Drunk Nothings
A fun way of chatting about drunk weekends with friends. If you have any question/comments for the mailbag send them along to mrbooze187@hotmail.com
Monday, January 23, 2023
Been a while
Monday, January 9, 2023
New year new me?!?
Lets jump right to it, this is the shit I learned this weekend:
1. I am happy that fantasy football season is over. I never scrambled so much in my life.
2. I have been under the weather for about a week now. I just can't seem to shake it.
3. Rumor has it Joe Martell has not left his house since last Monday.
4. Who do we got tonight? Frogs vs Dogs?
5. Puppies are cute 100% would not recommend when it comes to potty training.
6. Guess masking is back. Gonna be a no from me dawg!
7. I love me a good stuffed pork loin.
8. This Cohasset story with the missing woman is bonkers.
9. If you see Chris Leaden this week, make sure you wish him a happy birthday. He turns 47 on Wednesday.
10. I thought you had to get a "finger test" when you turned 50 but Chrissy assured me 45 is when they start(Even though he was creepily smiling at me).
11. Finished Tulsa King season 1 this weekend. Highly recommend.
12. The Fat Cat was on the Phantom this weekend man was it packed Saturday for lunch.
Tuesday, January 3, 2023
2023
...and so the new year begins. Happy New Year you filthy animals.
This is what I learned recently:
1. I mean if this don't get ya wet what will ("storks bring babies, swallows don't")?
2. Crazy NFL season - prayers up for Damar Hamlin.
3. Get a puppy they said, it will be fun they said. Welcome to the family Bronco
4. The week between Christmas and New Years is just a fucking blur.
5. Goldschlagger shots never disappoint.
6. Hey Joey, maybe don't start fights with 18 year old bouncers at the door. Grow up Peter Pan.
7. Chinese food just hits better on New years.
8. The drive down to PA was 6 hours but the drive back was 7 and 1/2. Fucking Accidents.
9. Go big or go home (sorry for the ass shot).
Wednesday, December 21, 2022
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Tuesday, December 20, 2022
Merry Merry
I found out this weekend that there are some people who hate the term Merry Merry!
SO fuck them and MERRY MERRY!
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Glad to see people are still doing the green tea shots.
2. The XM channel 104 HOLLY is the better of the Xmas music on there.
3. Hit Chrissy up on any Friday and he will be down for any man date.
4. More places need to have blacked chicken sandwiches.
5. Its totally normal to invite your Uber driver into the bar, right Mike?
6. Lots of debates at the Celtics games on who to build around - Tatum or Brown.
7. The DCU is getting a full reboot. How do you feel about that?
8. I am geared up for the Georgia game next Saturday and the Bruins winter classic.
9. Puppy is a week out and still don't have a name.
10. Can you settle a debate - isn't Maggianos just a high priced Olive Garden?
11. I have not watched Elf this Xmas season and that is a bit disheartening.
12. Don't try giving me a brioche bun for a burger. Keep that trash bread to yourself.
Monday, December 12, 2022
Fucking A
Hopefully you fools are working on your New Years resolutions.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are not being very festive this year. Actually they are all in a grumpy mood.
2. I look forward to Ozzies Xmas card every year.
3. I mean does Michael Buble' own Xmas music or what?
4. Mega Millions is up to 400 Mill...just saying.
5. I see that we are short on mall Santas - how long would it take me to grow out a santa beard?
6. Martell loves Rozafa - fuck that place.
7. I have not had much Bolognese sauce but man when its good it hits.
8. Boots are too heavy for Chrissys flat feet(Or so he says).
9. I hate the Eagles. I HATE all their music. Just in case you have all forgotten.
10. I watched Santa Claus is Coming to Town this weekend and they removed the whole middle part, where he gives out gifts for kids sitting on his lap.
11. Still up in the air on a name for the puppy.
12. Its crazy how you forget some of the most mundane things from your past.
Tuesday, December 6, 2022
Week 13 review
Week 13 was a bloodbath with injuries to several big name players. Lamar Jackson went out, Jimmy G is done for the season, Super rookie Kenny Walker got a "ankle jam" , Aaron Jones hurt his shin, Courtland Sutton hammy dancing, Treylon Burks is concussed and Jaylen couldn't Waddle as he was in and out of the lineup! Somewhere old friend Mark Welch is smiling. There are SIX teams on bye this week and the trade deadline is looming ( 12/12) its now or never for teams to make there move to the top ( HK Street Pharmacist this doesn't include you as you clinched first place two weeks ago.) Lets take a look at week 13.
First place this week was surging Prebathtubwhitney with 161. Prebathtub had everyone scoring in double digits with St. Brown leading the team with 34 points. Herbert got the late game 300 yard bonus while Ekler had a rare off week. Prebathtubwhitney is making a push to secure that second spot.
2nd place this week was Doom and Gloom with 147. Hurts continues to put up MVP numbers going for 45 this week. Waiver add Perine looked good and Pacheco has taken over in KC as the lead back. D & G is gonna have to decide if Swifty has earned their trust and how to get Scary Terry back in the lineup but thinks are looking up in Doom and Gloom land.
3rd place this week was Slippery Wizards with 134. CMC and the Niners D carried Slippery Wizards with a combined 48 points. Fields on a bye and Chubb looking to be dead from Watson it might be time for Slippery Wizards to put some trust in Garrett Wilson and not leave 18 points from the kicker on the bench!
4th place this week was Burrow My dicker in your ass with 129. Burrow was led by Mr Burrows himself who outdueled Mahomes and put up 34. Davante Adams continues to produce this week putting up 38. Adams now has 4 games with multiple tds!! Burrow got a 0 from Pickens (May want to throw him the fucking ball), it might be time to get DJ or Olave more run OR ask for the tight end passing yards bonus if they are going to keep going two tight end set. Hill did have 21 passing yards!
5th place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacist with 116. HK Street Pharmacist just keep cruising along. Lamar goes down after dropping 1 point? No problem Jacobs and Cowboys d come through with 51 points oh and Gould drops 15 to make up for Mandrews off day. Google destiny and there's probably a picture of one of the HK owners in a crossfit steam room and the other in a fantasy football war room, but both celebrating a championship.
6th place this week was Flyingdingoes with 102. God Brady salvaged the week with a Monday night miracle and the hottest WR around Mr Watson put up 2 more tds! Dingoes finally got Keenan Allen back and Dulcich looks like the only positive in Denver! Slayton looks like he should be in the market for more run as he is Danny Dimes go to guy.
7th place this week is Moco Loco with 97. Moco had an off week from Josh Allen ( 20pts) Slim Reaper did show up with 23 and Chase was back but only had 13 while Waddle was in and out of the lineup resulting in 1 point. Edwards and Kamara combined for 5 points so its either Bam Knight time or hit the often broken down trade machine for help.
8th place this week was Charlies Angels with 97. Charlies was led by AJ Brown who put up 32 in a revenge game but Tua had a rare off game despite a fast start and Kenny Walker got injured and could only put up 3 points. Knox did Charlies no favors as he dropped a goose egg. The Angels are going to have to hope Purdy is able to use Ayiuk or Deebo going forward or Hollywood Brown gets hot to offset Walker if he in fact has to miss time! Nothings clinched but first so there is still time to crawl out of that basement.
9th place this week was Silly Gooses with 93. Gooses lost Jimmy G early with a broken ankle but 58 points from Hill and Lockett kept them afloat. Wilson, Kittle and Aaron Jones COMBINED for 10 points! Luckily Murray and Dhop are back next week for some Monday night action after a long layoff.
10th this week was Equalizers with 91. Equalizers got and off week from Mahomes ( 21) but Drake London seems to be coming around and Mariotta may be heading to the bench. Pittman let the team down with 2 points but Equalizers are still firmly in the mix to finish in the money. Little fun fact before we make some calls. Quick check of this weeks tight end stats vs KICKER stats . Only tight ends out scored the kickers ( T.Hill wasn't counted went with Kelce) Engram had to score 11 to out point Joseph and Dulcich was able to outscore games best kicker Tucker 11-4. Kickers matter crowd out here peacocking and shouting get rid of the tight end position. Wild times indeed.
First call this week is rookie wr Drake London. Hi Drake whats up its TMX " Oooh TMX I've heard of you! Whats good? This is such an honor" Honor is ours I mean it must be tough being top wr taken and catching balls from Mariotta? Having seen someonemissfire as much as that guy since Peter Brady fired one off Marcias nose! " ah come on he's not that bad but yeah its been a rough year and i'm just out here trying to make plays" Well rook so far so good hopefully you get more looks if Mariotta gets benched coming out the bye. " Oh man I'm not hoping anyone gets benched but I know Equalizers are counting on me so lets see what happens, take care TMX, oh and OH MY NOSE. Get it hahahahah. " Yeah stick to catching balls TMX will handle the jokes Drake. The next call this week is to backup extraordinaire Tony Pollard. Hey Tony is TMX " Yoooooooo TMX what is going on? How you guys doing? Glad youre back" Everything is good here you are having some season. 11 tds and average 17 fantasy points and not even a starter. " Oh man, I prepare like a starter and I'm just out there trying to win games" Well you are outproducing Zeke right now and with a smash spot next week vs Houston that looks like its going to continue TMX is sure Prebathtubwhitney is excited " yeah I'm excited too for them and myself. I heard first place is clinched but they have a shot at the money so lets ride this thing out" Sounds good! Good luck TP. Lets check the standing
1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacists
2.
Prebathtubwhitney
88pts
3.
Burrow my Dicker in yo ass
145pts
4.
Equalizers 160pts
5.
Silly Gooses
184pts
6.
Moco Loco
198pts
7.
Slippery Wizards
198pts
8.
Doom and Gloom 241pts
9.
Flyingdingoes
260pts
10.
Charlies Angels
321pts
Monday, December 5, 2022
Whoa Nelly
Its Christmas season and I have yet to hear Marshmallow world but I have heard Mariah Carey 10000278 times.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Precinct 10 has really good food.
2. Great turn out for the QFD vs BFD hockey game fund raiser yesterday - if you went to the rink, Liberty Tavern or back to the Hoffy.
3. Heard beer is going up 17% and alcohol 23% thanks to the cost of the ingredients to make it going up during this recession.
4. Fucking nothing worse than a hang nail.
5. This cold/flu that's going around is taking out people left and right.
6. A $23 dollar uber ride to the casino sounds good, right?
7. Not Your Average Joe's still slaps.
8. I love when stocks are tanking and you are seeing -27% return on your money and people are like you didn't lose anything. Yeah, I kinda did. There was 500K in there a month ago and now we are looking at 365K. But you cant retire until you are 60 anyway...no shit Sherlock.
9. Can someone explain to me what the fucking Red Sox are doing? Or not doing?
10. Yesterday it was 63 today 25. Gotta love the Winter.
11. Nothing worse getting the wrong thing at the drive thru.
Tuesday, November 29, 2022
TMX week 12
Week 12 is in the books and we are officially in the witching hour as the kids call it. NOW is the time to make your move to try and get into the money. First place has officially (by TMX) been clinched. In the history of ADSL no team has ever blown a lead over 100 going into week 13 so the fight is now for 2nd and 3rd place. Let take a look at how week 12 ended up.
2nd place this week and peeking out from the cellar is Doom and Gloom with 158. D&G had a huge week from Hurts who at halftime looked to be on his way to a 60 burger but finished with 38. Wrs Higgins and Jefferson went for 25 and 29. The new rbs D&G started combined for 25 while old friend I shot ya was on the bench with 24!! D&G is now locked and loaded with Deshaun coming back looking to wheel and deal his way up the standings.
3rd Place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 138. Prebathtubwhitney may have fixed Herbie as he came alive for the first time since week 4. SunGod is healthy and Ekler is scoring every week putting the gutter fighting champ in a weird spot actually trying to get to the money. Starting Dick Johnson at tight end and getting 0 probably isn't the way to do that (TMX note name changed to protect a guy putting up zero after getting a ball in the endzone off the face).
4th place this week was Equalizers who continue to ride league MVP Mahomes. This week got a break out game from Miles "Boobie " Sanders who put up 143 and 2 tds after back to back weeks of just putting up 5! Equalizers also got some Monday night action with tds from JT ( who's officially back) and Pittman. TMX stats reports Pittman is avg 14 points with Matty Ice and is WR 14 overall with Ice. Tell him Matty is cooked but you better duck after you say it.
5th place this week was Silly Gooses with 134. Gooses looked primed to go with Murray back and running ( 56yds) and Nick Folk once again putting up double digits. Tyreek put up just 12 partially due to the Dolphins resting starters and cramping but Gooses are still in the mix.
6th place this week was Slippery Wizards with 124. Chubb got one of the fantasiest tds late in the game when the Browns could have just kicked a fg to end it to help an otherwise average day. Lamb is playing at wr1 level but so were GODwin and new toy Wilson who were left on the bench ( 52pts combined) while Gabe Davis came up small with 5 points. The battle for the basement is still in sight for Slippery Wizards and leaving 52 on the bench is concerning.
7th place this week was Moco Loco with 119. Since winning the week in week 6 Moco Loco hasnt had a top 5 finish! Josh Allen may finally be back putting up 33 and waiver wire finds Schultz and Perine put up 17 a piece but Mocos need Chase back on the case and fast as they are slipping into no mans land. Kamara continues to disappoint this week putting up just 4 points!
8th place this week was Burrow my dick in your ass with 96. Burrow was lead by Burrow who put up a pedestrian 20pts and Kelce had a rare off game ( 13 points by any other tight end is jump for joy shit) Dj Moore may have found a qb that is ready and willing to use him as he had a good game 23 on the bench. Burrow lost Najee to a lesion adominal ( spanish for tummy ache). Najee did score before leaving and Burrows will have to keep an eye on that but have JK Dobbins coming back and hoping the Peirce can bounce off that rookie wall and get back to rushing for 100 and tds like earlier in the year. They are too close to the money to not make it happen!
9th place this week was Flyingdingoes with 90 points. Dingoes leading scorer this week was Tom Brady with 22 and in 2022 you arent winning many weeks with Tom Brady as your leading scorer with 22! Jamaal got his usual td and King Henry had a rare off day where he had more rec yards than rushing and had a huge catch and run that ended with a fumble in the endzone, very unKing like. Keenan Allen is back which will help and benching Watson is questionable with Mr Watson scoring tds all over the place ( 34,19,24 last 3 weeks) the basement fight is real and these plays can be costly.
10th place this week was Charlies Angels with 74. The Angels were led by who else but TUA who put up 299 and a td in 3 quarters of work. The blowout cost him of another big game (40,35,29 last 3 weeks) and that hurt the Angels as did ETN putting up 0 with a foot injury that coach said "not a big deal just being cautious" well no time for that when basement fights are here. Walker helped with 2 tds and looked like he could've had more but wasnt used as much. Hollywood Brown is now back so the wr group got stronger. Climbling out of the basement is gonna depend on Tua playing full games and the upcoming schedulre should make sure he does ( SF, LAC, Buf). Its go time.
Lets make some calls. First up from Charlies Angels a good friend of TMX Deebo Samuel. Yo, Deebo whats good? " Oh man TMX how you been? TMX AND MY DOGS BITE hahaha get it! " Yeah good one Deebs but this is a serious call here, its late in the season and well you've kinda been underperforming " Oh come on TMX you coming at me like that? Im working as hard as ever but we got alot of weapons you know" Oh we get it but you were the 6th wr taken and you currently have 4 more points than Tyler Boyd on the season. " WAIT you comparing me to Tyler Boyd? TMX you gonna get me tight!" No, no Deebo just saying last year you were over 20 points 8 times this year only once? " I get it, TMX mark my words, if my hammy gets right I'm going over 20. Put that down. We got no Mitchell and that new boy we brought in aint bout to carry the load so I'm gonna get it" Well, well, well thats our first ever hammy get right prediction! GOOD LUCK Deebo always a friend of TMX ( FOT).
Gonna go a little off the path here and return a call we got from a gentleman name Anon Omous Sources. Hi is this Anon Omous Sources? " Yeah its me this TMX?" It is. First strange name and how did you come across TMX's number? " You can just call me SOURCES thats what most people do, I know people thats how I got your number do you want to hear what I got?" Uhhhm well sure " Well, I heard that the top team in your league one of the owners doesnt even watch football and at one point tried to drop Mark Andrews but had to be talked out of it!! We put a trace on him and hes always at this Crossfit jamboree thing" I mean not sure where youre going with this? " The point is He hasnt made one transaction all year just sitting back and taking credit basically he's milli vanilli and should be stripped of his ownership" Uhhm well this aint the grammies Mr Sources and we appreciate the call but thats up to the team to decide who does what during the season. " I'm just letting you know who's real and who aint but your call you are TMX and all." Yeah thanks. Keep doing what you do Mr Sources we will keep doing what we do. Boy that was something, who knew we'd get a call saying an owner was milli vanilli. Wild. Blame it on the rain I guess. Lets check the standings;
1. Hong Kong Street
Pharmacist
2. Prebathtubwhitney
132pt
3. Equalizers 135pt
4. Burrow my dick in yo ass 158pt
5. Silly Gooses 161pt
6. Moco Loco 180pt
7. Slippery Wizards
216pt
8. Flyingdingoes 246pt
9. Doom and Gloom
272pt
10. Charlies Angels 302pt
Well this is it boys. Time to make moves. Trade
deadline is coming up on DEC 12 so its now or never. Lets hope for some big
Josh Jacob type games this week and no injuries. Good Luck and as always
folan.com for everything.
Monday, November 28, 2022
We made it
We got 33 days till 2023!
Looks like Covid season is finally winding down.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Hershey PA is fucking far my dudes.
2. It is Cyber Monday make sure you get them deals.
3. Going out for Thanksgiving dinner was something different.
4. When getting a back piece do you get it down on the ass?
5. Jeffrey and Joey just out there drinking whiskey.
6. Have you heard that Justin shattered his lower leg? Both Tibia and Fibula.
7. Beef barbacoa is underrated and fire.
8. Criminal Minds is back and not bad (same but different).
9. Perfectly normal to name a white dog Yayo right? Thanks!
10. Please tell me you guys(and gals) have seen the Never Ending Story.
11. Day 1 after being off for 4 days is always a blur.
12. Chrissy is slowly becoming a dog whisperer. He has puppy training class this Friday - stay tuned.
Tuesday, November 22, 2022
Week 11 TMX Turkey edition
Week 11 is in the books and we head to the Thanksgiving week with no teams on byes and Hong Kong Street Pharmacists still cruising to victory while the battle for the basement rages on. The first annual thanksgiving TMX review is here lets look at how the week shook out.
1st this week with 165 was Burrow my dick in your ass. Najee Harris finally scored over 12 points and may have found his groove like Stella once did. Kelce and Davante went off and Danny Dimes started and put up 31 while Burrow was on the bench putting up 39 ( team president " sent his ass a message") Rondelly Moore insulted the Burrows by coming out for one play and then calling it a day with a groin pull (medical injury not...well you know the joke).
2nd place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 147, Tony Tony Tony Pollard has done it again exploding for 39 and Pats D put up 20. Herbie and Ekler had ok games and Prebathtub has to be wondering when Herbert is gonna string together a few 35-45 point games.
4th place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacists with 134. The Pharmacists got a big week from Amari Cooper and comeback player of the year candidate Josh Jacobs ran wild. The Dallas D has become a quiet savor for this team, they have scored over 15 points 7 of the first 11 weeks and in single digits (8) only once!
5th place this week was Silly Gooses with 123. Gooses got 71 points on Monday night action as Jimmy G and Kittle hit the double point parade. 123 in a week were team mvp Tyreek is on a bye is a good thing as Silly Gooses keeps within the money range.
6th place this week was Doom and Gloom with 122. D&G was able to overcome a rare off week from J.Jefferson due to Hurts and Tee Higgins having good games. Washington defense put up 23 and Pacheco may be the real deal and we shall find out cuz CEH went down leaving the entire backfield to Pacheco for the immediate future!
7th place this week was Equalizers with 117. Equalizers were led by Mahomes per usual with 38 points. Bass kicked in with 20, kickers matter. JT score and the number one overall pick looks to be ready to take off just like last season so lets see how it unfolds for Equalizers.
8th place was Slippery Wizards with 94. SW was led by Mr Fields before he came up limping with a hammy injury then had to be helped to the locker room with a shoulder injury. Looks like the 4th qb lost for Slippery Wizards should be interesting to see how they adjust.
9th place was Charlies Angels with 93. Angels went to the waivers with Tua on a bye and Russy didnt come through. Montgomery and Ayiuk (2tds) had decent games but with ETN and Walker on byes it was pretty much survival mode this week at camp Angels who also left 20 point kicker on the bench!
10th Place this week was Moco Loco with 93. Josh Allen had a rare off week only putting up 14 which was tied for the team lead with the kicker Mcpherson!! Kamara continues to be hot and cold and Moco needs to get Chase back or make a move as he's starting to sleep down the standings.
TMX wont be making calls this week instead in honor of thanksgiving we will list what each team is thankful for!
- Hong
Kong Street Pharmacist. Thankful that they had a draft guru pick their
team. Jackson to MANdrews and Kupp carried them to a lead that no
jinx, voodoo, big foot, tooth fairy, lockness monster or whatever made up
excuse the managament team uses could overcome. Jacobs resurgence and 3
week run totalling over 100 points as well as the cowboys d averaging 17
points a week is alot of bonus points to be thankful for.
- Burrow
my dick in you ass is 89 points back but is thankful for steal of the
draft Pierce though slowed lately carried the rb spot which may now be
taken over by first round pick Najee who is showing signs of last years
big season. Davante Adams proved he can do it without Rodgers and Kelce is
currently AVERAGING 20pts a game and is the only tight end over 200 points
for the season, no one else is even close. Burrow brought tears on draft
day so he's also a reason to be thankful and hopefully after the benching
this week he will light it up.
- The
Equalizers are 105 points back and have Mahomes and more Mahomes to be
thankful. The fantasy mvp so far averaging 35 points a week and already at
358 on the season is more than they could ask for! Not bad for 4th QB
taken. JT returning to form is more to be thankful for and the Drake and
Sanders finally putting up consistent numbers.
- Prebathtubwhitney
is 106 points back and can be thankful for Diggs and his 219 points on the
season as well as Tony Pollard coming alive. The St. Brown trade brought
some life and Ekler is at 11 tds on the season so there's alot to be
thankful for with their round 2 running back.
- Silly
Gooses is 130 points back but has to be thankful he took a chance
and waiting out Dhop as he is averaging close to 20 points a game and it
doesnt matter whos throwing it. Tyreek Hill as the 10th wr
off the board is one of the best picks of the year and has also proven to
be qb proof. Being in the top 5 for the majority of the season without
number 1 pick najee scoring more than 12 points is also alot to be
thankful for!
- Moco
Loco is 134 points back and should be thankful for their deep pockets cuz
they are in that waiver wire all day errrday (kidding) They have to be
thankful for Josh Allen with 329 points only behind Mahomes . They also
have to be thankful for the Waddle/ Chase combo that carried them early
on. We also always give thanks for Cordarelle Patterson at TMX so theres
that too!
- Flyingdingoes
are 172 points back and have to be thankful for King Henry leading the rbs
in points, not bad for 5th rb taken! They must also be
thankful for Jamaal "td machine " Williams with his 12 tds so
far. Juju is another one to be thankful for as who knew he'd be back in wr
1 convo!
- Slippery
Wizards are 174 points back and must be thankful for Justin Fields taking
over at qb after 3 went down. CeeDee, CMC and Chubb have also giving
reason for thanks as they have given just enough to keep Slippery Wizards
afloat.
- Charlies
Angels is 211 points back and have to very thankful for waivers! Getting
Tua and Walker to go along with ETN coming alive is alot to be thankful
for.
- Doom
and Gloom is 265 points back. Uhhhhm.... Pass the potatoes?. KIDDING. Doom
and Gloom should be thankful for Jalen Hurts being a stable and consistent
qb to offsent the rb situations over at D&G. Tee Higgins is as steady
as they come and well he does have two top kickers.
Theres this weeks
recap, have a happy and healthy turkey day boys from TMX family to yours. No
byes this week and 6 games going on turkey day so check those lineups twice and
buckle up. Lets hope for fewer injuries and more points and as always folan.com
for everything. If you see Wes Cash this holiday ask him for our Adam
Sandler Thanksgiving song cassingle, thanks. Turkey for me, turkey for
you...
Monday, November 21, 2022
Gobble Gobble
Its turkey day week bitches. I hope you all get stuffed and stuffed!
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The craft fair for the Quincy Animal shelter was a success.
2. The buffalo chicken at Rags is surprisingly good.
3. Tough loss for Hull but way to make it to the Superbowl boys.
4. I have said it before and I will say it again, Papa Ginos is underrated.
5. Uhm excuse me sir...but a club sandwich should be on toasted bread not straight Wonder.
6. EVERYTHING IS MORE EXPENSIVE!
7. Going to check out a puppy on Friday. Wish me luck.
8. Seat warmers in your car are awesome but man do they need a second layer of the sun setting? I do not like to be burned through my coat.
9. I watched The Calling on Peacock. It is not bad but its a bit disjointed.
10. Thanksgiving is Thursday, what is your favorite type of pie. If you say pumpkin I hope you choke on a raisin.
11. Michigan vs Ohio state is Saturday at noon. Who is going out?
12. It is ALWAYS iced coffee season. ALWAYS!
Have a great Thanksgiving ya nuts and hopefully you get to enjoy some football with your family.
Tuesday, November 15, 2022
TMX week 10 review
Week 10 is done and this season continues to be one of the craziest. Wild endings to games and undefeated teams going down at home to backup QBs its a wild wild NFL world! Injuries keep mounting as Ertz, Kupp, Juju, Khali Herbert, Lenny, Jeudy and Everett were among the big names with in game injuries. Cap tip to Doom and Gloom for losing BOTH tight ends in one week! TMX hates reporting injuries but they wont seem to stop!! Lets get to this weeks recap.
First place this week was Slippery Wizards with 174. Led by Mr Fields 47 who has scored 100 pts the past two weeks, SW had every player except the tight end get in the end zone and this may be the best week they have all year. Slippery Wizards have moved up a little bit and are trying to make a second half push.
2nd Place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 136. The bench mob on Prebathtub scored 114 points better than 4 teams started AND they had Pats d on a bye!! Ekler was outscored by the bench rbs and Herbert looks lost with Keenan Allen and Big Mike Will. They are still in the mix to finish in the money but its gonna take some better managing down the stretch and maybe a benching of Herbert who hasn't gone over 25 since week 4!! Is it Cousins time? #youlike that???
1. Hong Kong Street Pharmacists
2. Equalizers
87pts
3. Moco Loco
92pts
4. Silly Gooses
118pts
5. Prebathfubwhitney
118pts
6. Burrow my dick in yo ass
120pts
7. Slippery Wizards
134pts
8. Charlie's Angels
170pts
9. Flying Dingoes
174pts
10.
Doom and Gloom
252pts
The season is heading to the home stretch and it looks like
the window to catch HK Street Pharmacist may have closed. They had their big
guns on a bye and lost their number one pick this week but still picked up
ground on 2nd and 3rd. The races for the basement and beer
bitch are still tight as one big and you can jump the standings. Lets hope
everyone is healthy this week and down the stretch! As always folan.com for
everything.
Monday, November 14, 2022
let it snow
Fall came in slow but man is it here now. I am hearing snow is on the horizon. LETS FUCKING GO!
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Wakanda Forever was pretty awesome. Great way to honor the character and Chadwick Boseman.
2. Its boot season now mother fuckers.
3. The older I get the more I like smashed griddled burgers over char broiled. I said it.
4. RIP Kevin Conroy. If ya know then ya know.
5. Anyone interested in a Bruins game, in Nashville, in February?
6. I watched The Inside Man on Netflix, it was aight.
7. Anyone watch any of the Interview with a Vampire on A&E?
8. Michigan vs Ohio state Saturday November 26...if they are both 11-0 someone is gonna go home very sad.
9. Chrissy says Fat Burger 1000 times over In and Out burger out of 1000 times.
10. Wait, 911 dispatchers make $22.63 an hour? WHAT!
11. Nothing feels as nice as getting your teefs cleaned.
12. I must say "this is a fucking joke" at least 37 times a week.
There is a craft fair to raise money for the Quincy Animal Shelter this Saturday. Stop by Katie will have a booth.
Tuesday, November 8, 2022
TMX week 9
Byemageddon week 9 is in the books! Wont be another big bye week til week 14 and if we are being honest no real bigtime players on those teams like this past week. We had a trade this week, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, a real live trade! Silly Gooses and Burrows swapped Najee ( hasn't scored over 12pts all season) Harris and Mike Thomas (immediately put on IR) for Zeke and Adam Theilen. TMX does not comment on who wins trades as we are a pro-trade organization, that said- winters coming boys get the fleece out!! LETS HIT THE REVIEW.
First place this week was Flyingdingoes with 151. The Dingoes spent weeks 2,3 and 4 in the basement and were being publicly mocked by other teams but have now put together back to back 150 point weeks and are far away from the dank darkness of the basement as they make their push to the top. Mixon put up a season high 58 points and King Henry is mowing people down with another 100yd td week! Dingoes threw (see what we did there) Mariotta out there instead of Brady and got 7 points from the non throwing qb! Brady may have gotten the message with the benching so it could be all systems go this week!!
2nd Place this week was Charlies Angels with 148. Angels have also risen out from the basement (wks 5,6,7) with their second straight strong week. The top waiver acquisitions of Ken Walker and healthy Tua put up 65 and seem like "league winners"!! ETN has taken hold of that rb1 spot in Jax and the Angels seem to have it all going with Deebo off the bye and AJ Brown putting up numbers it looks like a set it forget it lineup each week over there. The only thing stopping this team is if Ken Walker forgets his passport for the trip to Germany this week!
3rd Place this week was Burrow my dick in yo ass with 137. Davante Adams redeemed himself after the zero in week 8 and put up 36 while Burrow only had 21 due to Mixon running wild. Kelce was his usual steady self but Burrow decided to play a kicker who was out and took a zero there. TMX is the first to tell you kickers matter and that ya cant be just taking zeroes Greg the leg was on the bench putting up 9!! Burrows is in the mix and needs to make sure they are getting all the points!!
4th place this week is Equalizers with 129. Mahomes continues to carry them and this week put up 46 while The Drake is a thing again in Baltimore and he chipped in 23. Somehow Equalizers is able to overcome JT and big Mike Williams injuries as well as Playoff Lenny having a few rough weeks to still be close to the money! Remarkable managing over there at Equalizers headquarters.
5th place this week was Silly Gooses with 120 led by wr 1 Tyreek with 28 and kicker of the year Folk putting up another big game ( 14pts). Murray and Dhop had average weeks for the first time since Dhop came back from cheating suspension. The Zeke trade should help the hurting rb situation as they only got 9pts this week!! Silly Gooses with trades and active waiver adds is firmly in contention for the money.
6th place this week was Prebathtubwhitney with 114. Ekler continues to be one of the best value picks of the draft as he scored again and Dallas Goedart led all tight ends with 25 this week. TMX was unable to contact Prebathtubwhitney's management as to why the Boogiemen were left on the bench playing a rookie qb at home? ( 32pts!) Prebathtubs hopes and dreams are with Justin Herbert who once again had an off game and was even outscored by Cousins whos running around with his shirt off and chains on begging for the start. Lets see if they pull the trigger and bench the struggling Herbert!
7th place this week was Slippery Wizards with 106. SW spent the last 8 weeks begging for qb help and finally got it with Fields putting up a 50 burger! The rest of the team? Not so much, as the rbs combined for 17 and wr combined for 13!!! Slippery Wizards are sliding into that basement and had better hope they can get more weeks like that from Fields and the rest of the team actually showing up or they may wanna hit up Lane Bryant for a summer dress!
8th place this week was Doom and Gloom with 104. Hurts and Jefferson had their usual solid weeks but getting 8 total from the rb position is not going to cut it!! Josh Palmer was the top waiver pickup but didnt crack the lineup! Fighting from the basement D&G cant afford to leave 19 on the bench. Swifty looks to be getting more reps going forward and Ertz/Everett are useable tight ends that may have a market so look for D&G to be out there shopping them and maybe a kicker as he has 2 kicker 1s.
9th place this week was Moco Loco with 94. Good news is TMX fav Cordarelle Patterson was back and of course scored twice and Waddle put up his usual good game. Bad news is Allen had a rare off day and may have injured his elbow! Moco will need to get his medical team on this and possibly check the trade options or roll with Trev Lawrence! Prayers up, TMX hearts Allen.
10th place this week was Hong Kong Street Pharmacists with 92. Since his 52 point week in week 3 Lamar Jackson has only one week over 25 points! Luckily HK Street Pharmacist has a big lead and Cooper Kupp continues to produce. Ljax is gonna be on bye next week which should also allow Andrews to get fully healthy and HK Streets Pharmacist will look to continue to push their first place lead. Lets get on the horn.
First up from last place team we will give old Lamar Jackson a call. Hey Lamar what's good it TMX. " TMX what up! How you guys doing? We got another win tonight 3 in a row heading into the bye everything is clicking!" Well not really every Lamar, I mean you havent been putting up big numbers " oh shoot come on TMX i'm a top qb and i'm doing everything I can for HK Street Pharmacists, big truss! I even showed that dude who got fired from apple some new crossfit moves . " Well that's all well and good but I'm sure they would rather another 50 burger like week 3? " alright BET! I'm getting Mark back and we fixing to light up whoever we playing week 11! Count on it" Okie dokie we will send that to old takes exposed. Lets give a call to Joey Mixon from the winning team. Hey Joe its TMX you ever heard of us? " TMX? oh hells yeah been following you guys for a while!! Call me Joey Paydirt! HA get it? I scored 5 times this week, I was on fire!" Oh you were indeed uhm Joey Paydirt. You hadnt scored over 20 all year and your last 4 weeks COMBINED was less that what you put up Sunday! " OH you got numbers TMX? Come on you know Burrows been slinging it all over the place but now Chase is down they neeeeeeeeeeeed Joey Paydirt! You might wanna keep me on speed dial! Put me in your phone as Joey Paydirt too!" Well we will think about it. Great week lets see what you got this week !! Lets check the standings
1. Hong
Kong Street Pharmacist
2. Moco
Loco
62pts
3.
Equalizers
90pts
4. Burrow
my dick in yo ass
105pts
5. SIlly
Gooses
109pts
6.
Prebathtubwhitney
130pts
7.
Flyingdingoes
136pts
8. Charlies
Angels
147pts
9. Slippery
Wizards
184pts
10. Doom and
Gloom
247pts
We are on to week
10 and it looks like this may be the last week to make a move on HK Street
Pharmacists as Lamar and Andrews will be on bye. The fight for last is turning
into a two man race at this point as Slippery Wizards and Doom and Gloom are
being left back from Flyingdingoes and Charlies Angels the last couple of
weeks. The fight to get to third is as tight as it has been all year. The
waivers look bare this week it might be time to explore some trades! Good luck,
lets stay healthy and as always folan.com for everything.