, 2022

Gobble Gobble

 Its turkey day week bitches. I hope you all get stuffed and stuffed!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The craft fair for the Quincy Animal shelter was a success.

2. The buffalo chicken at Rags is surprisingly good.

3. Tough loss for Hull but way to make it to the Superbowl boys.

4. I have said it before and I will say it again, Papa Ginos is underrated.

5. Uhm excuse me sir...but a club sandwich should be on toasted bread not straight Wonder.

6. EVERYTHING IS MORE EXPENSIVE!

7. Going to check out a puppy on Friday. Wish me luck.

8. Seat warmers in your car are awesome but man do they need a second layer of the sun setting? I do not like to be burned through my coat.

9. I watched The Calling on Peacock. It is not bad but its a bit disjointed.

10. Thanksgiving is Thursday, what is your favorite type of pie. If you say pumpkin I hope you choke on a raisin.

11. Michigan vs Ohio state is Saturday at noon. Who is going out?

12. It is ALWAYS iced coffee season. ALWAYS!


Have a great Thanksgiving ya nuts and hopefully you get to enjoy some football with your family.


Tuesday, November 15, 2022

TMX week 10 review

Week 10 is done and this season continues to be one of the craziest.  Wild endings to games and undefeated teams going down at home to backup QBs its a wild wild NFL world! Injuries keep mounting as Ertz, Kupp, Juju, Khali Herbert, Lenny, Jeudy and Everett were among the big names with in game injuries. Cap tip to Doom and Gloom for losing BOTH tight ends in one week! TMX hates reporting injuries but they wont seem to stop!! Lets get to this weeks recap. 

First place this week was Slippery Wizards with 174. Led by Mr Fields 47 who has scored 100 pts the past two weeks,  SW had every player except the tight end get in the end zone and this may be the best week they have all year.  Slippery Wizards have moved up a little bit and are trying to make a second half push. 



2nd Place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 136. The bench mob on Prebathtub scored 114 points better than 4 teams started AND they had Pats d on a bye!! Ekler was outscored by the bench rbs and Herbert looks lost with Keenan Allen and Big Mike Will.  They are still in the mix to finish in the money but its gonna take some better managing down the stretch and maybe a benching of Herbert who hasn't gone over 25 since week 4!! Is it Cousins time? #youlike that??? 


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rd Place this week was Equalizers with 127. Mahomes continues to crush it with three straight weeks over 40 points and his lowest week all season was 19 which is a good week for most! JT is back to RB 1 and the Equalizers with those two rolling and Pittman getting Matty Ice are firmly in the race to finish in the money and to  contend for the top spot! 



4th place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with 125. The everything going right for HK continues as they started Rodgers on Jackson bye and he had his best week of the season vs top defense Dallas ( which HK also played and it worked out) Barkley had another great game and James Connor is back as RB1 putting up 22 pts. HK Street Pharm did have Kupp go down but early reports are he dodged a bullet and should be back this season. They are so far ahead it doesn't seem to worry them as reports say they turned down trade offers for Justin Fields among others for Kupp.  Gonna test the depth ( fantasy football term not Crossfit) of HK in the coming weeks. 



5th Place this with was Gloom and Doom with 119. D&G was led by Hurts and Jefferson who had one of the greatest catches in NFL history on his way to putting up 35pts. Scary Terry balled out on Monday night but the rbs combined for 12pts and the Ertz 1 point (injured) hurt the cause. D&G is currently locked in  the basement but as crazy as this season has been they cant be counted out and we are sure D &G  management will be working the waivers and trade wires. 



6th place this week was Silly Gooses with 115. Kyler Murray was a late scratch but Gooses had Jimmy G waiting.  Jimmy didn't do too much but Wilson and Aaron Jones came through. Tyreek had an off week despite getting in the end zone and in what TMX can only imagine was a cost saving move the Gooses decided to start Prater who was ruled out earlier in the week? 5 bucks hits hard sometimes but being just out of the money you may wanna pick up a kicker whos playing? TMX here to help.

 7th place this week was Burrow my dick in your ass with 109. Burrow was without Burrow and got Danny Dimes to put up 22 and Davante Adams got 28 while his qb was crying in press conferences!! Newly acquired Najee Harris had a good game running nearly getting 100 yards and he may be turning the corner ( still hasn't scored over 12pts) Dj Moore and Olave combining for 9 may wanna make the Burrow management cry a little! Burrow will be back next week and this team is still right in the mix.

 8th place this week was Charlies Angels with 101. Tua continues to light it up putting up 29 this week and his third straight week with at least 3 tds. Cook had 27 while ETN and Walker had rare off weeks. Deebo is caught up in the evil mastermind Shanny offense and who knows what's going to happen but its not looking like we can predict whos getting what going forward and AJ Brown was out of the game for a bit but didn't leave with an injury designation, is it Robinson time?? Big decisions this week over at Charlies Angels with Tua on a bye, Deshaun not available and still in a fight to stay out of the beer bitch/basement. Stay by your phones if you got a qb to trade!! 




9th place this week was Moco Loco with 95. Josh Allen fought through injury to put up 26 but Cordarelle Patterson ( SIX touches) and Kamara combined for only 8 points. Waddle somehow managed to only put up 8 points with Tua throwing 3 tds? Loco did find waiver magic picking up and starting Schultz who had 14, 2nd leading scorer behind only Josh.  Moco Loco seemed ready to make their move for the top but with back to back weeks under 100 they need to regroup and get this thing back rolling we are sure Chase coming back should help that plan. 




10th place this week was Flyingdingoes with 87. MIxon on a bye and JuJu getting concussed hurt the Dingoes. Brady put up 20 in Germany and J.Williams got his weekly td and waiver find Slayton was second in scoring with 17. King Henry let the team down putting up only 7 his lowest point total of the season and first single digit game since week 2. Flyingdingoes had back to back 150 weeks and now this 87 shows exactly how up and down this season has been for most of the league!!  



Lets make some calls. First up from Slippery Wizards Justin Fields. Yo Justin whats good it TMX, you ever heard of us? " OH YEAH TMX I know you guys! Great to hear from you. Whats up?" Nothing much here but man oh man are you ballin 53 last week and 47 this week running wild how do you do it? " Oh man just lucky seeing some openings and running" Running FAST you mean you were clocked at 20mph, if TMX ran 20 mph per hour we would be asking everyone we saw , WANNA RACE? Like i kid in grade school. " Ha good one TMX but I'm not trying to win school yard races but trying to win some football games and right now we aint but hopefully get em this week! " Alright but keep balling you are becoming a TMX fav. 

Next up lets call old friend and Tom Brady. Hey Tom big win out their in Germany like a Jujisu match huh? " Hey TMX long time no call what going on? Yeah big win team is coming along, played a tough Seattle team and lucky to get up 14-0 and get the win" Yeah up 14-0 then kinda put them in a rear naked choke hold huh? " Uhm yeah I guess?  Tough to see Lenny go down and kinda got sloppy on that INT to me but we held on" Yeah that INT was that a leg sweep? Were you trying for a single leg takedown? " OH SHIT I get it TMX your making JuJitsu jokes cuz Gisele is running around with that JuJitsu trainer after the divorce?? Good one. I cant be mad, always loved TMX but thats cold blooded like you took a page out of Wes Cash's insult books, but I respect it. Well, I gotta run and try and get another win" Ha old Tommy always good to TMX. Take care and good luck with everything. Lets see the standings after 10 weeks of madness.

 


 

                   1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacists

                   2. Equalizers                                                           87pts

                   3. Moco Loco                                                         92pts

                   4. Silly Gooses                                                       118pts

                   5. Prebathfubwhitney                                          118pts

                   6. Burrow my dick in yo ass                                 120pts

                   7. Slippery Wizards                                               134pts

                   8. Charlie's Angels                                                 170pts

                   9. Flying Dingoes                                                    174pts

                 10. Doom and Gloom                                              252pts 

 

 

 

  The season is heading to the home stretch and it looks like the window to catch HK Street Pharmacist may have closed. They had their big guns on a bye and lost their number one pick this week but still picked up ground on 2nd and 3rd. The races for the basement and beer bitch are still tight as one big and you can jump the standings. Lets hope everyone is healthy this week and down the stretch! As always folan.com for everything.

Monday, November 14, 2022

let it snow

 Fall came in slow but man is it here now. I am hearing snow is on the horizon. LETS FUCKING GO!

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Wakanda Forever was pretty awesome. Great way to honor the character and Chadwick Boseman.

2. Its boot season now mother fuckers.

3. The older I get the more I like smashed griddled burgers over char broiled. I said it.

4. RIP Kevin Conroy. If ya know then ya know.

5. Anyone interested in a Bruins game, in Nashville, in February?

6. I watched The Inside Man on Netflix, it was aight. 

7. Anyone watch any of the Interview with a Vampire on A&E?

8. Michigan vs Ohio state Saturday November 26...if they are both 11-0 someone is gonna go home very sad.

9. Chrissy says Fat Burger 1000 times over In and Out burger out of 1000 times.

10. Wait, 911 dispatchers make $22.63 an hour? WHAT!

11. Nothing feels as nice as getting your teefs cleaned.

12. I must say "this is a fucking joke" at least 37 times a week.


There is a craft fair to raise money for the Quincy Animal Shelter this Saturday. Stop by Katie will have a booth.

Tuesday, November 8, 2022

TMX week 9

Byemageddon week 9 is in the books! Wont be another big bye week til week 14 and if we are being honest no real bigtime players on those teams like this past week. We had a trade this week, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, a real live trade! Silly Gooses and Burrows swapped Najee ( hasn't scored over 12pts all season) Harris and Mike Thomas (immediately put on IR) for Zeke and Adam Theilen. TMX does not comment on who wins trades as we are a pro-trade organization, that said- winters coming boys get the fleece out!! LETS HIT THE REVIEW.  

First place this week was Flyingdingoes with 151. The Dingoes spent weeks 2,3 and 4 in the basement and were being publicly mocked by other teams but have now put together back to back 150 point weeks and are far away from the dank darkness of the basement as they make their push to the top. Mixon put up a season high 58 points and King Henry is mowing people down with another 100yd td week! Dingoes threw (see what we did there) Mariotta out there instead of Brady and got 7 points from the non throwing qb! Brady may have gotten the message with the benching so it could be all systems go this week!! 

2nd Place this week was Charlies Angels with 148. Angels have also risen out from the basement (wks 5,6,7) with their second straight strong week. The top waiver acquisitions of Ken Walker and healthy Tua put up 65 and seem like "league winners"!! ETN has taken hold of that rb1 spot in Jax and the Angels seem to have it all going with Deebo off the bye and AJ Brown putting up numbers it looks like a set it forget it lineup each week over there. The only thing stopping this team is if  Ken  Walker forgets his passport for the trip to Germany this week! 

3rd Place this week was Burrow my dick in yo ass with 137. Davante Adams redeemed himself after the zero in week 8 and put up 36 while Burrow only had 21 due to Mixon running wild. Kelce was his usual steady self but Burrow decided to play a kicker who was out and took a zero there.  TMX is the first to tell you kickers matter and that ya cant be just taking zeroes Greg the leg was on the bench putting up 9!! Burrows is in the mix and needs to make sure they are getting all the points!! 

4th place this week is Equalizers with 129. Mahomes continues to carry them and this week put up 46 while The Drake is a thing again in Baltimore and he chipped in 23. Somehow Equalizers is able to overcome JT and big Mike Williams injuries as well as Playoff Lenny having a few rough weeks to still be close to the money! Remarkable managing over there at Equalizers headquarters. 

5th place this week was Silly Gooses with 120 led by wr 1 Tyreek with 28 and kicker of the year Folk putting up another big game ( 14pts). Murray and Dhop had average weeks for the first time since Dhop came back from cheating suspension. The Zeke trade should help the hurting rb situation as they only got 9pts this week!! Silly Gooses with trades and active waiver adds is firmly in contention for the money. 

6th place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 114. Ekler continues to be one of the best value picks of the draft as he scored again and Dallas Goedart led all tight ends with 25 this week. TMX was unable to contact Prebathtubwhitney's management as to why the Boogiemen were left on the bench playing a rookie qb at home? ( 32pts!) Prebathtubs hopes and dreams are with Justin Herbert who once again had an off game and was even outscored by Cousins whos running around with his shirt off and chains on begging for the start. Lets see if they pull the trigger and bench the struggling Herbert! 

7th place this week was Slippery Wizards with 106. SW spent the last 8 weeks begging for qb help and finally got it with Fields putting up a 50 burger! The rest of the team? Not so much, as the rbs combined for 17 and wr combined for 13!!! Slippery Wizards are sliding into that basement and had better hope they can get more weeks like that from Fields and the rest of the team actually showing up or they may wanna hit up Lane Bryant for a summer dress!  

8th place this week was Doom and Gloom with 104. Hurts and Jefferson had their usual solid weeks but getting 8 total from the rb position is not going to cut it!! Josh Palmer was the top waiver pickup but didnt crack the lineup! Fighting from the basement D&G cant afford to leave 19 on the bench. Swifty looks to be getting more reps going forward and Ertz/Everett are useable tight ends that may have a market so look for D&G to be out there shopping them and maybe a kicker as he has 2 kicker 1s. 

9th place this week was Moco Loco with 94. Good news is TMX fav Cordarelle Patterson was back and of course scored twice and Waddle put up his usual good game. Bad news is Allen had a rare off day and may have injured his elbow! Moco will need to get his medical team on this and possibly check the trade options or roll with Trev Lawrence! Prayers up, TMX hearts Allen. 

10th place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacists with 92. Since his 52 point week in week 3 Lamar Jackson has only one week over 25 points! Luckily HK Street Pharmacist has a big lead and Cooper Kupp continues to produce. Ljax is gonna be on bye next week which should also allow Andrews to get fully healthy and HK Streets Pharmacist will look to continue to push their first place lead. Lets get on the horn. 

First up from last place team we will give old Lamar Jackson a call. Hey Lamar what's good it TMX. " TMX what up! How you guys doing? We got another win tonight 3 in a row heading into the bye everything is clicking!" Well not really every Lamar, I mean you havent been putting up big numbers " oh shoot come on TMX i'm a top qb and i'm doing everything I can for HK Street Pharmacists, big truss! I even showed that dude who got fired from apple some new crossfit moves . " Well that's all well and good but I'm sure they would rather another 50 burger like week 3? " alright BET! I'm getting Mark back and we fixing to light up whoever we playing week 11! Count on it" Okie dokie we will send that to old takes exposed. Lets give a call to Joey Mixon from the winning team. Hey Joe its TMX you ever heard of us? " TMX? oh hells yeah been following you guys for a while!! Call me Joey Paydirt! HA get it? I scored 5 times this week, I was on fire!" Oh you were indeed uhm Joey Paydirt. You hadnt scored over 20 all year and your last 4 weeks COMBINED was less that what you put up Sunday! " OH you got numbers TMX? Come on you know Burrows been slinging it all over the place but now Chase is down they neeeeeeeeeeeed Joey Paydirt! You might wanna keep me on speed dial! Put me in your phone as Joey Paydirt too!" Well we will think about it. Great week lets see what you got this week !!  Lets check the standings

 

   1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacist

   2. Moco Loco                                                        62pts

   3. Equalizers                                                          90pts

   4. Burrow my dick in yo ass                                105pts 

   5. SIlly Gooses                                                       109pts

   6. Prebathtubwhitney                                          130pts

   7. Flyingdingoes                                                     136pts

   8. Charlies Angels                                                   147pts

   9. Slippery Wizards                                                 184pts

 10. Doom and Gloom                                               247pts

 

 

 

    We are on to week 10 and it looks like this may be the last week to make a move on HK Street Pharmacists as Lamar and Andrews will be on bye. The fight for last is turning into a two man race at this point as Slippery Wizards and Doom and Gloom are being left back from Flyingdingoes and Charlies Angels the last couple of weeks. The fight to get to third is as tight as it has been all year. The waivers look bare this week it might be time to explore some trades! Good luck, lets stay healthy and as always folan.com for everything.



Monday, November 7, 2022

November

 And just like that people skipped over Thanksgiving and moved right to Christmas.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. College football is not for everyone.

2. Mikey Layden is already at a record year and we still have 8 weeks left.

3. Are we or aren't we moving away from daylight savings.

4. Chrissy is having the time of his life in Vegas.

5. Coach J and Hull have their first playoff game this Sunday at 1pm if you are around.

6. Where do you stand with the impossible meats? 

7. Burnt coffee is nasty.

8. I mean over 75 degrees for 5 straight days in November is straight up nuts.

9. Don't forget to play the Powerball tonight...1.9 Billion reasons why.

10. Give me a tuna or chicken salad on toast but I don't want a panini.


Wednesday, November 2, 2022

Week 8 review

Week 8 is over and it was quite a week! Lots of scoring went down with 5 teams scoring over 140 and the top two teams getting 179! TMX aint good with the decimals (don't even use them) but Silly Gooses lost by .2!! Tough hit!!  10 players had 2 plus tds on Sunday with Kamara, CMC, Pollard, AJ Brown, and Foreman getting three!! Looks like scoring is on the rise BUT this week is a big bye week with 6 teams on byes so we shall see. 



Lets get to the recap. First this week with 179.88 was Charlies Angels.  The Angels made the most of their time in the basement and made sure they wont be back by grabbing Walker and non concussed Tua in consecutive weeks. Tua is on fire putting up 40 and AJ Brown dropped 41. ETN and Cook had great days and when Hollywood and Deebo get back Charlies Angels will continue their rise. The only question will be when Watson is back what will happen with Tua!! 



2nd place this week was Silly Gooses with 179.6. Gooses are cruising with Dhop and Murray as they combined for 67. Tyreek continues to be automatic 30 and Ajones seems to be the only one scoring in Green bay. Gooses were helped by the trade deadline and Wilson got a new home but old friend Najee Harris still has yet to score over 12 points in any week! Gooses also had kicker of the week as Folk put up 17!! Gooses are just a few points out of the money and riding high with Murray and Dhop.


 

3rd place this week was Flyingdingoes with 153. Dingoes got a monster game from King Henry with 45 points, boy does he demolish Houston every chance he gets. Jamal Williams continues to score tds and Brady and Evans had serviceable numbers . Dingoes should get Keenan Allen and Juju back this week and with new toy Dulcich in the fold they will continue to climb up the ranks. 


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th place this week was Slippery Wizards. SW finally got points from a qb who stayed healthy as Dak went for 29. Running back is whats carried Wizards this far and that was the case again with Chubb 29 and CMC 38. Slippery Wizards tried to make trades but no takers alas they were left with 140 on the bench and now face 6 players on bye for week 9 better hope those traids go through this week! 



5th place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 143. Whitney had league's best handcuff Pollard go off for 3 tds and 38 points and Diggs continued his case for wr1 ranking. Cousins filled in at qb with 27 and the Whitneys will get Herbert and Ekler back this week . Huge bye week for them keeps them right in the mix for the money. 

6th place this week was Moco Loco with 139. Moco Loco took a zero last week by choosing to play a D on a bye and then this week threw up the Chief! Robert Parish as they played TWO 0s! Kamara is starting to turn it up with 38 and Waddle got Tua back and is on fire. The Iggles d also pitched in 25 and should be able to get at least that this week playing the hapless Texans. Moco is as close to the top as we've seen all year and maybe if they stop throwing up zeroes they could put some real heat on the leaders. JUST A THOUGHT.  

7th Place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with 128. HK was led by Ljax 25 and Cooper 24 but injuries to Andrews 4pts and near injury to Kupp 18 had many saying " the russians cut".  They still hold a good size lead and seem to be cruising to the title so much so that they laughed off a trade that would have brought them D'Onta Foreman for Mooney.  Heavy is the head that wears the crown as old Billy Shakespeare wrote. ( sidenote he wrote a whole lot of sonnets). 



8th place this week was Doom and Gloom. Another week another rb taken out by old D&G! This week the bus caught a flat hopefully it will be up and running . Doom was led by Mr Hurts who is playing a very high level for the undefeated Iggles! Swifty was back but had an off week as did Jefferson.  Tmx does not condone snitching on any level but rumor has it someone told Carlson bout Doom and Glooms kicker hate and Carlson dropped a goose egg on that ass. Lets hope it was just friendly fire and not a full out war cuz as we know kickers matter. 



9th place this week was Equalizers with 108. Mahomes on a bye and Jonathan Taylor playing like he is made for some tough sledding. Geno Steaks had an ok game and the rest of the Equalizers couldnt get over 15.  The tough bye is behind them and Mahomes and the crew will be back and Miles Sanders should eat on Thursday vs the Texans so as of now Equalizers have a firm grasp on a money spot.



 10th place this week was Burrow my dick in yo ass with 98. The only team to not crack a hundo was hurt by Burrow having a rare off week (17pts). Dj Moore carried the club with 29 and looks to be back to playing like wr1 that he was drafted to be. Davante Adams dropping a zero was hopefully just a one off and not something to worry about. Burrow is still at the top half of the standings and gets Kelce back next week so we are sure scoring under 100 wont be the norm. 

Lets make some calls. First up from last place its friend of TMX Davante Adams. YO Davante whats good?? " oh man TMX whats crackalacking over there, you been to Vegas? Great out here, how's things" Funny you ask D what happened this week? " NOT YOU TOO!! Come on TMX you know I had the flu prolly got it from that Buster the week before who got in my way" Hahaha we did see you were sick. Well lets get better and ball out this week huh? Burrows are counting on you " oh yeah no doubt no doubt you know me TMX I'm bout to put up 200" Sound good D good luck week 9. 

Now from Charlies Angels lets call Mr A.J Brown. AJ what a week its TMX " I know exactly who it is just like I knew I could beat those fools deep 3 times on Sunday, you see that T?' Oh we saw it quite impressive! " Yup 6 receptions and 3 for tds, no cheapies either. I'm rolling might mess around and do it again this week too, who we got this week you know?" Thursday night you got the Houston Texans " Oh man thats great we gonna smash them, I'm bout to get another hat trick then the Phillies smash the other Houston team, can you dig it" WOW sounds like you got it all figured out! Good luck AJ. " you TMX one more thing, when you call me next week lets get Hurts in on it too "  Uhmm we'll see buddy have fun Thursday. Lets head to the standings.

 


 

   1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacist

   2. Moco Loco                                                     65

   3. Equalizers                                                       127

   4. Silly Gooses                                                    138

   5. Burrow my dick in yo ass                             149

   6. Prebathtubwhitney                                      153

   7. Flyingdingoes                                                 195

   8. Slippery Wizards                                            198

   9. Charlies Angels                                               203

  10. Doom and Gloom                                         259

 

 

    Week 9 is here and its a 6 team bye week so there will be a lot of teams looking for fill ins. The waivers lottery tickets may have already been taken but there are teams looking to trade (ALLEDGEDLY). Lets get ready for the second half as the season is just about half way over and boy did it fly!! Let hope for no injuries, plenty of 3 td games and as always folan.com for everything.

 

Monday, October 31, 2022

Happy Halloween

 And just like that there are only 2 months left in 2022.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. (Just a reminder) Always eat when you drink.

2. Lauren Brady is alive and well.

3. Looks like I may have to start shopping for a dress...last place ain't no fun.

4. I tried watching The Watcher on Netflix...pretty much unwatchable.

5. TK had a great night at the Cs on Friday. He's looking to go back, said Nora's seats are right next to the beer stand.

6. Has anyone ever actually ordered anything from Overstock.com?

7. Why do phones update and then all of a sudden kill your battery?

8. If anyone is looking to place a futures bet Chrissy is heading to Vegas on Saturday.

9. So I hear twitter is going to make verified people pay $20 a month.

10. Do not forget to vote no on 1 next Tuesday.

11. Must be nice to be a Philly fan right now.

12. Ya'll get in on the Truly Vodka seltzers?


Bonus:

If you were getting an all white dog, what would you name it?

Yeti
Avalanche
Yeyo
Falkore
Bushi
Bushido
Storm Shadow
Fluff



Tuesday, October 25, 2022

TMX week 7

Week 7 is in the books and this season continues to be a bizarro world type of season. Players you thought were in smash spots don't get double digits and guys you only started because of byes go off (FlyingDingoes). We had 5 teams this week start players who put up goose eggs and the 1st place team in the league had two players started get zero points and still ended up 5th for the week!! The injuries keep piling up and for the first time in league history there have been more impactful  real life trades in the NFL than fantasy trades!!! Lets get to the recap. 

First place this week was Burrow my dick in yo ass with 150 (their first weekly win in 3 years according to TMX stats). Burrow put up a 50 burger (55 Sammy Hager), Olave continues to shine  and Zeke looks like the Zeke of old adding 2 tds. Burrows is getting hot and making a push for the money and got great news as Jimmy Robinson was traded to the J-E-T-S to replace Breece Hall who's out for the year. Burrow looks to be in the hunt for QB 1 putting up 98 points the last two weeks and now set to face the Browns without their top CB! Guess the rest of the league is now the ones crying that Burrow was drafted when he was. 



2nd place this week was Flyingdingoes with 129. Dingoes were led by King Henry who is on a string of 100 yard games per usual and Juju continues to make big plays in KC. Brady may have ran into father time and is starting to look washed or Dingoes would be much further away from the basement than he is. 


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rd place this week was Charlies Angels with 124. Angels had the week won but elected to break rule number one of fantasy. You pick up a player you play him! He sat Tyler Boyd and his 30 points! Angels did however get a huge game from Ken Walker and its finally ETN season as hes taking over the backfield so much so that they shipped Jimmy Robinson out of town! Dalvin and Aj Brown will be back this week and non-concussed Tua looks primed to lead the Angels out of the basement and possibly into the money! 



4th place this week was Silly Gooses with 122. Gooses got DHop back and Free Aaron Jones happened. Kittle was the star in the new loaded niners offense and Kyler Murray vs Jimmy G might turn into a thing over there at Gooses franchise. Najee Harris has still not scored over 12 points in a game all season you have to wonder how long this keeps up? Mike Thomas should be back and wild card OBJ was a recent add that may be a game changer. Silly Gooses is just maintaining a spot in the middle of the pack waiting to get all his players and make his move it seems. 


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th place this week was league leader Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with 120. One of the wildest scores TMX has seen in a while. HK Street Pharmacist registered 2 zeros, got only 10 points from Lamar and 15 total from wr position! But Mr RB1 himself Josh Jacobs put up a 40 burger and has 109 points scored over the last 3 weeks! Saquan put up his usual 20 and the Cowboys d add 28. If this is an off week for this team it may as well be a fight for 2nd place in the league at this point. Finished above 5 teams getting 2 zeroes from starters, just amazing. 



6th place this week was Moco Loco with 114. Loco was led by kinda traded Chase who put up 34 and bye week fill in Trevor Lawrence who had 24. Loco's also chose to just take the zero on defense as both were on a bye, a bold move that didn't seem to worry them as they are in the money chase with  Allen having just finished his bye week. Moco Loco has been busy trying to swing that big deal to get them over the edge and close the gap to the top spot but it hasn't landed yet. Stay tuned. Hashtag no takesy backs. 



7th place this week was Slippery Wizard with 112. The long awaited QB return of Dak was a complete dud with 14 points scored but he did finish the game and now they will hope to have a Qb finish back to back games for the first time all season! Chubb and Rhomondre led  the Wizards and a big trade sending CMC from Mr Everything in Carolina to just one of the guys in San Fran could make or break the season for SW. 


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th place this week was Equalizers with 102. Mahomes put up a 40 burger and big Mike Williams had a nice game before getting injured.  The Drake was a non factor , putting up a zero as Gus the Bus took over. Equalizers are still waiting on Jonathan Taylor to play like a number one pick ( he hasn't scored since week 1)  Mahomes is going on a bye and we shall see if Geno keeps pace. Equalizers are still fighting at the top of the standings. 


9th place this week was Doom and Gloom.  They had Hurts and Jefferson on a bye and Eno Benjamin was the top scorer! Gloom is hoping to get Swifty back but if they dont they did pick up Gus the Bus who scored twice in his return to the lineup. Terry Mcclaurin seems to be back and Michael Gallup decided to score zero this week on 4 targets in the run first Cowboys offense, that may be his last start over there at Doom and Gloom if that's how he's gonna do it. 



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0th place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 100. Prebathtub was led by red hot Ekler who put up 30. Ekler has 8 tds in the last 4 weeks and is carrying the club as they try and figure out what is wrong with Herbert! Sun God and DK both got hurt as they combined for 2 points!! Herbert and Ekler head to the bye week but Diggs and Goedart will be back this week to help try and offset that loss. Injuries are and issue but if Prebathtub can stay healthy and Herbert finds his way they have the players to make a run. 



Lets make some calls. First up from the first place Burrows. Lets call Mr Burrow himself. Hey Joey B whats good its TMX. " Oh man I know who it is whats going on? You see us out there just running up numbers? Me, Chase, Tee and Boyd? All them boys open all the time!" Oh I see it you got back to back weeks with 3 tds everything is rolling. " Oh it is indeed and we got the Browns this week in the battle of Ohio on Monday night! Reminds me of college, man I loved college! I feel like I'm gonna sling it then go hit a kegger this week! You down for that TMX? " Oh we are no doubt but before we let you go, the team that drafted you the owner cried tears of joy that he got you, what do you say to that? " Ha come on man aint no crying when you're rolling with Joe Cool!! Tell homeboy to chill and buckle up we bout to make things happen" Sounds good Joe good luck this week. " No luck needed TMX we got this"  There you have it from Joe Cool himself one of the hottest qbs going. 


Lets make a call to Prebathtubwhitneys qb Justin Herbert and see what's going on. Hey Herbie its TMX whats up? " oh man TMX Im in a funk right now cant figure it out? Its almost like that curse on the Brady Bunch, you ever see that show? " Oh I know the show but we at TMX aren't big curse guys. " well I don't know how else to explain it, I mean everyone keeps getting hurt, I cant get rolling. I mean I didn't even throw a td last week and only got 22 points this week? Those aren't numbers  I usually put up. Its gotta be a curse. Didn't ADSL have a voodoo man once?" WOW you really are a student of the game and fantasy. There was a voodoo man a while back but I'm not sure that was real? " Well TMX we are going on the bye this week and I know a medicine doctor down in San Diego who I'm gonna visit. I'm trying everything, Ekler even gave me some funky cold medina he had from college." Herbie lets relax, maybe just get healthy and get target monster back and you should be fine. Good luck after the bye. " Thanks TMX". 

 


 LETS CHECK THE STANDINGS:

Hong Kong $treet Pha...1018.48
Moco Loco943.20
EQUALIZERS911.86
Burrow My Dick In Yo...898.78
prebathtubwhitney850.44
Silly Gooses829.88
SLIPPERY WIZARDs799.48
Flyingdingoes798.80
Doom & Gloom777.00
Charlie's Angels764.14