Nerd

 I am a nerd. I just spent most of the day talking about 80's cartoons, comics, sci-fi and everything else under the sun.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I guess the fact I don't use ice in my water makes me odd. THATS WHAT PUT ME OVER THE EDGE?

2. Hope you guys have your shopping done. It is going to be single digits this weekend. No one wants to go out for that.

3. Have you had the chicken cutlet sandwich from Table? I may have asked that before but god damn does it scratch all itches.

4. If anyone is looking for a Xmas gift. I have 2 Sox games from a pack - Friday May 2nd or Tuesday May 20th - Pavilion Box 13 row A. Let me know.

5. The Hoffy Xmas party is Friday, hope you can make it.

6. I know I am slow to watch it but Silo on Apple + TV seems very similar to Fall out.

7. Wait, I am the only person who knows who I would play me in a movie? You guys never think of that?

8. These next few weeks are going to be a vortex of chaos with no one actually having the energy to work.

9. If Jeffrey says he is stopping in the 99 for a drink and he will meet you out...he wont make it.

10. I saw Welchie this Saturday and he always puts a smile on my face.

11. I finally saw Mike Foley out without a hat on and he has given up on his comb over.

12. Only 12 more shopping days till my birthday.

2 Weeks

Hope you have all your shopping done. Christmas is only 2 weeks away...17 days till my 47th birthday, on a Saturday No less!!

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This is what I learned this past week or so:

1. TK and Joey are gonna move in together when Joe gets thrown out of 33 Homer rd...a modern day Odd Couple.

2. Little kids are petri dishes of sickness - snot and coughing everywhere.

3. Home made brownies with mini hershey cars are a game changer.

4. I am sorry but I am all turkey'd out.

5. I have no idea who is running the Fowler house IG page but man it makes me laugh with the captions. VIBES!

6. After 14 straight weeks I have finally opened up the basement door in fantasy football. I still may need to borrow a dress.

7. If Christmas music doesn't get you in a good mood are you even alive?

8. Rachel Rollins speaking out on Tania Fernandes Anderson federal indictment is bonkers to me. Basically making stealing from tax payers a race issue?

9. I am not the only person who does an order pick up at Total wine am I?

10. Why do we accept Dunkin Donuts? I mean it is the most inconsistent coffee on the planet. Are we getting watery coffee? Burned coffee? Just right coffee? I mean what in the actual fuck.

11. Have you guys had the sandwiches from Table Mercarto? I suggest the Roman add a cutlet,

12. Star Wars new show Skeleton Crew feels very much like Space Goonies.

Just a quick 12 pack for the ho-ho-holiday season!

Durr... I didn't forget

Last week was a short week with holidays and everyone coming and going. That is why I didn't post. Hell I didn't get back to work until this morning.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Congrats to Paddy  - his lady is preggers. Derek is NOT a good name for a lady. (oh wait maybe you will wait for them to pick their gender then its a fabulous name).

2. No one loves Thanksgiving as much as Christopher Leaden. Taking 2 days off just to prep.

3. The touch screens in new cars now a days are getting wayyyyy to fucking large. 

4. In what I can only call bitter sweet, we have sold the Cape house. It wasn't renting the past 2 years like it was the first 2. It was costing us over much more to operate than it was bringing in. Also, people disrespect all your shit when they rent.

5. Chrissy survived Florida. Not sure if it will be an annual thing going forward or not.

6. I heard a rumor TK is looking for a new car. Maybe a small truck. 

7. Don't forget Mario's coat drive for Saugus Fire is this Thursday at 7pm.

8. I have moved on from Draftys to MGM bet.

9. A tooth ache as an adult is debilitating.

10. Dune Prophecy really isn't cutting it for me. I mean we are 3 episodes in and I feel like nothing has been accomplished.

11. Man once your algorithm on IG is fucked up it is hard to get on track. Bro I already bought the car I don't need to see deals anymore. 

12. Anyone have one of the handheld cordless Dyson's? I need some feedback if they are worth it or not.

13. My neighbor is moving out at the end of month. His parents will be putting 21 Poplar Rd on the market if you know anyone looking for a place in Quincy. We can share driveways.

14. Heard Nissan is looking for investors, they are 14 months from going under. Anyone want to throw up $20?

15. Christmas is 3 weeks away. I am a large in 36 packs of Coors Lights.

16. Celtics are on fire, the Bruins may have righted their ship, The Patriots look to have a QB of the future and the Sox are in on everyone else.

17. You guys hear from Welchie? Think the kids been ducking me.

18. SEC championship game is Saturday at 4pm - hope to meet up with some of you. Go Dawgs!

Ha ha ha

 You guys thought I forgot? I didn't, just a lil bit busy with getting my broken tooth fixed and looking for a dress when I finished last in fantasy football.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I would probably fade me for the rest of 2024.

2. Have you watched Cross on Amazon yet?

3. UFC > boxing. I said it, and I meant it.

4. I am with the olds on this - GIVE ME A FUCKING MENU! I don't want a fucking QR code to view your shit.

5. After a weekend of drinking its really impressive how orange your piss can be.

6. My Irish whisper only gets louder the more beers you feed me.

7. Bring on this fucking rain! Blue Hills is burning down and I heard Granite Links is looking to acquire another 42 acres for another course.

8. Yes people, Chris Leaden is still at the Charlie Horse twice a month. Stop in!

9. I am sure you heard Chrissy and his fam are heading to Naples for Thanksgiving. Starting new traditions and shit. Guess he has a road trip to the casino booked with his father in law. I already gave him 50 for 22 Black!

10. I know I ask every year but do we celebrate Happy Honda days or Toyotathon? I always say the wrong thing and feel like a scum bag.

11. Be on the look out for Sean Riccio coming up this way to do some Xmas shopping and drinking.

12. Just be known if you send me a Tik Tok I am not watching it, I am not downloading it and I dont give a shit. No matter what you say that makes you think that I will change my mind...I won't.

13. I have whatever is the exact opposite of FOMO is.

14. Besides Mardi Gras does anyone know another time to head to the Big Easy?

Quick

This is the quickest year that I can remember. There are only 7 more weeks until 2025.

This is what I learned since last week:

1. Are we taking over under bets on if Martell will be employed by January 1?

2. Has anyone seen Justin? That kids MIA!

3. Korean Beef Bulgogi pizza...fire!

4. I am seeing on social media people cancelling Thanksgiving and Xmas because their family's may have voted differently than each other. WHAT!! We cancelling family events because someone has a different political opinion. Grow the fuck up.

5. Apparently Florida is the IT place this Thanksgiving - Chrissy and his fam, Jeffrey and his fam all going to visit in-laws.

6. We still playing Wordle or is that done?

7. Not to get all is a hot dog a sandwich but Pot Pie is just baked soup with a crusty lid.

8. Love to see Mother Nature is back on her bullshit - 80 one day 30 the next. Like a drunk aunt at the cookout.

9. Why can't socks always feel like they are freshly out the package? I hit the lottery new socks every day and then donate them.

10. Chris Leaden says it is time to start up flannel Fridays. Its always the 1st Friday after Veterans day. Who knew?

Yes I waited

 I purposely waited to post on ELECTION DAY. Just so I could remind you fools to get out there and vote, particularly against Warren.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Chris Leaden hated the first Gladiator movie and doesn't care much that they made a second one.

2. Carson Beck and Georgia are towing that fraud line. 

3. The Rich Shertenlieb show didn't last long, huh?

4. Martell seems to be MIA, maybe hes finally back to work?

5. Prayers up for Billy Gaudet and Pat Murphy who just recently both got released from the hospital.

6. Is Covid still a thing? Asking because I don't seem to hear much about it any more.

7. Remember back in the day when you could have a civil conversation with someone and have differing views but still remain friends? Yeah now not so much.

8. Why does it seem that every place is adding a spicy vodka sauce to their menu? 

9. I finally got around to watching the Fall Guy movie. I thought there would be a bit of nostalgia because I loved the Lee Majors show. NAHHHH, I mean it was alright.

10. In case you guys didn't know this Chrissy is the self proclaimed king of soups.

11. They say guys over 40 - either start talking about WW2 or smoking meats. What the fuck?

12. The Hard Arizona Iced Teas are not for me. They have a weird after taste and are instant heart burn.

Little sad

 I did not see anyone dressed up this weekend for Halloween at any bars. Pretty sad - sad panda whitley.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I was geared up for the apple cider donut from Dunks and that shit was straight trash!

2. Never ceases to amaze me that Martell goes incognito and unresponsive to calls and texts for days at a time.

3. Leaden, Layden and MacPhail all met up and it sounds like a Law Firm.

4. The Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail party is this Saturday at 3:30...see you at the bar.

5. It is amazing to me in 2024 that someone does not know how to use a Nest thermostat.

6. Bronny James to the G league? Like there is anyone in the world that is surprised by that?

7. I see people sending memes of Arron Judge when they are asked what time they are showing up or meeting up. I didn't get it at first but I guess it means I ain't showing up just like Judge hasn't for any of these playoff games.

8. One of the betting caveats I have is never betting against the Armed forces. Sorry Navy you got your doors blown off.

9. BBQ chicken pizza is better than Buffalo chicken pizza. I said what I said.

10. Holy Shit Jaden Daniels - I could watch that hail Mary all day every day.

11. Carlos Sepulveda is alive and well.

12. People losing their minds over the Pats winning against the Jets...bro come on. Rodgers is washed as they come.

13. This weather is awesome - 79 one day 35 the next and later this week it will be 72, 78 and 66.

14. Dominos sending free emergency pizzas out is also nuts. There is no way they are not a drug front.

Life happens

 Sorry my dudes, life happens.

This is what I learned while away:

1.The Celtics have raised banner 18.

2. Next Monday is the holy grail of sports betting - MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL. A wet dream if you will.

3. Ever randomly crack a tooth? Yeah it is wild.

4. Wait Best Buy is still a thing? They sent me a $10 gift card.

5.  This weather is nuts, fucking 80 in late October?

6. Thinking about bringing back the Yankee regift party this year.

7. You guys see any sales for plus size dresses let me know. Every week I fall deeper and deeper into last place.

8. Today is free slider day at Dave hot chicken...get yours while they last.

9. Does anyone really give 2 flying fucks about Lebron playing with his son?

10. Chris Leaden is trying to get a bunch of people out together for some beers but everyone's schedule doesn't line up.

11. Two people on my street are having a politic off - Harris sign, Trump sign, A second Harris Walz sign, waiting on the Next Trump sign. 

12.  Andre Reed has a Bills Mafia documentary coming out.

13. Georgia beat Texas and now sit at #2 on the season. This 12 team end of year tournament is going to be wild.

14. If you are having a Halloween costume party please do not invite me. I am 46 and not dressing up.

15. Chrissy daughter tried to do her best Evel Knievel impersonation but ended up more like Super Dave Osborn.

16. If you haven't been watching the Penguin then you are truly missing out.

Spooky season

 People seem to be decorating their homes more and more for the Halloween season.

This is what I learned this weekend(quick 12 pack edition):

1. Taco Bell has brought back the double decker taco for a limited time.

2. Over 2 months to get an appointment for an eye exam? Everyone all of a sudden going blind?

3. I heard that Stop and Shop are going to stop charging the $.10 for bags.

4. If you know of anyone selling a good used car cheap, Hit up Chris Leaden. He is looking for one.

5. If you were wondering, Mark Welch is alive and well. Heard he has his eye on Jason Foley's 'Vette.

6. Today is Joe Martell's birth day. If you see him at the Hoffy grab him a beer.

7. Chrissy survived 4 days of being Mr. Mom. No one got hurt and everyone is in good spirits.

8. How is it we have no FEMA money for people in NC or Florida but we have money for Lebanon? We find that in the couch cushions?

9. The Quincy YMCA is already big and now they are planning on an expansion?

10. Swayman signs an 8 year deal and opening night is tomorrow. Prayers up the Bruins season is better than the Patriots.

11. It is pretty wild that the Red Sox are the cheapest ticket in town. Mediocrity at it's best.

12. The Irish Pub in North Quincy is an old school cash only Star Wars type of bar but the food is dirt cheap. Not sure how they are making any money from that.

I was waiting

 Till October first to post (also Sean Riccio bullied me but that's besides the point).

This is what I learned while away:

1. People hate Georgia more than I thought. That Bama/Georgia game was one for the ages.

2.  Mia Khalifa on Only fans now? 

3. If you need any Bruins tickets - Let Mario know. He is selling almost all his games this year.

4. Been a blood bath lately with Pete Rose and Dikembe. Keep your head on a swivel.

5. Looks like real estate in Florida and NC is going to be cheap soon.

6. There has been a Smiddy sighting. Out and about at a bar and happy in love.

7. Does anyone actually answer their cell phone? Or does it go to voicemail and you text them back like an adult?

8. The Hancock Tavern has underrated bar food.

9. 4 weeks is the fastest I have seen a suicide pool end.

10. Shocker that Chris Sale couldn't pitch in a meaningful Braves game.

11. TK is not a huge Mexican food guy but I introduced him to empanadas...game changer.

12. We are going on a year and still no replacement for Dan at work.

13. People acting like the Red Sox being in the playoff hunt till the last week of the season is some major accomplishment. You are the fucking Red Sox - charging the most per ticket, per beer, and you just want to be mediocre.

14. Don't forget Chrissys Bday is this Wednesday and Joey's is next week. 

15. Speaking of Chrissy don't bother him Thursday through Sunday. He is on daddy duty and can't be bothered with distractions.

16. I am having the exact opposite of luck when it comes to fantasy football this year. I have started dieting hard so I can look good in my dress at next years draft.

HMMM

 Maybe I should start a go fund me to get a wedding gown to wear to Vegas when I finish last in fantasy football.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I am already sick of Jason Kelce. 

2. Martell says he is no longer drinking during the week...believe it when I see it.

3. The knockout/suicide NFL pool is already down to 19 people.

4. Steve Boyce is on a heater still. Keno doesn't stand a chance.

5. Mikey T is looking for someone who works on Buderus boilers. You know anyone? Hit him up.

6. The Hancock Tavern - you either like it or you hate it. I am in the like it boat.

7. Chrissy is going to have a season ending bash up at his camp ground if you are interested. Hit him up.

8. How the fuck is an appointment for an eye exam over 2 months out? 

9. Fuck LED head lights on cars.

10. The count down to TK's retirement is under way. Only 356  days left!

11. Jeffrey is back coaching the Hull football team. 

12.  Who is going to Pearl Jam tonight at Fenway? Look for Chris Leaden in his ripped jeans, flannel and Ten t-shirt.

Back Baby!

 I survived Atlanta, barely. But I am back and ready to rock and roll.

This is what I learned while on vacation:

1. The Claremont Lounge still slaps!!

2. Clemson vs Georgia was a great game. One of the best in person events.

3. Happy Birthday to Tom Kelly and Steve Whitley - 2 legends born 2 days apart.

4. I have a ton of grays/white hair, so it pains me to have my 1st gray eye brow hair.

5. Went to my first Costco ever! Straight fire and better than BJ's!

6. Another year and I am out on week 1 of the suicide pool.

7. Single ply toilet paper is no way to live.

8. Joe Martell is made for power washing - 2 and half hours one day then 4 the next. Zero complaints!

9. Totally normal for a dude to be running Wolly beach nude on a Saturday morning.

10. I have never said this before but after week 1 I may have to start shopping for a dress for Fantasy football. 

11. Vacation always feels like a great time to recharge your batteries...until its actually time to recharge.

12. Nothing screams getting old than your hamstrings hurting for 3 days after lifting something.

13. I have never been to the Big E but I heard nothing but great things.

14. Fall is less than 2 weeks away.

Tuesday is the new Black

 So it appears that Tuesday is the new Monday when it comes to blogging. Here we are.

This is what I learned this past week:

1. People were not happy that Chrissy didn't show up in a dress, even though he paid the $100.

2. Is preheating your oven a scam? Like why aren't we just putting the food into the oven as it heats up? 

3. Surprisingly Big Mac Pizza is not that good - the lettuce wilts, the sauce is too much and eventually its a mushy mess in your mouth.

4. No one is hotter than Boyce with the Keno.

5. I am finally getting around to watching Bosch on Prime and so far so good.

6. I have been crushing the Liquid IV's for no real reason than I like the flavor.

7. How many fantasy teams is too many fantasy teams? Asking for a friend.

8. Joe Martell told me he plans only to drink on the weekends going forward.

9. Hey Uber Eats maybe you stop being so stingy with the coupons.

10. ...And just like that summer was over and Pumpkin spice was everywhere.

11. Schools are back in session starting this week and I would be livid at having to be back before Labor day.

12. I will be in Georgia this weekend for the Georgia #1 vs Clemson #14 game. It feels good to have football back.

See you guys in 2 weeks.

Holy Moly

 It took a few weeks for people to realize that I hadn't posted. Some said I better be on vacation while others were just busy with their own lives. The truth is I was just being lazy - Nothing more, nothing less.

This is what I learned the past few weeks:

1. I have gone to the dark side and officially only drink black coffee. The one week experiment is a full send.

2. Yeah I am sorry but Zach Bryan does not do it for me. I do not see it.

3. While we are on the subject of country music - Kelly Clarkson was just Taylor Swift before Taylor. Same type of music and songs just not as attractive.

4. You guys know what weekend is coming up...Fantasy football weekend. Unfortunately, Chrissy will not be showing up in his dress because he is going to Chesney at Gillette.

5. I have no idea how people work the overnight shift. All I do is snack on that shift. Bored - snack. Reading something - snack. Watching a video - snack. Its like a huge snack hole.

6. So Summer starts in early June now and Fall in mid August? Why the fuck is it getting into the 50's at night?

7. TK is 13 months away from retirement. Can't wait for that party at the Eagles.

8. I am not one to talk politics but how the fuck did we go from no one likes Kamala to her all of a sudden being so far ahead in the pols. I feel like the US as a whole is being gas lit.

9. Drunk swimming is back in Boston. How can you say there is no serial murderer in the city? The last thing I ever want to do when I am bombed is go swimming.

10. Anyone hear from Chris Leaden? Tried to meet up a few times for brews but he always (wink wink) busy. Maybe hes secretly on the wagon.

11. The Summer of Steve Boyce is alive and kicking. Dude worked 4 days in July...four fucking days,

12. Cafe Patron is heading back to the shelves and I could not be more excited. I always loved that chilled!

13. What are we doing with Drake Maye? The Pats are not winning more than 4 games so just play the kid and let him learn.

14. Yes even though we live in a digital age, I still buy a fantasy football magazine every year.

15. It is insane to me that beers are $5 minimum at every bar.

16. Hey Encore thanks for the free cruise but if you know me that would NEVER EVER HAPPEN.

17. College football is kicking off this Saturday and all is right with the world. Go Dawgs...see ya next Saturday.

18. Its amazing to me that basically a new car is $50K for a decent whip.

Hi Sean Riccio!

Summers over

 Its fucking August on Thursday! Hope you enjoyed what little summer we had.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Sox season is over - are they sellers or buyers?

2. Kenny Blasi passed away unexpectedly last week. RIP!

3. Deadpool and Wolverine was pretty kick ass. Highly recommend.

4. The beach is no fun when the winds whipping off the ocean.

5. I guess this is High Noon summer. Everyone out here rocking them.

6. 1 week down of drinking black iced coffee.

7. Glad to see the heat and humidity return this week - rain rain!

8. Nothing beat homemade pasta.

9. Getting older just means waking up with new aches, pains and cracks that you didn't have the day before.

10. Are we in for the Olympics? I mean I know I am. I heard the Australians hate the American swimmers! LETS FUCKING GO!

Monday Monday

Summer is flying by. We all of a sudden are Florida of the North East with these fucking 90 plus days. Now we are half way over with the year.

This is what I learned this week:

1. Going from vacation to 30 hours of OT ain't no fucking joke.

2. Why hire a caterer when you can invite Chris Leaden over to cook for your party?

3. Red Sox stink again.., at least that's what they tell me. 

4. Everyone knows I love Papa Gino's but these Papa melts...come on bro.

5. Chrissy is on vacation for 2 weeks - 1st week staycation, 2nd week traveling to PA and then camping. Kids living his best life.

6. I am sorry but I do not know who Noah Kahan is.

7. After the beach this weekend, I remembered why I don't remove my shirt to go in the water anymore. Sunburn city!

8. They are remaking - The running man and now a sequel to Trading Places in the works. No more new ideas huh?

9. No one does Cape Cod like the Welch's! Wrecked it again.

10. Is this mens Olympic team serious? Guess we find out today against Germany.

Hell

So I return from Cape Cod, back to the city, which may or may not be the 7th level of Hell at this point. I don't ever remember it being this hot for so long.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Beverly Hills Cop 4 was a million times better than the 3rd one.

2. Another year no sharks sightings for me...whomp whomp whomp.

3. Kind bars are kind of meh.

4. The Acolyte has been underwhelming to say the least.

5. Julian's team didn't make it to Williamsport. Now he is on a team heading to Cooperstown.

6. You guys have anything to add to the care package that Chrissy is bringing to Tooma?

7. We are all looking forward to Deadpool and Wolverine, right?

8. Back it up, the Red Sox bandwagon was limited from the start of the season. There is no more room at the inn bitches.

9. Chris Leaden out here rocking and rolling racking up Keno win after Keno win.

10. Prime day is here. What are we buying?

11. I cannot remember it being this hot for this long. I mean can we just drop down to the 60's at night?

12. No matter what your political views are, you have to be pissed off someone tried to kill an American candidate running for president.

13. Mario has plenty of Bruins games available this season. Get your orders in early and pay the man his money.

14. Really Bronny James is worth 8 Million bucks? The dude couldn't hit water in he fell off a fucking boat.

15. Anejo is fire Mexican food - Both Hyannis and Falmouth. They are also opening a new location at the old Sam Diegos in Plymouth.

16. Spaceballs 2 is going to be lit!!

VROOOMMMM

 Totally escaped me yesterday to post. Sorry Sean!

This is what I learned this weekend(plus) -

1. Congrats to Chris Leaden on finally pulling the trigger on a new car - Nissan for life with that cat.

2. Apparently, I think the Weekend and Harry Styles sings the same songs.

3. I still cannot believe the Red Sox are currently in the playoffs if the season ended today.

4. Congrats to the Cs on Banner 18! The rest of the country hate us huh?

5. Back to the Sox they are currently 15-5-1 in overs this month. They finally arrived.

6. Just a quick heads up - no blog the next 2 weeks as I will be down the Cape.

7. Chewy, I appreciate your website and all but NO I DO NOT NEED TO DOWNLOAD YOUR AP. I wont all of a sudden need a dog toy.

8. Julian's, bound for Williamsport team, is currently 2-0. Lets get it BOYS!

9. Boozy iced coffee are my newest favorite jam.

10. Bruins trading Ulmark to get back their 1st round, 25th overall pick, seems on brand for them.

11. If you don't each chips with a sandwich/sub then you are a sociopath.

12. Put it in your calendars - July 3rd - Beverly Hills cop 4 drops! Lets fucking go!

Game 5

 Its is Game 5 tonight. Nora will be in the house, it is 6/17, and time to win one at home.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Jason Varitek shows up for Hingham little league.

2. The road to Williamsport starts Saturday for Julian and his team mates.

3. Smiddy is out there looking for love. Hopes to be married within 2 years.

4. This is the week Leaden gets a new whip, if you know any car salesmen hit him up.

5. No one Fathers Day rages like Jeffrey.

6. Again we just skipped Spring, going right into Hell Summer.

7. Scottie Scheffler had a rough day but what hurts more is he cost me $600.

8. Caitlyn Clark seems to be very polarizing, I mean as a league shouldn't you embrace growth?

9. People really come out for a fucking Flag day parade in Quincy...what losers.

10. Pizzeria Regina just isn't the same without the Luey Juice.

11. When is the 1st beach day? I need a good laugh and sun burn.

12. Dunkin Donuts coffee is the most inconsistent of all the coffee places out there.

13. Rumor has it Joey is this close to getting back to work. Irons in the fire and all.

14. My poor dog has infected anal glands and I feel very bad for him.

Hot hot hot

I know they say the older you get the faster the years go by but fuck man this years flying. We are burning through June.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Some people are just angry for no reason.

2. Sam Lagrassa's is the bomb.

3. I don't think the Oilers have the grit to win this series but I still threw $100 on them.

4. Anyone see Bad Boys 4? You know Mike Lowry is my dude!

5. Mikey T is a modern day Dr Doolitle - ducks, geese, deer, bunnies, and snakes.

6. Guess Leaden is not getting a Prius only VW for the German.

7. Chrissy did not like the Cheez it crunch wrap supreme from Taco Bell. I told him to let me know when the Doritos crunch wrap comes out.

8. Books on tape? How do we feel about them? Seems like cheating to me.

9. Congrats to Julian on winning the ship...

10. Good season Gabe, good luck at Saint Anselms.

11. Chrissy is having a coming to Jesus moment with his life and his mortality,

12. The Acolyte is so far so good.

Frozen

 Chrissy thinks I should just let it go just let it go when it comes to the blog. What do you guys think?

This is what I learned:

1. Jeffrey out here living that single dad life for the past 4 days.

2. If you happen to see a bike on 93 North it may or may not have fallen off the back of the MacPhails car when someone other than Chrissy was driving.

3. Heard Smiddy may put in for mayor of Dorchester next year to headline the parade.

4. Chris Leaden may be on the lookout for a new whip. Send him along any good deals you may see.

5. Bike week starts up at Laconia on Friday. Can anyone pick me up?

6. I attempted to watch Tires  twice and I cannot get into it.

7. Why do I still see people driving alone in cars wearing masks? Is this their new normal?

8. Martell hates chain restaurants so any chance I get to take him to one...I DO!

9. Do you have to have just worn a Red Sox uniform to get into their team Hall of Fame?

10. Prayers up for Chrissy dog, Rudy, who got bit by a tick and is all messed up.

11. Support the Jimmy Fund:

12. How we feeling about Eminems new album Houdini? 

13. Heard mullets are making a come back this summer, they aren't just for rednecks anymore.

14. Team overs check - the Red sox were 12-16 this month in OVERS! 

15. Always a great time to see Paddy on the news(Super CalMAN):

16. Glad to see we just skipped over Spring again this year.

Told you so

 I told you last week that the Bruins are Trash and we just had to wait until Friday.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. 

2. Looks like the Sox Overs have taken a turn for #teamovers...bout time.

3. Have you guys seen the weather this week...FUCKING 80's!

4. Don't get your hopes up boys, Joey Martell ain't sucking a dick for a Million dollars. He doesn't care that women do it for free.

5. Hey Pembroke parents how can't a 7 year old tie their shoes? 

6. How pumped are we that the summer officially kicks off this weekend?

7. Who has the best cheeseburger in your opinion? Restaurant or fast food?

8. Biggie Brunch was a huge success! Love it every year.

9. Congrats to Jules for making the Hingham travel little league team. Williamsport here we come!!

10. Pinched nerves in your elbow are not fun. We are going on a month now.

11.  Has anyone ever not burned the roof of their mouth on pizza rolls?

12. Speaking of pizza rolls have you seen the new breakfast ones?

Trash

 Lets get into it.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The Bruins are TRASH!

2. Jeffrey hates Jason Tatum with a disdain like no other.

3. Buffalo Wild Wings has all you can eat boneless wings and fries for $19.99 on Mondays and Weds.

4. The Hoffy gets packed after 10 pm and I am NOT here for that.

5. Biggie Brunch this Saturday and I AM HERE FOR THAT.

6. Red Sox Unders are 25-12-2 on the season.

7. Rumor has it Chris Leaden is looking to lease a Prius.

8. Papa Ginos always slaps. 

9. At least the rain is going to come in on Wednesday and stay around through the weekend.

10. Why are Slides so hard to buy? I feel like I tried on a million different ones.

11. At least we still have the Celtics.

12. Planet Fitness losing millions and jacking fees!

Yeah yeah yeah

 We back again baby! Lots to chat about in so little time.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Church has changed a whole lot. Jesus now enters you at your first Holy Communion. I do NOT think I ever consented to that.

2. Congrats to Chrissy on being a god father.

3. Congrats to Julie Nickerson getting hitched...onward and upward. The world is your oyster.

4. I do not know if my body can take Bs and Cs every fucking night.

5. Who knows if Mario will keep his Bruins tickets next season but I am here for it.

6. People slowly creeping back on the Sox bandwagon.

7. Biggie Brunch is this Saturday at Liberty Tavern.

8. Pinched elbow nerves are no joke.

9. Anyone else all of a sudden get heart burn very easily?

10. Missed Star wars day - hope you all celebrated accordingly.

11. Also if you are not watching X-men 97, are you even alive?

12. Why didn't anyone tell me that High Noon Passion Fruit tastes like sweaty arm pits. Bunch of fucking Jerks!

13. Speaking of High Noon's I am excited to try the Tea flavors, I have been known to fuck up some tea.

14. Can anyone explain the love of the Planet of the Apes films?

man oh man

 Been a busy 2 weeks. Opening day, Marathon Monday, Cs and B's playoffs. What a time to be alive!

This is what I have learned on hiatus:

1. Don't get drunk at the Hoffy and uber to Encore.

2.  Martell secretly loves the 99! Shhh

3. Ask Leaden about his smoked short ribs.

4. Red Sox overs aren't hitting at the same rate as last year.

5.  Anyone else ever have their left had go numb randomly?

6. I can't wait for this NFL draft to finally be over.

7.  I watched Fall Out on Prime, not bad.

8. Congrats to Julie Nickerson on her engagement.

9. TKs new love is the Texas Roadhouse.

10. No clue how you parents do it - Julian playing on 3 baseball teams.

11. My new rule with all these tipping buttons - if I sits, I tips. That is it.

12. Why haven't we made it here yet, Golf Lounge 18?

Uhm guys

 Why are they talking about snow this week? It is April god damn it!

This is what I learned since last week:

1. Florida is a crazy place, filled with lots of younger ladies with older dudes.

2. Big T seems to be all about that Florida life...if ya know what I mean.

3. My first trip to the west coast of Florida and I can say that I liked it a lot.

4. Though driving in Florida is wild, no one uses blinkers and everyone just cuts you off.

5. I go away and Powerball is over a BILLION!

6. I can say that Delta did not leave a good impression on me. 4 hour delay to get to Florida and then another hour on the way back.

7. Rumor has it Quattro sold again.

8. Celtics 1st half bets aint paying the bills anymore.

9. WrestleMania and a solar eclipse this weekend!

10. What the fuck is going on with P Diddy? I need someone, other than conspiracy king, Chrissy to let me know what the fuck is going on.

11. Red Sox season is back and people do not seem to give one fuck.

12. I am hearing grumblings that the Arizona Coyotes may be relocating to Hartford, CT! I smell a road trip.

13. The Hard Rock casino in Tampa is nice but why I gotta pay for beers?

14. If you are near any of these, you should visit - Charleys Steakhouse - found out I am not about that creamy cognac sauce.

15. Man tax filing day is only 2 weeks away!

16. Cord cutting everywhere.

What the hell

 Figured Id throw a little blog together before I hit up some vacation.

This is what I learned the past 2 weeks:

1. The Scituate St Pattys day parade is always a blast.

2. You know that Tourney time is my jam. All these betting Aps are making it even better.

3. There any strip clubs in Tampa area?

4. Egg salad is underrated.

5. I thought we were getting rid of daylight savings?

6. What is going on with Thomas English Muffins - buy 1 get 2 free?

7. Ladder challenge has not been a success.

8. I am so over iced green tea.

9. I didnt hate the Roadhouse remake. It was ok but not nearly as good as the original.

10. Why are there so few Brunch spots?

11. Side salads are superior to french fries. I meant it!

12. I officially have switched from Stop and Shop to Star Market. Taking a little getting used too but here we are. 

That was fast

The baseball season starts in 2 weeks. Spring training was fast as fuck boyeeee.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Granite Links is expensive as all fuck.

2. The Function room at Granite Links is nice and has great city views.

3. I cannot believe that people still smoke. 

4. The BU hockey team looks faster than most teams on the ice.

5. Brian Folan is still alive and kicking at Game On.

6. Typical Smiddy blow off on Saturday.

7. Random drinking on a Sunday is my jam.

8. The Dot Tavern got a face lift from what I hear and they are charging like they got a total overhaul.

9. The Hong Kong is the exact same as it ever was. Jeffrey was too drunk to do karaoke.

10. Both Mega Millions and Power Ball are over 500 Mil! Don't forget me when you win.

March

 Its like look you blinked and it is now March.

This is what I have learned this weekend:

1. People seem to be getting very upset with all this money going to illegals in this country.

2. Bob Ryan frequents the Fowler house for Celtics games.

3. Chrissy bailed on the BU hockey game for Saturday. So now I have 4 extras.

4. Cancelling a Bark Box subscription is like getting out of a cult.

5. You ever feel like you have tons to do and no time to do it? 

6. The Redsox selling 25 oz beers and bringing back Heinz ketchup is more of a story than the actual product they are putting on the field.

7.  Its funny now you don't have to quarantine for 5 days any more for Covid. Like all of a sudden it is the flu...hmmm.

8. When did Taco Bell get so damn expensive?

9. Popcorn is under rated as a snack.

10. Guess Joe has been sick for over a week now and he still hasn't gone to a doctor.

11. Green iced tea is trash without a lemon.

12. How can the Bruins suck this bad?

Leap year

Leap Year motherfucker!  (shout out if you get the movie reference).

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Mark Welch is pumped for Dune 2, so am I budso.

2. Kilroy's isn't a bad bar but the exhaust isn't the best and your clothes smell like friend food after you leave.

3. How do we feel about the live action Avatar the last Airbender on Netflix?

4. Baseball is back and I am here for it. Not the Sox but baseball in general.

5. Bad Batch season 3 dropped and so far so good.

6. I have been waking up hungry as a mofo lately.

7. I wouldn't call Fowler, Hoffy and Off the Hook as a pub crawl. Seems like a regular weekend day.

8. Who uses I didn't want to change as an excuse to not meet up? 

9. It is going to be in the 50's this week and I am here for it.

10. Chrissy hates mozzy sticks and all fried cheeses.

11. Wait you guys are going camping...pick this up then. Or the Kids want to hang out in the back yard.

12. Have you seen all the new Taco bell items? 

Yes Sean!

I am still here Riccio!

Last week I took off after not hitting a square yet again.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Sean Riccio, lives to break my balls.

2. Shanahan is not a good coach.

3. Talk of Mahomes being in the same category as Tom Brady fires people up.

4. I have received emails, texts and over 10 phone calls from the Red Sox about season tickets.

5. My fence came down on the Cape and I am none to pleased about it.

6. Chrissy is living his best life down in Florida. Rumor has it he is scouting out condos for retirement.

7. Hopefully you picked your fighter because Hooters wings are 100% better than Buffalo Wild Wings. Now if they only had Keno.

8. I heard someone complaining about the lack of snow this winter and I really wanted to punch them in the face.

9. Martells been off the sauce for 18 days and he has me bar hopping every Sunday like he's shipping out to war soon. At least he is consistent.

10. I recently read that picking your nose leads to dementia and Alzheimer's.

11. Giving up coffee for Lent was my worst idea ever. I am starving every day before 9am.

12. I am headed to the Tampa area next month, any bars/restaurant suggestions?

13. Pudding shots are superior to Jello shots. 

14. I've been working so many hours that every day basically feels like Groundhog day.

15.  Ya'll see Drakes meat dropped out there!

16. 27 days till St. Pattys...hopefully it will be warm enough this year at Mikes party.

Yippee

Today is truck day, like who gives a fuck.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Bar hopping on a Sunday is just wild.

2. Doing the dishes is a sore subject in some peoples houses.

3. RIP Carl Weathers...there will never be another Dillon!

4. Martell is off the sauce and not drinking during the week, so he says.

5. Speaking of Martell - he is having a Super Bowl party. Also I am referring to super bowl Sunday as square day for this week.

6. Getting fun is old you wake up with new aches and pains everyday.

7. Finally made it to the China. The food was ok.

8. Paddy Barry's still smells like piss as soon as you walk in. Then you use the bathroom and there is a urinal that is in the floor. So it all makes sense.

9. Buffalo Wild Wings or Hooters? Pick your fighter.

10. Chrissy is off jet setting to Florida next week. Hope he brings back some warm weather for us.

Duhhh

 I totally forgot to update this.

Here is what I learned since my last posting:

1. I am never betting on the Celtics again.

2. Chris Leaden has some squares.

3. What is going to happen Friday with this punk ground hog?

4. Are you team Devil dogs or Yodels?

5. Wait, what? Does Martell have a countdown clock as to when he can drink after doing 31 days sober? Is it set to midnight? UHM?

6. This January went much faster than the last 3, I mean last years felt like 6 months.

7. Everyone does a 2 week fast before vacation, right?

8. Seems like everyone is quitting their jobs and not really having a plan moving forward.

9. We have entered the ashy season - dry hands, face, legs and just about everywhere in between.

10. Anyone ever been to St. Pete/Tampa area? Looking for some suggestions on where to stay.

Wow

 That was a cold ass weekend. Hopefully everyone made it through without incident.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Chris Leaden has covid again, that German immune system not really coming through in 2024!

2. Joe Martell day 22 update...still sober. 

3. The Bills are going to Bill!

4. So the NFL script says Baltimore and San Fran...who we rooting for this weekend?

5. Did everyone get their fill of Reacher?

6. Jeffrey The Greek out here on the draftys.

7. Hope you guys are ready to pay all these new taxes Healey is about to roll out.

8. Rumor has it Chrissy has an appointment with Dr. Leonard, shhhh you didn't hair(see what I did there) that from me.

9. Well at least the Bills wont have to ask for snow shovelers next weekend (too soon)?

10.  Desantis is out, Vivek is out, what do you have Nikki?

11. You guys know anyone who was born on a leap day? Its Leap Year mother fuckers!

12. Why is Usher the halftime show at the Superbowl? That dude hasn't been in the spotlight in years.

The cold is here

 Man this is going to be one cold ass week overnight.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I think people get more upset with rain than snow now a days.

2. Dunkin Donuts going the way of BK and just adding things and trying out stuff - Pancake wake up wraps.

3. Watch out now Jeffrey is a ski bunny now.

4. Sober Joe is working on 2 weeks now.

5. So what exactly are the Patriots doing? Rolling out the same crew minus Bill?

6. Article 15 in Rockland is closing.

7. These fucking Reds Sox operating as a small market team burns my ass.

8. Chrissy is pissed the Herald has gone up to $4.00 a week.

9. There is nothing more painful than a zit under the skin without a head.

10. Guess where I am going...hmmm.

come on

 You guys thought I forgot about you?

I didn't!

This is what I learned this past week:

1. Joey made it a week sober...and counting.

2. People are up in arms about NFL playoffs games being on Peacock. I get it there are too many fucking streaming channels.

3. Congrats to Rob on winning the ADSL season 18!

4. Chrissy is gonna be in the Tampa area for school vacation week if you guys are looking to hook up!

5. Bill Smiddy is a changed man, 4 double shifts in a row. Who is this guy?

6. So who do you want the Pats to take at #3? Williams, Penix, Daniels, Maye or Harrison Jr?

7. I can't believe the first snow storm of the winter season didn't drop till January 7th.

8. Some people have punchable faces but I learning some people have punchable laughs.

9. Is Uber One really worth it? ANYONE?

10. Do we think sober Joe is going to bail on a SuperBowl party?

11. What do we think of these pop up restaurants? I heard Mr. Beast is pretty good.

12. Do people still Ice each other?

Welcome to 2024

 We can all just chalk up that the last week of the year is a wild ride. So for the future I will not be blogging that week.

Here is to 2024...maybe the end of Covid(are we still doing that?).

This is what I learned since 2023 ended:

1. Fox and Knife is one of the best meals I have ever had.

2. When and why did Chinese food become a thing on Xmas eve and NYE? like they are so close together. Cant we make Fathers day a Chinese food event?

3. Don't forget that this is a motherfucking Leap Year.

4. New boots are the best.

5. Seems like everyone had prime rib the past week or so.

6. Prayers up for the Hoffy, Martell's going dry January so hopefully they can keep their lights on.

7. Speaking of keeping the lights on The Fat Cat in Quincy Center is done.

8. Paul Bobby Wise has squares - $100 hit him up.

9. Bill Smiddy is happier than a piss clam to be back at BU.

10. Washington vs Michigan next week for the Championship. They got what they wanted - 2 undefeated teams.

11. Week 18 in the NFL is wild. Like 8 Teams can win and be in.

12. Shout out to Sean Riccio for still breaking my balls when I don't post.

13. Reacher Season 2, Amiright?

14. I can't believe they are rebooting the Fall guy? Like do they have zero new ideas.