Heat wave

 Yes mother fuckers we are in the middle of yet another heat wave.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. The White Claw Teas are A-Okay in my book.

2. Truly punches on the other hand are trash.

3. Pretty sure I went a week and a half eating a cheeseburger or some variant everyday.

4. When you want a steak you want a steak.

5. I see some of you guys trying to sneak on this Red Sox bandwagon.

6. I think I am a fan of brunch but I am not 100% sold.

7. Feeling bloated is the worst. Especially when drinking.

8. These politicians acting like 1.9 TRILLION dollars is $100 bucks is crazy to me.

9. Speaking of crazy, that condo collapsing in Florida is mind blowing.

10. I think I am over Twitter now.

But has it

 Summer has officially started but yet I have not heard the Fresh Prince's "Summertime" yet so has it really?

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. If you are going to do a case race, make sure TK is on the team.

2. Leaden can make some mean stuffed jalapenos.

3. I guess no matter what, someone will always complain.

4. This housing market is outrageous.

5. Nothing worse than burning the tips/tops of your ears.

6. Rumor has it, even though the Sox are doing well in the standings people are not making it to the ball park.

7.  Its Prime day the next two days. Not sure why that is exciting.

8. If you have never been, you should chill on the outdoor deck at The Inn at Bay Point.

9. I think the older I get the grumpier I am.

10. Ribs cooked the right way will change your world.

11. Summertime, I am either working a ton or on vacation. There is no in between.

12. Renting a bouncy house all of a sudden got more expensive during the pandemic.

No worries

 This is what I learned this weekend:

1. People are fucking miserable.

2. Louies Lunch, where I once found Jason Foley passed out in the bathroom, is no more. A new place Off the Hook bar and grille is coming soon.

3. One more week of Spring.

4. Never a bad time at Jo's Nautical.

5. I can't believe Alba charges $7 for a bottle of Coors light - now we are treading on Strip club/Ballpark prices.

6. Should I have my annual July 3rd party? Or wait until next year?

7. Greg Hills south shore pizza bar crawl sounds like something right up my alley.

8. Tall boy roulette, Yankee Swap style is where its at.

9. There has been a Nora Mitchell sighting, y'all.

10. Avocado toast should be available for lunch.

11. Man the Sox came crashing down to earth hard and fast huh?

12. I am starting to think beers should be coming in a 50 pack. The 36 packs aren't really doing it anymore.

Yes

I am sorry it has been a day. 

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Puppies are cute but I dont think I ever want one again, a full size grown dog yes.

2. I always love to hear " how the fuck did we drink 80 beers?"

3. I hope everyone has been practicing their "Lets Go Bruins" chant. Gonna need it for the rest of this series.

4. How come no one has put together a Sox game get together or a random day of bar hopping?

5. The new Dunkin Donuts lemonade refreshers are pretty good...with Titos.

6. Heard Alba wont allow ladies up on the roof deck if they are wearing a tank top.

7. I don't remember it being 90 plus for 5 days in a row at all last year.

8. The price of everyfuckingthing is through the roof.

9. I made it into Paddy Barrys drunk and they didn't shut me off, chalking that up as a win.

10. BBQ spare ribs are underrated.

11. The town of Hull is resident parking only, unless you get a parking pass from home owners - whomp, whomp, whomp.

12. Debating having my annual July 3rd party or not.

All gone

 It is official, Covid19 is over and so is my 15 month lack of a haircut (yes it took 2 ladies).

Now we donate it to Hair we Share so they can make a wig or 2. You can donate money here or by going on my IG page.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I watched the Buddy Games this weekend, not as funny as I thought it would be but I am pretty sure one of the characters is based on Christian Daniel MacPhail.

2. June 1st, Leaden's first day at the new job. Good Luck Chris.

3. It felt great to be mask free and out and about.

4. The food at Jakes and Joes is pretty terrible but the beers are good.

5. I think Jeffrey is finally feeling comfortable at his new job.

6. Chrissy is up for Uncle of the year 2021, we are only 5 months through the year, you figure it out.

7. Steve Boyce out here buying Infinitys. 

8. I am glad to see that Methadone mile is the biggest issue for the mayor of Boston, current and future candidates.

9. Cicadas are amazing to me. Just showing up every 17 years like a dead beat dad.

10. Do birds sleep, like for real? Those motherfuckers are out there chirping at 3:30/4:00 am like its noon time.