Monday, September 28, 2020

APB

 Either Hong Kong Dave is missing or he has everyone on mute. Kids been MIA for the weekend. Maybe he is all tied up or on some sexcapade up in NH. The world may never know.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. It was quite a weekend for weddings.

2. One of the worst things about this pandemic is the lack of new television or movies. 

3. Make sure you check with Martell, as to what you should bring to the cookout on October 11th.

4. The housing market is so fucking hot right now and I can't fully understand how, with so many people unemployed.

5. It seems like every day is some superficial made up special day - daughter day, won day, quesadilla day, blue shirt day.

6. Just when I think the seltzer game is maxed out Natty light and Bud light platinum step up and say not so fast.

7. Cambridge tripling down and fining people $300 for not wearing masks in public is typical cambridge. 

8. I wonder what Thanksgiving will.look like this year? Are people going to call the cops on their neighbors for having a family get together?

9. Pork as a whole could be the most underrated of meats.

10. Kids hockey is something man. Some kids are really fucking good and others look like they are skating in mud.

11. I told myself I would give fantasy football 4 weeks but I'm fading fast.

12. I love me some drunk mother nature. Last week Fall was here this week we are back to early summer.

13. Shitty ending for the Celtics and Bruins. The Red sox couldn't even lose correctly. At least we have Killah Cam to watch every week.

14. Love me some apple pie but I'll de damned if I am out there picking apples to make one. 

15. Finally got my tree cut down. Only took 14 calls to 10 different companies.

16. Now if I could get a roofer to get back to me for my garage roof...

17. So far Covid tests, I am 5-5 on negative results.

18. I am pretty sure I have never had good duck.

19. Nothing worse than fucking up trimming ya beard and then you gotta chase it and it's all of a sudden very short. Fucking covid no beard trim rules.

20. I heard dentists are slashing prices because people haven't been going due to covid. Go out and get ya fronts fixed.

Monday, September 21, 2020

Phew

Well after x-rays and blood work. Nothing was found for Ronin. They think he may just be in pain from arthritis.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Sometimes you just need a sick day for mental health.

2. People like chowder.

3. I'd have 8 beers is my new favorite quote when it comes to drinking.

4. Martells next bbq and brisket smoke off is October 11th.

5. Hobby lobby is a crazy place.

6. Some people have Christmas in July other have Thanksgiving in September. 

7. Rumor has it starting October 1st Leadens looking for a house.

8. I love me a fucking Patty Melt!!

9. Having a tree cut down should not be that difficult. No 

10. The House Rules seltzer is fire. Smells like bubbalicious gum.

11. Is Covid 19 still happening or nah?

12. Hope the Celtics can get to the championship.

13. I love Chrissy on Edibles. He super smiley.

14. How do you hurt yourself sleeping? 

Monday, September 14, 2020

Prayers up

Say a little pray for Ronin. He has to go to the vet today for some tests. Prays up for the old man.


This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Some people do not want to work at all.

2. It feels good and normal that the NFL is back.

3. Fucking Martell hitting the 50/50 raffle at a Hull youth baseball event is such a Joey thing.

4. Are all the beach days gone?

5. Would you prefer a filet, a sirloin or a ribeye?

6. Fall rolled in like a mother fucking pimp!

7. How bout them Boston Celtics?

8. Does anyone know a fucking tree guy? I can't get one to call me back to save my life.

9. If you had to bring something to a potluck, what would it be?

10. Do people still play quarters?

11. You ever feel like you work to buy a car to get to work?

12. Tom Brady and most quarterbacks in the league did not look all that good this past Sunday.



Monday, September 7, 2020

Same

 It's like you blinked and now the summer is over, last week was april and they are talking cancelling Halloween. Bring on 2021.

This is what I learned while away.

1. Martell had me binge watch 8 seasons of Letterkenny in 4 days.

2. Speaking of binge watching how am I just learning about Kingdom?

3. Fucking football starts Thursday night and I am not sure I am ready for it.

4.  I'm still shocked that covid knows if you are eating food at a restaurant or not.

5. Tater tots at the Hoffy are fire.

6. Everyone deals with stress differently.

7. You know you are getting older when you wake up with some new random pain.

8. There are so many Seltzers out there now. The Nude ones are ok.

9. Anyone ever do some wall paper removal?

10. Sad the Bruins got bounced out.

11. Joey Martell has a new hot tub if ya guys are looking to make human stew.

12. Power washers really fuck up the wood some times.

13. Rob Knudsen you are the real MVP.

14. Do not do tequila shots on an empty stomach.