Fall

 Its mother fucking Fall bitches!! My favorite time of year.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Sometimes being an adult means chips and dip for dinner.

2. Nothing secretly excites me as much as buckets of beer for $15...5 beers and I am my own bar tender? FUCK YEAH!

3. I do not understand people's obsession with celebrity. People who know nothing about the Kansas City Chiefs are now obsessed with finding out all about Travis Kelce - At least the Swifties are.

4. The Miami Dolphins look unstoppable, 70 Points is nothing to scoff at.

5. Mikey Layden is back on his Golden Tee dominance.

6. Not that anyone is still paying attention but man do the Red Sox stink.

7. I mean after 1 loss people are bailing on Coach Prime already. You know he doesn't play in the games right?

8. When your buddy is on his way to meet you but gets shut down by his wife while he is walking out the door...whomp, whomp, whomp.

9. Chrissy has his car back and his Uber game is stronger than ever.

10. Extra Toasty Cheez Its are fucking fire.

11. Only serial killers eat Brown Sugar Pop Tarts.

12. My Dunkin's has re-opened and could not have come at a better time. Two weeks without some iced coffee got a dude salty as fuck.

One Day

 All this god damn rain will stop.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People are losing their minds about a possible N'Sync reunion tour.

2. This MGM hacked casino story gets better each and every day.

3. Dunkin's has gone up a $1 in less than a year. How's that happen?

4. You didn't hear this from me but TK was spotted on Cape last week looking at property.

5. Don't forget the Powerball is up over 600 Mill!

6. Who doesn't love when a storm is a total dud?

7. Nothing good ever comes from a sub shop being sold. The food only goes down, never up, and never more quantity.

8. I haven't had coffee in about a week and man am I hungry every morning now.

9. This writers/actors strike is really killing the new TV show and movie market.

10. Beers just hit different on a nice day with foot ball on.

11. Fall starts this week and I am pumped for jeans and t shirt weather.

12. I dont know what hurts more as an adult - a tooth ache or an ear ache. They both suck!

Jesus

 I was on vacation and there was a holiday and then I came back to work and there was all this stuff.

BUT NOW I AM BACK!

This is what I learned when I was away:

1. R.I.P Jimmy Buffet, I always had a blast at every concert.

2. I heard Mario is getting into the tattoo game.

3. It is great to have Football back.

4. The Red Sox seem to be stuck at 73 wins for like 2 weeks, I mean the over doesn't look to promising.

5. Its week 2 and I already hate all my fantasy teams.

6. R.I.P  to Aaron Rodgers left Achilles.

7. It appears as though all the pumpkin spice has invaded every single thing.

8. Prayers up to Leominster, after that microburst.

9. Has everyone run to the grocery store to stock up on French toast kits - bread, milk and butter.

10. Tuesdays at Buffalo Wild Wings is lit with their buy one get one free.

11. Twin Rivers sucks!

12. If anyone is looking for Bs tickets, Hit up Mario!