Monday, November 27, 2017

28 days

And then Christmas will be here. Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. You can never have too much stuffing.
2. Julian wants to be some world class surfer.
3. I am always down for fundraisers.
4. There is a toys for tots pub crawl this Saturday at 1 starting at Cagney's in Quincy.
5. Georgia vs Auburn round 2 this Saturday winner gets into the playoffs.
6. People are still golfing?
7. Commercials are getting better and better...Dilly dilly.
8. Let's all sing it for Jason Foley - the wheels on the bus are coming off, coming off, coming off. The wheels on his fantasy teams bus are coming off.
9. The Punisher on Netflix may be the best Marvel show to date. You don't even need to know anything about Frank Castle. The shows filled with drama.
10. Man jury duty is a pain in the ass.
11. There is a fund raiser on Sunday in Weymouth for one of Jeffrey's friends father.
12. We all have family members that when they speak they make you cringe with things that come out of their mouth.
13. Yeah totally normal that Jenn Grogan is in Thailand.
14. All the single people killing the bumble game.
15. Looks like I can't fly directly into Louisville for the derby so it may be a few nights in Nashville first.
16. May be time to get a new phone. My battery does not seem to hold a charge again.
17. The amount of money spent on Black Friday is insane  - 315 Billion in the US alone.
18. I hate that all the Christmas specials are on so early.

Monday, November 20, 2017

My favorite week

This is my favorite week of the year. Everyone is happy, lots of people only work 2-3 days this week, everyone drinking Wednesday night and both Thursday and Friday are holidays at work ( double - double time and a half).

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. When drinking Jeffrey has his shoes shined up there is no slowing him down.
2. Stranger Things 2 was meh.
3. Justice League was pretty good, the inner comic book nerd in me has many questions but for a super hero movie it is good.
4. This weather is crazy.
5. I am looking forward to the first snow storm of the season.
6. The Wrentham outlets are beyond chaotic.
7. If Thanksgiving isn't in your top 2 of holidays then you have problems.
8. Everyone knows that when I hug I grab ass. Known fact.
9. Even running into Stop and Shop for a few things costs you $50.
10. Rude people, eventually karma will catch up to you.
11. The SST Braintree is where it's at on a Sunday.
12. But if you go out to watch football on a Sunday and the bar has the NFL ticket then not every television should be on the Pats game (I can stay at home to watch that).
13. Guess who bought 6 tickets to the Kentucky Derby? Section 226?
14. I had no clue they made turkey stock in a can. All these years I have used chicken.
15. Any time you can connect with old friends you should.
16. Make sure you text me with what you want for Christmas. Whitley Claus is on the loose.

Monday, November 13, 2017

Like whoa

So we are just skipping the fall season and right to winter? Fucking low 20s on a Saturday morning?

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. You can pick your friends but can't pick your family is 100000% true.
2. Man I heard Chrissy may be bailing from team iPhone.
3. Praise to Jeffrey for bringing Julian to 3 different practices and 1 hockey game a week.
4. This weather really makes people moody.
5. There was a physical sighting of Grillo, at the Macphails.
6. Also I heard from Billy Smiddy, who is broken up about the ND lose. Not nearly as much as I am about Georgia but same.
7. I heard from Kung Fu Dave about his house warming party/night out in Lowell. I guess he is waiting for Chrissy to get a weekend on lock.
8. Sometimes you need a low key couch weekend.
9. Still no battery from China yet. May as well have just thrown $10 out the window.
10. People are really excited for this new 50 Shades of Grey movie?
11. Random Thursday boozing with Leaden is always a blast.
12. Wtf Pandora, you guys just throwing a $10 service out there? Like $5 isn't enough?
13. I don't know if anyone is interested in the Kentucky Derby but I'm hearing tickets are $440 for the 3 days.
14. Do people (other than TK) really care about these football games at Fenway?
15. Still trying to meet up with Riccio to finish our cards at the Wickendon pub.
16. Mario is pumped for his trip to Aruba.

Monday, November 6, 2017


Has anyone heard or seen Kung Fu Dave? I texted him a few times and still no text back. Maybe he's locked up in a sex den or something.

This is what I learned this weekend:
1. The Macphails are killing Disney this week.
2. Still not sure why words like moist, pussy and panties are hated by women. But cunt is totally acceptable.
3. Chrissy plans to retire at 55. I say kudos.
4. Pretty sure that it took me a whole week to get back on track after Florida.
5. I truly hate fantasy football this year. There is zero consistency.
6. Everyone has really vivid dreams right.
7. If you don't like bacon then we most likely can't be friends.
8. Day drinking that turns to night drinking is the best.
9. Keep them laughing. Good laughs make good vibes.
10. Draft Kings is like scratching a gambling itch but it doesn't really feel good.
11. Congrats to Nickerson on finishing a half marathon.
12. No I have not started Stranger Things 2 yet.
13. Pretty sure my middle name could be procrastination. I was always told to be good at something. I am good at putting things off till the last minute.
14. Only 7 more Monday's till Christmas. Kind of depressing.
15. Does anyone play the daily number?
17. Just seeing if you are paying attention. Skipped right over 16.
18. Thor was a pretty funny movie. Not the best Marvel flick but overall good.