Monday, April 24, 2017

It was fun while it lasted

The Bruins first playoff run in 3 years came to an end yesterday. Every game was tight and intense. Their young guys made big strides this year and I fully expect them to be back in it next year.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Fucking grass seed man.
2. Some ladies to not like to be hit on by other ladies. Who knew?
3. I mean we all have been there but Mario has been burning the candle at both ends.
4. Man sales of MPC t-shirts are going slower than normal. We gotta sell units people.
5. Anyone ever go golfing in the rain? Didn't think so.
6. My phone battery will not stay charged for more than 5 hours. Looks like I'll be in the market for a new phone.
7. Do you think this is the year I finally make it on to Codzilla?
8. Going out drinking at 11pm makes me feel like I'm 21 all over again.
9. I can't believe Memorial day is month away.
10. I have no idea why but I find it odd when someone over the age of 50 dies of heroin overdose.  Maybe because I think it's a young man's drug of choice and cocaine as an older person.
11. It is one thing to get cans of beer at the Garden but to get unopened cans is a whole other party. Mikey T popping em open.
12. Any time there is nice weather, after a few days of total gloominess, the crazies come out in droves.
13. Fuck warm beers. I am not a fan of rodeo beers, Boston Garden.
14. Has anyone crashed the Chrissy/Chris standing Sunday date at BWW?
15. Speaking of Chrissy, has anyone heard if his application to be best man in the Grillo wedding of the year has been approved or not?
16. Are you an Alpha or a Beta?

Ok gotta run.
Next Friday is Cinco de Mayo...Shine up them drinking shoes.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017


Congratulations to all the people who ran the marathon yesterday.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Go big or go home. That's what Colin did on his first Marathon Monday game.
2. I recommend more than just a pretzel for lunch.
3. Drunk walks are good for sobering up.
4. Man this weekend was bomb weather wise but now it's crap.
5. It is great to be back drinking coffee.
6. You are never too old to nap.
7. Grilling season is upon us.
8. Fucking heartburn sucks hairy donkey dick.
9. It's always good to see Brian Folan.
10. Ran into Ryan Mac at the parade. Hope he makes it to the Mustache pub crawl.
11. Does anyone ever look to see if these are numbered in order?
12. Popeyes is still fucking awesome.
13. Im hearing Grillos wedding is going to be a destination wedding.
14. A haircut always makes you feel fresh.
15. Going solo to the bar and having lunch and drinks is totally fine and should be encouraged.
16. Toucher and Rich said it best - Marathon Monday is so insane because people have been cooped up in their houses all winter long and they finally get a day to just let it all wash away.
17. Don't tell anyone but I've been crushing Coronas lately.
18. Has anyone seen Mike Foley lately? Think he is in hiding.

Ok gotta run.

Monday, April 10, 2017

It is here

The nice weather has decided to show it's face.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Belly laughs are good for the soul.
2. Unplanned day drinking is the best day drinking.
3. No matter how nice something is, we all have that one friend who is a Debbie Downer and shits on everything.
4. For some reason this feels like the longest Lent ever! 7 days till coffee.
5. I don't understand people who don't like breakfast. I'm not talking 7 am eating time but the food they serve at breakfast.
6. Fuck in grown hairs.
7. Usually the nice weather makes people happy but so far not so much.
8. I think deep down Chrissy is a pyromaniac.
9. The glass cover on my greenhouse broke so I had to make a new one.
10. I'm just now starting Iron Fist and 5 episodes in, pretty slow and lame.
11. Also the Chappelle special on Netflix sucks.
12. Jeffrey is looking at the Nintendo switch. Does anyone have it?
13. Is anyone else heading to Marathon Monday Sox game?
14. So far I have sold 10 Mustache Pub Crawl t-shirts. If you want a shirt before the crawl date HMU.

Ok I'm off to do some work...Keep smiling.

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

And we are off...

Baseball season is officially here. I got my first sun burn of the year. 2017 is gonna be the shit.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Brownie sundaes for dinner are ok when you are an adult.
2. Nothing is worse than a full bad day at work.
3. The Bruins win tonight and they clinch a playoff berth.
4. Every one wants to come back from a few days off fully refreshed.
5. WrestleMania was a success.
6. Lasagna is a pain in the balls to make but the reward is worth it.
7. There was no Coors light to be found at Fenway.
8. Bobby shakes is still taking pictures at night clubs.
9. Brewer has moved on from Lulu's and is at City Tap in the seaport.
10. I think the Yard house is over rated.
11. Koozies are ordered and on their way.
12. I'm impressed with Chrissy and Leaden drinking beers out of a stein(3 beer stein) like that's an everyday thing?
13. I guess BWW is getting a sauce hotter than blazing. Why? I Don't know!
14. Skipping meals to booze is not always a good combination.
15. Rio made the drive from Florida to Saugus in 22 hours...Zoom zoom.
16. Hong Kong Kung Fu Dave said his loft is almost done and he's gonna have a party soon.

That's all I got right now.
If anyone wants a pub crawl shirt/koozie hmu and we can meet up.