Saturday, February 28, 2009

Fly, Eagle, Fly!

The Denver Broncos have signed seven-time Pro Bowl safety Brian Dawkins, who spent his entire 13-year career with the Philadelphia Eagles.
Dawkins signed a five-year, $17 million deal that includes $7.2 million guaranteed, reports NFL Network's Adam Schefter. The contract also has escalators that could boost the value of the deal to $27 million over five years, but the deal also could be voided to two years, $9 million.

Ugggghhhhhh....I'm just warning you now I cannot be held accountable for my actions after one of you miserable bastards buys me a #20 Denver Broncos jersey.


So I’ve been meaning to write about this for the past few weeks but haven’t had the chance to. Can somebody please explain to me why Sean Avery is not playing right now? Every sport needs a villain….players you either hate, or love, or love to hate. Football has T.O…baseball has Bonds and A-Rod….basketball has Kobe. Hockey has a long tradition of having these guys on the ice, you have Dale Hunter, Keith Jones, Matthew Barnaby, Tie Domi….the list goes on and on. What exactly has Avery done to justify the unofficial banishment to the minor leagues? OK…so his name wound up in a madam’s ‘little black book’…so what! And yes he called out his fellow players by accusing them of taking his sloppy seconds….he’s just calling it like he see’s it. Was it ever proven he made fun of Jason Blake after he was diagnosed with cancer? Maybe he went a little over the top when he stood in front of Martin Brodeur waiving his hands like an idiot while on a 2-man advantage power play. The guy was just having a little fun….what’s wrong with that?

The NHL needs to understand that there is no such thing as bad publicity. Every team has players that fit a certain role….you have the star, the enforcer, the grinder, and the pesk. The NHL seems to be going out of its way to get rid of the enforcer and the pesk. Maybe Avery is a jerk and that is why players who play with him or against him hate him….but I’ll watch Avery every time he steps on the ice to see what he is going to do next. This week we’ll take a look at the NY Islanders Ice Breakers…. interestingly enough they have a set of twins on the crew. I don’t think you can ever complain about twins.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Puck Sluts

It Wanna B's time!! Moving and shaking this week. Some people are up, some people are down and some people remained the same.

1. Billy Costa (Kiss 108s own radio personality)
2. Justin Phelps
3. Chuck Tofuri
4. Brian Ryan
5. Aiden Kelly
6. Nora Mitchell
7. Joe Rene - A Haitian
8. John "Phil Housley" Brewer
9. Dan "Gary" Madden
10. Padriag Calnan - owns a Sid the Kid Jersey and Ovechkin shirt
11. Brian Folan
12. Jason Milligan
13. William J Smiddy
14. Kristine Young
15. Bobby Freeman - wants on the bandwagon
16. Lenny Graff
17. Walter Pratt
18. FrankBrown
19. Dale Arnold
20. Starbucks Joe
21. Timmy Carrier Corp
22. Michael Toomajanian
23. Andrew Sousa
24. Tim Barrett
25. Pete "the Meat" Shepard
26. David Spellman
27. The Staff at Conner Larkin - how do you turn off a Bruins game tied 3-3
28. Ed Media Jim
29. Michael Felger - Trade Phil Kessel for Vinny Lecavlier and his 85 mil?
30. William Graham
31. Larry Mastrangelo
32. ChiefDude
33. Joe Smiddy - Sabres Fan trying to get on the band wagon. Bills Uncle
34. Charles Ferlauto
35. Staff at The Place - how do you turn a game off in the 2nd period and then back on for the shoot out?
36. Mark Hetnik
37. Steve O'toole
38. Bill Simmons
39. Stephen Harris
40. Ross McKeon, Yahoo! Sports
41. Thomas Gerard Kelly
42. Leroy Lynch
43. Greg Leblanc - Thanks to Bobby Freeman
44. Thomas Desseres
45. SPH - trying to sell the "hot ticket"
46. Ken KNowens
47. Kyle Higginsbossom - Thanks Ozzface Killer
48. Jared Rowland
49. Mrs. Iggles

The list grows more and more each day.
If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM or text me their name. The B's band wagon you are either on it OR UNDER IT!

The Bruins seemed to have gotten their swagger back. Rio and I attended last nights game and he noted there were quite a large number of Puck Sluts in attendance. I would have to agree. The Bruins are winning. The Puck Sluts are out. Spring is coming. St. Pattys day is 2 weeks away. All is good in Boozeville!

FrankBrown is underground now. I called him and his phone is shut off. If you see FrankBrown please let him know the blog misses him.

Chrissy week 14:

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Times are tough...

And I am here to help with this current economic situation! How?? Easy!
The Beer Bucket my friend:

The Beer bucket is a brilliant idea founded by Benjamin Franklin himself. How more American can you get? The story goes, one day while flying his kite Benny boy was craving some libations. He ran into his local watering hole and ordered up 5 ales for him and his boys. He told the bar keep to put them in a bucket filled with ice so he can take them back out to the field to keep flying his kite. The rest is history, you know the whole electricity thing and shit.

Now back to my original thought! During these lean times why not drink more frequently at places that serve Beer Buckets. We are in a recession after all.
Here are some places that serve them:
1. Slainte(formerly the 6 House)
2. The Junction
3. The Sunset grill
4. The Tap
5. Courtside(Cambridge)
6. Mt Vernon at the wharf
7. Improv Asylum - catch a show with some beer buckets
8. Rattlesnake
9. Pour House
10. Revolution Rock bar

Now lets get out there and stimulate the economy...with more Beer Buckets!


Snuggie Pub Crawl | Boston, MA

Attend the First-Ever Snuggie™ Pub Crawl in Boston, MA

In response to the stunning public embrace of the warm and cuddly Snuggie™, the Team is hosting the first-ever Snuggie™ Pub Crawl in Boston, MA. Even though it's just a blanket with sleeves, we're sure that you'll enjoy a winter evening spent drinking with friends and the Snuggie™.

Date: Still TBD.
Enter your emaill address here for updates on the date and times.

I like pub crawls. Actually I love pub crawls. I hate the Snuggie. I am torn on this idea. Booze = Fun. An oversized bathrobe used as a blanket NOT fun. DAMN IT!! What is a drunk to do? Like my man Joel Goodsen says in Risky Business "Sometimes you gotta say WHAT THE FUCK!" When the date comes out, I plan on attending this shitshow.

Thanks to Carolyn Mooney for the heads up

Quote of the Week!!

Chara's shot from the point sticks in the pads of Anderson, like a dart to the chest..-Jack Edwards

A very expensive game:

On November 2, Wayne Burdick was aboard a cruise ship in Miami waiting to depart on a Caribbean cruise. While still docked at the port, he set up his laptop and wireless card and accessed his Slingbox device which allowed him to watch a Chicago Bears game via an Internet connection. When the game was over, Burdick closed his computer, embarked on the cruise and returned home to find a bill from AT&T charging him over $27,000 for the three hours of Internet usage.

Apparently, AT&T had charged Brudick the international rate for the access. At two cents per kilobyte, the total charge was $27,788.93 for the time spent watching the game, which breaks down to about $6,500 per Rex Grossman interception.

Burdick pled his case to AT&T, saying he was still at the port and not in roaming territory. After speaking with nearly a half-dozen people at the company, he managed to get the bill down to $6,000, even though he provided documentation that he was still technically in Miami at the time he used his wireless card.

Eventually, the whole matter was settled after Burdick contacted Team Fixer at the Chicago Sun-Times and they contacted the phone company. AT&T acknowledged its mistake, saying that Burdick's device was picking up a signal it shouldn't have been.

At least Burdick's efforts were worth it. The Bears beat the Lions that afternoon, 27-23.

Pizza Cone!

An Indianapolis bakery is upping the ante on fattening foods and providing arguably the laziest development in fattiness yet. Say hello to our new friend, the Pizza Cone.

A group of investors and Italian inventors have handpicked a long-time Indianapolis bakery to help bring to the U.S. a newfangled food called Pizza Cone.

Pizza Cone is exactly what it sounds like: A cone made of pizza dough stuffed with ingredients like cheese, pepperoni and pizza sauce and then eaten on the go like an ice cream cone.

Taylor’s Bakery, founded in 1913, has signed an agreement with Hilton Head, S.C.-based Pino Gelato to be the sole producer of the cone for all of North America.

The equipment arrived at Taylor’s a few weeks ago and production is set to begin in a month.

“Everyone thinks it’s going to be the next hula hoop,” said John Allen, who runs Taylor’s along with his two sons, Matt and Drew. “It’s been very secretive and under the radar.”

Who is this “EVERYONE,” John Allen? What fat diabetic man with an eye for trends wired your house with a speaker and pretended that he was a higher power telling you that it was your divine mission to provide America with a fucking pizza that you can eat on the go? And theoretically a slice and a half worth of pizza to go isn’t bad, but you know it won’t stop there. The cones will eventually end up the size of a roadside cone and we’ll all eat them vigorously while hating ourselves the entire time. It’s kind of ridiculous that with people poorer than ever, for the most part, we’re eating like we’re decadent hedonists being fanned by manservants. But on the plus side, PIZZA…IN A CONE! BUY BUY BUY HULA HOOP BUY BUY.

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! Pizza on the go. No more sauce or grease dripping down your hands while you are rushing off to meet that super model for a date. I am a little confused by there being only 1 sole producer of the pizza cone though. Once a good baker breaks it down every pizza shop in town will be producing these mother fuckers (good thing I didn't give up swearing for Lent). Lets speed this process up and get the Pizza Cone in Boston ASAP!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Good or Bad?

I like me a good drink from time to time. Good thing god didn't give me a vagina!! I like more than a drink a day...

The wheels are falling off...

The dart team is in shambles!!! We lost 7-4.
1. Mike G had to work late and he couldn't make darts.
2. Big Bob Valenti had his spleen removed and was resting up for next week.
3. Handsome Jared STRAIGHT UP QUIT before our matches...WALKED OUT ON THE TEAM JUST LIKE GARY.
4. BigShow has yet to actually show up and play. Do you still want on the team Show?
5. I do not believe we have won a cricket match this season.
6. Supah P was throwing up blood but managed to play through it and win his match.

Player of the week Sean "Supah P" Meehan.

Lets hope that we can right this ship before next week.

The Bruins put a beating on the Panthers last night, 6-1.

Here are the current standings:

If the playoffs were to start tomorrow the play offs would look like this:
#1 Bruins vs #8 Sabres
#2 Caps vs #7 Panthers
#3 Devils vs #6 Rangers
#4 Flyers vs #5 CUNTnadians

Those are some really good match ups but we still have to wait till the end of the season. A whole lot can change in the next 21 games. I am pretty sure there are secret Wanna B's who have been hiding all season and they will start popping out around playoff time. Everyone should be on high alert. You will be able to spot them with their new Bruins apparel and their limited knowledge of only the current team. Keep up the good work and keep the names coming.

On a side note - I am giving up soda for Lent!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Tiger style

Its a boy

The Cheifdude and his wife had a healthy baby boy yesterday, Noah. Congrats!

Monday, February 23, 2009

Someone is WASTEOO

Harpoon St. Patrick's Festival - Harpoon Brewery - Brewers of Harpoon IPA and UFO Hefeweizen

You guys all know the deal. Drink, Drank and Drunk.
Who is coming with?
Harpoon St. Patrick's Festival - Harpoon Brewery - Brewers of Harpoon IPA and UFO Hefeweizen

What is Harpoon St. Patrick's Festival all about?

Kick off the St. Patrick's Day Holiday season in Harpoon style!

What better place to begin the season than inside the largest brewery in Boston?!?!?!

Food vendors selling Corned beef & cabbage along with other delicious food

Cash bars offering a selection of fresh Harpoon and UFO beer featuring Celtic Ale

Featuring live Irish and Rock and Roll bands from the Boston area

Come dance the jig, enjoy Harpoon beer, and celebrate St. Patrick!

When will it be?

Usually the first weekend in March.

2009 Dates: Friday, March 6th and Saturday, March 7th

Friday Hours: 5:30 to 11:00 PM (Doors Close at 9:30 PM)

Saturday Hours: 2:00 to 9:00 PM (Doors Close at 7:30 PM)

Where is it?

At the Harpoon Brewery, 306 Northern Ave., Downtown Boston.
Inside The Brewery amongst the tanks and outside under huge circus tents
Free shuttles from the South Station area. Departs from behind the Federal Reserve along the Fort Point Channel off Summer Street. Look for the Shuttle Sign.
Public parking available for a fee at The Brewery in garage across the street
Take the "T" to the event aboard the new Silverline Bus. Visit for schedules, rates and bus routes.Take SL2 or SL3 and get off at Harbor Street.
Click Here for Map/Directions.

More details:

Cover charge $20.00 and includes a souvenir Pint Cup and one (1) drink ticket (does not include food or additional beers)

Must be 21 or older and have proper I.D.

Cash bars serving a selection of fresh Harpoon beer for $5.00 per 16 oz. cup


For more info call 617-574-9551 ext 3

Become a Friend of Harpoon

Band Schedule:

Friday, March 6th

Hours: 5:30 to 11:00 PM (Doors Close at 9:30 PM)

5:30 – 7:00 PM

Dicey Riley
(Celtic Rock and Irish Pub Songs)

7:30 – 8:00 PM

Colum Cille Pipes & Drums
(Bagpipes & all)

8:20 – 10:20 PM

Joshua Tree
(Boston’s Premiere U2 Cover Band)

Saturday, March 7th

Hours: 2:00 to 9:00 PM (Doors Close at 7:30 PM)

2:00 – 3:00 PM

Dennis Sullivan &The Lads
(Irish folk songs)
3:20 – 4:20 PM

The Gobshites
(Irish Pub Songs)
4:40 – 5:40 PM

Dicey Riley
(Celtic Rock and Irish Pub Songs)
6:00 – 6:20 PM

Colum Cille Pipes & Drums
(bagpipes & all)

6:40 – 8:30 PM

Joshua Tree
(Boston’s U2 Cover Band)

Designated Drivers:
Remember to plan ahead and figure out how you will be getting home. Harpoon supports a Designated Driver program at each Festival. All designated drivers should visit the Customer Service booth when they arrive at the Festival where they will receive complimentary non-alcoholic beverages, including Harpoon Draft Sodas.
2009 Band Schedule

Expecting Again....

"What's better than winning an Oscar?" Madden wrote. "I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister!"


The Pictures....the Best and Worst of the Oscars

Oscars Update...

The Oscars were VERY boring, however the red carpet had all that glitter and then some! The dresses were beautiful and the men looked daper. Jessica Biel looked awful, I know you boys love her...But her Hair was awful.....It is what I tell Clients all of the time...Half up/Half Down does not work well unless you have a sylist carrying around a curling iron and hairspray the whole night....
Mickey Rouke did not Win....but Sean Penn did for Milk...Slumdog Millionare won BIG! Best moment of the night was when Jennifer Aniston presented and had to stand right in front of Angie and Brad. It was awkward and the camera kept flashing to Angie smiling....Also..Heath Ledger won and his family accepted his award on his and Matilda's behalf.
Below is who won what and who wore what...

"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
"The Reader"
"Slumdog Millionaire" (Winner)

Anne Hathaway, "Rachel Getting Married"
Angelina Jolie, "Changeling"
Melissa Leo, "Frozen River"
Meryl Streep, "Doubt"
Kate Winslet, "The Reader" (Winner)

Frank Langella, "Frost/Nixon"
Sean Penn, "Milk" (Winner)
Brad Pitt, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Mickey Rourke, "The Wrestler"
Richard Jenkins, "The Visitor"

Amy Adams, "Doubt"
Penelope Cruz, "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" (Winner)
Viola Davis, "Doubt"
Taraji P. Henson, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Marisa Tomei, "The Wrestler"

Josh Brolin, "Milk"
Robert Downey Jr., "Tropic Thunder"
Philip Seymour Hoffman, "Doubt"
Heath Ledger, "The Dark Knight" (Winner)
Michael Shannon, "Revolutionary Road"

Danny Boyle, "Slumdog Millionaire" (Winner)
Stephen Daldry, "The Reader"
David Fincher, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Ron Howard, "Frost/Nixon"
Gus Van Sant, "Milk"

Dustin Lance Black, "Milk" (Winner)
Courtney Hunt, "Frozen River"
Mike Leigh, "Happy-Go-Lucky"
Martin McDonagh, "In Bruges"
Andrew Stanton, and Jim Reardon; original story by Stanton and Pete Docter"WALL-E"

Simon Beaufoy, "Slumdog Millionaire" (Winner)
David Hare, "The Reader"
Peter Morgan, "Frost/Nixon"
John Patrick Shanley, "Doubt"
Eric Roth, Robin Swicord, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"

"The Baader-Meinhof Complex" (Germany)
"The Class" (France)
"Departures" (Japan) (Winner)
"Revanche" (Austria)
"Waltz with Bashir" (Israel)

"Kung Fu Panda"
"WALL-E" (Winner)

"The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button" (Winner)
"The Dark Knight"
"The Duchess"
"Revolutionary Road"

"Changeling" Tom Stern
"Slumdog Millionaire," Anthony Dod Mantle (Winner)
"The Reader," Chris Menges
"The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button," Claudio Miranda
"The Dark Knight," Wally Pfister

"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button," Kirk Baxter, Angus Wall
"The Dark Knight," Lee Smith
"Frost/Nixon," Daniel P. Hanley, Mike Hill
"Milk," Elliot Graham
"Slumdog Millionaire," Chris Dickens (Winner)

"Australia," Catherine Martin
"The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button," Jacqueline West
"The Duchess," Michael O'Conner (Winner)
"Milk", Danny Glicker
"Revolutionary Road," Albert Wolsky

"The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)"
"Encounters at the End of the World"
"The Garden"
"Man on Wire" (Winner)
"Trouble the Water"


"Slumdog Millionaire," "Jai Ho" (Winner)
"Slumdog Millionaire," "O Saya"
"WALL-E," "Down To Earth"

"The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button," Alexandre Desplat
"Defiance," James Newton Howard
"Milk," Danny Elfman
"Slumdog Millionaire," A.R. Rahman (Winner)
"WALL-E," Thomas Newman

"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,"(Winner)
"The Dark Knight,"
"Hellboy II: The Golden Army,"

"The Dark Knight"(Winner)
"Iron Man"
"Slumdog Millionaire"

"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
"The Dark Knight"
"Slumdog Millionaire" (Winner)

"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Winner)
"The Dark Knight"
"Iron Man"

"Auf der Strecke (On the Line)"
"Manon on the Asphalt"
"New Boy"
"The Pig"
"Spielzeugland (Toyland)" (Winner)

"La Maison en Petits Cubes" (Winner)
"Lavatory - Lovestory"
"This Way Up"

"The Conscience of Nhem En"
"The Final Inch"
"Smile Pinki" (Winner)
"The Witness - From the Balcony of Room 306"

99 word for Boobs...

A little Monday pick me up:

Monday monday monday

What a weekend!
No I didn't watch the Oscars. Hopefully Stylegal did and she can post what people were wearing, who won what and all that other bullshit that goes along with the Oscars.

The Bruins lost 2 games over the weekend and the band wagon looks like it may of gotten a Flat tire...

Hopefully just a little home cooking will fix it. The Bruins play Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday this week at the TD BankNorth Garden.

The Celtics on the other hand scorched the Suns, 128-108.

Things I learned this weekend:
1. Elizabeth Beerman has the best last name in professional sports! If a man marries her please take her last name...Derek Beerman just has a nice ring to it.
2. Some guys like a little pill action with their beers.
3. I guess when you are a female bartender you don't have to wear your wedding ring while tending bar??
4. Open toe boots are just silly and silly looking.
5. Getting a male bartenders phone number is NOT gay if you went to high school together.
6. Some people religiously check this blog and get mad when it's not updated accordingly.
7. The BigShow is not going out until the Mustache pubcrawl.
8. William J Smiddy is going to attempt to grow a beard.
9. McGreeveys has pretty good food but only serves Bud, Budlight, Amstel light, Heineken and Chickalobe Ultra.
10. I can make a pretty mean soup.

I mean look how silly these are:

Not a bad ass though.

This Wednesday is Ash Wednesday and the 1st day of Lent. Every year, since I can remember, I give up something but this year I am having trouble deciding what I should give up for 40 days?
1. Coffee
2. Beer
3. Swearing
4. Any and all Fast food chains
5. Soda
What do you think? Leave a comment on what is best for me to give up.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Where is Nitty...Damn It!

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. Antero Nittymaki should be the day to day starting goaltender for the Flyers. First of all he's from Finland and we all know how I love those Nordic goalkeepers (right Pelle!). He was the MVP in the 2006 Winter Olympics, he can shoot the puck like Hextall, he won the Calder Cup for the Phantoms (Flyers minor league team)....need I say more?

So I guess you need more proof? OK...take a look at this video of Marty Biron. For the love of God what is he thinking? Let's see you are in a 4-4 tie late in the third period and you come 20 feet out of the net to stop a break-away. Once you gain control of the puck you figure this is a good time to whip out the behind the back goalie pass? Seriously?

So cut the crap and get Nitty in net immediately!

Saturday, February 21, 2009


SPEARS, DANES, THURMAN, MENDEZ. All caught in a compromising pose, some of their own doing, some by accident, but either way enjoyment for all.


Jessica Alba ; enough said


Duty calls this weekend and I have to work today so Hockey Time is going to have call in sick so I'll make it quick. This weeks Game of the Week is Pittsburgh at Washington.....great game with some of hockey's biggest stars on display. Everyone will be talking about the Ovechkin and Crosby match-up but I'll take Malkin over Sid the Kid anyday of the week. Malkin leads the league in points, has more points and goals than Crosby, and is general a more physical player.

Didn’t have time to put the entire video collection together but we did manage to get this weeks Ovechkin goal. I’m not going to say this is the best goal I’ve ever seen but it definetly ranks in the top 10. Now I may not have had time to put all of the highlights for this week together but don’t think for a second we forgot about the Ice Girls. There is always time for Ice Girls! This week we’ll take a look at the Chicago Blackhawks Ice Girls! Until next week……..C-Ya!

Friday, February 20, 2009

I 100% AGREE

Fun Fun Fun Fridays

It is another Friday and that means another updated Wanna B's list:

1. Billy Costa (Kiss 108s own radio personality)
2. Brian Ryan
3. Chuck Tofuri
4. Justin Phelps
5. Aiden Kelly
6. Nora Mitchell
7. Joe Rene - A Haitian
8. John "Phil Housley" Brewer
9. Dan "Gary" Madden
10. Padriag Calnan - owns a Sid the Kid Jersey and Ovechkin shirt
11. Brian Folan
12. Jason Milligan
13. William J Smiddy
14. David Spellman
15. Bobby Freeman - wants on the bandwagon
16. Lenny Graff
17. Walter Pratt
18. FrankBrown
19. Dale Arnold
20. Starbucks Joe
21. Timmy Carrier Corp
22. Michael Toomajanian
23. Andrew Sousa
24. Tim Barrett
25. Pete "the Meat" Shepard
26. Kristine Young
27. The Staff at Conner Larkin - how do you turn off a Bruins game tied 3-3
28. Ed Media Jim
29. Michael Felger - Trade Phil Kessel for Vinny Lecavlier and his 85 mil?
30. William Graham
31. Larry Mastrangelo
32. ChiefDude
33. Joe Smiddy - Sabres Fan trying to get on the band wagon. Bills Uncle
34. Charles Ferlauto
35. Staff at The Place - how do you turn a game off in the 2nd period and then back on for the shoot out?
36. Mark Hetnik
37. Steve O'toole
38. Bill Simmons
39. Stephen Harris
40. Ross McKeon, Yahoo! Sports
41. Mrs. Iggles
42. Thomas Gerard Kelly
43. Leroy Lynch
44. Greg Leblanc - Thanks to Bobby Freeman
45. Thomas Desseres
46. SPH - trying to sell the "hot ticket"

The list grows more and more each day.
If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM or text me their name. The B's band wagon you are either on it OR UNDER IT!

FrankBrown has been found. He was roaming the streets of the Boogie Down Brockton.


Thursday, February 19, 2009


Now I like a good fight every now and again but I mean this is an all out BRAWL!
You have girls fighting guys. Guys fighting girls. Girls fighting girls and no one in the stands is trying to leave because they are about to have their own brawl. This is great!

You Kin Do it

NATICK — All the customer wanted was a coffee. Instead, he has to buy four new tires.

Natick police say a clerk at a Dunkin’ Donuts slashed all four tires on a customer’s Jeep after the two got in an argument over how long it was taking the worker to prepare a cup of coffee.

Police say 39-year-old Thomas Zazulak of Framingham was arrested on Wednesday and charged with malicious and wanton and destruction of property and disturbing the peace while armed. He is scheduled to be arraigned Thursday in Natick District Court.

Police tell the MetroWest Daily News that the customer — whom they did not identify — left the coffee shop because it was taking to long to make his coffee.
Zazulak allegedly followed him outside, pulled a folding knife, and slashed the tires.

I don't know why but I find this story funny as fuck!! I mean this dude just wants a cup of coffee. We have all been there on a busy Saturday/Sunday morning. The lines moving too slow, he makes a remark and storms out. Should of been the end of the story but NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND! You are going to need 4 new tires thanks to my new switchblade. It slices, it dices and it cuts all 4 tires in a jiffy!

The Bruins have launched their Annual 7th Player Award Voting/Sweepstakes:

Click Here to Vote!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Best Hockey Movie??

Bieng that the Hub of Hockey is back!! Just a little something for you puckheads out there to think aboot...


Saint Patricks day is coming. You know what that means(Besides the nasty green beer) - the annual Southie, St. Pattys day parade!!

Kristine Young A.K.A Stylegal is gearing up for her Irish bash:

Hello Everyone,

Just wanted to send out a reminder about the St. Patrick’s Day Parade Party!

Please forward this along to anyone that I missed...the parade starts at 1 pm on Sunday Mach15th!......Party starts around 11 or so....Better to get here early because sometimes parking is tough.....

Hopefully the weather will be good to be hanging out in the courtyard area. Please let me know if you will be in attendance so we can plan for food.

This year the parade is right at in front of my apartment- so wear your green and bring your Irish drinking shoes!!!

See you soon and have a good day!!


Week 12 Chrissy:



The dart team won 6-5 last night.