Monday, March 30, 2020

It is official

People are slowly starting to lose their minds.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. TK barely escaped from an apartment fire in his complex.
2. Does anyone actually grow up in Whitman?
3. I thought all this social distancing and not going out was going to make me save money. But in reality I spend more from all the baking, cooking and hobbies I'm trying out.
4. I have a feeling the Airlines are going to have a huge boom when this is all said and done.
5. When do people just pack up in their car to go for a drive and somehow end up in California?
6. I am already sick of sports replays.
7. Tiger King...that's all that needs to be said about that.
8. Just when I think the Big Black Cock meme guy couldn't get any better someone comes out with a new one.
9. But why the rum love?
10. These virtual happy hours and meet ups on Zoom... blow it out your ass.
11. Amazon Prime doesn't have that many good shows but Zero Zero Zero is some dope ass shit about the cocaine trade.
12. Breweries doing home delivery is the shit we need right now.

Monday, March 23, 2020

...and just like that

We are basically is a shelter in place locked the fuck down point in 2020.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Leaden really likes breaking my balls if I don't post before 10:30.
2. Will Chrissy survive no edibles for at least 2 weeks now with this lock down?
3. The Popeyes chicken Sammy is fucking delicious.
4. Covid-19 is causing people to lose their fucking minds.
5. Could not find any yeast anywhere. People coming out of this self distancing full on bakers.
6. Who likes rum?
7. Serious question where is the best pizza around? Not a one bite thing but where is the best tasting pizza?
8. Are there bets on when this is all going to be over? I don't see April 7th as a viable option.
9. I don't know if I could be motivated to work from home. Lots of snacks, naps and porn would be in my future.
10. Ever look at someone's face and immediately hate them, well before they open their mouth?
11. Make sure you check up on you family and friends, especially the older ones.
12. Video dates and video/virtual meet ups are all the rage right now. Listen Karen I didn't want to see you in real life let alone online...hit the bricks.
13. Guys still out here shaving off beards for fear Covid-19 will live on their face...may as well shave your head and cut off your balls too.
14. Hey parents with kids, looks like this is going to be an extended summer vacation.


Monday, March 16, 2020

And just like that

Everything was shut down. Bars - closed. Restaurants - closed. Movie theaters - closed. Disney - closed. Dunkins - some closed.  Supermarkets - reduced hours. It's chaos and bedlam. Welcome to the Purge!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Covid -19 sounds like a villain in a Spiderman comic. That's what I will keep calling it over Corona virus.
2. The plaza had maybe 1/4th the people it normally has on a Sunday.
3. I'm sure some of you thought shit, everything shut down so I am sure this blog post will be too. Ya dead wrong.
4. I honestly dont think baseball can take this long layoff that they are proposing.
5. Local business needs your support. So try to help wherever you can.
6. Thoughts on rum? I'm not talking captain morgan shit.
7. I heard rumors that packies are gonna close starting tomorrow.
8. Uber eats, Caviar and Grub hub must be walking around with a hard on for the next 3 weeks.
9. Have you watched the Spenser movie yet? Did you not laugh when the lady screams Go Sox during sex?
10. All rules of Lent are off the table during this Purge right?
11. Do not even look at your 401Ks.
12. You didn't hear this from me but Jeffrey has been riding the sober train since Mexico.

Gotta run and make sure things are on the up and up.



Monday, March 9, 2020

In like a lion

This motherfucking March did not come in like a lion. This place is rocking with 60 degree days.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People want money but don't want to work for it.
2. Brunch some times gets away from ya.
3. Is there anything worse than ordering something you really want to eat and it comes out gross.
4. Little kid hockey is something to watch. (Not always in a good way).
5. Rob bailed on Cancun, meanwhile Jeffrey is living his best life.
6. Heard flights to Nashville are dirt cheap right now.
7. Who knew Fowler house has trivia on Tuesday nights.
8. Leadens bringing 100 oysters to the parade...shuck up!
9. Hey Corona virus stop fucking with my retirement.
10. Fucking Popeyes delivers now.
11. Ugly Delicious is my new go to on Netflix.
12. Can someone explain to me to me why razor blades are so expensive?




Monday, March 2, 2020

I know I know

You are shocked that I'm posting , while on vacation and in a totally different time zone.

This is what I learned on the west coast:
1. I'll take 82 degrees in February any time.
2. Hey San Diego Zoo why is half your shit down for renovations?
3. Without fail, I get hit on by men more often than not.
4. Have you guys seen Joes new scar?
5. Did Rob invite you guys to Mexico? Me either.
6. It appears that everyone is going to Florida, vacation week in April.
7. Congrats to Matt and Meg, if anyone needs a place to stay in Hotlanta...hit them up. They just bought a place in college Park.
8. I think I hate paper straws more than ever, since every fucking place serves em with all their drinks.
9. I have been to a Lazy Hippo, a Blind Burro and a Tipsy Crow all within a few days.
10. I went to 5 different breweries and I'd rank as:
          1. Kairoa Brewery - see my man Drew and chill out on the roof deck.
          2. The Resident Brewery at Local - great food and music, tons of beers not all good.
         3. Ballast Point - they have it down. Like an old pair of sneakers. Just fits right.
         4. The Half Door - converted old house that makes their own brew. Beer was better than most just a grandma's vibe
         5. Duck Foot Brewery - if you want gluten free brews this place is for you.
11. Not nearly as many homeless as I remember being chased by in San Francisco.
12. It appears that San Diego as a whole has an acne problem.
13. Happy Hours never get old (especially when some places are all day long).
14. Hit up Richard Blaise's Crack Shack for some crazy good chicken.