Bone Yard Barbecue

Here is a review from one Christian Daniel MacPhail (I edited it as best I could as he sent it via text)

I checked out www.boneyardbarbecue.com last night with my buddies, David and Scott, on the recommendation from a couple of guys at work.  I apologize in advance, as I forgot to take photos for this review.
On Monday's they have $.30 wings.  Its a small dive bar with a few tv's and plenty of different beers on tap(you know I love drafties). They had plenty of sauces to choose from for your wings.  I of course went with their hottest, which had a decent flavor. I was tempted to try the bacon buffalo though because I mean who fucking doesn't like bacon.  Maybe next time.

At first I was thrown off by their "rule" of only ordering 10 at a time.  I get you don't want people ordering a shit ton and then taking them home but I thought 10 was ridiculous.  I quickly found out it was the perfect number.  The wings came out fast.  They were big wings with a little bit of breading (I don't mind breading as long as there is not a pound of it). But being big they were cooked perfectly.   As soon as we were half way through the waitress asked if we wanted more.  We all said yes.  They came out before we were done
 with our first round. Its definitely a place I would recommend and go to again if I was in the Seekonk area.

It just sucks that I found another good wing joint that's just a little too far from me. If anyone is up for a road trip keep me in mind.

On a side note we were all chatting about how we have more time to grow our staches for a bit longer now that the Mustache Pub Crawl is in June. Scott has been saying that this is the year he was going, that he may be handing out mustache rides to a lucky lady but now he seems to be backing out. What gives Scottie?

The Chuckie and Chrissy Show(sung to the itchy ans scratchie show theme)

The 1st official Chuckie and Chrissy show debuted this past Monday at the Garden for the Bs game, then off to the Red Hat for wings and mudslides lastly finishing at Tresca for cougars and a proverbial cherry on the shitshow sundae.

I guess they had a blast. Rumor has it they are trying to make it a once a month get together. They are in the process of getting a HD Flip camera to film their escapades so we can show em here on this blog. The problem they are running into is Chrissy has no money and this project is being only funded by the Chuckie side of the show.

PS Chrissy has puke on his shoes and is trying to get new shoes into the budget.

1 down....51 to go

Who doesn't think this looks good?

They are certainly into it:

Chrissys stache

Here it is:
Who is in for my mustache challenge - Derek, Supah & Martells sister, Laura have signed up. I think Furi said he's in. Thought Jeffrey did as well? I have signatures for 3 of them. I don't really remember due to fact I was so fucked up.

All I ask is $1 a week to be paid at the 5th Annual Mustache Pub Crawl, Saturday May 12th, 2012.

Ill go the whole year with just a stache and trim it occasionally. I will donate half the cash to the cause. The other cash to drinking that day.

Who else is in.

Who do you like?

Who ya got?

Chrissys goatee/Stache/beard vs Supah Ps beard

 

My stache is curling over my lip...

VS

BEARDS, kinda like a mustache ride but with more tickle.

Don't forget the 4th Annual Mustache Pub crawl is Saturday, May 14th.

Stachey

The kid did it, he shaved off his goatee and is now rocking his stache. This is a whole month before the 2nd Annual Mustache Pubcrawl.

Prestache:


Shaving the stache:


Stachetastic:


See you all Saturday May 16th at the Mustache Pub Crawl.

Tax day

It's been a while since I actually wrote anything due to working, training, computer problems, and darts but I am just letting you guys know I AM BACK BITCHES!

Things I have learned since last Friday:
1. The Cuntnadian fans are passionate fans...only when their team is up.
2. The Greatest Bar, door man is a cock blocking hater.
3. Tuesday night darts is always a fun time.
4. Easter is a nice family day.
5. Sox fans are already bitching, with their team only having 2 wins so far.
6. Jeffrey got a new dog and is looking for name suggestions:

7. The Mustache Pub Crawl T shirts are in and a big hit.
8. Loads of Bruins fans have posted their playoff tickets for sale on craigslist in Montreal http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/search/tix?query=bruins&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max.
9. Vegas can not come soon enough.
10. Smiddy is recently coming off a bender - Thursday night with his lady, Friday night at Barefoot Bobs, Saturday night double date, and Sunday Easter dinner with his ladies family and then a drunkfest at Champions. He must be pre-gaming for his up coming vacation.
11. Mike G just bought a house in Canada, oops Nashua N.H. - congrats.
12. Putting together this Lego Bug is impressive:

13. The Boston Police are cracking down on the Dot Ave Hookers!

I think there is probably more things that I have forgotten over the past few days. Oh well if I remember them I'll update this.

Here is the Chrissy facial hair master piece/update:

Its a Hybrid - playoff beard/mustache pub crawl growth.

I hate Gary won last night 6-5. Mike Foley was the player of the week again coming up with huge darts.

Random

Hello. I hope that everyone is having a nice week. I have not posted pictures of Chrissy beard/stache thing in a while. So here we go.

Serious Chrissy:


Crazy Chrissy, he can also sell you some hair coloring:


Chrissy is going to shave in his stache a FULL MONTH before the Mustache Pub Crawl. So look for it next Friday, April 17th. Hopefully he will send us some pictures or a video.

The BU Terriers won last night and now advance to the championship game tomorrow night against Miami(Ohio) at 7:00 pm.

Links:
1. Sue me? Sue me? Sue me for what? 2.7 MIL!
2. WAAF Rocks
3. The Boston Globes not asking for TOOO MUCH are they?
4. Uhm impersonating a VET gets you 84 counts??
5. Joba Chamberlain..DRUNK VIDEO!!

Case of the Mondays

What a dreary start to the week. Its 40 degrees out, rainy and humid. YUCK!

Things I learned this weekend:
1. A steak is good. A steak at the Palm is great. A steak at the Palm, paid for by William J Smiddy is AWESOME.
2. Whiskey Park is no $4.00 Joint and bitches should act as such!
3. Vodka Tonic is the best mixed drink...no matter what kind of Vodka they use.
4. Kevin Durant has some fancy shoes...
White on the outside and orange/blue on the inside...FANCY!
5. The Celtics can go old school and have Paul Pierce take over a game at any point.
6. This guy is nice/friendly and loves his job:


7. Marios Brew that he made tastes like Sam Adams.
8. Chrissy says he is going to shave his stache in for a whole month prior to the Mustache pub Crawl.
9. Hell night is coming up at the East Coast Grill, April 13, 14, and 15, 2009 . Rumor has it Chrissy wants to have a throw down with any and all takers. Who can eat the hottest item on the menu. Who ever eats the most wins. Any takers?
10. The Bruins seem to have gotten their swagger back.
11. Kohansky + 4 shots of Patron = something quite MJT like.
12. Opening day is only 1 week away and yet it seems like they have been playing spring training games forever.
13. I want the Celtics and Bruins season to end and the playoffs to start ASAP!
14. The Celtics need a new LUCKY that stupid Celts team sucks!

Friday Happy Friday

It is time! WANNA B'S TIME!



1. Billy Costa (Kiss 108s own radio personality)
2. Justin Phelps
3. Chuck Tofuri
4. Brian Ryan
5. Aiden Kelly
6. Nora Mitchell
7. Joe Rene - A Haitian
8. John "Phil Housley" Brewer
9. Dan "Gary" Madden
10. Padriag Calnan - owns a Sid the Kid Jersey and Ovechkin shirt
11. Brian Folan
12. Jason Milligan
13. William J Smiddy
14. Kristine Young
15. Bobby Freeman - wants on the bandwagon
16. Lenny Graff
17. Walter Pratt
18. FrankBrown
19. Dale Arnold
20. Starbucks Joe
21. Timmy Carrier Corp
22. Michael Toomajanian
23. Andrew Sousa
24. Tim Barrett
25. Pete "the Meat" Shepard
26. David Spellman
27. The Staff at Conner Larkin - how do you turn off a Bruins game tied 3-3
28. Ed Media Jim
29. Michael Felger - Trade Phil Kessel for Vinny Lecavlier and his 85 mil?
30. William Graham
31. Larry Mastrangelo
32. ChiefDude
33. Joe Smiddy - Sabres Fan trying to get on the band wagon. Bills Uncle
34. Charles Ferlauto
35. Staff at The Place - how do you turn a game off in the 2nd period and then back on for the shoot out?
36. Mark Hetnik
37. Steve O'toole
38. Bill Simmons
39. Stephen Harris
40. Ross McKeon, Yahoo! Sports
41. Thomas Gerard Kelly
42. Leroy Lynch
43. Greg Leblanc - Thanks to Bobby Freeman
44. Thomas Desseres
45. SPH - trying to sell the "hot ticket"
46. Ken KNowens
47. Kyle Higginsbossom - Thanks Ozzface Killer
48. Jared Rowland
49. John Hegarty - his name is Phil Kessel not PETE Kessel
50. Olympia Sports - 1/2 rack of Bruins apparel and 4 racks of Yankees shit
51. JP
52. Steve Conroy
53. Mrs. Iggles
54. The writers at the Boston Herald
55. P500 Train conductor


The list grows more and more each day.
If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM or text me their name. The B's band wagon you are either on it OR UNDER IT!

The Bruins have 9 games left:

Sat Mar 28, 2009 Bruins @ Maple Leafs 7:00 PM
Sun Mar 29, 2009 Bruins @ Flyers 7:00 PM
Tue Mar 31, 2009 Lightning @ Bruins 7:00 PM

April 2009
Thu Apr 2, 2009 Senators @ Bruins 7:00 PM
Sat Apr 4, 2009 Rangers @ Bruins 1:00 PM
Tue Apr 7, 2009 Bruins @ Senators 7:30 PM
Thu Apr 9, 2009 Canadiens @ Bruins 7:00 PM
Sat Apr 11, 2009 Bruins @ Sabres 4:00 PM
Sun Apr 12, 2009 Bruins @ Islanders 5:00 PM

Lets hope the Bruins can keep on winning and put a little more distance between themselves the Devils and Caps.


If the playoffs started today:


Kristen and the Noise will be at the Harp this weekend.

Chrissys updated stache:


Here are some options for the mustache pub crawl:

Back to the grind

Things I learned this weekend:
1. The tournament is in full swing. The games have been awesome and entertaining.
2. Louisville and Memphis don't look like they are scaring anyone.
3. UMass Lowell has a legit gripe about that loss to BU - After seeing the review 100% a goal.
4. The Bruins toughed out a good win yesterday.
5. Since being back in love, Smiddy has abandoned Sunday Funday.
6. I am in desperate need of a haircut, yet I am too lazy to get one.
7. Working on the weekends is not that bad.
8. Not drinking on the weekends; doesn't make you feel better on Monday monrning.
9. BC is over rated! OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED!
10. FrankBrown is alive(yes thats a tack board for nailing down carpet):

The aftermath:


The 2nd Annual Mustache pub crawl is 54 days away. Here are some stachtastic ideas for your stache.
1. The Chrissy Stache(Try and try to grow a stache):


2. The Gorman Thomas/Biker Stache(Bad ass to the core stache):


3. Rob Deer Stache(mullet and stache):


4. The Billy Buck Stache(Style meets sophistication):


5. The Keith Hernandez Stache(the ALL STAR of Staches):

Spring is Springing...

It Wanna B's time!!


"TALK IS CHEAP, WE HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AND EXECUTE" - CLAUDE JULIEN

1. Billy Costa (Kiss 108s own radio personality)
2. Justin Phelps
3. Chuck Tofuri
4. Brian Ryan
5. Aiden Kelly
6. Nora Mitchell
7. Joe Rene - A Haitian
8. John "Phil Housley" Brewer
9. Dan "Gary" Madden
10. Padriag Calnan - owns a Sid the Kid Jersey and Ovechkin shirt
11. Brian Folan
12. Jason Milligan
13. William J Smiddy
14. Kristine Young
15. Bobby Freeman - wants on the bandwagon
16. Lenny Graff
17. Walter Pratt
18. FrankBrown
19. Dale Arnold
20. Starbucks Joe
21. Timmy Carrier Corp
22. Michael Toomajanian
23. Andrew Sousa
24. Tim Barrett
25. Pete "the Meat" Shepard
26. David Spellman
27. The Staff at Conner Larkin - how do you turn off a Bruins game tied 3-3
28. Ed Media Jim
29. Michael Felger - Trade Phil Kessel for Vinny Lecavlier and his 85 mil?
30. William Graham
31. Larry Mastrangelo
32. ChiefDude
33. Joe Smiddy - Sabres Fan trying to get on the band wagon. Bills Uncle
34. Charles Ferlauto
35. Staff at The Place - how do you turn a game off in the 2nd period and then back on for the shoot out?
36. Mark Hetnik
37. Steve O'toole
38. Bill Simmons
39. Stephen Harris
40. Ross McKeon, Yahoo! Sports
41. Thomas Gerard Kelly
42. Leroy Lynch
43. Greg Leblanc - Thanks to Bobby Freeman
44. Thomas Desseres
45. SPH - trying to sell the "hot ticket"
46. Ken KNowens
47. Kyle Higginsbossom - Thanks Ozzface Killer
48. Jared Rowland
49. John Hegarty - his name is Phil Kessel not PETE Kessel
50. Olympia Sports - 1/2 rack of Bruins apparel and 4 racks of Yankees shit
51. Mrs. Iggles

The list grows more and more each day.
If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM or text me their name. The B's band wagon you are either on it OR UNDER IT!

Christian Daniel Macphail week 15 trying to Bring it!


WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY do the Bruins show up for the first 10 and the last 20 minutes of the game? We need a a full 60 minute game from you boys. Now today they should all head to the North End, pick up some trashy women and go to Andrew Ferrences place for an all night orgy. I think that would help the team out.

Puck Sluts

It Wanna B's time!! Moving and shaking this week. Some people are up, some people are down and some people remained the same.



1. Billy Costa (Kiss 108s own radio personality)
2. Justin Phelps
3. Chuck Tofuri
4. Brian Ryan
5. Aiden Kelly
6. Nora Mitchell
7. Joe Rene - A Haitian
8. John "Phil Housley" Brewer
9. Dan "Gary" Madden
10. Padriag Calnan - owns a Sid the Kid Jersey and Ovechkin shirt
11. Brian Folan
12. Jason Milligan
13. William J Smiddy
14. Kristine Young
15. Bobby Freeman - wants on the bandwagon
16. Lenny Graff
17. Walter Pratt
18. FrankBrown
19. Dale Arnold
20. Starbucks Joe
21. Timmy Carrier Corp
22. Michael Toomajanian
23. Andrew Sousa
24. Tim Barrett
25. Pete "the Meat" Shepard
26. David Spellman
27. The Staff at Conner Larkin - how do you turn off a Bruins game tied 3-3
28. Ed Media Jim
29. Michael Felger - Trade Phil Kessel for Vinny Lecavlier and his 85 mil?
30. William Graham
31. Larry Mastrangelo
32. ChiefDude
33. Joe Smiddy - Sabres Fan trying to get on the band wagon. Bills Uncle
34. Charles Ferlauto
35. Staff at The Place - how do you turn a game off in the 2nd period and then back on for the shoot out?
36. Mark Hetnik
37. Steve O'toole
38. Bill Simmons
39. Stephen Harris
40. Ross McKeon, Yahoo! Sports
41. Thomas Gerard Kelly
42. Leroy Lynch
43. Greg Leblanc - Thanks to Bobby Freeman
44. Thomas Desseres
45. SPH - trying to sell the "hot ticket"
46. Ken KNowens
47. Kyle Higginsbossom - Thanks Ozzface Killer
48. Jared Rowland
49. Mrs. Iggles

The list grows more and more each day.
If you know someone who should be added to the Wanna B list send me a quick email at MRBOOZE187@HOTMAIL.COM or text me their name. The B's band wagon you are either on it OR UNDER IT!

The Bruins seemed to have gotten their swagger back. Rio and I attended last nights game and he noted there were quite a large number of Puck Sluts in attendance. I would have to agree. The Bruins are winning. The Puck Sluts are out. Spring is coming. St. Pattys day is 2 weeks away. All is good in Boozeville!



FrankBrown is underground now. I called him and his phone is shut off. If you see FrankBrown please let him know the blog misses him.

Chrissy week 14:

Humpday

Saint Patricks day is coming. You know what that means(Besides the nasty green beer) - the annual Southie, St. Pattys day parade!!

Kristine Young A.K.A Stylegal is gearing up for her Irish bash:

Hello Everyone,

Just wanted to send out a reminder about the St. Patrick’s Day Parade Party!

Please forward this along to anyone that I missed...the parade starts at 1 pm on Sunday Mach15th!......Party starts around 11 or so....Better to get here early because sometimes parking is tough.....

Hopefully the weather will be good to be hanging out in the courtyard area. Please let me know if you will be in attendance so we can plan for food.

This year the parade is right at in front of my apartment- so wear your green and bring your Irish drinking shoes!!!

See you soon and have a good day!!


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Week 12 Chrissy:

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FRANK BROWN IS MIA PEOPLE!!
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The dart team won 6-5 last night.

Who ya got?

Chrissy week 11

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FrankBrowns Natural stache week 1

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Chrissy week 10


The list of my unemployed friends grew this past week with Chrissy getting laid off. Then his second job also cut back on his hours. Bad week to be Christian Daniel Macphail.
He is now taking propositions for $MONEY$. Rumor has it he will let you get him tatted up if you pay for the tat and give him $100.

The T shirt are in. I bought 10 shirts and 6 are spoken for. If anyone else wants one let me know - $20.00

Hump day is the best day.

I guess we can chat about a few things today.
1. The Snow
2. The Bruins
3. The Super Bowl
4. The fight Saturday night - UFC 94
5. Chrissys Stache vs FrankBrowns Stache

1. I mean when is the snow going to stop? It seems like once a week there is some snow fall. Plus these weather men are never right(or is it weather persons). One minute they forcast 12-16"'s of snow but we end up with 3-5"'s? Maybe it is not the snow that is getting to me as it is people with their lawn chairs, cones, barrels, milk crates, or any other piece of old furniture that they are leaving out to hold their spots. As much as I am bitching about the snow, the last time anyone actually had to shovel it was in 2008. This shit has been the light and fluffy variety since the get go. It may be time to call Mayor Menino's office and take him to task with the object removal.

2. The Bruins win 3-2 in OT...






R.O.A.R. (Rally On A Roadtrip) Party

Boston Bruins vs. Philadelphia Flyers Philadelphia

When: Wednesday, February 4 | 7:00 p.m.
Location: Hard Rock Cafe, 22-24 Clinton Street, Boston

Join fellow Bruins fans at the Hard Rock Cafe on Wednesday, February 4 at 7:00 p.m. for the second Rally On A Roadtrip watch party. Cheer on the B's as they take on the Flyers in Philadelphia. Blades and the Bruins Ice Girls will be on hand with great giveaways and prizes.

For more information, please call 617.624.BEAR(2327), Option 3 or email fanrelations@bostonbruins.com.

3. The Superbowl is this Sunday, February 1st.

I am taking Arizona and the Money line:
Line: Pittsburgh -7
OVER/UNDER: 47
Money Line: Arizona +245

So basically you bet $100 bucks to win $245. I know Pittsburgh has a nice defense but I don't think you can take all of Kurt Warner's offensive weapons. I like this bet.

Now the real question is where to watch the Super Bowl? Since the Patriots are not in it some people seem disinterested. The bars are not offering any food specials, drink specials and I still have no god damn squares.
The Celtics play at noon, The Bruins play at 2pm and the big game is at 6:15 that is a whole lot of sports and even more drinking.

Here are the options(per William J Smiddy)in no particular order:
1. The Junction - buckets of beers
2. DJ's at the garden - Mattys working
3. Slainte' (formerly the 6 House) - buckets of beers
4. The Goal Post - a Quincy Staple

Minnesota vs Celtics at Noon
Bruins vs Montreal at 2pm
Arizona vs Pittsburgh at 6:15pm

I AM DOWN FOR WHATEVER!

4. We will be going down to Coops in Quincy on Saturday night for UFC 94.

If you are in the area stop on down. It is always a good time there.


VS

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THE BLOG IS OVER 10,000 HITS.

Thursday! Are you Thirsty?

FrankBrown decided that Chrissys stache is weak. So once a week FrankBrown will send in his "New Mustache"...any design of his choosing.

V.S.

Don't forget The 2nd Annual Mustache Pubcrawl is only 113 days away. May 16th, 2009 so fellas start your staches.

Last night at the Bruins - R.O.A.R:

(Sorry this picture came out so dark)

Actual quotes over heard:
"Listen Blades, I don't want to end up on any mascot porn site"
"Come on you've done worse(in reference to taking Blades home)"
"How awesome would it be to see the mascot head outside of my bedroom door? Thats way better than a tie on the doorknob"
"John, Now is not a good time..."
"If you like it you shoulda put a ring on it, I know I would! Hell I'll loan you the money"

Tomorrow, I will be putting up my grades for the Bruins first half of the year along with the updated Wanna B's list. I think people are afraid to out their Wanna B friends. The names are coming in less and less frequent. Don't be afraid.