Monday, August 24, 2020

Just like that

 Summer was just about over. Only 2 weeks left.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Not sure I would name my son after myself, if my first name was Mallory...just saying.

2. Leaden thinks all toilets should have a bidet option on them.

3. Mark Welch is alive, styling and profiling with pimp beach shoes.

4. Sometimes random drinking is the best drinking.

5. I heard a rumor that Jason Foley has long ass hair.

6. So now only surgical masks work?

7. Weekly Covid tests at work are now required and oh so fun.

8. Housing sales are up 48% from June to July. That's crazy. Urban flight is real.

9. Ha ha the Redsox are the first team to 20 losses what a fucking joke. Hope you guys are geared up for $20 beers.

10. All about that empanada life.

11. Heard the new Boardwalk pizza in marina bay is fucking fire.

12. Fat babies are the best babies.

Monday, August 17, 2020


Does anything suck worse than burning the roof of your mouth or your actual tongue when eating food?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Sometimes you just need a day to catch up on some sleep.

2. I am amazed how hot the real estate market is.

3. Fantasy football draft happens soon. Who wants to see Dave in a dress?

4. People really celebrate half birthdays?

5. It's bike week up in NH. Are you going up to Laconia?

6. Mario has his eyes on buying a boat. Looking for a center console 20 footer.

7. Mike G is selling a fresh water boat if you know anyone looking for one.

8. How many more places will close due to this Covid 19?

9. Speaking of covid 19, starting today we have to be tested once a week for it.

10. I heard teachers in Weymouth pushed for remote learning so the school system said ok but you have to come in and do it from your classroom and now they are flipping out.

11. What a Fall like weekend we just had.

12. When it was just Claws and Trulys it was hard to find them out at bars but now that Bud Light makes a seltzer you can get em anywhere.

13. These covid restaurant rules make it very difficult to catch a buzz let alone get drunk.

14. Rumor has it Jason Foley has some long ass hair. 

Monday, August 10, 2020

Shake and bake

 Summer is flying by. It felt like March-June took 3 years to get through. Now that the weather is nicer the days are flying by.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. There is never not a line at Home Depot. 

2. I am limiting myself to 1 beach day a weekend. I keep putting off my chores.

3. I ain't got time for no Townie bullshit.

4. I can never figure out what days off Chrissy has off.

5. I don't mind working an 8 hour overnight shift.

6. What you fools know about an air fryer?

7. What food can you eat everyday? And why is it pizza?

8. Oh your friend Joey Martell has tested positive for the corona antibodies. Now he has bronchitis...ain't no body got time for that.

9. Thing that always piques my interest, when someone says how far down the rabbit hole do you want to go?

10. Is college football going to be cancelled or just rescheduled for the spring?

11. I have gone from a young Santa to Moses looking mother fucker - Covid hair don't care.

12. The interest rate is so low that the housing market is fire.

Monday, August 3, 2020


I know the calendar says August but it feels like March 689742nd.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Julie Nickerson is alive.
2. Mario may be dumping his Bruins tickets.
3. Cape Cod does not do the Jeep wave.
4. Chrissy tore up The Vineyard this weekend.
5. I don't remember it being this hot for this long.
6. Would you rather live in the mountains by a lake or walking distance to the beach?
7. Joey Martell has been MIA maybe he got a job?
8. Boats? Yes it no?
9. When did people named Christopher decide that Topher was accepted as a nickname? Like who said fuck Chris we want Topher?
10. Anyone ever replace a garage door before? Is it difficult?
11. Oh by the way $60 for Korean BBQ fried chicken is well worth it.
12. My barber has been asking about me since I haven't been getting my haircut every 3 weeks as I normally have.