It's August already. That happened fast. Seems like yesterday we were still in winter and there were floods.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Not drinking is harder than it looks.
2. The new Mission Impossible is awesome.
3. Eric "Chiefdude" Kjersgard is looking for a house closer to Boston with a pool. If you know of any hit him up.
4. I probably have a small t-shirt addiction.
5. Beach days are the best days.
6. If you could do anything in the world, what would it be?
7. I can not believe that the Pat's first preseason game is next Thursday.
8. Warm seltzers are not for me.
9. What positive word do you think epitomizes New England?
10. Naps are hit or miss. You can wake up and feel refreshed or wake up and think it's 2078.
11. Trying to get 12 guys together for fantasy football. Is like trying to wrestle a lubed up hippo.
12. I am really bad with putting sun screen on. Not bad in the sense like I'm forgetful more like I miss spots and have red blotches everywhere.
13. So proud of TK making it up to Portland for a few days.
14. Mario Long is killing it - Firefighter by day, control tech by night and landscaper in between.
Monday, July 30, 2018
Monday, July 23, 2018
Welcome to Florida
Apparently this week in New England it is going to feel like Florida - hot, humid and swampy.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Grillo has informed Calnan that he uninvited himself to next year's wedding. Bold move!
2. Random nights out with Leaden and Dave are always welcomed.
3. If you can always choose to drink outside.
4. Rumor has it Tooma would move back home if he had a job.
5. Chris Leaden is trying to get a group together to go to Trillium in Canton. Who is in?
6. Fuck most people.
7. Fantasy football is almost upon us, may be looking for a new board guy.
8. Congrats to Coach Ks kid winning a little League home run championship. Popping champagne like a boss.
9. It appears that the Food Netwerk doesn't actually have any cooking shows anymore.
10. Some days you just need to stay in and recharge your batteroer.
11. TK is going up to Portland, Maine this week for a little me time.
12. If you don't like naps then are you even human?
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Grillo has informed Calnan that he uninvited himself to next year's wedding. Bold move!
2. Random nights out with Leaden and Dave are always welcomed.
3. If you can always choose to drink outside.
4. Rumor has it Tooma would move back home if he had a job.
5. Chris Leaden is trying to get a group together to go to Trillium in Canton. Who is in?
6. Fuck most people.
7. Fantasy football is almost upon us, may be looking for a new board guy.
8. Congrats to Coach Ks kid winning a little League home run championship. Popping champagne like a boss.
9. It appears that the Food Netwerk doesn't actually have any cooking shows anymore.
10. Some days you just need to stay in and recharge your batteroer.
11. TK is going up to Portland, Maine this week for a little me time.
12. If you don't like naps then are you even human?
Monday, July 16, 2018
Moving and shaking
This is the fastest summer that I can remember. Feels like someone hit the fast forward button on this son of a bitch.
This is what I learned while being off for a week:
1. The wedding of 2019 is moving along. The house is closed on and now needs some paint and AC. If you know someone call Paddy.
2. If you live on the cape you are either a landscaper, artist or retired.
3. It's such a complex game you play trying to figure out how many beers you need for the beach and then after the beach. Drink too many at the beach you can't drive to get more for after.
4. Pretty sure I gained 15 lbs on vacation.
5. The beer Olympics were a great time. Rumor has it the Macphails are going to start their own next year.
6. Looking to golf this week hit Leaden up, he's on vacation.
7. How come it feels like wherever you put sun block on is where you burn first?
8. When I win the mega mills what do you guys want?
9. Speaking of winning Leaden has been crushing Keno.
10. Jeffrey is up at North Conway so I have Franklin till he gets back.
11. Congrats to Mario on becoming a Saugus firefighter.
12. Barrata where have you been my whole life?
13. Some days it's 2 steps forward 1 step back, others it's 2 stepa forward 5 steps back.
14. World cups over and now we get 4 years soccer free.
15. Everyone talking bout the Sox but when I watch on TV I see plenty of empty seats.
16. Ant man and the Wasp was more like a Wasp movie with Antman sprinkled in.
This is what I learned while being off for a week:
1. The wedding of 2019 is moving along. The house is closed on and now needs some paint and AC. If you know someone call Paddy.
2. If you live on the cape you are either a landscaper, artist or retired.
3. It's such a complex game you play trying to figure out how many beers you need for the beach and then after the beach. Drink too many at the beach you can't drive to get more for after.
4. Pretty sure I gained 15 lbs on vacation.
5. The beer Olympics were a great time. Rumor has it the Macphails are going to start their own next year.
6. Looking to golf this week hit Leaden up, he's on vacation.
7. How come it feels like wherever you put sun block on is where you burn first?
8. When I win the mega mills what do you guys want?
9. Speaking of winning Leaden has been crushing Keno.
10. Jeffrey is up at North Conway so I have Franklin till he gets back.
11. Congrats to Mario on becoming a Saugus firefighter.
12. Barrata where have you been my whole life?
13. Some days it's 2 steps forward 1 step back, others it's 2 stepa forward 5 steps back.
14. World cups over and now we get 4 years soccer free.
15. Everyone talking bout the Sox but when I watch on TV I see plenty of empty seats.
16. Ant man and the Wasp was more like a Wasp movie with Antman sprinkled in.
Monday, July 2, 2018
Celebrate
It's July 4th week and that is a celebration!!
Lots of cookouts and partying. May your beers be many and your hang overs few.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Do you do something "by accident" or "on accident"?
2. Another year and another sun burn in my belly button. What in the actual fuck.
3. All these mother fuckers bitching about how hot it is are the same cock knockers who bitched about the winter. Get a new hobby.
4. I had no idea that birds like to steal blueberries.
5. No surprise that both Rio and Chrissy are on vacation this week and the weather's gonna be 90 plus.
6. Good luck to the Macphails on the 5k tomorrow.
7. Nothing is more infuriating than getting your iced coffee all fucked up.
8. Why do I find myself buying things at Home Depot/Lowes that I don't really need.
9. If you are a male who works in the food service industry please cut your finger nails.
10. How come I can't find MGD anywhere?
11. Obviously, I have a problem throwing away older pairs of sneakers. Found 6 pairs and threw them away this weekend.
12. Hey Dunkin donuts don't think I didn't notice that the coffee rolls are now basically the same size as a donut and twice as much.
Don't forget cookout tomorrow at 3:30. I have plenty of food. Just bring whatever you want to drink.
Lots of cookouts and partying. May your beers be many and your hang overs few.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Do you do something "by accident" or "on accident"?
2. Another year and another sun burn in my belly button. What in the actual fuck.
3. All these mother fuckers bitching about how hot it is are the same cock knockers who bitched about the winter. Get a new hobby.
4. I had no idea that birds like to steal blueberries.
5. No surprise that both Rio and Chrissy are on vacation this week and the weather's gonna be 90 plus.
6. Good luck to the Macphails on the 5k tomorrow.
7. Nothing is more infuriating than getting your iced coffee all fucked up.
8. Why do I find myself buying things at Home Depot/Lowes that I don't really need.
9. If you are a male who works in the food service industry please cut your finger nails.
10. How come I can't find MGD anywhere?
11. Obviously, I have a problem throwing away older pairs of sneakers. Found 6 pairs and threw them away this weekend.
12. Hey Dunkin donuts don't think I didn't notice that the coffee rolls are now basically the same size as a donut and twice as much.
Don't forget cookout tomorrow at 3:30. I have plenty of food. Just bring whatever you want to drink.
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