Monday, July 31, 2017

Guess who is on vacation again?

You guessed right...this guy. Suck a dick Christian Daniel MacPhail!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Tommy is an angry ass dude. Dont even talk about when he is drinking.
2. Congrats to Dave on leaving Apple and moving on.
3. Fuck car shopping.
4. Bug bites on your feet are no bueno.
5. Chrissy has found a car for the figure 8 but not the derby itself.
6. Who knew that a 4 year old would already have a Sega Genesis?
7. Always bring beers that no one drinks to parties if you arent sure you will like the party goers.
8. Speaking of beers, I am a big fan of Clown Shoes, right now.
9. Some people can be so petty.
10. Uber is great and all but sometimes you get a real dick driver.
11. Weddings that incorporate - pub crawls, booze cruises and open bars are destined for greatness.
12. Anyone interested in seeing Lee Brice on Friday night?
13. Chrissy is racking up the overtime this week. Working 24 straight hours today.
14. I hate painting and staining more than anything.
15. Insurance is such a scam.
16. On vacation without anything to do is a great feeling. Just wasting days getting wasted.

Off to car shop. Wish me luck.

Monday, July 24, 2017

Rainy days

I love me some rainy days. This is great sleeping weather.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Beach days are where it is at.
2. We all mess up and make mistakes. It's how we dust ourselves off and move forward that define us.
3. TK needs a clear concise plan for all aspects of life.
4. If your car was acting up but still worth $6000 would you trade it in now or run it into the ground?
5. Dealing with escrow accounts not paying shit is so adult it hurts.
6. Breweries are popping up everywhere.
7. Do people still go to Six Flags?
8. Mikey T only drinks 16oz cans now.
9. Met one of Smiddys ex ladies over at 16C.
10. Grilled corn on the cob is where it is at.
11. There is nothing worse than waking up every hour on the hour.
12. I ask all you single cats out there - Why aren't breakfast dates more of a thing? Can't be fucking up french toast and bacon on a date?
13. Buying sneakers is such a process.
14. If you can afford a cleaning lady then you are pretty much not at liberty to ever bitch about cash money.
15. Portsmouth NH or Portland ME?
16. Looks like I am gonna head to the Florida Georgia game in October solo. So be it.

Oh look who has 2 thumbs and is on vacation next week. This guy...hmu.

Monday, July 17, 2017

What did I miss?

Yes, I know that I didn't post last week but I was on vacation. It is what it is.

This is what I learned while away:
1. Rainy days down the cape don't suck all that much.
2. I hate bicyclist or should I say I hate cyclist who don't obey the rules of the road.
3. I do not know much about dream meanings but it always freaks me out when my mother pops up in my dreams.
4. If you are near South Yarmouth hit up Gerardi's cafe. I give it 5.6 out of 5.
5. If you see Lauren Brady on Wednesday buy her a shot for her 34th birthday!!
6. I got a sun burn inside my ear. Like what in the honest fuck!
7. If you got a bad haircut would you go back and ask them to fix it or would you go somewhere else?
8. Best purchase I have made in a while - Bose.
9. After going down the Cape for the past five years, I finally hit up the Beachcomber. I get it!
10. Miller High Life, High life lite and MGD are all under rated.
11. I get it now Chrissy, the Improper is a fun time.
12. Did everyone catch the Northern Lights?
13. Broken snaps that say you have a new snap but actually don't are the worst!
14. Dennis beaches saying they will search your cooler is very aggressive.
15. The more things change the more they stay the same.
16. We have all passed out sitting up, right? Can't be just me.
17. Chrissy is planning a trip to Water Wiz in August. If you are interested hit him up.
18. A good filling breakfast is the way to start a day.
19. Getting a group of people to decide on a place to grab dinner is one of the worst things in the world.
20. No one should be up at 5am on vacation.
21. People still do Marry, Fuck, Kill? Mine would most likely be all Fucks and Kills.
22. If someone says they do not masturbate punch them in the throat. They are lieing like a mother fucker.

Ok I have 500 emails to sort through so I gotta jet.  Remember Brady loves tequila and dick pics for her birthday, not necessarily in that order.

Sunday, July 2, 2017


Who says I can't post on a Sunday night?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. It is always good to get new readers on here.
2. I don't think hair of the dog actually works but I'll promote it till I die.
3. Apparently I have not been as funny as in the past.
4. Let's all wish Chrissy good luck tomorrow on his second 5K - hope he breaks last year's pace of 38 minutes or some shit.
5. The Shaking Crab in Quincy has some bomb ass wings.
6. I usually bump into someone that I know when I am out and about.
7. Both Chrissy and Jeffrey are having July 4th parties.
8. Speaking of parties come on by tomorrow after 4. Cooking out and fire works.
9. Some people can not just roll with the punches, they need plans and agendas and schedules. What is this 1912? Just roll with it.
10. Sparklers are the handjobs of fire works.
11. The more you make the more you spend.
12. It is always great to see random people wearing Mustache Pub Crawl t shirts.
13. What is the pool up to? The one for if Chrissy makes it back from Canada or not?
14. Have you been to the Range in Hingham yet? Good vibe, nice out door bar and a driving range.
15. If you won 1 million bucks would you take it all in a lump sum or take the 50k a year for 20 years...basically till you are 83.
16. Sleeping is over rated.

As always I will try to do better next time.

P.S. I have no idea what is going on here but I love this picture of Jimmy -