Its mother fucking Fall bitches!! My favorite time of year.
This is what I learned this weekend:
1. Sometimes being an adult means chips and dip for dinner.
2. Nothing secretly excites me as much as buckets of beer for $15...5 beers and I am my own bar tender? FUCK YEAH!
3. I do not understand people's obsession with celebrity. People who know nothing about the Kansas City Chiefs are now obsessed with finding out all about Travis Kelce - At least the Swifties are.
4. The Miami Dolphins look unstoppable, 70 Points is nothing to scoff at.
5. Mikey Layden is back on his Golden Tee dominance.
6. Not that anyone is still paying attention but man do the Red Sox stink.
7. I mean after 1 loss people are bailing on Coach Prime already. You know he doesn't play in the games right?
8. When your buddy is on his way to meet you but gets shut down by his wife while he is walking out the door...whomp, whomp, whomp.
9. Chrissy has his car back and his Uber game is stronger than ever.
10. Extra Toasty Cheez Its are fucking fire.
11. Only serial killers eat Brown Sugar Pop Tarts.
12. My Dunkin's has re-opened and could not have come at a better time. Two weeks without some iced coffee got a dude salty as fuck.