Monday, February 29, 2016

Leap Day

Happy Leap day!
Now if you were born on a leap year do you have a special birthday every 4 years? Do you pick Feb 28th or March 1st as a birthday? These are things I need to know.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. People are loving Dorset hall but I wasn't impressed.
2. Who gives a shit about the Oscars?
3. I think Calnan comes back to work this week.
4. Serious question: shave my head or let it go?
5. Abby Park in Milton has some bomb ass food.
6. Which one of you bitches signed me up to get betting advice from 661-675-5785?
7. I pray that Jeffrey/Sarah/Rob/Katie don't bring the Zika virus back with them from Mexico.
8. Chrissy has been known to host an after party at 3:30 am!
9. It is time for a new phone. Should I go team Iphone or stick with Android?
10. Have you seen the prices that these 1st edition of Harry Potter books are fetching?
11. What do you do if you are a 32 year old single lady who can't find a man (because you may be too picky) but really want to be a mom? Start looking into adoption!
12. Why don't they make tighty whiteys more fun? Like they do with boxers and boxer briefs? Hell, underroos were the fucking shit when you were 8.
13. Have you ever been invited to meet up with Tom Kelly but he blows you off? Yeah, you just got TK'd! Happened to me Friday night.
14. Martell is currently unemployed if you have any jobs for him he is eager to make some cash.
15. Sometimes you just need a lazy weekend to do nothing.
16. Don't forget to vote tomorrow.
17. ...what? Why yes Mario lost his high school alumni game. The 1st time in 21 years.
18. There is nothing worse than people owing you money.
19. When do the clocks go ahead?
20. Anyone have any old Xbox 360 games kicking around? Jeffreys looking for some.
21. First of all how is Sandler still making movies and second of all how did Pixels ever get made? Probably the worst movie ever made.
22. Are the Bruins buyers or sellers this season?

Monday, February 22, 2016

Its go time

We are skipping all the bullshit this week and going right to things I learned:

1. Calnan is a crazy person magnet.
2. It is very scary, almost hitting a deer.
3. I saw Dead Pool for a second time, don't judge me.
4. People are dancing in the streets because of this insane weather.
5. Look what Rio got:

                                  (There is a rumor that TK cried while watching the ceremony)

6. The burgers at the Rivershed are bomb ass.
7. I tried to go to Dorsett Hall but I guess they don't open for lunch yet.
8. The Chiefdude is trying very hard to win power ball so he can quit his job.
9. Who knew that Calnan had a whole Eskimo family?
10. Sunday Funday with Chrissy and Jeffrey gets out of hand - Lunch and a movie turned into drinking at a chinese food joint all day.

I gotta jet ya know work and shit.
I know I didn't have time to do the whole list this week.

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Who needs money

I got this email today. I have no idea who would actually take one of these seriously but what the hell. Should I write back?


I wish you a very pleasant day. 

My name is Miss. Celine Karman; I am from Ivory Coast. I am 24 years single girl student. I am an orphan; I want to relocate to your country with my inherited funds worth of $3.5 million dollar which I inherited from my late father Mr. Fabrics Karman, who died of poisoned in 21 July 2015 which was suspected to be his junior brother that killed him so he can take over all his wealth. I decided to transfer this money out of this country for investment purpose and continuation of my education, I don't want to stay here in my country again because, am afraid of my uncle who is so wicked to me. So my dear this is my reason for contacting you so you can help me to transfer the money to your account so I can comes to your country to settle down and continue my education while you help me to invest the money. 

Please after the transfer I vow to give you 30% from the money for helping me out. 

I wait your urgent response. 

Miss. Celine Karman.

Monday, February 15, 2016

Dont talk bout mother nature

Mother nature is a fickle bitch. You mention one bad thing about her and she hits us with -9 degree Sunday mornings.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not only is Calnan sober but he is back killing the dating game. Good for him. You can keep a good man down but not for long.
2. Has anyone heard from Jason Foley?
3. Chrissy killed the Uber game last year. What's an extra $20,000 between friends.
4. Do you know anyone who gets a discount on boilers? My uncles looking for a new one.
5. I can fuck up Korean BBQ like a champ.
6. I think the Yardhouse is kinda blah.
7. Why does shots always sound like a great idea?
8. Minus nine degrees causes pipes to freeze, just ask Mario.
9. I downloaded Venmo if anyone wants to send me cash money.
10. People who bitch about people drinking iced coffee in the winter. Why?? Is it any different than drinking a water or soda?
11. Dead Pool was the best movie I have seen in a long ass time. Had me laughing non stop.
12. Is Presidents day a holiday for you?
13. Mario is headed to Niagara this weekend to be inducted into his college hall of fame. Congrats!
14. Also heard Joey Martell's trying to throw together a trip to New Orleans for St. Pattys
15. I feel like such a fool never owning a square pan before this weekend.
16. Why would you ever eat movie popcorn without butter? Tastes like cardboard.

Gotta run and do some work.

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Now what

Right after the super bowl is kind of the worst for sports. We have the NBA and hockey kind of running through the motions, baseball spring training starting up and some people are gearing up for golf.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Mario is pretty lucky with squares. I think he hit one 4 years running.
2. Blazing Paddles at Game on is really bright and fun.
3. Chrissy has plenty of beers and food left over from his super bowl party.
4. The ground hog said spring is springing early. Ill believe it when I see it.
5. I think naps are essential on snow days.
6. Is anyone else excited for Lucic's return tonight at the garden?
7. It never fails, that anytime I fall asleep (Pass out) on my couch my back kills the next day.
8. If you mention fucking truck day to me I will punch you in your junk, male or female. Stupidest fucking thing on the planet.
9. Some of you are really pushy waiting for blog updates, huh? I mean everyone knows I don't work the day after the Super bowl. Call it a Derek Holiday.
10. Little kids remember the most obscure things ever.
11. It is pretty sad that I have xmas gifts still at my house that I haven't delivered.
12. Have you seen how small the Celeste pizzas are now?
13. Jeffrey is looking for investors for his buffalo chicken dip condiment company.
14. I still have not yet started up my snow blower. Ha suck it mother nature.
15. More places need to sell MGD!
16. The pizza at Game On is really good. Like surprisingly good.
17. Has anyone heard from Lauren Brady? She was MIA this weekend. Hope she isn't in a dungeon somewhere getting sprayed with a hose.
18. Who are you voting for?

Ok gotta jet. 

Monday, February 1, 2016

Spring time

Man mother nature is a fickle beast. One day we have blizzard warnings the next its 60 and shit!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. If anyone complains about how warm it is today or this week you have my permission to punch them in the face.
2. Bar hopping in Hull was a success - Bridgemans is fancy and wouldn't serve us but other than that I say if you have a slow day hit em all up. But I think some time in the summer Jeffreys gonna get one going for PKD.
3. Still haven't heard of any concrete Superbowl plans.
4. It is god damn hard to get rid of super bowl squares if the Pats are not in it. I still don't get that.
5. It is tax season and I am hearing people are getting returns back in 5-7 days?
6. Angelos in Quincy seems to be going down hill.
7. As fancy pants Mario how Davios was this weekend. The LONGS do it up big.
8. How many of you people watched Grease live?
9. Whats on your bucket list?
10. Apparently they are still smashing peoples mail boxes in Bridgewater.
11. Why is it If your opinion is not the popular opinion then it is viewed as wrong? I mean it is an opinion.
12. I think the more people Hate Cam Newton the more I like him.
13. Anyone have a prop bet list? Im taking Cam 1st rushing td of the game.
14. I am pretty damn excited for Deadpool. Just saying see ya next Friday!
15. Rumor has it that Supah Ps bachelor party may be in Pittsburgh.
16. Guacamole can be hit or miss.

That is all I have for now.