Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Dot day is coming

Whats up bitches! Its been a while. Yes, I worked yesterday but I figured that all you fucks were out enjoying the weather so I decided to not post yesterday. Eat a dick if you don't like it.

1. Picking out a deck stain is not as easy as I thought it would be.
2. Good luck Jeffrey and Sarah, who are adding a second story to their house starting today.
3. Doesn't look like Chrissy is going to make Dot day this year, he can not get rid of his single NKOTB ticket.
4. Being towelman does that make me famous or infamous?
5. Sometimes I forget my wife is not from around here, so I was surprised she had never been to the Museum of Fine Arts. That has been rectified. I recommend seeing the Samurai exhibit.
6. Of course Jeffrey has dinner dates at Maggianos and didn't invite anyone.
7. Joe Martell has never seen Airplane. I mean what the fuck.
8. Glad to see the weather is starting to pick up for the end of this week.
9. DJ Brighto has a regular Sunday gig at Hajjars in Weymouth, 1st Sunday of the month just in time for the summer.
10. $100 to have my lawn mower tuned up and the cable replaced, not too shabby.
11. Most people are picking the Bruins to lose in 5. I got this series going 7.
12. How come more people aren't as excited about Jebs pig roast as I am?
13. Speaking of Jeb, Congrats to him and his wife on their new baby girl, Ady.
14. After the B's won against the Rangers, quickest texts ever to try and get tickets to the next round.
15. If you like BBQ, I would suggest trying Sweet Cheeks Q over by Fenway.
16. Mario is quite the Red Sox fan. He also has a man crush on the Flying Hawaiian.
17. My neighbors replaced the fence while I worked all weekend:

18. What you know about building a water feature in your back yard?
19. How ghetto is it to charge your phone at a bar?
20. I know everyone is on the Candy Crush kick but I have moved onto Tetris Blitz.

Lets go Bruins!
Lets go Bruins!

See you all at Dot day.

Monday, May 20, 2013


I would like to thank everyone who came out for the 6th Annual Mustache Pub Crawl. We raised $1905 for the One Fund Boston.

Next year we have changed the pub crawl to fathers day weekend. The 7th Annual Mustache pub crawl will be Saturday, June 14th, 2014. See ya there!

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Good to see Travis rocking the bag pipes still.
2. Chrissy got mauled by a bear, or fell down some escalator stairs:

3. Lots of no shows from people who normally make it to the crawl.
4. She complains every year about the crawl but always seems to get into the spirit, day of:

5. Coogans never ceases to amaze me with their hatred of pub crawls.
6. Towelman back up to his old tricks:

7. Towelman trumps mullet trumps lines on the sides of the head trumps a mustache.
8. The food at Blackstone went down real bad and real fast.
9. Who would anyone put mozzarella cheese on a steak and cheese?
10. I guess if Danny McBride needs a stunt double I am in! La Flama Blanca.

11. Anyone interested in tickets to the Sox Game June 18th? I have a pair and Mikeyt has a pair.
12. New Orleans is changing their names to Pelicans and now Charlotte wants to be the Hornets again? What the fuck.
13. Rumors are rampant that Welchie is looking to make a move to Milton.
14. DMX is not a good karaoke song.
15. If anyone wants any koozies I have 44 left.
16. Always makes me smile when people come from out of town to join up on the Mustache pub crawl.
17. Another year another shit show after Clarkes. The new Stadium aint too bad.
18. If anyone is around the Pembroke area please check up on Super P. Haven't heard from him in a bit.

It was a long drunk weekend. I am pretty sure my liver is happy it is over. See ya all next week.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Game 7 tonight

Where will you be tonight for game 7 Bruins/Leafs tonight?
I renewed this website for another year.

This is what I learned  this weekend:
1.Who has an open bar booze cruise for $30.00 and not advertise it as such?
2. I had no clue there were so many off the boat Irish(Turkeys) in North Quincy.
3. Looks like someone is ready for Saturdays crawl. Chrissy don't play:

4. Jeffrey may not be making the crawl this year. He has to rip his roof off of his house.
5. A huge Congrats go out to Chrissy and his lovely wife, Alison, on being pregnant. Ella will have a baby sister or is it brother? When does the pool start? (Ella is such a ham)

6. Deegan may become the 1st Atheist god father, ever.
7. Pocket text/text to talk being on while not actually texting is a kick in the balls.
8. The koozies for the pub crawl have been ordered. Lets hope they make it by Saturday.
9.Where are you Red Sox Nation?

10. I didn't know the Turkeys love tea as much as they do either.
11. Katie is addicted to Candy Crush. Like crack head addicted.
12. I really wanted to try and steal this duck:

13. I love how Riccio reads this blog religiously and then will FB or text me about things.
14. Facebook stalkers are everywhere.
15. Anyone interested in getting the baseball trips back together?
16. I'm hearing Smiddy and CVG are in the same category. They leave BMC and don't talk to anyone anymore.
17. How many people think Claude will be fired if the Bruins don't make it to the Finals? I know I do.
18. You can actually buy Lucky Charms marshmallows in bulk without the cereal.
19. Another summer and its still hard as fuck to find Miller High Life light anywhere. Its like my white whale.
20. Seems like everyone is refinancing.

Don't judge me because I am chanting "Lets go Bruins" at my desk.

Hope to see you all Saturday at the Pub crawl.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Where the fuck is spring?

It seems like any time we string 3 nice days together mother natures shows up with her pimp hand and smacks us all back down. How can it be 70 during the day then all of a sudden its 36 at night? I mean is my heat off for the summer or what? Last week I left work and it was 77 degrees by the time I got home it was 52. That was a huge kick in the dick! Just bring us some nice staying weather please.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Some people have long hair envy. Its out there so keep your head on a swivel.
2. Cuba and North Korea are the only places that Coca Cola is not sold.
3. There are rumors circulating that Chrissy may be reselling Mustache Pub Crawl shirts on the open market for $25 a piece.
4. I finally made it to Toscas in Hingham. It was pretty damn good, pricey, but good.
5. Iron Man 3 was damn good. I don't think anyone else could ever play Tony Stark other than Robert Downey.
6. The Chiefdude is taking a break from tattoos until at least August.
7. Is there anything worse than a frustrated dog who can not go for walks. Loads and loads of pent up energy.
8. I know I say it every year but I need to get to the Derby just once.
9. My lawn mower is all fucked up and I don't know how it happened.
10. The center of Scituate is pretty quaint.
11. Has anyone heard or seen Tommy Newton lately? He was supposed to borrow my truck the past 2 Saturdays and he was MIA both times.
12. Rob and his wife, Katie, are doing a 1/2 marathon this Sunday for PKD awareness. If you would like to donate please click here. (Polycystic kidney disease (PKD) is a genetic disorder characterized by the growth of numerous cysts in the kidneys.)
13. Marios 34th birthday is this Friday. Anyone want to celebrate?
14. Man everyone has a differing opinion on the Celtics and what they should do for next year.
15. Cinco De Mayo used to be one of my top 5 drinking days of the year but the past few years its been kind of blah.
16. Nothing is better than grilling season. I doubt Ill be using my stove  much till September.
17. Who is up for a Quincy Pub crawl this summer? A Hawaiian shirt crawl? A Tank top crawl? I mean skies the limit.
18. Heard the dart team is falling on hard times.

Hope that everyone is growing their staches for next Saturday. The Pub crawl is only 12 days away

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Nstar Walk

If anyone would like to donate to the Nstar Walk for Children's Hospital please feel free to click on the link below

My cousin Tracy has put a team together, Hannah's Hopefuls, and my wife, Katie, will be walking again. Every little bit helps.