That escalated quickly

I hope that everyone had a nice memorial day weekend. It seems as though we had 1 week of spring and now we are right into the summer.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. A sunburn on the tops of your feet is by far the worst place.

2. The Mustache Pub Crawl shirts are in. So far I have sold 4, if you want one before the crawl let me know and Ill meet up with ya.

3. Upcycling is all the rage right now huh?

4. Putting together a swing set is a 5 hour job.

5. Never under estimate the amount of food Chrissy will have at  his cookout.

6. When in Rome:

7. Hope everyone made it back from the Cape with all that traffic.

8. Joe Q smashed his phone so he lost all his numbers. If you need him send him a text.

9. CVG is no longer working at the Home Depot. He is selling real estate, wonder why Jason Foley didn't use him to sell his Quincy place?

10. I had turkey hot dogs and they are not bad but they aren't really healthy either so they are kind of a waste.

11. Chrissy is in for trivia every 3rd Thursday. Just in case you guys want to join team Whiskey Dick.

12. Do you think Alison is nervous all weekend long when Chrissy is at home watching both kids?

That is all I have time for today.

Is it June yet?

Good old Tom Kelly made his way back to the Raynham race track this weekend. It took him a while but the kid was betting Trifectas and Superfectas like it was 1987 all over again.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Stuffed peppers are under rated as a meal.
2.What? No that's not a time machine that's TK's house phone:

3. My second go round with sausage making went 100% better than my 1st.
4. Congrats to Lauren Brady on the 39 mile breast cancer walk. Gotta save the boobies.
5. The MPC shirts will be in next week if anyone wants to buy theirs early.
6. Chris Leaden is pretty good with the trivia.
7. Chrissy may be planning a trip to the Belmont stakes to witness greatness and a triple crown winner.
8. Rumor, and that is all it is at this time a rumor, has it Jeffrey may be making a rare Thursday night drinking appearance this week.
9. Speaking of trivia, team Whiskey Dick, came in 4th out of 24 teams. We celebrated with shots!
10. It's always a good time when Mike Foley squeezes you in for a few beers. I do not know how the economy of North Carolina survived with him up here for a weekend though.
11. Home Depot is increasingly becoming the same as BJ's. Every time you go in there you are dropping at least $150.
12. Jason "Big Show" Foley is selling his 2 family house in Quincy for $550,000 is you know anyone looking for that type of investment.
13. Guess who is going to Dot day? Thomas Gerard Kelly!!
14. The ticks are out in full force people. Check ya pets.
15. I think I may be cancelling the WWE network. Not really feeling it.
16. The new $30 tickets do not seem to be paying that well, or at least I am not hitting.

Don't forget Jeb's pig roast on June 27th to raise money.

The Chipman Family Pig roast is back

2nd Generation Chipman Family Pig Roast - Saturday, June 27th.

 Not sure if you guys heard but Jeb's mom passed suddenly from cancer.

They are doing things a little bit different this year, it is now a fund raiser for a nursing scholarship that the Chipman's have set up in their moms name.  Spread the word, the more the merrier. Plus we are family friendly.

There will be a band playing, a bigger pig, 4 kegs, raffles, door prizes, as always bean bag toss....and a great time for a great cause.

*Recently we came to an agreement with The Cornerstone Band!  They are a brand new 4 piece Raggae band hailing from the south shore of Boston, MA; featuring Jackson Wetherbee, Nicholas Asta, Johnny Alves, and Mark King!  As if you needed another reason to attend this all star fun fest!*

Anyone interested in going or wanting to donate text - Jeb 781-626-1712 or me.

#FUCKCANCER

It is open season...

To throat punch anyone who complains about the heat. Make sure you make it count.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Jeffrey really loves his snap chat. The kid wont text you back but he will snap the shit out of a bag of chips.
2. My foray into homemade sausage is moving along quite nicely. So far my 1st batch didn't have enough fat I guess. It is a learning process.
3. The siding job is complete, little before and after:

4. I hope everyone has started their staches. The Pub crawl shirts have been ordered.
5. Who knew that grinders are so damn expensive.
6. How did I just find out that Rio was on MTVs the Grind back in 2000?
7. Fiore in the North End is pretty good but what kind of place shuts down at midnight?
8. If its not one thing its another when owning a house.
9. Jeffrey just found out about the "minivan" - 2 in the front and 5 in the back. The Shocker is so 90's.
10. We all have that one friend who says yes to everything you ask them to do but always backs out last minute or totally blows you off right?
11. I do not know if it is just because I am getting older but I am really digging on Bud Heavy.
12. Mikey T hates Google. Can you even hate google?
13. Ladies Padraig Calnan is single ready to mingle. He is 30 and flirty.
14. Is there anything more fun than sneaking shots when you are out in a big group?

Remember to pass along the Mustache Pub Crawl date of June 20th. I mean it has only been on the blog for a year but what the hell.

Cinco De Mayo

I hope everyone gets their Tuesday night drinking on tonight. Its Mother fucking Cinco De Mayo!! And if you don't drink the worm at the bottom of the tequila, well then you are a pussy.

This is what I learned while I was off:
1. If you work for Lauren Brady - she will "manage you up or manage you out". She is an ax man for a bank, basically she comes in and cleans up, oh and FIRES YOU! Oh you have 3 kids...I DON'T CARE.
2. Still do not get snap chat at all but 193 people follow me so I have that going for me.
3. Padraig Calnan just wants me to post dogs of the week and add new content to this blog.
4. Now that Chrissy has his phone back he plans on writing Uber Updates, stories from his weekend pick ups. Lets see how long this lasts.
5. I forgot how much fun the track is. If anyone wants to go to the track for the Preakness, let me know, I have a $45 winner burning a hole in my pocket.
6. The new $30 scratch tickets suck.
7. Who knew that Google Chrome had a remote access tool?
8. Rumor has it after much soul searching, Julie Nickerson is coming home in August.
9. Don't forget to get your free breakfast tacos today at Taco bell from 7-11 today.
10. I don't know who it takes longer to recover from a night of drinking; Jeffrey or Rob.
11. I thought I was going to have to miss Dot day for my nephews christening but guess what that was changed to June 21st - the Christening. Christ does love me!
12. Avengers: Age of Ultron was a pretty bad ass movie.
13. Stripping paint off an old door is hard arduous work.
14. I did not get to watch the fight of the century but I heard it sucked.
15. Red Sox nation we are in May now and I don't see a Brian Rose or a Jeff Suppan coming up to save this season.
16. The Olde Bostonian has lots of pieces from old houses if you are looking for anything.
17. Would the Mustache Pub Crawl work for you guys on June 20th?
18. I could go the rest of my life without ever having to paint anything ever again.