Tuesday, April 2, 2024

Uhm guys

 Why are they talking about snow this week? It is April god damn it!

This is what I learned since last week:

1. Florida is a crazy place, filled with lots of younger ladies with older dudes.

2. Big T seems to be all about that Florida life...if ya know what I mean.

3. My first trip to the west coast of Florida and I can say that I liked it a lot.

4. Though driving in Florida is wild, no one uses blinkers and everyone just cuts you off.

5. I go away and Powerball is over a BILLION!

6. I can say that Delta did not leave a good impression on me. 4 hour delay to get to Florida and then another hour on the way back.

7. Rumor has it Quattro sold again.

8. Celtics 1st half bets aint paying the bills anymore.

9. WrestleMania and a solar eclipse this weekend!

10. What the fuck is going on with P Diddy? I need someone, other than conspiracy king, Chrissy to let me know what the fuck is going on.

11. Red Sox season is back and people do not seem to give one fuck.

12. I am hearing grumblings that the Arizona Coyotes may be relocating to Hartford, CT! I smell a road trip.

13. The Hard Rock casino in Tampa is nice but why I gotta pay for beers?

14. If you are near any of these, you should visit - Charleys Steakhouse - found out I am not about that creamy cognac sauce.

15. Man tax filing day is only 2 weeks away!

16. Cord cutting everywhere.

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